Monday, October 04, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Of course I love you! *squish Itty Bitty* I love you almost as much as I "love" your conscious side aka Yuya!

Steph: *wince* I didn't just hear that.

Sseriya: What?

Steph: Nevermind...

Krispy: *to Seraph* The rest of my plan? Well, it entails this very simple rocking concept that consists of us sitting here and watching what happens.

Wing: Somehow, I don't think that's what they wanted to hear.

Krispy: *shrug* Oh well. If you're not happy about Alz getting mooshed, you go do something about it.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Hey! I heard that Sincere and that's not very nice. It makes me want to be not very nice to you, but I'm better than that. I love you too much to switch you with Alz, especially since that would mean that I'd actually have to save you.

Steph: Yo! Krispy! Flight's encroaching on your territory.

Krispy: WHAT?! FLIGHT! That's MY OBI-WAN you're molesting! LET HIM GO!

Sseriya: *blasts Flight into dust*

Krispy: ...or that...

Sseriya: Shouldn't you go save Alz now?

Krispy: Hello! I already said that I'm going through with the rest of my plan which basically means me getting to sit here with all these Knights and Firalaer and bask in my utter and complete happiness!

Everyone: ...

Not too far away...

Bronze: *stalking*stalking*stalking*

Zalari: ...............................

Kylin: I suppose this has something to do with Krispy's plan.

Zalari: ...............................

Bronze: *stalking*stalking*stalking...*

To Lord Ice

Ice: *huff* Finally, some peace.

Black: You have two of those. Give me one.

Ice: *glare* No.

Black: *snarl* You were not the only one to--

Ice: *growl* I caught them. They are mine to eat or crush or keep.

Sapphire: *glance at Ice and Black* glance at Bronze sneaking up* Hmm...

Ruby: Do not say a thing. This is far too amusing.

Emerald: There is a saying those humans always say--

Anakin: *volunteering* I've got a bad feeling about this?

Emerald: *smile* Yes.

Everyone: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Suddenly, Lord Bronze pounces on Lord Ice, tackling him with the force of an army of rabid fangirls trying to play professional American football. Thrashing and snarling and much chaos ensues.

Krispy: WOOHOO! GO LORD BRONZE! That rocked majorly.

Steph: ...that had to hurt...

Sseriya: For both of them.

Firin: ...that was it?

Wing: That was your plan?

Krispy: And the force of the blow should've loosened Lord Ice's grip, effectively knocking Alz and Tenshi out of his frigid grasp! And then they can escape!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: What? You thought I was actually going to physically save them? Please. I'm way too scared to get that close to Lord Ice.

Zalari: Did you drug my father?

Krispy: No. The thought never occurred to me, but because he was in that state, it did occur to me that he would take to the suggestion of "playfully tagging Lord Ice." Look, I avoided starting a war! Aren't you proud?

Zalari: ........

Sseriya: ........

Obi-Wan: *sigh*

Anakin: Um, what if Alz and Tenshi are incapable of escaping because they're legs are frostbitten or because--

Steph: Have you taken a look over there?! It's like mountains are crumbling! What if they get mooshed in all that chaos?!

Krispy: Aww, I didn't know you cared.

Steph: Shut up. I 'm just POINTING this MOST OBVIOUS thing out to you.

Krispy: *sheepish grin* I didn't think of that! You're so smart!

Everyone: ...

Steph: Alz! Tenshi! SAVE YOURSELVES!


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:56 PM