Monday, August 30, 2004 :::
 
Steph: Me? Go to college?

Sseriya: Does she look smart enough to you?

Steph: Hey! I resent that!

Sseriya: *shrug*

Krispy: Er, you know that you're technically insulting yourself right?

Sseriya: If I become that, I should be insulting myself.

Krispy: ...

Steph: Geez, you're mean! *pout*

Sseriya: So people tell me.

Steph: Pfft. In any case, no Alz. I did not attend college. Instead, I...ran over Howie's foot. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Sseriya: ...

Steph: And then all this crazy stuff happened and I got swept up into the world of show business...or something like that.

Krispy: Wow, dramatic.

Steph: Isn't it? And then I decided to retire to the Magical Valley where I don't have to do shizz and spend the rest of my Immortal life with my One True Love.

Anakin: And that is?

Steph: What kind of question is that?!

Anakin: I don't know. People have been admitting and denying so many things, I'm never sure.

Steph: *cough* Like I was saying, I didn't go to college so I can't answer all those other questions about dorms and stuff. If I had gone to college, I would've been uber cool. Not that I'm not uber cool now.

Zalari: ...

Anakin: She's really very--

Wing: Arrogant?

Anakin: --self confident. Isn't she?

Zalari: Sometimes.

Steph: And sure Alz. You can have my shoe. *pointed look at Sincere*

Krispy: Yay! Stephanie's nice!

Steph: You bet I am.

Krispy: *to Houseki* No, there can't be more than 1 Selendrile because...because...

Everyone: ...?

Krispy: Actually, I have no good explanation for that, other than that Stephanie/Sseriya is a special case. And I split them up and I didn't split Selendrile up so there's only one Selendrile. Am I making sense?

Wing: Vaguely.

Krispy: ...well, that's the best I can do. As for forms Selendrile can take...

Sseriya: Bracelet, sword, knife--

Steph: HUNTING knife! Pendant/necklace, and two short swords! That's always fun. People don't expect that one coming, usually. And her shiny spirit form! She's so cute--a little golden dragon. Awww! *SQUISH Selendrile*

Sseriya: Wait! *looks at wrist* You took her!

Steph: *busy SQUISHING*

Selendrile: ...um...

Sseriya: No Alz, you can't have Selendrile.

Krispy: Dude, Flight has some major psychological problems.

Anakin: He's in a lot of abusive relationships.

Krispy: He's delusional for even thinking those are "relationships."

Obi-Wan: Agreed.

Krispy: *to Firalaer* Don't kill Wing? Okay, well, I won't if you don't think I should, deeaaarrreeessst Firalaer.

Wing: WHAT?! Is that all I'm worth to you?!

Krispy: Well, no. You're my Squish toy! And you're the Love of Firin's Life. And-and-that makes you very important to Firin's Ultimate Plot Device status! In fact, without you, Firin wouldn't be the UPD anymore, though he'd still be a very PD.

Wing: ...you are strange. There's something stalking me.

Firin: You're in a glass box. What do you have to worry about?

Wing: Oh right...*pause* WHAT?! STILL?!

Steph: It's for your own good, bird. Firin, you wanna borrow my bat?

Krispy: Neo-Sincere. No, no, and no! I'm not letting you out because you are mine. I already let Sincere out! I'm not about to give up everything for nothing. Now, if there were some boots involved, then maybe I'd consider striking a deal. I may look easy to push around, but not on this point.

Steph: Yeah. Dude, even we won't mess with her when it comes to certain things.

To the Dragon Kings

Ice: *snarl at Itty Bitty* What do you want?

Black: What is that? A fairy?

Ice: It does not look like one. *glares at Alz and Tenshi 1* This is your doing. *squeeze*

Bronze: *licking lips* I wonder how many humans it takes to make a meal...

Zalari: ...um...father?

Bronze: Mmm?

Zalari: No. Just, no.

Bronze: *continues eyeballing people of the Valley*

Sseriya: *facepalm*

Steph: Um, should we intervene?

Sseriya: No. Don't deal with dragons unless you have to.

Crystal: Hah! The little creature plays word games.

Ice: *growl* It is not amusing in the least.

Crystal: Lord Ice, you are growing old indeed.

Ice: You are one to talk, brother.

Back to Krispy's side of things

Krispy: Awww! Look! Firalaer just tapped Sincere on the nose! *could die of happiness*

Steph: *snaps Polaroid* Here.

Krispy: GAH! *dies, except not really*

Steph: It's so easy to make her happy.

Obi-Wan: I'm sure there are those here who would disagree.

Krispy: *to the Knights* Hey, I love you all and everything, but if a battle's gonna go down, I just want to say that I take no responsibility for the actions of the large lizards that inhabit my mind. Also, don't kill any dragons or I will have to make you dead. And I don't want to make you dead, but I am bound by Blog Author Law to avenge my fallen dragons.

Sseriya: ?!

Everyone: EH?

Krispy: Um, well, I do have some allegiances! I do have some sense of responsibility and gosh darn it! 17 different Dragon Kings are hard to create and sustain. You think I'm just going to stand around and let them get killed by anyone other than my own characters?!!

Steph: Wow, I'm touched.

Sseriya: I'm surprised.

Krispy: Yeah, and I'm out!


::: spewed by Krispy at 6:15 PM