Wednesday, August 18, 2004 :::
 
Ice: *laugh* Such pathetic little beings these humans are.

Krispy: Er, I don't mean to be rude or anything but one of them is a fox.

Ice: *squint at Alz & Tenshi 1* Hmm, I had not noticed.

Black: I want in on this.

Ice: *snarl* I caught them. I keep them. *squeeze*

Bronze: That fox is mine.

Ice: You lost it and thus no longer have claim on it.

Bronze: *growl*

Krispy: Um...*trying to get Dragon Kings' attention*...excuse me?

Zalari: Children. All of them. Children...

Sseriya: *disinterested* You are such an old man.

Zalari: If I ever start acting like that--

Sseriya: Smack you?

Steph: *cheerfully* No problem, as Mr. K would say. That is one rocking manager.

Krispy: AUGH! These Ice Breakers micro gum things burn! Too cold...

Krunchy: They do! It's like I'm eating tooth paste!

Anakin: I can only imagine what Alz feels like.

Krispy: Oh right! Must save Alz! Must get pictures of people...WAIT! What do you mean someday?!

Ice: *to Tenya* *big toothy grin* I never said I was going to eat them.

Black: I doubt they would taste very good, though humans are rather fun to chew up.

Bronze: *nods* They make that satisfying crunching sound.

Zalari: ...

Steph: ...heh...so...your dad seems like a nice...dragon.

Zalari: ...

Krispy: Well Alz, in case you die, I want you to know that I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING TO FIRIN! I mean, most of the bad stuff is in the past so I'm not really doing anything to him, ya know.

Firin: Easy for you to say. *to Sincere* Thank you for the, um, warning, but unfortunately, I'm stuck with her. I live in her head apparently. The fate of my world is literally at her mercy.

Anakin: And this is where you have to ask yourself--

Wing: What mercy?!

Krispy: AW! Look! Firalaer, Sincere, AND Firin all together!!! MUST TAKE PICTURE. Must. Resist. Urge. to. pull. out. Glass. Box. Must...resist...

Steph: How much you wanna bet she breaks down and does it?

Sseriya: I give her 5 mintues tops.


::: spewed by Krispy at 7:34 PM

 
Krispy: OMG Alz! You're like psychic!

Steph: Do you hate me?

Krispy: Eh? Where is this coming from?

Steph: *shrug* I don't know. I just felt like asking.

Krispy: Um, no. I'm a little scared of you, but what healthy person isn't?

Wing: *mutter* Even unhealthy people are afraid.

Steph: What?

Wing: Nothing.

Krispy: Sorry Alz, but the business is just too hard to maintain. What with me going off to college and all.

Sseriya: Excuses.

Krispy: You're a bad influence. But like I said Alz, I may make a few exceptions, if you take my meaning. I mean, what are a few exchanges between friends?

Anakin: *sigh* It was too good to be true.

Sseriya: Well, you should know her by now.

Krispy: Hey! A girl's gotta make a living.

Obi-Wan: You could make a legal living.

Steph: But that takes away all the fun!

Obi-Wan: *facepalm*

Anakin: Morals? What morals?

Obi-Wan: Heh.

Krispy: I MISS LUCE!!! *CRIES*

Everyone: ...

Steph: That was a huge mood swing.

Krispy: I'm not going to see her until Thanksgiving! Maybe not even until Christmas! I won't see Gennia until then too! *CRIES some more*

Steph: Except you can't cry because you're a heartless beast.

Krispy: Oh shut up! I have a black void in the shap of a heart where my heart would be!

Steph: Um...okay.

Krispy: *breathes in* Okay, okay. I'm calm. Sorry. Got a little emotional there.

Anakin: I'll say.

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: Oh, all right. You win, idiot slime. We're going back, but if you do not get out of my hair by the time we're down the side of this mountain, you will pay.

Back in the Valley

Firin: Doomed?

Krispy: Not doomed. They're exaggerating...a lot.

Firin: Somehow, I don't believe you.

Krispy: What? Come on! You've known me for what? A month or two and you already don't trust me?

Firin: I never did.

Krispy: ...well...thanks Firetail for saving Firin! FLIGHT GET OFF OF ME!!!

Steph: I have The Bat!!! *swings it around*

Firin: Wait. I'm a main character?

Krispy: Er...it didn't start out that way?

Firin: ...it's too late to back out of this, isn't it?

Krispy: I'm afraid so.

Firin: Why?

Krispy: I couldn't help it! You just evolved into the Ultimate Plot Device! You have no idea how amazing it is. You just had the good (bad?) luck of being in the perfect position to affect everything! And when I say everything, I do mean everything. In any case, nothing bad has happened...yet.

Anakin: Yet being the keyword.

Steph: Gah! Suddenly, there's so much red hair around here!

Krispy: Is it throwing you off?

Steph: A little bit.

Krispy: FIRALAER! I LOVE YOU! And thank you and Sincere, you suck. However, I do find the phrase "crazy obsessed eyeballs" very very amusing. And though I hate to admit it, you're right about the glass boxing you and Firalaer together thing. I wouldn't do it.

Steph: *grin* But that doesn' t mean I won't.

Krispy: *sigh* And you know that I have no control over the people in my head, so you may very well be doomed.

Sseriya: *filing her nails* How unfortunate.

Krispy: Boots boots boots. Don't you worry my dearest Sincere. I'll get your boots yet. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Anakin: *shudder* Scary.

Krispy: Oh Itty Bitty. You're so cute. Someone have a camera? I need to take a picture of Sincere crowding Firalaer. This might not happen again during my lifetime.

Black: *watching Alz run in circles* This is ridiculous.

Ice: *also watching Alz* Just when I thought humans could not be any more idiotic, they prove me wrong.

Bronze: So characteristic of them, though...insolent creatures that they are.

Black: Always feeling the need to be right. *snort*

Ice: We end this now. *grabs Alz (and thus Tenshi) with one swipe*


::: spewed by Krispy at 2:27 PM

Monday, August 16, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: I'm back!

Sseriya: From what?

Anakin: You were gone?

Krispy: ...I haven't been here for like a week! In fact, no one has been here!

Sseriya: Is that why I was in a pleasant mood?

Krispy: ...I sometimes think I hate you.

Sseriya: You probably do.

Krispy: ...

Steph: KRISPY! *glomp* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Krispy: Yes! I am an adult! Legally!

Everyone: ...

Anakin: That's...interestings...*aside* Master, what kinds of implications does that have?

Obi-Wan: Well, in this country, she can buy tobacco products, buy lottery tickets, make wagers, go to rated R movies, go to NC-17 movies, buy swords/knives/sharp pointy objects by herself, sign permission slips for herself--all in all, she is no longer counted as a minor.

Anakin: Wonderful.

Krispy: Says the one who goes to the Dar--

Steph: *covers Krispy's mouth* Dart board at the pool hall when you should've been doing Jedi-like things.

Anakin: ...I hate you.

Steph: Tsk tsk. That's a lot of hate and anger you have there, young Padawan.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Anyway, since I am no longer a minor, I've decided to retire from my *sniff* business...if you know what I mean.

Steph: *pout* Aww. That sucks.

Wing: Yeah. Who's going to give her *points at Steph* her drugs?

Steph Yea--hey! What the heck, bird?!

Krispy: Well, maybe I'll make a few exceptions, but officially, I think I'm out. I may even try going legal.

Everyone: *gasp*

Krispy: Yeah, I know.

Steph: But that takes away most of the fun!

Krispy: *sigh* Yeah well. You win some, you lose some. But that's what I came here to do, announce my birthday and retirement. 18 years old, man. I feel old.

Everyone: ...

Steph: Not as old as I do...

Sseriya: Heh.

Firin: *to Krispy* A decade ahead of you.

Zalari: *to Krispy* Speak for yourself.

Krispy: Bleh to you! It doesn't matter for most of you people, oh Immortal ones.

Silversong: Ahem.

Krispy: Oh dead ones too. By the way, the Gates of the Underworld are opened today.

Anakin: What is that supposed to mean?

Krispy: Er, ghosts back on Earth?

Silversong: Been stuck on Earth since I died.

Krispy: Heh, sorry.

Silversong: *shrug* Well, at least terrorizing people is good amusement.

Krispy: Krunchy and I were taking down the BSB posters in our room because she's going to redecorate. It's the end of an era. Sad, really. Oh, and we succeeded in cleaning our study room. It's more than just organized chaos. It's actually clean! You can SEE THE FLOOR. You can SIT ON THE COUCH! You can SEE MY DESKTOP!

Sseriya: That is amazing coming from you.

Krispy: You're so grumpy.

Sseriya: *shrug* Someone has to be. *pointed look at Steph*

Krispy: Right...I really should smoosh you guys back into one person. It's really messing up your personality.

Sseriya: Almost like having DID.

Krispy: You paid attention in psychology class!

Sseriya: Of course I did. I wanted to find out what was wrong with me. It's too bad it had to be that.

Steph: We have ADD?

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: Except, I am unfortunate enough to know what my other self is doing.

Anakin: So it's not exactly dissociative identity disorder.

Steph: Say what?

Anakin: D. I. D. commonly known as multiple personality disorder.

Steph: Wow, you're smart. Master Kenobi! Watch out for this one because he's smart and he turns to the Dar--

Krispy: *shouting over Steph* Dart board! Like Stephanie said before. Heh. Heh. Heh. *more nervous laughter*

Anakin: So unconvincing...

Krispy: Back to DID. It's totally not like that Sseriya. You two don't even exist at the same time, not exactly.

Sseriya: Then how do you explain my good friend *BEEP*

Wing: That slip was revealing.

Sseriya: Not that you didn't already know.

Wing: Yeah, but other people don't.

Krispy: Sheez. Almost gave me a heart attack blurting that out like that! You should be more considerate. My censoring skills aren't that great presently. But I guess *BEEP* is *censored*censored*censored*

Steph: No, Krispy did not just say a lot of bad words.

Krispy: What else, what else? Oh yes, things are taking a turn for the worst for our good friends in AU.

Firin: Are you ruining my life?

Krispy: No. Just actually writing it out.

Firin: In other words, ruining my life.

Krispy: Nuh-uh! It was ruined to begin with. I am merely recording history.

Firin: If I understand this whole crazy universe correctly, you, as a Supreme Being of sorts--

Wing: Blog Author.

Firin: Right. You, as a Blog Author, determine our histories, right?

Krispy: Er, right.

Firin: Therefore, what you write down becomes history. It becomes set in stone, so to speak.

Krispy: Um, okay.

Firin: Which means, my history technically has not happened until you write it down, am I correct?!

Krispy: Oh crap. You got me there.

Firin: So, you don't write it. It doesn't happen.

Krispy: But I have to! I need your history! You don't understand Firin! You're my Ultimate Plot Device! Without you, I have nothing! Just a bunch of second rate characters ripped off from canon!

Everyone: Hey!

Firin: Technically, isn't that what AU is?

Krispy: ...you need a real attitude readjustment.

Firin: Oh really.

Krispy: Gosh darn it! What the frell is up with my characters turning on me? I can't ever make any of you behave!

Zalari: We haven't exactly turned on you.

Krispy: Yeah, like the time Stephanie tried to kill me? I'm sure that was just a friendly misunderstanding.

Zalari: Well...

Krispy: And what about that time when--

Zalari: Here's some cake.

Krispy: Don't try to change the subject--oh! ICE CREAM!!! GIMME!!!

Zalari: *hands Krispy the cake*

Krispy: CAKE!!! EAT CAKE! EAT CAKE! *runs off*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Steph: Watching way too much Gravitation. She's starting to channel Ryuichi.

Sseriya: Heh.

Steph: Well...um...she's out.


::: spewed by Krispy at 9:40 PM