Wednesday, September 07, 2005 :::
 
Krispy: *SHRIEK OF HORROR*

Steph: OMG, it's alive.

Sseriya: Slow reaction much?

Steph: It's eating Lucifer's head!!!

Michael: Er, well, I wouldn't say eating. Hello Alz. I'm going to pretend I don't know what you're talking about. All of you are a little delusional, aren't you?

Zalari: Should we, er, help him?

Michael: Probably.

Lucifer: *trembling*

Sseriya: I don't know. Looks like he's going to take care of this himself.

Steph: How would you know--

Lucifer: *blasts Wooya off of him*

Steph: Hey! That's our tactic!

Sseriya: If I recall correctly, our tactic wasn't all that effective.

Lucifer: GET. THAT. THING. AWAY. FROM. ME.

Steph: You okay, Lucifer? You're looking awfully pale.

Wing: A bit hysterical too.

Lucifer: YOU'D BE HYSTERICAL TOO IF THAT-THAT-THING WERE TRYING TO ABSORB YOU WHOLE!

Krispy: ARE YOU OKAY?! OMG!

Lucifer: NO! NO, I'M NOT OKAY! DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU?!

Krispy: NO! But I still had to ask! At least you didn't die! I totally thought you were done for!

Lucifer: I MIGHT'VE BEEN IN A FEW MORE SECONDS! I COULDN'T EFFING BREATHE! *shaking*

Michael: I really think you should calm down.

Lucifer: *wild-eyed* I won't be able to calm down until that thing is gone, dead, annihilated!

Wooya slowly starts reforming from the little pieces of blasted marshmellow.

Lucifer: *stiffens* Oh God, it's still alive. KILL IT! SOMEONE KILL IT!

Steph: Um, if you're thinking of blowing it up again, or burning/melting it to death--

Sseriya: It's not going to work.

Steph & Sseriya: We know.

Lucifer: I don't care. I need...I need to protect myself, damn it!

Michael: You need to breathe.

Lucifer: I need that thing to GO AWAY. To DIE. To STOP EXISTING!

Zalari: You're forgetting to breathe again.

Lucifer: *inhale*exhale*inhale*exhale*

Wooya is looking more and more like a polar bear again.

Lucifer: *looking paler by the minute*

Wing: You look like you're going to be sick.

Lucifer: That's because I'm dying. I really, really am.

Michael: I think he actually is.

Lucifer: Of course I am! What? You think I'm lying?! I feel sick...

Wooya: Love will make you feel all better! *gets ready to bear hug Lucifer*

Lucifer: Oh God. *RUNS*

Wing: Rather lively for someone who's dying. Well, good luck. *flies himself and Firin up into a tree*

Firin: This is horribly familiar.

Wing: You don't like trees.

Firin: No, I don't. But I don't like that bear more.

Raven: *also in the tree* You aren't the only one.

Lucifer: Will someone do something?!

Michael: Someone really should do something. I don't think you understand what that bear has done to him.

Krispy: OH, BUT I DO UNDERSTAND! AHHH! EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER! *dives into one of Anakin's old trenches*

Michael: ...and she doesn't do anything about it...

Steph: Nope! That's how our Krispy works. I suggest you run too.

Michael: Thanks...I think.

Lucifer: I HATE YOU ALL!

Michael: Of course you do.

Wooya: I LOVE YOU ALL! *lumbering after Lucifer*

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:28 PM