Monday, January 02, 2006 :::
 
Krispy: NO FLIGHT! GET AWAY! NO BISCUIT!

Steph: Um, and by the way, happy belated new year?

Krispy: THAT TOO! HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR!

Sseriya: *blasts Flight into dust* Stop with the caps.

Krispy: I can't help it.

Luce: *XENA NOISES* GABRIELLE, MY SHOCRUM! *gleam in eye*

Krispy: Um...

Steph: *plays Xena theme music*

Luce: *backflips in a circle around the valley*

Everyone else: .........................

Krispy: You, um, don't want to know. Really.

Silverfall: Don't worry, she only does this once every five years.

Krispy: So, I need to go supervise the children now.

Steph: What? But you hate children.

Krispy: ...I know. Pity me. Alz has turned to the Dark Side is trying to turn the younger siblings into her evil minions.

Steph: I thought Krunchy was already evil.

Krispy: THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

Steph: Right. Of course.

Krispy: Ok, right, I'm leaving. Behave please and don't get drunk and don't drink and drive because when you do, YOU LOSE.

Sseriya: *blasts the dust that is Flight into tinier dust* Why are you so strange?

Krispy: What?! You DO lose when you drink and drive. Like LOSE YOUR LIFE.

Zakaru: *drunken New Year's dancing* Let me take you to the gay bar, gay bar, GAY BAR.

Luce: SING IT, GIRLFRIEND.

Silverfall: *averts eyes*

Zakaru: GAAAAAY BAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

Krispy: OMG, DON'T GIVE FLIGHT IDEAS!!!

Lucifer: What? Where?

Krispy: YOU SHUT UP AND GO STAND IN THE CORNER. YOU'RE GROUNDED...FOR LIFE.

Lucifer: WHAT?!

Krispy: Yeah! You heard me.

Krunchy: *soft voice* Pon-pon.

Luce: Pon.

Krunchy: BABY!

Luce: UGH!

Krispy: You also kill brain cells when you drink...even though those two haven't been drinking but you could end up like that kids!

Luce: Pon.

Krunchy: I heard it! Pon-pon. CAW!

Luce: What are you implying, KRISPY-POO?? *SLAPS* *REALLY HARD*

Krispy: *BITES OFF YOUR ARM*

Luce: PON! PONPONPONPONPONNNNN! *Japanese boyband pop star swivels in your FACE*

Krunchy: BABY!

Luce: UGHHHH!

Krispy: *cough* Right, anyway, I'm leaving now. Don't kill each other. Oh and, I found the dragon kings...and brought them back.

Huge red sack drops into the Valley and unwraps itself to reveal all the Dragon Kings looking rather confused and disoriented.

Krispy: They thought they escaped, but HAH! There is no escaping from my claws! Bye bye!

Krunchy: Pon-pon.

Luce: Pon!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:47 PM