Friday, September 10, 2004 :::
 
Anakin: I sense...

Obi-Wan: A disturbance in the Force.

Steph: Oh crap.

Sseriya: Since it seems inevitable, who's going to do the honors?

Zalari: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Sseriya: Thank you.

Zalari: You're welcome.

Krispy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Everyone: *flinch*

Wing: Gods...fangirling? Again?

Anakin: So soon?

Steph: She's been fangirling a lot lately. I don't know what's wrong with her.

Krispy: *teary-eyed* Firalaer. I love you so much. *sniffle*

Sseriya: ...*edging away*

Zalari: ...

Firin: Does she usually cry that much?

Everyone: No.

Steph: Augh! Shuichi Effect!!!

Sseriya: This is unnatural.

Wing: Evil!Sadistic!monsters do not, as a rule, cry.

Obi-Wan: Because they are heartless.

Wing: Exactly.

Krispy: I just want to take you home and skwish you and love you and feed you and fawn over you every day!

Sseriya: ...*getting really freaked out*

Steph: She really is obsessed.

Silversong: *calmly* Smitten.

Anakin: For a heartless evil!sadistic!monster, she sure has a lot of love to give.

Silversong: Special, isn't she?

Anakin: How long have you lived with this?

Silversong: Oh 7, 8 years. Nearly a decade. She was rather adorable when we started out.

Anakin: Past tense?

Silversong: *smile* What? You don't find her adorable now?

Anakin: I'm going to take that as a rhetorical question.

Obi-Wan: A wise decision.

Krispy: You're so sweet! I LOVE you Firalaer! *GLOMP*

Steph: Heh...that was the whole point of this blog, wasn't it?

Krispy: *SMILE* Yes! *love*love*love*

Sseriya: Stop it. You're making me sick.

Steph: Eh, we're out.


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:46 PM

Monday, September 06, 2004 :::
 
Sseriya: *hiss* What is this?

Steph: It's a rainbow ribbon.

Sseriya: *snarl* That was a rhetorical question!

Steph: *smile* I know. Aren't you revealing your other nature?

Sseriya: I'm half-dragon!

Steph: Yes, yes, dear. You can't help it if you hiss and snarl sometimes.

Sseriya: *thin smile* Yes. It is something like how I can't help but rip people's throats out with my bare hands.

Steph: ...anger management classes...We definitely need to work on that anger management.

Krispy: ...okay. OMG! LUCE! ALZ! You're both ALIVE! I LOVE YOU!

Zalari: *sigh* Well, Alz won't be alive for long with the way Lord Ice's mood is going.

Kylin: That is to say--

Anakin: Straight down the tube.

Wing: He's become more and more colorless since Itty Bitty started all that punning.

Zalari: It gives new meaning to the phrase "white with rage."

Krispy: Well, can't you do something? Can't you save Alz?

Zalari: I'm supposed to stay politically neutral.

Krispy: But you're a crown prince! Can't you do anything?

Zalari: If I want to get killed, if I want to lose my claim to the throne, if I want to start a war--then yes, I can do something. In fact, I can get up right now and attack Lord Ice.

Krispy: So...will you?

Zalari: I'm not stupid.

Krispy: C'mon! You'd do it for Sseriya!

Zalari: I would never have to do it for Sseriya because she would never get herself into a situation with one or more Dragon Kings if she couldn't handle it herself.

Sseriya: Really?

Steph: Wow, you have a lot of faith in us.

Zalari: That was a very unsubtle hint.

Sseriya: *smile* I know.

Steph: Hey! I never said my One True Love was Zalari!

Anakin: Denial still? Again?

Obi-Wan: Old habits die hard.

Steph: I'm not denying it either. I just don't like it when people put words in my mouth.

Sseriya: I don't like that either. *takes ribbon out of hair and gives it to Krispy*

Krispy: Eh?

Sseriya: A present. For you.

Krispy: ...

Steph: If I had gone to a college, where would I have gone? That's a good question. I don't know. Where ever I got accepted, I guess. It would suck having to go to college though. Keeping the secrets I have to keep. Not appearing to be totally insane.

Wing: Is that even possible?

Steph: Wing, don't make me hit you.

Firin: You can't hit Wing. He's in a glass box. Wing, don't provoke her.

Wing: ...

Steph: ...

Sseriya: *to Alz* Forty children? Do I look like I can take care of 40 children?!

Steph: Wait. Don't answer that. Gods, what do you think I am?

The Dragon Kings

Ice: One of you rid me of this annoying little--

Krispy: Er, why is Itty Bitty bringing Dragon Kings that aren't even directly involved in this situation into the situation?

Steph: *shrug* Beats me.

Black: *snapping at Itty Bitty flying around in the air* What is it?

Krispy: *eyes the Knights* Hey! Wait a second! What's this about getting anywhere near my Neo-Sincere? Hmm?

Steph: Oh dear.

Sseriya: You know that Krispy can be worse than a dragon hoarding gold when it comes to certain things, right?

Krispy: Listen. I love all of you very much--some more than others--but if any of you so much as take a step in that glass box's direction with the intent of freeing Neo-Sincere, I will take you down so fast, you'll regret you ever knew what a Neo-Sincere was.

Zalari: Are you overcoming your cowardice?

Krispy: No. I'm merely protecting my property.

Anakin: You're threatening people.

Krispy: I'm not threatening. Jedi do not threaten. We merely inform.

Anakin: But you aren't--

Obi-Wan: Let it go, Padawan. Let it go.

Bronze: *licks lips*looks at Tenya* I am not interested in what my brother currently holds in his claws. *eyes rest of Valley* There are much more delectable creatures here, it seems.

Zalari: My lord, you would do well not to gorge yourself.

Bronze: *toothy grin* There is hardly enough for gorging. *flicks tail*

Zalari: You would do well not to eat anyone here, father.

Bronze: Fear not. I will not eat any one.

Zalari: ...

Kylin: Word games. That's all it ever is.

Sseriya: Which is why I prefer not to play by their rules.

Krispy: You'll save Alz, won't you?!

Sseriya: No.

Krispy: Why not? You already have Lord Ice's eternal hate, and I doubt there's anyway you'll change how Lord Black feels about you!

Sseriya: Which is why I prefer not to provoke them further.

Krispy: Gahh!

Sapphire: *jealously guarding the cage w/Tenshi 2 inside* It has been a while since our brethren have engaged Knights in battle.

Ruby: Indeed. *settling down next to Lord Sapphire* I wonder what will unfold before us.

Emerald: Humans are quite silly creatures, are they not?

Ruby: Foolish indeed if they do decide to fight Lord Ice. He is one who would know exactly how to deal with such a nuisance.

Emerald: Agreed. I can only imagine what he must have been like in his youth.

Sapphire: I pity the poor souls that were caught in his path.

Emerald: *laugh* I pity the poor souls that get caught in his path now.

Krispy: Oh dear. What a situation.

Steph: Situation with a capital "S".


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:44 PM