Saturday, August 28, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: By Alz's request, I'm here to torment you all again.

Steph: Yay!

Sseriya: So soon?

Krispy: You two really need to work things out. You're always contradicting each other and all that jazz. How do you expect to be ONE healthy personality if you're always opposing each other? Huh? Huh?

Steph: What's gotten into her?

Sseriya: Beats me.

Krispy: IT DOESN'T TAKE A SHRINK TO FIGURE THAT OUT!

Steph: *shrug*

Sseriya: Stop yelling. You're giving me a headache.

Krispy: Why do you always have to be so mean to me?!

Sseriya: Stop whining. It's pathetic.

Steph: Yo Krispy. You're starting to sound like Shuichi.

Krispy: WHAT?!

Steph: You cry a lot too.

Krispy: NO!

Steph: Yes.

Krispy: I don't cry! I'm an evil!sadistic!monster! Remember?! That makes me heartless. That means I have a heart-shaped void where my heart should be!

Sseriya: Denial.

Steph: Doesn't take a shrink.

Krispy: What's with this ganging up on me?!! And FIRIN!

Firin: ?

Krispy: Don't give me that innocent-I-don't-know-anything Look!

Firin: ...

Krispy: Don't you "..." me! You listen to me. I am going to write your past the way I frelling see fit and you are not going to do anything to keep me from doing so, do you understand?! YOUR FRELLING STORY WILL GET WRITTEN EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL WING TO DO IT! Do. You. Understand. Me?!

Firin: *shock*

Everyone: ...

Wing: WHAT THE FRELL DO YOU MEAN "EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL WING?!!!"

Krispy: I DON'T KNOW!

Anakin: LET GO OF THE SHIFT KEY!!!

Krispy: I'LL CAPS LOCK EVERYTHING IF I WANT TO BRAT-CHILD!

Anakin: BUT YOU'RE UNNECESSARILY MAKING EVERYONE SHOUT!

Krispy: THEN STOP SHOUTING!!!

Anakin: WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

Obi-Wan: Actually, it does. Stop shouting, Padawan.

Anakin: What? Oh. Wow, that was weird.

Obi-Wan: Yes. It was.

Zalari: *to Krispy* You aren't going to survive college if you act like that.

Krispy: ACT LIKE WHAT?! HUH?! HUH?!

Zalari: *rolls eyes* Like that. *turns off CAPS LOCK*

Krispy: Hey!

Zalari: I believe your friend is about to be eaten by my popsicle of an uncle.

Krispy: Eh? Oh! OMG! ALZ! SAVE YOURSELF!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: What? Hello! Self-proclaimed coward here. Hey! Aren't there Knights in the Valley? What the frell are all of you just standing around for? GO SAVE YOUR BLOG AUTHOR!!!

Steph: That's a pretty good argument.

Sseriya: I suppose. Don't they have some sort of code of honor or chivalry thing they have to follow?

Krispy: Ok. That about does it for me. Alz still has quite a bit to answer for from my last visit. Good luck! I'm out.


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:49 PM

Thursday, August 26, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Hello everyone from University of California (CAL) Berkeley! Go Bears!

Steph: GO BEARS! College-student!Krispy! OMG!

Krispy: I know! It's really weird. I hope I don't freak Michelle out.

Anakin: ?

Krispy: My room mate! My DORM buddy. Dude, this is so weird. I'm like on high-speed University internet and I'm loving it. My bed is squishy too, and I like my wall decorations. I miss some of my stuff though...like Kamui (the computer) and Precious and Firin (the sword) and Annie and things like that.

Steph: Yeah well, that's to be expected. I'd die in a college dorm. I mean, no weapons?! What's up with that? What am I going to do with Selendrile?! I can't just leave her at home! That's an absolute no. What's a Fire Guardian without her Ancient? Huh? Huh?

Krispy: You just want something sharp and pointy.

Steph: And what if I said yes?

Krispy: *shrug* I expect that of you.

Sseriya: *rolls eyes* Selendrile has more than one form, genius. *points at bracelet!Selendrile*

Steph: Oh! Wait--*looks at her wrist* You stole my Selendrile!

Sseriya: Technically, she was mine first.

Selendrile: ...are you fighting over me?

Steph & Sseriya: No!

Selendrile: ...

Krispy: People around here are nice, for the most part.

Anakin: So are you going to become cultured now?

Krispy: Hahaha. Maybe. Either that or I may turn into a tattooed and pierced hippie-like character.

Wing: ...

Steph: That would be scary.

Krispy: I like the foresty parts of campus. It's like walking through a park. Hills though, I could do with less hills. Definitely.

Zalari: Well, now that you are an older, more mature University student, are you going to save Alz?

Krispy: Hah! I'm still a coward!

Zalari: That isn't something to be proud of.

Krispy: *smile* ALZ! Don't stop blogging! Don't ever stop!

Steph: Sounds like Seabiscuit.

Krispy: Er, save Alz. Save Alz. I should probably do that...

Zalari: *to Aegis* Lord Bronze is sympathetic to humans...most of the time.

Steph: But all Dragon Kings have tempers.

Sseriya: Children. All of them.

Zalari: Sympathetic doesn't equal "will not squish or eat" humans.

Krispy: Alz! Thanks for trying with the Wolf's Rain thing! And yeah Quicksilver! You have NO IDEA what kind of pain in the arse technology is sometimes. I mean, I don't think I could ever give-up internet for the world, but there are times when I'm at the end of my rope.

Steph: Sincere's very amusing. I'm starting to see why you like him so much.

Krispy: I know! Isn't he cute? He's so cute when he's trying.

Sseriya: *facepalm*

Krispy: He's even cuter when he's trying to be stupid. Awwww.

Anakin: Poor, poor Knight.

Obi-Wan: Indeed.

Anakin: You know, she's always been after your boots too, but she doesn't act like that for you.

Obi-Wan: The Force is with me then, isn't it?

Anakin: *nods* That makes sense...I guess.

Steph: *wielding special bat* Dude, Flight is eyeing the Valley again. He better not try anything.

Krispy: Hey Sincere! I freed you. Asking me to free your AU you is asking a little too much, don't you think? On the side, I love you Firalaer! And I haven't forgotten about you dearest Seraph.

Sseriya: Of course he doesn't think. In all senses of that phrase.

Wing: I bet he resents that.

Sseriya: You've been awfully quiet of late, bird.

Wing: *shrug* I don't know. I've been feeling strangely...content.

Sseriya: *look at Firin* I wonder why.

Firin: What?

Sseriya: ...how's your past going?

Firin: Fine. It's not like I can do anything about it.

Steph: Dude, what's up with this go-with-the-flow attitude? Fight the power!

Firin: ...you are a very strange girl.

Anakin: You bet she is.

Krispy: I'm not doing anything to him! Sheez. All of you have no faith in me. I'm only introducing him to the Love of His Life! Force.

Firin: Love of my life, hm?

Krispy: Well what else would you call it?

Firin: That's very sweet of you.

Krispy: Yeah, well...wait! Sweet?! I'm not sweet! I'm evil! and sadistic!

Sseriya: You're trying too hard.

Krispy: Gargh.

To the Dragon Kings

Ice: *snarl* An icicle of a dragon?!

Steph: *wince* Ooo, wrong thing to say.

Black: You should already have been worshipping us, aground or not.

Sseriya: Lords Black and Ice are not as prone to flattery as Lord Gold.

Bronze: Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

Zalari: ...what is wrong with you?

Bronze: Hmmm?

Zalari: Nothing.

Krispy: Er, Lord Bronze?

Bronze: Mmm?

Krispy: Er....are you hungry?

Bronze: *laughs* A little bit.

Zalari: Hunger makes you act strangely.

Bronze: Does it? *eyes people in Valley* Crunchy little humans.

Krunchy: I'm Krunchy! HI!!! *waves*

Krispy: As in Krunchy is her name! Not that she's literally crunchy. Well, actually, she is, isn't she? But you shouldn't eat her!

Krunchy: Because I'm a *sing-song* SUPER HERO! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *runs off*

Everyone: ...

Ice: Now, you die.

Krispy: Alz! SAVE YOURSELF!!!


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:21 AM