Wednesday, August 24, 2005 :::
 
Krispy: *runs screaming into the Valley* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lucifer: I thought I kicked you out.

Krispy: DID SOMEONE SAY THE FORBIDDEN PHRASE?!

Lucifer: What? You mean, "I have a bad--"

Steph: *jumps on Lucifer* DON'T SAY IT AGAIN, YOU IDIOT!

Lucifer: Ow.

Krispy: Alz blogged! Yay! Sirius! Yay!

Lucifer: Again, who is this Sirius?!

Zalari: This is much like what Anakin had to go through, isn't it?

Steph: *still sitting on Lucifer* Yep. Anakin and his identity issues with Hayden.

Lucifer: You know, you're surprisingly heavy for someone who looks so thin.

Steph: *smile* Must be the dragon side. Or you know, the muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat, you know.

Lucifer: Get off, please.

Steph: Aww! You said "please!" Okay! *gets off*

Krispy: Alz blogged! W00t! She should do it again. And soon. Very soon. Like, NOW.

Sseriya: She only did it because you made funny cat noises.

Krispy: Meow.

Zalari: She is a catgirl.

Krispy: Enestil! *GLOMP* I am sorry for ignoring you again. Lost dragons and all have been distracting. Is there anything I can get you? Food? Chocolate? Pillows? Anything?

Michael: *picking up Beast* I guess, you shouldn't be eating that.

Beast: *munching on a mouthful of little white flowers* Baaaaaaaaaaaa~!

Michael: You'll regret it later, when you're sick.

Beast: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~! *keeps eating*

Lucifer: Oi, can we smoke that?

Krispy: LUCIFER!

Lucifer: What? It was suggested that your Magical Valley vegetation has certain properties that might--

Krispy & Alz: SMOKING ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU SO STOP IT!!!

Lucifer: Bah.

Krispy: Hey, you're not going to plot against me with Sincere, are you?

Lucifer: I'll plot with whoever the hell I want to.

Krispy: But you'd let me know, right?

Lucifer: Maybe.

Krispy: You will let me know. *waves hand*

Lucifer: Is that what you think of me?!

Krispy: Well, it was worth a try. *sigh* I'm going to go find the Dragon Kings. Be right back. *wanders off with Sseriya and Steph in tow*

Lucifer: So, Sincere, was it? What's this about escape? Why would you want to escape? There's so much...space...here and well, he *points at Yuya* is here and I rather like being around him.

Wing: What?! You like being around Yuya?

Lucifer: *smile* Yes, I do.

Wing: It's a good thing Sseriya isn't here right now because she would strangle you with her deceptively genteel-looking hands.

Lucifer: Hmm, sounds fun. Anyway, Sincere, I don't see what the problem is. If you want to leave, why don't you just leave. I don't need to escape when I can leave any time I want.

Beast: Baaaaaaaa~!

Lucifer: See. She agrees with me.

Michael: Actually, considering all the love that flies around in here, I'm surprised you're holding up as well as you are.

Lucifer: As long as there's not "loving river of loving love, love" anywhere the hell near me, I think I'll be fine. What's this about you owning one of these rivers?

Michael: That was Alz, treating canon like a small pothole.

Lucifer: Oh. Oi, Braid Girl! I thought we went over this already. Me and Love equals IMPOSSIBLE. Not going to happen. I didn't even love my mother, for Heaven's sake! I'm a selfish bastard. Ask anyone!

Something Large and White and Polar-Bear-shaped stirs in the distance.

Lucifer: *eyes Wooya warily* What is that?

Michael: Looks like a polar bear, or a polar bear shaped cloud. Or a large mound of marshmellow.

Zalari: Maybe you should take a few steps back.

Wing: We need trenches. Where the frell is Anakin when you need him?

Silversong: Where's Master Kenobi for that matter. Oh, the Valley certainly is different without the presence of the Jedi, isn't it?

Wooya shifts again and makes a low, polar bear-ish sound.

Lucifer: I have a bad--

Michael: That phrase is forbidden, remember?

Wing: Do you want to doom yourself?

Lucifer: *smile* I'm Fallen. I'm already doomed.

Michael: *dryly* Tragic. Really.

Krispy: *charging back from whereever she was* OMG!

Steph: YOU LOOK LIKE A FROG!

Krispy: Hahahaha!

Everyone: WTF.

Krispy: NO! That's not what I meant. What is going on?! Is Wooya--

Zalari: Keep your voice down.

Krispy: But it's not going from winter into spring!!! It's going from summer into fall into WINTER!

Sseriya: When has logic ever played a part in the Valley?

Silversong: Indeed, when have the seasons ever played a part?

Sseriya: Hmm...

Krispy: He...awakens...

*insert dramatic, cliff-hanger music here*

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:41 PM

Monday, August 22, 2005 :::
 

Remus Lupin - ah now, cheer up! You're a such a
lovely guy but you spend far too much time
worrying. Some people do love you just the way
you are, and those who don't are not really
worth your attention. With all your gifts,
intelligence, humility, kindness and all, who
needs universal acceptance?


Which of the Marauders are you?
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Krispy: I'm not surprised. Too bad I happen to look like this.



Sseriya: Too bad you look totally insane?

Krispy: Right.

Wing: Too bad you are totally insane.

Krispy: That too. Though, to be fair, I'm not that insane. And at the very least, I'm not schizoid like some people I know.

Steph: What?

Lucifer: Hey.

Krispy: I didn't say anything.

Steph: Found their Majesties yet?

Krispy: *mournfully* No. I've lost my Dragon Kings. That sucks. How do you lose something like that?!

Lucifer: I think the question is how do you lose something that frelling big?!

Krispy: Did you just say frelling?

Lucifer: I blame you.

Krispy: That's messed up.

Lucifer: You are messed up.

Krispy: Hey! Not on! Anyway, since I have your attention--

Lucifer: What was that? I wasn't listening.

Krispy: .................

Zalari: Met your match?

Wing: She's finally created a character that she can't control.

Steph: Um, hello. That's me.

Sseriya: I think we've just been dethroned.

Silversong: And if you really think about it, you were never really in control to begin with. You sort of just got away that one time.

Krispy: Will you all shut up!

Wing: I was right. Who owes me money. Cough it up.

Krispy: There's something off about your character, Wing. You don't act/talk/etc. like that.

Wing: Don't I? Well then, it's your fault for ignoring me for this long. You've totally lost touch with what it's like to be me, haven't you?

Krispy: ...this is really weird.

Wing: Isn't it? You better fix it before I do a character 360 or something.

Krispy: Augh! AUGH! It's ALZ's turn to blog! I shouldn't even be here! AUGH! Lucifer! It's you! You're infecting all of them!

Lucifer: Something goes wrong and you blame it on me?! What's with this persecution?!

Krispy: Augh. Augh. I'm leaving.

Lucifer: Wait. You were going to ask me something.

Krispy: ...I'm afraid of what I'll hear. Forget it. I'm leaving.

Lucifer: No. Hey. That's not on. Leaving a fellow hanging like that.

Krispy: Why the frell do you talk like that?!

Lucifer: I don't know! You're the genius doing the flecking typing!

Krispy: AUGH! I'm leaving! You drive me to frustration.

Lucifer: And to lus--

Michael: Don't say it or she'll have an aneurysm and she'll take us down with her. She's threatened to do that before.

Lucifer: She'll give us aneurysms?

Michael: Stop being difficult.

Lucifer: But if I stopped being difficult, I wouldn't be me, now would I?

Michael: You're pushing it. You really are.

Krispy: Um, AHEM!

Lucifer: Right, so, you were saying?

Krispy: Are you two, well, are you, um--

Lucifer: You're not buying into all this "road to inevitable OTP-dom" stuff, are you?!

Krispy: You're quoting me! Not them. What the frell do you think?

Lucifer: I'm asking you though.

Krispy: I don't know! That's why I'm asking you!

Wing: What is with this special treatment?

Sseriya: Seriously. You never asked us for our opinions.

Krispy: This isn't about you! Hey, do me a favor and go find your father and uncles, will you?

Sseriya: *SIGH*

Steph: We're always cleaning up your messes, aren't we?

Krispy: Something like that. So Lucifer, darling, what's the deal? Are you or are you not--

Lucifer: If you say "hip to my jive" I will punch you.

Krispy: Er, I wasn't going to say that, but...HEY! Have you been reading SHOEBOX?!

Lucifer: No, but you have and there are all these odd little words and phrases now floating about in your head.

Krispy: And it's not nice to hit defenseless, easily breakable (cat)girls.

Michael: *smile* I don't think "defenseless" is quite accurate.

Krispy: Who's side are you on?!

Michael: My own, really. I don't like to take sides. Not good for one's health, you know.

Krispy: ARGH! Just answer the question! Then I'll be off on my merry way. You know, finding dragons and not waking up certain very happy and loving bears.

Lucifer: You didn't actually ask a discernable question.

Krispy: You're being difficult again!

Lucifer: Like I said before, it's in my flecking nature to be that way. I can't help it!

Krispy: You just want to see me suffer.

Lucifer: Truthfully, yes, yes I do.

Krispy: CRUEL BEAST!

Beast: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Krispy: Er, no offense.

Beast: *goes back to munching flowers*

Krispy: Are you or are you not, you know, uhm, well...are you two like...

Lucifer: You're all rather nosy, aren't you? The questions you ask, and the types of things you want to know. Pfft.

Krispy: That whole Flight business was your fault and it was Alz and Luce who were asking the questions about all those things and answering and LKSDFJKL;;asdkfj;;ISJF! I'm leaving!!!

Michael: I'm afraid we aren't at liberty to say. You are, after all, in charge of all this. We can't tell you what we don't know.

Krispy: Argh, but you do know. You're just not telling me.

Lucifer: Maybe you're just not telling yourself.

Krispy: But I don't know! If I did, this wouldn't be a problem because whatever I think equates itself into this thing called canon and then there wouldn't be a problem.

Michael: Well, according to what you told us, it seems that canon or not, there never was a problem to begin with.

Krispy: Unless I tweak things a completely different way. Unless I make things like they were supposed to be at the very beginning.

Michael: But you won't.

Krispy: I could.

Michael: But you won't. It's not in your nature to do so.

Krispy: I'm an evil!sadistic!monster! I can do whatever I want!

Lucifer: Did you just say--

Krispy: Shut up. I'm leaving. Neither of you are any help whatsoever.

Lucifer: If you'd just out and say the question, maybe I'd know what the frell you want to know.

Krispy: You know perfectly well what I want to know.

Lucifer: No, I don't. I don't read minds. Are we what? Going to kill each other? Going to buy ice cream later? Going to kill other people? Going to rebel and dethrone you? See, a myriad of possibilities.

Krispy: AUGH! That's it. I'm tweaking your character. I can't stand you.

Lucifer: You will do no such thing.

Krispy: Look, you're already sounding not like yourself.

Lucifer: I sound perfectly like myself. What are you talking about, you strange, strange girl.

Krispy: I'm throwing you into a loving river of loving love, love.

Lucifer: You want to kill me! Is that it?! That's quite a bit more than "tweaking."

Krispy: Oh, it's not going to kill you. It'll just soften you up a bit. Just a quick dunk, you know.

Lucifer: But then I'll be all drippy and I'll be forced to drip all over your dry clothes. In fact, I'd be forced to suffocate you in my soggy arms.

Krispy: And then I'd be forced to set you on fire.

Lucifer: Not if I do it first.

Krispy: I'll claw your eyes out.

Lucifer: I'll bite.

Krispy: What if you have rabies?!

Michael: Do you two have to argue every time you speak to each other?

Lucifer: YES.

Krispy: NO.

Michael: *sigh*

Wing: Welcome to the club.

Michael: For the record, Krispy, I don't know. He doesn't either because it seems unlikely he's sure of anything anymore. He's...different now.

Lucifer: Hah! There you have it. Goodbye!

Krispy: What?!

Lucifer: Me, incapable of love, remember? Don't know what it's like, don't know what it is, can't grasp the concept of it. Not really my thing. Probably hurts. Sounds painful, doesn't it? Really painful for me. Like oil and water, can't mix.

Krispy: What?

Lucifer: So long.

Krispy: *gets kicked out of the Valley*

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:08 PM