Friday, December 24, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Hah! I'm back!

Steph: We have you to blame for the return of that-that-that-

Anakin: Chainmail sack.

Sseriya: Right.

Krispy: You think it's that easy to get rid of me?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wing: That's just vaguely frightening.

Firin: Vaguely?

Wing: Yes. It's worse when she's hysterical.

Anakin: You bet.

Sapphire: *to Tenshi 2* Hmm, well, I have decided.

Red: To eat him.

Sapphire: ...No. I would appreciate it if you did not put words in my mouth.

Ruby: Really, what Lord Sapphire meant to say was--

Sapphire: *frown* That goes for you too, brother.

Krispy: OMG! Is that what I think it is?!! *eyeballing the chainmail sack*

Steph: Well why else do you think we're unhappy with you, genius?!!

Krispy: *dryly* Sarcasm doesn't suit you.

Steph: What the frell...?

Krispy: *squeal* FIRALAER! I LOVE YOU! This has to be the best Christmas present ever! *attacks chainmail sack*

Everyone: *facepalm*

Krispy: My very own thrashing, cursing, ill-tempered, human-hating, chainmail sack! Yuya!!! Oh Firalaer, my love for you knows no bounds. Thank you! *SQUISH*

Sseriya: I think I feel sick.

Steph: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Wing: Or committ suicide, maybe.

Silversong: *mildly* Except in the case of you three--er--two, you can't.

Sseriya-Steph-Wing: We know.

Silversong: *smile*

Krispy: OMG! PRESENTS!!! ileau;t;ijba;fjdsa;sjo--

Zalari: You forgot to get everyone presents.

Krispy: YES! What the frell do you buy a bunch of Knights and Dragons that literally have EVERYTHING they could ever want?!

Anakin: Freedom. Can we have our freedom for Christmas?

Krispy: Hahahahahaha! Oh Anakin, you're so funny!

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: *sigh* It was worth a try.

Krispy: Who do you think you're talking to?! Someone who has a heart?! Hah!

Everyone: ...

Zalari: It's rather disturbing that she's completely stopped even trying to deny that she's--

Sseriya: An evil!sadistic!monster?

Zalari: Right.

Krispy: Oh Yuya! How I've missed you! *MOOSH*MOOSH*the chainmail sack*

Steph: Doesn't that hurt?

Krispy: Nope. Not really. Because I am an ALL POWERFUL BLOG AUTHOR!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wing: Power rush.

Anakin: That's really scary.

Wing: Mmm.

Krispy: IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME! Sheez. So like fanfic is bad. I've been rereading Prisoner of Azkaban and like I keep getting these ridiculous grins on my face whenever Remus or Sirius are mentioned or whenever they talk. This book is now like 10 times as amusing as it was before.

Steph: You are a freak.

Krispy: You bet. ALZ! I'm working on your present. Really! Augh, I'm having so much difficulty with it...THANK YOU FOR THE PRESENT! (Even though I didn't open it yet and thus still don't know what it is, but that's okay.)

Zalari: So about Lord Bronze...

Krispy: Oh yes! Lord Bronze! Wakey wakey!!!

Zalari: ..................

Krispy: It's Christmas Eve! DECORATE THE TREE!!!

Bronze: *blink*blink* Why...am I under a net?

Krispy: Because! Alz thinks you're my Inspiration in disguise, but that's pretty ridiculous, isn't it?

Bronze: Your Inspiration? *shakes head* Mmm...head...hurts...

Krispy: Aww. Poor Lord Bronze.

Bronze: *goes back to sleep*

Zalari: ...what was that?

Krispy: He's okay. My Inspiration's escaped again.

Zalari: ...you just aren't even going to explain, are you?

Krispy: *cheerfully* Nope! Anyway--Christmas carols and snow and--Oh! Lord Ice, if you don't mind--?

Ice: *glare* Freezing you all into little human popsicles and then smashing you into a billion pieces?

Krispy: Er, no. I meant, making it snow.

Ice: ...I do not control the weather, idiot human.

Krispy: ...Lord...Storm...?

Sseriya: He looks pre-occupied. Besides, I'd rather you didn't make it snow. I hate cold. And winter. And snow. And ice. *pointed look at Lord Ice*

Steph: Not half as bad as fall, but winter sort of sucks...except, I like throwing snowballs at children. That's fun.

Everyone: ...

Steph: And burying people under the snow. And pushing boys into frozen lakes. That's always--

Everyone: .........

Anakin: Um...

Wing: You are a freak, you know that?

Steph: Takes one to know one.

Wing: ..........

Krispy: That reminds me of Lucifer...

Anakin: The fallen--

Krispy: No, that's Lucianus.

Anakin: What? Er, I meant fallen angel. Like...Satan?

Krispy: Oh no! Not that Lucifer. I mean Hatred, Lucifer.

Anakin: That...doesn't sound much better.

Krispy: He's pretty.

Sseriya: You're deranged.

Krispy: I'm so happy Yuya's back! AWW! *MOOSH chainmail sack again* THANK YOU FIRALAER! I LOVE YOU!

Steph: We rest our case.

Krispy: W00t! *singing* Deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalalalalalala!


::: spewed by Krispy at 6:08 PM

Sunday, December 19, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: OMG! GUESS WHAT?!

Steph: OMG! You're alive!

Anakin: Well, we still are.

Steph: Oh, that's a good point...

Sseriya: *facepalm* Can we be one person again?

Wing: You actually want to be the same person as that? *points at Steph*

Steph: Hey! I resent that!

Sseriya: She's unbearably stupid without me...

Steph: You're mean!

Sseriya: And you are juvenile.

Steph: PFFT!

Sseriya: My point exactly.

Krispy: HELLO! *waves furiously* I was SPEAKING!

Sseriya: Well get on with it.

Krispy: Aren't you glad to see me alive?

Sseriya: I thought we already went over this.

Krispy: Anyway, so like I didn't sleep the day before yesterday.

Wing: And who's fault was that?

Krispy: *cheerfully* MINE!

Obi-Wan: *sigh* You shouldn't be so happy about it.

Krispy: Anyway, I just wanted to remind you guys that--

Zalari: We know you're going home tomorrow and that your last final is tomorrow. We also know how excited/happy you are, and that you don't enjoy packing and are amazed at the amount of junk you've managed to stuff into your tiny suitcase.

Krispy: Dude, do you read minds or something?

Zalari: We live in your head, or did you forget?

Krispy: You're being rather mean today too.

Zalari: Do I have to remind you about the current state of my father?

Krispy: You mean my Inspiration.

Zalari: I mean my father.

Krispy: ...So like I was saying, IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS TIME! And you know what that means!!!

Steph: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!!! WOOHOO!!!

Sseriya <--suddenly looks suicidal

Zalari<--suddenly looks homicidal

Anakin<--suddenly looks sick

Wing<--suddenly looks like he's going to have a heartattack

Obi-Wan<--suddenly looks very grim

Firin<--has no idea what's going on and what the significance of this announcement is

Everyone else: ..........................................

Krispy: Sheez, you guys are no fun at all.

Wing: Only because the annual Christmas/New Year's party most definitely has to fall under the term "cruel and unusual punishment."

Anakin: Yeah! Don't we have constitutional rights or something?!

Krispy: ...you and Obi-Wan have been snooping around in the APUSH, H. Gov. parts of my head again, haven't you?

Anakin: *noncommittal shrug*

Krispy: Besides, you don't have constitutional rights because this is the Magical Valley, not the United States of America.

Anakin: ...

Steph: Good try though. W00t! Party! I'm excited!

Krispy: Well, at least someone is. I am too! W00t! You know what this means?

Steph: What?

Krispy: The long-awaited return of YUYA! WOOHOO!!!

Everyone: *dead silence*

Steph: Get the hell out of this Valley. You aren't allowed to come back anymore.

Sseriya: Ever.

Krispy: Hey! What did I--you can't--hey!

Krispy<--gets thrown out of the Magical Valley by Sseriya and Steph.


::: spewed by Krispy at 6:11 PM