Friday, August 06, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Wow Alz blogged without me beating her with a stick to do it!

Sseriya: Well, you did send three Dragon Kings after her.

Krispy: Oh...but you know what I mean and--

Steph: Sincere is freaking me out. Put him back in the glass box! PUT HIM BACK IN!!!

Krispy: Er...

Steph: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Krispy: But I'm not--

Steph: *glare* Indulge me.

Krispy: ...

Steph: C'mon! He's being scary!!! I don't like being made nervous!

Anakin: We can tell.

Krispy: *ignoring them* So I got the Graduation DVD--you know how at registration there was that dude with the camera who was doing the Senior Video. Well, no longer video. They've gone all high tech and it's a DVD. It's, um, interesting. We're in quite a few shots (much to my utter mortification).

Zalari: She exaggerates, but that is, of course, a given.

Krispy: I don't exaggerate everything!

Zalari: Really.

Krispy: ...don't give me that look.

Zalari: You have a fox attached to you.

Krispy: AUGH! What? Really? Where?! FLIGHT! GET OFF!!! *whack*whack*whack*

Anakin: Violent.

Obi-Wan: It does not befit a Jedi.

Anakin: You can say that again.

Obi-Wan: That was an unsubtle hint.

Anakin: Oh. Thought so...hey!

Steph: Wow! Savoir did a really cool trick! I didn't know glass boxes could do that!

Krispy: Is my will really that bendable?

Sseriya: Sometimes.

Krispy: Hmm...weird.

Steph: And that's why you should all stay in school, kids.

Krispy: What? You doing Anti-Drug commercials now too?

Steph: *shrug* Hey, I take what I can get. I need to make a living, put food on the table, etc. etc.

Krispy: No, you don't! Who are you putting food on the table for?

Steph: Me, duh. And me. *points to Sseriya* And my pet dog, Silversong.

Silversong: I don't mean to sound snobbish or anything, but I would prefer if you did not call me a dog.

Steph: Wolf.

Silversong: I also don't eat because well, I'm dead.

Steph: *gasp* You're WHAT?!

Silversong: ...dead?

Steph: My little fluffy woofie has passed over?

Silversong: ...perhaps you should be glass boxed.

Krispy: I don't know what's wrong with her. She's being strange...er than usual. GET OFF FLIGHT! I'm not cute! I'm evil! and sadistic! and a monster!!! NOT CUTE! SO NOT CUTE! *whack*whack*double whack*

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: ARGH! No! I absolutely refuse to forgive you and if you don't get out of my hair in the next three seconds, I will make you wish you had perished with the Ring!

Back in the Valley

Bronze: *pauses to watch Alz running in circles* Is this some sort of trick?

Ice: *somewhat perplexed* I would not give it that much credit.

Black: *confused* It has gone mad.

Dragon Kings sit and watch Alz running in little circles in front of them.

Zalari: ...

Kylin: She may actually save herself by doing that.

Sseriya: So, is that the trick? You need to stump them.

Steph: There's something you don't see every day.

Krispy: I'm not doing anything to Firin, Alz! And Houseki! It's not that tragic!

Firin: So you say.

Krispy: Oh? What? So you're against me now too?

Firin: I never said that. Then again, I never said I was with you either.

Krispy: That's besides the point!

Wing: Krispy doesn't think logically. It's part of who and what she is.

Krispy: Do you really think it is?

Firin: *shrug* Well, what can you do about the past.

Krispy: ...what kind of answer is that?! STOP BEING SO VAGUE!

Wing: Actually, we can't do anything about the past, but she certainly can.

Krispy: You make me sound like a time machine or something.

Wing: You could be. Look at what you did with this AU project of yours.

Krispy: Are you gay?

Wing: ...shut up.

Krispy: Anyway, FIRALAER! Oh my gosh, I love you!

Steph: *dully* Surprise!

Krispy: You are the coolest, funniest, wonderfullest person ever!

Zalari: She exaggerates, but as I said before, that's a given.

Krispy: Noooo! I do not exaggerate! Firalaer r0cks like a beast. Unlike a certain psycho Knight who is getting under my skin and pushing me to the very ends of my patience. GET A GRIP, man! I JUST WANT YOUR EFFING BOOTS!

Sseriya: Are you brushing aside all pretenses of love?

Krispy: Wow, going too far there. I never said I didn't love him.

Sseriya: ...

Steph: Dude, this is a very unhealthy relationship.

Krispy: Tell me about it. But c'mon! He can't part with a pair of boots. Heck, I'll settle for one. Just one! That's too much? Asking you to live in a glass box for the rest of your life is asking too much.

Anakin: Um, excuse me?

Krispy: WHAT IS IT BRAT-CHILD?!

Anakin: Um, doesn't keeping Jedi in your head and not returning them to their universe qualify as "asking too much"?

Krispy: I never asked you for anything. I just upped and kidnapped you.

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: It was worth a shot.

Krispy: Besides, I did let you go back. It's not my fault things went horribly wrong at the movie theater and you ended up back with me!

Anakin: I'm not really sure what that means.

Krispy: *already moving on* In any case, I agree with Firalaer. It is fun to mess with Sincere. He's funny...up until he gets whiny.

Steph: *turns toward Mt. Magical Valley* Hmm...I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Krispy: *also turns* GARGH! Noooooooooooooo!!! They destroyed the One Ring!!! *cries* It was so pretty and preciousssss too. *cries some more*

Sseriya: Except not really because as Luce says, you are heartless and thus incapable of crying.

Krispy: I resent that!

Wing: And I resent you.

Krispy: Bad bird! No cracker!

Wing: ...

Krispy: *shrug* No matter because I've got this cool Monopoly piece One Ring! *pulls out One Ring on chain and puts it on* And I've still got this! *waves hand bearing the One X Ring*

Steph: I thought they--

Krispy: Pfft. I am The evil!sadistic!monster and some people seem to believe I'm the Dark Lord. There's a reason for that.

Steph: Sneaky and somewhat disturbing.

Krispy: Well Alz, I didn't finish writing because I had work and then I went to see Napoleon Dynamite with Gennia and Luce, and then we came home and went swimming. Perhaps over the weekend I will finish and send it. In the mean time, WRITE and BLOG! I'm out.


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:44 PM

Monday, August 02, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Must...smash...eyeball...things...

Steph: ...

Sseriya: ...

Anakin: She's...obsessed.

Steph: WHY ALZ?!! WHY?! You know how Krispy gets with these computer games!!! It doesn't stop once she starts!

Sseriya: *sigh*

Steph: After that whole owning the LOTR pinball thing, she's only gotten more determined to conquer stupid games like these!!! As if all the hours of Scrabble Blast and Zuma and other absurd games like that weren't enough! Gaaaahhhh! DRAGON KINGS! SMOOSH ALZ!!!

Anakin: Um, that qualifies as overreacting, right?

Obi-Wan: Yes. You see Padawan, you must control your emotions.

Anakin: Yeah...

Krispy: GAH! DIED! Am sad.

Sseriya: If you haven't noticed, you're being glomped.

Krispy: Huh? WHAT?! I AM?!

Sseriya: *indicates Alz's post*

Krispy: OMG! I AM! GARGH! FLIGHT GET OFF!!!

Anakin: So just Flight, not Incendie?

Krispy: Incendie? *checks post again* HOLY KANGAROOS!

Steph: ...okay, dude, that was pretty weird.

Krispy: Glomped by a Knight! I must be doing something right... Was I especially good this week? Is that what it was?

Obi-Wan: I believe it was the simple act of your freeing him.

Krispy: *gasp* Oh right! Yay! OMG! I got a kiss too! *dies*

Steph: Noooooo!!!

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: Yes! Let's drop the slime and go. This journey has taken a ridiculously long time.

Back in the Valley

Krispy: *is no longer dead* I LOVE YOU TOO INCENDIE! *squishes him* I mean, not as much as I love Sincere because you know there's a special place in my heart (or lack thereof) for him. And not as much as I love Obi-Wan because Obi-Wan is the only Jedi in my life, and not as much as I love Firalaer because he's like the love of my life, and not as much as Seraph because--

Sseriya: *cough* I think he gets the point.

Krispy: *ahem* Right. But I do love you! Oh, Savoir! You can use Incendie's box for research or whatever because he's no longer occupying it.

Steph: Um, don't you have to let Sincere out?

Krispy: You're feeling generous.

Steph: Not really. I just can't stand much more of him acting all psycho like that.

Krispy: True. But, Alz...

Steph: Okay, well. I guess you can keep him in there for a little longer because Alz took so long to reply.

Krispy: That's right.

Firin: *to Firalaer* Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Assassin Man. I'm not quite sure what Ultimate Plot Device is supposed to mean yet, but I'm sure I'll get some answers. *pointed Look at Krispy*

Krispy: FIRIN! I'm so sorry! I was so busy celebrating your Ultimate Plot Device status that I totally forgot about what the cost of being the UPD is! I'm so sorry!!! So so sorry.

Wing: What did you do, Krispy dear?

Krispy: ...okay. Nothing says RED FLAG! like you using endearments when referring to me. In fact, any of you using endearments in reference to me is a bad sign as far as I'm concerned.

Wing: Be glad I'm stuck in this glass box.

Krispy: I am glad.

Wing: Answer the question.

Krispy: ...um...well, in order to be the UPD, one must have a certain amount of past and--

Sseriya: *facepalm*

Anakin: I bet we can guess what kind of past that entails.

Zalari: Ditto.

Krispy: *nervous laugh* Heh...heh...

Steph: TRAGIC PAST! HAH!

Everyone: ...

Anakin: That was creepy.

Krispy: Yeah, she was way too happy. In any case, you're half right. I wouldn't say tragic past, but Firin, I'm sorry. I did have to inject a fair amount of angst into your life, but hey! What's a story without angst?

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Sheez, tough crowd. It's not as bad as you all are thinking! I swear!

To the Dragon Kings

Bronze: *annoyed*scratch that*very annoyed*

Black: The coward ran. *laughs*

Ice: *snarl* What else do you expect from a human.

Black: After her!

*Bronze, Black, and Ice stomp after Alz*

Steph: Hmm, you know, Dragon Kings running around are a lot scarier than say Dragon Kings in flight. I mean, the fact that a dragon could just swoop out of the sky and put you out of your misery before you could even begin to imagine what was happening is freaky, but watching them smash and crunch and literally destroy everything in their path as they run around is a lot more...well...brutal.

Sseriya: Isn't it.

Krispy: I think they're cute.

Everyone: ...

Zalari: You would.

Krispy: I think you're cute.

Zalari: Well, that's different isn't it?

Krispy: ...sometimes, I think I hate you.

Sseriya: Me too.

Krispy & Sseriya: ...

Krispy: *sigh* Well, I guess I'll let Sincere go now. It's wonderful timing that Krunchy's playlist has just reached the song "One of These Days" aka the song modified to fit the Sincere situation.

Steph: Magical.

Krispy: Heh. ALZ! WRITE! *sigh* Sincere, you're free.

*song in background: Did I make you nervous? Did I ask for too much? Was I undeserving one second of your touch? And one of these days, I won't be afraid of staying with you. I hope and I pray, waiting to find a way back to you. 'Cause that's where I'm home. What would you do if I could have you? Oh if I could...*


::: spewed by Krispy at 9:14 PM