Wednesday, October 05, 2005 :::
 
Krispy: Yo! I should--

Sseriya: Be doing homework or studying or writing your paper or something like that, right? We know. That's the only time you show up in here.

Krispy: NOT TRUE! But mostly true.

Sseriya: My point exactly.

Lucifer: ARE YOU HERE TO GET RID OF THE BEAR?!

Krispy: Alas, I am not. But I have set in motion a plan for your rescue.

Lucifer: Set in motion. HOW FLECKING LONG IS THAT GOING TO TAKE?!

Krispy: Blame it on Alz, but soon, my little darling.

Lucifer: Did you just call me--

Krispy: ANYWAY!

Steph: KRISPY!!! *GLOMP* I missed you.

Krispy: I missed you too! *GLOMP back* You know who else I miss?

Steph: The Jedi!

Krispy: Yes!

Zalari: Now, isn't the time for this.

Krispy: *cough* Right. Yes. Hey Sseriya!

Sseriya: *suspicious* What?

Krispy: If one were in need of raising an army, what would one do?

Sseriya: ...I've never had to raise an army because we have a standing one. And why do you ask?

Krispy: Er, I'm helping someone with a, er, project.

Sseriya: Would this project have anything to do with world domination?

Krispy: Actually, no. You know I have no interest in world domination. Been there, done that, so to speak.

Steph: As an all-seeing, flaming, EYE.

Krispy: Right!

Sseriya: Well, I know you want something and whatever you want, the answer is no.

Krispy: WHAT?! I haven't even asked yet!

Sseriya: The answer is still no.

Krispy: If one were in need of an army, where would one go?

Sseriya: You would find mercenaries I suppose. Or find people who believe in your cause, assuming you have a cause to begin with.

Krispy: Or I could possibly, maybe, perhaps, borrow one?

Sseriya: I suppose you could borro--*pause* YOU WANT TO BORROW AN ARMY?!

Krispy: Well, not just any army. YOUR army.

Sseriya: I don't have an army for you to borrow. It's not a commodity to be lent out anyway. It's a matter of security and the well-being of my kingdom. What would we do if word got out that our army just vanished one day?

Krispy: Er, well, your kingdom seems to be doing fine without a KING or a PRINCE or YOU. So I don't know. Seems like it'd be okay.

Sseriya: That's because all the other Kings are missing too! And you don't even know where they are! What if they've gone back, and you took the army. Then what?

Krispy: Oh, they haven't gone back. I checked. Plus, it's only to conquer one teensy weensy kingdom. You almost decimated an entire Clan with just your army, and in this case, they'd just be support troops. I probably won't even need the whole thing. Just like half should do. What with every single soldier being a frikkin dragon.

Sseriya: You're talking about people's lives! What is wrong with you? And whose kingdom are you trying to conquer anyway?!

Krispy: Well, I just met someone and he's--

Sseriya: You promised my army to a complete stranger?!

Krispy: He's pretty?

Sseriya: *stifled scream*

Krispy: And he just needs a little help. Your soldiers won't even break a sweat. Hey, do dragons sweat?

Sseriya: *trying very hard to calm herself*

Steph: Um, Krispy, you might want to, er, run away. Or duck and cover or something.

Sseriya: No. It's fine. I'm in control. Listen, I don't do something for nothing, so unless there's a fantastic deal coming out of this, there is no way I am lifting a finger to help you.

Krispy: AUGH! What is with all you people and making deals?! I'm going to sleep!

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:29 AM