Friday, October 22, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: I did avoid starting a war! See! No other Dragon Kings are involved! No Knights are involved! None of us are involved!

Zalari: *peeling himself away from Flight*storms over to Krispy*

Krispy: *sees Zalari coming* Oh crap...

Zalari: I've had enough. What the hell did you do to him?! *waves at fighting dragons*

Krispy: I told you! I didn't do anything!!!

Zalari: Why is he acting like that?!

Krispy: I don't know! Drugged ribbons?

Zalari: ...

Krispy: *stare at Alz and Tenshi* Um...eww! *edges away*

Zalari: Don't be such a baby.

Krispy: Wow, you're pissed!

Zalari: At the end of my patience would be a better term, but if you insist.

Krispy: Well, um...*pokes at Alz and Tenshi with foot*...they look alive. Itty Bitty! Stop messing up my hair!

Steph: Dude! Bangs!

Krispy: I know! Do I look really Asian?

Steph: I don't know! You look different.

Krispy: Heh.

Zalari: Stop trying to change the subject.

Krispy: *sigh* All right. Fine. I hate it when you give me that look. I'll go-- *trudges off towards dragons*

Sseriya: ...

Steph: *to Zalari* How the frell did you get her to do that? Saving Alz and the Apocalypse of the Valley wasn't enough to get her to confront Lord Ice and with one Look, you manage to get her to go face TWO Dragon Kings?!

Zalari: *shrug*

Anakin: That's weird.

Silversong: Not really. It's probably because he's pretty.

Everyone: *stare*

Silversong: *blink*blink* It's true, and that is how her mind works.

Wing: Pfft. Not to mention that mysterious Inspiration.

Silversong: Quite right. By now, you should all be aware, if not acquainted, with Lucifer?

Everyone: *knowingly* Oh.

Silversong: See. Beauty factor.

Steph: That's so...

Sseriya: Shallow?

Steph: Yes! But Lucifer is awfully--

Sseriya: *smacks Steph upside the head* Don't.

Steph: OW!

Firin: *to Neo-Sincere* By the way, Krispy says, "No, no, no, and no. No, not ever."

Wing: How negative. *to Neo-Sincere* Sucks to be you.

Sseriya: *watching the Knights bet* I'd say due to Lord Bronze's altered state of consciousness--

Krispy: *from afar shouting back* ARE YOU SUGGESTING I DRUGGED HIM?! BECAUSE I SO DIDN'T! I TOLD YOU ALREADY! I'M FRIKKIN RETIRED!!!

Sseriya: *completely ignoring Krispy* I'd say Lord Bronze has a better chance at winning. He thinks this is a game whereas Lord Ice is actually upset.

Anakin: You making a bet?

Obi-Wan: Anakin, you better not be considering--

Anakin: *quietly to the Knights* Do you take Republic credits?

Obi-Wan: Padawan.

Sseriya: Hmph. I prefer not to gamble with my life so frivolously.

Steph: You suggesting that if the Dragon Kings find out--

Sseriya: Yes.

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: Can I refuse to play Healer? *trudges after Escander and Velvet and Idriel*

Back in the Valley

Firin: *to Sincere* Krispy says "Firalaer's right. Your possible escape routes out of the Valley are all booby trapped to death. I pity the fool who tries to get past them."

Wing: ...is she telling you these things?

Steph: What are you? Like her phone?

Firin: Apparently.

Wing: ...

Steph: Right...I'd bet on Lord Bronze, but I'm broke. Can I use this piece of gum?

Zalari: Stephanie.

Steph: What?! It's not every day two Dragon Kings have at it!

Zalari: That's my father!

Steph: Better him than you.

Zalari: ...

Sseriya: *glances down at twitching!Alz and Tenshi with distaste* Isn't anyone going to clean this mess up?

Anakin: Shouldn't we help them?

Obi-Wan: We need a Healer.

Anakin: And a bacta tank...or two...or ten.

Obi-Wan: Ten, I'd say.

Steph: Eww, that really is gross! *edges away*

Where the Dragon Kings are fighting

Krispy: *daintily side-steps out of the way of a tail* HEY! WATCH IT YOU OVERGROWN LIZARDS!!!

Steph: *watching from afar* Why does she always use that kind of language when confronting already upset Dragon Kings?

Obi-Wan: A great lack of tact.

Zalari: *facepalm*

Krispy: YO! DRAGON KINGS!

Dragon Kings continue fight/playing without paying any attention to Krispy.

Krispy: *cough* LORD ICE! LORD BRONZE!

Dragon Kings ignore Krispy again because they're too wrapped up in their fight/game.

Krispy: *AHEM* >FREEZE YOU OBSCENELY LARGE SCALED BEASTS!

Dragon Kings literally freeze in mid-motion.

Ice: *snarl* What witchery is this?!

Bronze: Erm...?

Krispy: There. That's better. Now, Lord Bronze, back off. Lord Ice, sit and stay.

Ice: I am NOT to be ordered about by-- *is very startled to find body complying despite his protests*

Bronze: *backing off* Hmm? *seems very fascinated by the fact that his body is moving by itself*

Krispy: *sigh* There. Well, Lord Ice, Lord Bronze. What do you have to say for yourselves?

Ice: *roar* This is outrageous! You insolent little--

Krispy: Okay. You've lost the privilege to speak.

Ice: *loses voice* ???????!!!!!!!!!!

Krispy: Lord Bronze. Tell me. How are you feeling?

Further away in the Valley

Everyone: *STARE in dumbfounded shock*

Steph: I-but-she-I-how-look-how did--

Zalari: It's about time.

Sseriya: Why didn't she do that before?

Anakin: Is that a rhetorical question?


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:44 PM