Thursday, April 14, 2005 :::
 
Krispy: You all need to stop.

Steph: Stop what?

Krispy: I don't know. Whatever it is you're doing. It's been a while since I've been in here so I don't know what the frell you're doing!

Steph: Well, they're still drinking.

Krispy: ...just stop it, okay?

Zalari: We still don't know what you're talking about.

Krispy: Stop moving around. Stop doing whatever it is you're doing that provoking the Inspiration to make me all distracted and not concentrating on things.

Anakin: Um, wouldn't that be your own problem?

Krispy: YOU!

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: Perhaps you should have stayed out of this one, Padawan.

Krispy: You too, Kenobi.

Anakin: I have a bad--

Obi-Wan: Don't say it.

Anakin: Right.

Krispy: The two of you have been--how to put this--DRIVING ME TO DISTRACTION!

Jedi: *innocent*

Krispy: Have you been wandering around in my head again?!

Jedi: *still innocent*

Krispy: ...I keep having dreams that involve you two being all Jedi-like, and it distracts me a lot. I'm actually working on my paper you know, and OMG it's going to kill me.

Sseriya: Haven't we heard this before?

Lucifer: I'm bored.

Krispy: YOU will BEHAVE until I am finished with this paper and NOT A SECOND BEFORE. Do you understand me, Lucifer Shadowstar?!

Lucifer: Is that supposed to intimidate me?

Krispy: Yes, it is, and even if it doesn't, YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE because if you don't the CONSEQUENCES will be DIRE. You need to stop teasing my Inspiration. STOP IT.

Lucifer: *not paying attention*

Krispy: HEY! But anyway, JEDI! You've been warned too. I'm actually doing work and it will kill me if you keep distracting me. Besides, aren't you supposed to be digging me a trench Anakin?!

Anakin: ...I've been done for a while now.

Krispy: ...oh...well...BLEH! I'm leaving. If I so much as get a tingle from the Inspiration, YOU WILL ALL PAY. That is all.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:38 PM