Tuesday, September 28, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Nooooooooooo!!! *runs back to save Itty Bitty*

Steph: Do you get what she's doing?

Sseriya: No. Don't you?

Steph: No.

Silversong: Troubling for all of us then, isn't it?

Wing: If none of us understand what she's doing...

Steph: Yeah. Alz and Tenshi are doomed. And what are those stupid Knights doing?

Krispy: *grabs Itty Bitty* I'M SORRY! I didn't know you fell off! *to the Knights* What are you all doing just standing around?! Hello?! RUN AWAY unless you WANT to get mooshed!

Steph: *shouting over* Yeah! C'mon! Didn't you catch on? Can't you take a hint?!

Krispy: Seriously! It's not like I can drag ALL of you away at once! I figured you'd all follow Seraph! Why do you think I dragged him away?!

Steph: Because you love him and Firalaer the most?

Krispy: ...okay, aside from that.

Steph: They were the closest?

Krispy: ...aside from that too. The POINT is you come with me now or you will regret it and my plan may not work! And Sincere, if you don't move, I will forcibly remove you myself. I didn't grab you before because I thought you'd probably freak out and make things worse. Follow me now or die. Hey Jedi! Emergency Council meeting now.

Jedi: ...

Anakin: But you aren't on the Counci--

Krispy: Do not contradict me Padawan! NOW MOVE! *stomps off with Itty Bitty*

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: How am I supposed to know what Lord Bronze ate or didn't eat? I was up here, doing this, with all of you for the past few...months. Is it just me or are we not getting any closer to the Valley?

Back in the Valley

Bronze: *flattens himself against the ground and starts stalking*

Zalari: ............can someone please fix him?

Kylin: This is very...disturbing.

Zalari: Yes. Yes, it is.

Krispy: *getting comfortable a safe distance away* Wow, this is exciting! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Everyone: ...

Steph: That's it? That was your plan?

Krispy: There is no Part C. *smile*


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:58 PM

 
Krispy: Hah! I survived!

Steph: You haven't done anything yet.

Krispy: I meant my First College MIDTERM!!! *cue dramatic music*

Sseriya: Only to walk right back into danger.

Krispy: Pfft. You mean this dragon-shaped mountain of ice?! Hah! I laugh at him!

Everyone: ...

Anakin: How is that helping Alz's cause?

Obi-Wan: It...isn't...

Krispy: Fear not Alz, my dear! I've got a plan!

Everyone: ...

Wing: Goodbye Alz.

Sseriya: Farewell.

Anakin: It was nice knowing you...

Steph: See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya.

Krispy: It involves me...

Wing: And?

Krispy: ...running away! Toodles! *zooms off into the distance*

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: So in the end--

Steph: Her cowardly nature won out.

Anakin: Won out big time.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Well, I suppose we should go keep the peace.

Anakin: *look at Lord Ice towering over Knights, Itty Bitty, and Firalaer* Er...do we have to? It looks like they've got the situation under control.

Obi-Wan: *shakes head and starts walking over*

Steph: Sheez Anakin. What happened to your "I'm the greatest Jedi Ever!" attitude?

Anakin: *cough* Fine...*trudges after Obi-Wan*

Steph: And cut your hair! It's getting long and nasty-looking!!!

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: Why does it seem like we're taking twice as long getting back as we did getting there?

Krispy: *pops in* HI!

Everyone: ACK!

Krispy: Hey Gwen? What's up with Lord Bronze?

Gwendolyn: How would I know? I've been trying to destroy your One Ring.

Krispy: Well, just look at him. *hands her binoculars*

Gwendolyn: *looks*hands binoculars back* He's probably eaten something he shouldn't have. Something along those lines. *shrug*

Krispy: Is he susceptible to suggestions?

Gwendolyn: Probably.

Krispy: Okay! Thanks! *runs off*

Gwendolyn: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT US?!!!

Back in the Valley

Bronze: *trying to find something to do now that he's done chewing ribbons*

Zalari: ...

Bronze: *rolls over and luckily doesn't moosh anyone or anything*

Zalari: ................

Krispy: *pops up* HI!

Zalari: Fix. Him.

Krispy: Er...maybe later.

Zalari: Now.

Krispy: *ignores him* Oh Lord Bronze!!!

Bronze: *looking at Krispy upside down--he's lying on his back*

Krispy: You wanna play a game?

Bronze: *rolls back over so he's right side up again* A game?

Krispy: Yep! It involves--*whisper*whisper*whisper*

Zalari: ...can I say it?

Closer to Lord Ice's side of things

Sseriya: *watching Krispy* ...

Steph: *also watching* I have a bad feeling about this.

Wing: ...we're doomed...or at least, they are.

Raven: You are entirely too negative.

Wing: Do you deny that the phrase she just uttered is a damning phrase?

Firin: You've got a point...

Krispy: *runs back to Knights, Itty Bitty, and Firalaer* Hi! I'm back! So let me tell you the rest of my plan. Part B involves me and all of you...

Steph: Let me guess, running away?

Krispy: *smile*grabs Seraph and Firalaer and RUNS*


::: spewed by Krispy at 2:54 PM

Sunday, September 26, 2004 :::
 
Anakin: Wow! We're immortal?! All right! Let's go kick some bu--

Obi-Wan: Padawan! That is not the way a Jedi would act.

Anakin: *sigh* Sorry, Master.

Steph: Pfft. Hey! Don't give Obi-Wan that kind of attitude.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Oh. My. God.

Steph: Er, shouldn't you be paying attention to, you know, Lord Ice?

Krispy: I could die of happiness right now.

Steph: ...

Sseriya: I wonder why.

Krispy: Must not turn around and glomp people. Must not glomp. Must not glomp. Must not glomp...

Wing: Hey! Get your paws off MY Firin!

Firin: ...um...*pulls out Steph's special bat*WHACK*WHACK*WHACK*

Steph: You're very self-sufficient, aren't you?

Firin: *shrug* I guess so.

Obi-Wan: She is showing surprising self control.

Anakin: Yes, she is.

Krispy: Okay, okay. Right...hey, Itty Bitty. You are one bizarre subconscious.

Steph: What else is new?

Krispy: So Lord Ice, dude, like why you gotta be like that yo?

Sseriya: *choke*

Kylin: *facepalm*

Krispy: Why you gotta be all like up here in our space and mooshing ma homies?

Ice: ...

Black: ...

Bronze: *sniffing around the Valley for something else to eat*

Zalari: *making sure Lord Bronze doesn't eat someone*

Sapphire: *to Ice* I think she is speaking to you.

Ice: *growl* I can see that!

Black: Yes, but what is she saying?

Dragon Kings: *puzzled*

Krispy: *sigh* Lord Ice? Are you busy?

Ice: Yes! I am. I am busy crushing these--

Krispy: HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED, YOU ICICLE OF A DRAGON!

Ice: ................*annoyed but confused*

Krispy: *ahem* So, like I was saying. It'd be like nice if you could like do me a favor?

Ice: What makes you think I would do you a favor?

Krispy: Well because you would just have to sit there. You see, I have some coffee ice cream that my fridge isn't cold enough to freeze, so I'd muchly appreciate it if you could just hold it for a few minutes or if I could just put it next to you so that I can have ice cream again?

Ice: ...

Everyone: ...

Steph: Um, Krispy? WHAT ABOUT ALZ?!

Krispy: Oh! Hahah! Lord Ice? *smile* Can I have my Alz back? Please?

Ice: *laugh* No.

Krispy: ...

Ice: ...

Krispy: ...

Ice: ...

Krispy: WHAT THE FRELL DO YOU MEAN "NO"?!!! Didn't you hear anything I said you enormous lump of ice! YOU WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT OR I WILL THROW I GIGANTIC TEMPER TANTRUM!

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: Is that supposed to be threatening?

Wing: How old are you, Krispy?!

Ice: *laughing*

Krispy: Hey! I'm waiting. Hand over Alz and her little fox too, or things are going to go way downhill from here buddy.

Ice: *baring teeth* Indeed it will.


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:48 PM

 
Ice: *snarl* I will kill those knights only if they do not leave me in peace to eat whatever it is I wish to eat!

Bronze: *still chewing on ribbons* Mmm?

Zalari: ...*facepalm*

Kylin: That's...interesting.

Sseriya: Isn't it?

Kylin: You shouldn't provoke Lord Ice.

Sseriya: *shrug* My existence provokes him.

Steph: We figure why not provoke him more then? At least that would be more fun for us!

Krispy: Wow! We're getting right down to business aren't we?

Steph: Well, there's a lot on the line.

Krispy: I know! Awww, Seraph! I'd do anything for you--*pause* Wait...

Anakin: Why the hesitation?

Wing: Miracle of miracles. She's thinking.

Anakin: Oh.

Krispy: Wait a second. You, my dear sweet Seraph, are asking me, the self proclaimed coward, to "intercede on Alz's behalf"?! "Intercede" as in FACE Lord Ice BY MYSELF for Alz?!! What are you insane?!

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: *sigh*

Steph: Oh Krispy. So predictable.

Sseriya: Selfish, aren't we?

Krispy: Hey! I don't see you doing anything!

Sseriya: Well, if you really want to get into all that, I would be on their side. *points at Dragon Kings*

Krispy: WHAT?!

Sseriya: True, you are my Blog Author and all that, but my place is with my clan.

Krispy: But it's Lord Ice!

Sseriya: Nevertheless, in the scenario Seraph is describing, it would become a battle of dragons versus knights, in which case, I would side with the dragons.

Krispy: WHAT?!

Sseriya: You should not be surprised. You know me better than that.

Krispy: But-you-I-but--

Steph: Oh dear me.

Krispy: And you?!

Steph: Er...well...I can't really fight myself. That would be weird.

Krispy: Gah! Are you serious?! I have to face Lord Ice?!

Steph: You don't have to do anything.

Krispy: BLEH! Wing?!

Wing: Not my problem.

Krispy: !!!

Obi-Wan: We will do everything in our power to keep the peace.

Anakin: We will?

Obi-Wan: Jedi are keepers of the peace.

Anakin: Right. We will...face...a lot of Dragon Kings.

Sseriya: Knights with Knights. It's always the same.

Krispy: Wow! Hold up! NO! No Jedi allowed. NO WAY. NO HOW!

Obi-Wan: You object?

Krispy: YES! Because you aren't my characters! What is Episode III going to do without an Obi-Wan and an Anakin?! Huh?!

Anakin: Your logic escapes me.

Krispy: But Seraph! I'm scared! I'm not all powerful you know?!

Steph: You whine a lot though.

Krispy: Leave me alone. You all suck. I gave you all powers for a reason. What the frell...useless! All of you! *mutter*mutter* Good for nothing characters. Good for nothing Knights. *stomps off to Lord Ice*

Wing: Hey, she's actually going.

Krispy: *shouting back* And all of you men, every single one of you. USELESS! I can't believe this...

Sseriya: I guess her love for certain members of this valley is greater than her cowardice.

Krispy: Hey! Lord Ice! Yeah, I'm talking to you, you poor excuse for a large glacier!

Everyone: ...

Obi-Wan: Tact. Lacking in tact.

Anakin: Understatement of the year, Master.

Sseriya: ...

Steph: Um, I don't think that was the way to go.

Sseriya: You think?!

Ice: *hiss* What do you want?!

Krispy: Oh, I'll tell you what I want and you're gonna give it to me too. Yeah, that's right! You're going to listen to me!

Ice: *laughs* Oh really.


::: spewed by Krispy at 1:17 AM