Tuesday, January 18, 2005 :::
 
Krispy: Hahahahahahahah!

Steph: Mmm...this is a really good drink...

Sseriya: .....what are you drinking?

Steph: Mmm...don't know, but it's really, really good...*downs another cup*

Sseriya: .....you really are stupid...WHAT HAPPENED TO ME THAT MADE ME TURN OUT LIKE THAT?!!!

Krispy: Tsk tsk. Outbursts are unlike you.

Sseriya: *cough* What? I'm not allowed to slip-up sometimes?

Krispy: Well, you hate it when you do.

Sseriya: *changing the subject* Why were you laughing like that?

Wing: Do we ever need an answer to that? She's always laughing like that!

Zalari: Or otherwise acting like she's insane when all of us know perfectly well that she isn't.

Krispy: Hey! I'm insulted! What do you mean by that?!

Zalari: I mean that we all know how devious you really are. You aren't insane, just...eccentric and prone to violence and proclamations of love.

Steph: AND you're an Evil!Sadistic!Monster! W00t!

Sseriya: Whatever you're drinking better not be alcoholic.

Steph: Pfft.

Anakin: Um, well, now what?

Krispy: What do you mean?

Anakin: It's the New Year. You're back at school, and my Master and I are STILL HERE.

Krispy: Yeah and so is Sincere but you don't see him complain--oh, nevermind. I take that back.

Obi-Wan: We were on a mission when you, um, interrupted us.

Krispy: Yeah, and remember how Brat Child was totally NOT doing what he was supposed to be doing?!

Anakin: I was too doing what I was supposed to be doing?!

Krispy: Yeah? Then why the frell were you on Tattooine?! I don't recall Obi-Wan authorizing that trip!

Obi-Wan: Nevermind...

Krispy: You know, life is a series of hard lessons.

Everyone: ...

Wing: Why are you spouting things like that again?

Krispy: Because it's true. I never lie.

Everyone: Pfft.

Krispy: That's mean! Look! Lucifer!

Steph: *perks up* The devil?! WHERE?!

Anakin: That's just vaguely disturbing.

Firin: I agree.

Wing: Why does she react like that to those things?!

Sseriya: Did someone spike the drinks?

Steph: Weren't people betting money or something?

Sseriya: You are not gambling.

Krispy: No. It's Lucifer. *sigh* D00d, I'm going to regret this--

Sseriya: Have you no pity?

Zalari: Here comes the next victim...

Wing: Trapped in the Magical Valley...forever.

Krispy: Tada! *poof of smoke*

Lucifer: Nothing is forever, not even Love. *waving the smoke away*

Krispy: See! Lucifer! *beams*

Lucifer: *noticing where he is for the first time* What the hell...?

Krispy: MINE! *GLOMP*

Lucifer: *side-steps GLOMP* Like I said, what the hell.

Steph: Welcome to the Magical Valley!

Lucifer: Let me rephrase. This is hell, isn't it? *eyes scary colorful flowers* Or at least, this has to be someone's personal hell. Really. This is frightening.

Sseriya: Considering who and what you are, you shouldn't be afraid.

Lucifer: *looks at Sseriya, then at Steph* What are you? Twins?

Sseriya: *sigh* You don't want to know.

Steph: TRIPLETS! Lookie! *drags Firalaer over* This is Firalaer. We look alike!

Sseriya: He's not related to us.

Lucifer: Right... *starts to smoke a cigarette*

Krispy: Noooooo! Steph, back off! You're freaking him out!!!

Lucifer: You look like a cartoon.

Krispy: I'm not a cartoon, silly! I'm a kangaru.

Lucifer: You don't say.

Krispy: Yep.

Wing: And she is responsible for your, undoubtedly, miserable existence.

Anakin: The pretty ones always suffer, don't they?

Wing: I'd say yes, except when it comes to Krispy, everyone suffers.

Obi-Wan: Sometimes, I'm inclined to agree.

Lucifer: *muttering to himself* This can't be a dream. I'm not capable of coming up with something this twisted. Are those dragons and...knights? No, this can't be right.

Sseriya: Look, he's already lost it.

Lucifer: Well, you have to agree that this place grates on every ounce of sanity I have, not to mention my sensibilities.

Silversong: Not that you count much on your sanity these days, hm?

Lucifer: *warily* How would you know about that? And what are you? Another so-called kangaroo?

Silversong: *smile* No. Canis lupus. Grey wolf. Deceased and undead for at least 200 years. And though we've never met, I know you. I know you all too well.

Lucifer: *puts out the cigarette* You don't seem like the type.

Silversong: I let you go a long time ago.

Krispy: Lucifer! You're pretty.

Lucifer: I know.

Krispy: Can I hug you?

Lucifer: No. You're unsettling.

Krispy: *pout* Well, in that case, SINCERE! *UBERMEGAGLOMP* Happy New Year! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I must proclaim it anew for the new year! I'm bursting with my love for you! Just bursting! *SQUISH*SQUISH*SQUISH*

Lucifer: I'm glad I avoided that.

Zalari: You were lucky this time.

Steph: OMG! New Year's is over?!

Sseriya: Yes.

Steph: You didn't kiss him?!

Sseriya: What?!

Steph: *shoves Sseriya at Zalari* Dear gods. To think you could get away--hah!

Sseriya: ...

Steph: *charges off towards the Knights* All right, boys! What the frell are you doing?! Poker? Black jack? Truth or Dare? Drinking game?!

Lucifer: I never thought hell would look so...happy.

Wing: It's the picture of insanity. That's what it is.

Anakin: Bright light! Bright light!

Firin: Are you okay?

Silversong: I believe the quote is "white light."

Anakin: No! Everything's so bright! Is it just me?! *shading eyes*

Obi-Wan: The sun is at an angle that makes looking at this winter wonderland painful.

Lucifer: I'm really in for it, aren't I?

Silversong: I believe a show Krispy used to watch had this catch phrase--"you think you know, but you have no idea."

Krispy: *still GLOMPING Sincere*belting out "Winter Wonderland" at the top of her lungs* SLEIGH BELLS RING! ARE YOU LISTENING?! IN THE LANE, SNOW IS GLISTENIN'! WE SING A LOVE SONG AS WE GO ALONG! WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND!


::: spewed by Krispy at 7:22 PM