Saturday, July 30, 2005 :::
 
Krispy: *bursts into Valley* SIRIUS LIVES!!!

Steph: *singing loudly and somewhat off-key* Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh, what a beautiful day!!!

Sseriya: You're off-key.

Steph: I know. *SMILE*

Sseriya: It's hardly "morning" or "day" for that matter.

Steph: I know that too! *continues singing* La la la la la la la la la...

Sseriya: *to Krispy* And we have no idea what you're shouting about, but I guess that's nothing new, now is it?

Krispy: As caustic as I remember you! Glad to see my long absence and vacation hasn't softened you up one bit, you nasty old crone.

Sseriya: Nasty...old...crone...what's wrong with you?

Krispy: I don't know? Reading too much Harry Potter? Channeling Sirius too much? I AM KING!!!

Sseriya: ...yes...I think so...

Krispy: You won't believe how stupid Krunchy and I are becoming. Like Krunchy...is so James sometimes, it freaks me out. I think her mind is slowly turning into that of a teenage boy...stupidity-wise. At the same time, not. She's too...scornful of the world and people at large...

Sseriya: You're babbling.

Krispy: I'm always babbling. HELLO EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALL!

Wing: Well, looks like vacation hasn't changed you at all.

Steph: Vacation was fun. We should do it more often.

Lucifer: You were gone for an inordinate amount of time and totally ignoring me. *pout*

Krispy: I was not! I was totally thinking about you! All the time! Every day! Every second I was inside that philosophy class discussing free will and the existence of God. You made your protests very very clear.

Lucifer: God exists.

Krispy: Yes, I know. You told me about A BILLION TIMES.

Lucifer: He does.

Krispy: Quite right. Okay. I'm not arguing with you.

Lucifer: I'm not arguing.

Krispy: Stop provoking me!

Lucifer: I'm not! You're provoking me!

Krispy: AM NOT!

Lucifer: ARE TOO!

Krispy: No, I'm not. Look, I said that I wasn't ignoring you. And then you said--

Lucifer: You were ignoring me! See. I had to get your attention.

Krispy: STOP TWISTING MY WORDS!

Lucifer: I'm not twisting anything! Not even your little friend's neck. *pointed look at Alz* Don't think I've forgotten about you.

Krispy: Do you even remember why you're after Alz in the first place?!

Lucifer: Do I care?! And stop trying to change the subject!

Krispy: I'm not!

Lucifer: You are!

Krispy: I'm no--Stop being so SIRIUS about it!

Lucifer: I'm not the one--who the frell is Sirius?! And why does he live? Is that important? What?

Krispy: Stop confusing me!

Lucifer: You're the one doing the confusing! Coming in here and randomly shouting things no one else understands!

Krispy: Other people understand! And what's with all these exclamation points?!

Lucifer: I don't know! You started it!

Krispy: Did not!

Lucifer: Did too!

Krispy: Did not!

Lucifer: Did too!

Michael: Um...stop. Please. Before I'm forced to do something completely out of character.

Krispy & Lucifer: *STARE*

Krispy: You wouldn't.

Lucifer: Oh God, you would...

Michael: Good. I'm glad you both agree. I would've hated ruining my reputation like that.

Krispy: ........

Lucifer: .......*whirl on Alz* WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!

Krispy: Well, she's not so much implying as outright--

Michael: I'd...rather we didn't talk about this.

Lucifer: Too right.

Krispy: Well, of course, you two would say that, but as for Luce and Alz...well...

Steph: *cheerfully* It'll take more than the threat of a thousand painful deaths to stop them!

Lucifer: What about 10,000 painful deaths.

Michael: There are things worse than death too.

Krispy: *sigh* My poor little Kismeti. You see, not even canon stops them. I'm afraid there's really nothing I can do.

Michael: But he's incapable of love. I don't see how they can get around that--

Lucifer: He's right you know. I am totally incapable of love. I mean, that goes against everything I stand for, doesn't it?

Krispy: They only see that as a challenge, dear. Nothing more. It is but a small pothole in the road to your inevitable OTP-dom, they say.

Lucifer: Bother. *pause* What the--?

Sseriya: You've definitely been reading too much Harry Potter fanfic, and thinking too much about Sirius.

Krispy: I can't help it! I'm in great Sirius denial! I love Sirius so much. ;_; Though, my first love will forever remain Remus Lupin.

Lucifer: Who the frell is Sirius?!

Krispy: *totally ignoring him* So, um, what's this about threatening me with bodily harm and death? That's not nice! I've left you all alone, untormented, for like nearly 3 months!

Wing: It wasn't us.

Krispy: I'm sure... I feel like something's missing...

Steph: Like there's something missing in your heart? Like you need someone to show you the meaning of being lonely? Like you've been fighting to let someone go? Like your heart did time in Siberia and you were waiting for the lie to come true?

Krispy: Backstreet's back! Alright!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: No, I'm serious.

Lucifer: WHO IS--

Krispy: No, serious...like the word...not the person.

Lucifer: That still doesn't answer my--

Krispy: Backstreet's back! OMG. New album. Rather good. Some catchy tunes. The Brian love is renewed, yo.

Zalari: The Jedi.

Krispy: What?

Zalari: The Jedi. That's what you're missing.

Krispy: *bursts into tears*

Wing: Wow. That was a quick turn around.

Krispy: I MISS THEM!!! Chibi *sniffle* made me *sniffle* an awesome volcano cake for my early birthday celebration and I brought *sniffle* Anakin and *sniffle* Obi-Wan (Unleashed) so that they could look awesome and battle in front of my awesome cake. It was beautiful!!! *sob* AND I MISS THEM!!! *CRY* THE UTTER ANGST!!!

Zalari: Well, the wounds do run deep.

Steph: I can fix it!

Gwendolyn: When you say "fix," I hope you don't mean "heal her emotional wounds" because if I recall correctly...

Sseriya: I have very little talent for healing. Yes, I know. She knows too.

Steph: *bounds up to Krispy* The Island. Two Ewans. Really nice suits. Sean Bean. Black suit.

Krispy: OMG! *goes all glazy eyed* So, so, so, so, so, so, SO unbelievably HOT. *DIES*

Gwendolyn: ...

Beast: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *starts chewing on Krispy's sleeve*

Krispy: Oy! Right, Jedi. Er, I don't know. I want to bring them back, but...I feel like that would be betraying their trust because I did promise to return them and all that and it really should've ended with Episode II, but I have attachment issues and I'm really overly sentimental and I just have trouble letting go, you know?

Sseriya: You're babbling again.

Krispy: *sigh* It's so difficult to say goodbye. *pause* AUGH! That sounded so trite!

Steph: That's the way it goes, yo.

Krispy: I guess...right, so people threatening me, as usual... Right Sincere. NO, you can't leave. Besides, even if I let you leave, what you find at home...well... I don't know. What if it's worse than it is here? Hmmm? Then what?

Steph: *brightly* And remember, things can always get worse! *SMILE*

Wing: Am I the only one disturbed by how happy she is?

Firin: No.

Gwendolyn: No.

Zalari: No.

Sseriya: *SIGH* No.

Krispy: ENESTIL! I'm so sorry! I begged Alz to bring you here and here you are and I've been such a horrible horrible terrible hostess, what with being MIA and not doting and fawning and fangirling you properly as I should be. I'm really sorry! I'll make it up to you I swear!

Steph: She solemnly swears! (That she's up to no good, too.)

Krispy: Um, did someone feed the Dragon Kings while I was gone?

Everyone: *dead silence*

Krispy: Um...*looks around* Where are the Dragon Kings?

Everyone: *crickets chirping*

Krispy: Um...anyone seen the Dragon Kings lately?

Everyone: ............

Krispy: HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO LOSE AN ENTIRE HERD OF DRAGON KINGS?!

Lucifer: Anything is possible around here, right?

Krispy: AUGH!!! Okay. I'd better go find them...and hope they haven't--I don't know--EATEN anyone we know yet.

Steph: Like Wooya?

Krispy: Yeah. Like Wooya. Or you know, someone more important like Neo-Sincere or something...granted, he is in a glass box and those are virtually indestructible... Augh! Well, I'm off before it gets too late...or whatever....

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:38 PM