Wednesday, July 07, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Oh gods...oww...*clutching head*

Steph: Er?

Krispy: Having Dragon Kings in head not always fun.

Steph: Heh.

Krispy: In any case,I had to blog for the sake of clarification.

Sseriya: For your own sake, more like.

Krispy: Actually, that too. Dragon Kings don't like to be wrongly accused. DAMMIT TENSHI! GET YOUR DRAGON KINGS STRAIGHT! WHAT ARE YOU?! COLOR-BLIND?!!!

Bronze: *snarl*squeeze Tenshi 1 tighter* I said nothing about what you call an "Alz."

Sapphire: *eyes narrow* I was the one that said it. *to Alz* As such, I did not mean to offend you. It would be unfortunate to end our rather good relations simply because a desperate fox wishes you to meet an untimely end in order to save himself.

Ruby: *sigh* And you must also realize that if you challenge one Jewel Dragon King, you challenge all Jewel Dragon Kings, which would include myself.

Emerald: *moving up beside Sapphire and Bronze* And me.

Zalari: Heh...um...excuse us a moment...*drags Alz off*

Kylin: *follows Zalari*

Sseriya: I told you to kill it first, didn't I Lord Bronze?

Bronze: *growling*

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: *grasping onto Idriel with both hands* Winged Ones, what did I do to deserve this. *trying to put Idriel in container*

Back in the Valley

Zalari: *to Alz* What are you trying to do? Get yourself killed?! Start a war?!

Kylin: You know that Sseriya stands by her clan no matter what, right?

Steph: Oh Alz, don't be stupid. I know myself. Sseriya's not going to leave you alone just because she knows you and you know Krispy. Heck, even I might come after you.

Nearby...

Krispy: Er...okay...great. Angry!Dragon Kings. There are 17 of them Alz! REMEMBER THAT! And I mean, many of them are just waiting for a reason to start crunching and smooshing humans and other creatures smaller than they are! And think of the Knights! I mean, dragons do not like knights. Who do you think (besides you and/or Tenshis) is going to go first?! Huh?!

Anakin: That's scary.

Krispy: Yeah. And like I said, there are 17 of those monstrous beasts! Even though my love for the Knights is great and limitless, it's not like I have the power (physical and otherwise) to hold back/control all of those Dragon Kings!!! I don't want them to die!!!

Steph: Um...Krispy...I think Sincere's...er...

Krispy: *snaps* Okay. You know what Sincere. Just shut up. Okay? I've had enough of your talking. I don't want to hear it any more. I don't care. I'm not letting you out and that's that. You know, I've been so patient and restrained and you--your just grating on my nerves and I almost almost want to kill you myself. And believe me,I will do it.

Steph: Um, Krispy?

Krispy: WHAT?!

Steph: Have you heard anything he's said?

Krispy: Eh? He said something? I don't know. I just tune him out now.

Anakin: He's threatening to kill himself...well and Incendie too.

Krispy: WHAT?! *stomps up to box* LISTEN TO ME, you rude, pig-headed, idiotic, mean-spirited, heartless, dirty, grouchy, slime-covered (but still adorable) newt. Don't you go pulling that kind of crap when I'm around, okay? You want to play who's the most psychotic with me? FINE. But you know what? I AM GOING TO WIN. And when that happens, I promise that you will regret ever pushing me that far? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Anakin: ...Force...she is so...

Steph: Scary? Yeah. That's what happens when you don't roll the ball of anger away.

Krispy: And yes Sincere, I do still love you, but that's not going to stop me from killing you. Do I have to remind you of a certain Nick Carter? There was a time when I really did love him, and during that time I killed him...multiple times. And if I wasn't doing that, I was thinking of ways to put him through physical and mental trauma. Do you want me to go there with you? Do you? Because I can totally do that. As for Incendie...

Steph: Can I have him?!

Krispy: ...er...no. I was going to just do this. *snap*

Large glass box splits into two glass boxes: one containing Sincere, the other containing Incendie.

Anakin: I thought you were going to let him go.

Krispy: *shrug* Things change. Incendie, you can thank Sincere for your continued imprisonment.

Sseriya: *smile* Aren't you in a nasty mood.

Krispy: I'm sure this is your doing, but oh well. It's fun.

Announcing the Return of...

Obi-Wan: *in all his Jedi hotness* I see that in my absence, a war is about to begin.

Anakin: You should never leave, Master. Krispy was getting crazy.

Obi-Wan: ?

Anakin: Er...crazier than usual...like evil!sadistic!monster crazy.

Steph: So, is Firin okay? Is he filled in? Is he in shock and disbelief about AU versus Canon and all that jazz?

Obi-Wan: Why don't you ask him yourself?

Steph: Because it's weird!

Firin: Is it?

Steph: Eep! HI! *SMILE* How are you?

Firin: A little bit...confused.

Steph: It's okay. Most of us are. Um...Wing's over there...getting...squished and stuff...

Firin: ...

Steph: Um...yeah. Wanna go rescue him?

Firin: May I borrow that bat?

Steph: Sure! Be my guest.

Firin: *takes bat* Thank you. *goes off to where Flight, Victoire, and Wing are*

Anakin: Was that really wise, Stephanie?

Steph: *shrug* How the frell would I know? You're the Jedi.

Anakin: Eh?

Steph: *wince* Ow, that's gotta hurt. Oh, that's definitely going to leave a mark. I'm impressed. Who knew Firin could wield a bat like that!

Firin: *comes back with Wing in tow* Thank you. *returns bat*

Steph: You're welcome!

Wing: *very very disoriented*

Krispy: Heh. Wing's saved! Yay! Now then, I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:56 PM

 
Krispy: OMG! ALZ! It's okay! I've done that plenty of times before except I'm always hitting that button on the side of my mouse which makes the page go back and thus murders my blog!

Steph: Oh, such strong word choice.

Anakin: The itallics are a nice touch.

Krispy: Aren't they? Thanks. And Flight, NO.

Sseriya: Shall I beat him down with that bat?

Krispy: Um...no. Sheez, you're in a nasty mood, aren't you?

Sseriya: *filing nails* I wouldn't say that. Lord Bronze! Don't you hate food that talks? Why don't you kill it first?

Krispy: ...

Steph: Um, moving on...

Krispy: ALZ! I'm glad you like the shoe! I knew you would see that total lack of meaning, symbolism, allusion inherent in that shoe! Yay!

Steph: Hey! I want one!

Krispy: Dude, you want everything. You can't always get what you want. Haven't you seen that Coke commercial?

Steph: ...you're strange.

Krispy: And damn proud of it! OMG! Did Sincere just call me "Krispy"?

Anakin: Without the "monster" or "creature" attached? Yes. He did.

Krispy: OMG! Sincere! That's like a BREAKTHROUGH for you! Yay!

Wing: LET ME GO! Silversong already told you that no one else is interested in me. And NO Flight! You can't borrow my Firin and you can't have anything to do with him and I don't want anything to do with you. And LET ME GO, KNIGHT!

Steph: You did it again!

Wing: Did what?

Steph: Claim Firin!

Wing: ...KRISPY! I don't like this two identities thing!

Krispy: Heh...well...um...Boots! Yes, I want your boots, but they have to be yours. You know, I'm not picky about most things, but when it comes to the footwear of my loved ones, I have to be picky. Firalaer, have I told you today how much I love you?

Sseriya: *makes a face*

Steph: *rolls eyes*

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: I think I have him--*grabs the slimyness that is Idriel* Ewww! That's disgusting!

Back in the Valley

Bronze: I have to say that the Emerald princess has a point. The interruptions are becoming rather bothersome.

Black: *smile* I will kill it for you, brother.

Ice: *grin* I could freeze it. It would not be able to speak or move then.

Bronze: Or we could always just roast it.

Sapphire: I am not interested in what you call an "Alz." You are much prettier to look at. And, I have no interest in your shoes.

A little bit further away

Silversong: Ghostly cake...? That is different.

Wolves: Cake? Shoe?

Krispy: Dearest Sincere, I don't trust you anymore. You know what they say. Once trust is broken, it is very hard to repair. Seriously, dearest, you're going to have to prove that I can trust you before I'll even think about letting you out of there.

Steph: Wow. Wait! What's that Quicksilver? What is this about Seraph's childhood that we don't know?

Anakin: Are you curious now too?

Steph: Sure. Why the frell not? I haven't got anything better to do.

Anakin: I guess...

Krispy: By the way, Yuya's results are SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* And as for Firin being disarmed, well, I disarm most things when I bring them into the Valley.

Sseriya: Except it does not always work.

Krispy: For example, you try disarming ghosts that inherently have the power to kill you but not be killed. Then again, I didn't bring them into the Valley. Firin and Raven did. I didn't disarm the Jedi when I brought them because I wanted to see the lightsabers, but...there might have been a time in the very beginning when I did disarm them...

Steph: That was a long time ago.

Krispy: Yeah. In any case, Firin's not completely disarmed, ya know.

Steph: Oh really now?

Krispy: Yeah. Heh...that actually makes me kind of nervous.

Sseriya: Doesn't it. Lord Bronze, have you decided how you are going to kill that fox yet?

Zalari: Father, maybe you shouldn't...

Sseriya: Oh, I think he should.

Steph: Eat Tenshi! Eat Tenshi! Eat Tenshi!

Krispy: Oh! But give me his boots before you eat him! You can never have too many boots.

Zalari: Feeling mean today?

Krispy: *shrug* Sort of. I have to clean! ARGH! Well then, I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:13 PM

Tuesday, July 06, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Hmmm...

Steph: Yay! You're Krispy looking again!

Krispy: What? You don't think I make a cute boy?

Steph: No, not really.

Krispy: *shrug* Yeah, I don't think so either. In any case, we haven't done this in a long while.

Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:	Naturally multi-coloured.
Clothes:	Dark and sexy. With randomly placed belts. Lots and lots of belts...
Powers:	None
Special Features:	Cat ears and tail
Sidekick:	The great spirit of (insert character name of choice here), as channeled through whatever item you have onhand at the time.
Attitude:	Psychotic and damn proud.
Weapon:	Flamethrower
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Steph: Hah! Psychotic. Sounds about right.

Krispy: Flamethrower sounds about right too.

Steph: And the cat ears and tail...that's right on. The other things though...

Krispy: Yeah...let's try you!

Steph: Okay!

Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:	Never stays the same style/colour for long.
Clothes:	A bit revealing, but nothing too over the top.
Powers:	Dragon taming
Special Features:	Random tattoo(s)
Sidekick:	Small dragon.
Attitude:	Cold and quiet.
Weapon:	Sword
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Krispy: Dragon-taming?

Steph: HAHAHAHA! That's good. I don't have any tattoos though and I LIKE my hair this way!

Krispy: And you have a little dragon for a side-kick.

Steph: Awww! CUTE! Cold and quiet sounds like Sseriya though.

Sseriya: *glare*

Steph: See.

Krispy: Enter "Sseriya".

Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:	Never stays the same style/colour for long.
Clothes:	A bit revealing, but nothing too over the top.
Powers:	Water magic
Special Features:	Fox ears and tail
Sidekick:	An alternate personality, that on occasion takes on its own physical form.
Attitude:	Mysterious as all hell.
Weapon:	A gun of rediculous proportion
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Sseriya: ...fox ears and tail?

Anakin: And you just told Lord Bronze to eat Tenshi. How...ironic.

Sseriya: ...water magic?

Nerilay: Water magic?

Krispy: Oh what do you say to that Fire Guardian? Have you been hiding something from us?

Steph: Alternate personality! W00t! That's me!

Krispy: Well, that is all for now! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:36 PM

Monday, July 05, 2004 :::
 
Steph: Oh, demands demands demands. Knights and their demands.

Anakin: Their demands? Have you been listening to what Krispy and Alz say all the time?

Steph: Um...no. Sometimes, I tune them out. I think it's an automatic response.

Anakin: ...

Steph: What did you say?

Anakin: ...you tune me out too?

Steph: Sorry. Can't help. Must tune things out to survive. For example, Wing's screeching. Must learn to tune that out or you'll go crazy.

Wing: Except, you were MESSED UP BEFORE I EVER MET YOU!

Steph: Did you hear something Anakin?

Anakin: Um...

Wing: IN THE AU WORLD TOO! Speaking of which, what the frell has your master done to Firin?

Anakin: Er...well...hey! Maybe I should ask you what your Firin has done to my Master Obi-Wan!

Wing: Your Master Obi-Wan is armed. My Firin is not.

Steph: WAIT! Did you just say my Firin?

Wing: Damn right I did.

Steph: Wing, are you--

Wing: And if anyone does anything to him--

Steph: Which Wing am I talking to?

Wing: I have no idea! I think I'm starting to have an identity crisis!

Sseriya: Strange. You sound so calm about it.

Wing: Really? Do I? I think the stress is finally cracking me.

Steph: Dude, you were cracked to begin with.

Wing: I resent that. GET OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW KNIGHT OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!

Sseriya: And you. *glares at Tenshi 1* What did you say about me?

Steph: He said we were totally screwed up.

Sseriya: Lord Bronze. I think you'll find that the kind of fox you have there within your claws is extremely tasty. It is a very rare breed, so I suggest you enjoy such a delicacy now that it is so conveniently in your grasp, literally.

Steph: Yum.

Zalari: Sseriya, that's not very kind.

Sseriya: *smile* I am not a kind person.

Raven: You could be.

Sseriya: "Could."

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: WHAT?! After that LONG, BORING, EXHAUSTING journey, you go and make it all POINTLESS by breaking at the last second?!!! That's the stupidest thing I've ever had to experience! *dashes after Velvet and Idriel* COME BACK HERE YOU *censored*censored*censored* SLIME!

In the Valley

Silversong: Um...I suppose you could do that Alz.

Raven: She is strange, isn't she?

Wolves: Very.

Bronze: Goodbye little fox. You were amusing for a while. *prepares to eat Tenshi 1*

Sapphire: *to Itty Bitty* You are an adorable little thing, aren't you? *to Tenshi 2* Conscience? *laughs* Of course I have a conscience, little fox, but I do not feel that my actions are wrong. I do not feel bad. I caught you, and now, I will keep you. It is as simple as that.

Somewhere else in the Valley

Krispy: *wanders in wearing white shirt, black pants, tie, and emo glasses* Hi.

Steph: KRISPY! You look...tired...and...like a boy.

Krispy: I am a boy.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Er...today...dressed as one.

Everyone: Um, oookay.

Krispy: Hello! Anime Expo?

Everyone: Oh!

Krispy: *rolls eyes* That's why I'm tired looking. I don't know how Alz does this every year. It's so crazy.

Steph: Well, I'm glad you had fun. You did have fun, didn't you?

Krispy: Well, yes. It made me love Van and Eagle and Kamui even more. I want one...or a few...

Sseriya: Your boys.

Krispy: My lovely, pretty, beautiful boys. *sigh*swoon*pine*

Anakin: ...I'm starting to see why the Jedi Code forbids love.

Sseriya: *rolls eyes*

Steph: Oh! Krispy! The Knights! They've been talking so much!

Krispy: *perks up* Really? Well, whatever anyone wants from me, tell them the answer is NO.
Sincere, you want out of box? No (for various reasons I'm sure you can figure out).
Neo-Sincere, you want out? No (look at reason stated above).
Incendie, sorry you're stuck in there with him, but you want out? No. (Sincere'll get out too, I know him).
Cadecus, list of questions? No. I'm too lazy to write them out or even think of them.
Quicksilver, about Obi-Wan and Firin? No. Just no, okay.
Tenshis, you want me to save you/call off the Dragon Kings? No.
Firalaer, you undeserving of my love? NO, NEVER. You r0x0rs. You just need to come to terms with that, okay. You R0X0RS my S0X0RS.
Seraph, better things to do with my life? No. How long have you been in here? Don't you see? This is my life! And I'd give up all my other boys for you...except for Firalaer...and Obi-Wan. I don't think I could give them up.

Steph: With the way you've been pining, I don't think you could give up Van, Kenshin, OVA Clef, Kamui, Eagle, etc. etc. etc.

Krispy: Hey! Don't ruin it! Where was I? Oh yes.
Pokka, dude. No. Don't encourage Seraph that way!
(Kella, you're in parenthesis because I'm not saying "No" to you. You are dead on with what you said--I don't understand certain things.)
Sasarra, refer to what I said to Pokka. No.

Zalari: Aren't you tired?

Krispy: Zalari. No.

Zalari: ...

Krispy: Oh, sorry about that. I was on a roll, you know? I am tired actually, and I will be sleeping now. Did I answer everyone's questions/demands/etc?

Sseriya: Well, Seraph still doesn't know what to say to you.

Krispy: I don't know. Tell me anything, Seraph. Like, things about your childhood or your adventures or about becoming a Knight. Anything!

Steph: Tenya, I love the bat so much. I think I'll keep it with me...all the time.

Krispy: And Firalaer! I LOVE YOU! *GLOMP*

Steph: ZALARI! *GLOMP*

Zalari: ?!

Steph: There's been so much love in the Valley lately that I felt the urge to glomp you. *squish*

Zalari: Okay...

Steph: I love you. You're like my soul mate.

Sseriya: *groan* Don't encourage him...

Krispy: Well, I need to go sleep now. Hope you all had a happy 4th of July without your Blog Authors.

Sseriya: Believe me, we did.

Krispy: Hey!

Anakin: Good night, Krispy.

Krispy: Yeah, yeah. I see when I'm not wanted. Good night.

Steph: Come back as a girl next time, okay?

Krispy: *sigh* Okay. Good night.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:47 PM