Saturday, June 12, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Ehehehehehehehehehe...

Steph: Do you realize how scary you are?

Anakin: Mentally unstable to the tenth power.

Steph: Seriously.

Krispy: Guess where I am!

Anakin: Home?

Steph: Under a rock?

Krispy: No--under a rock?! What the frell?

Steph: I don't know. It sounded probable.

Krispy: How the frell does that sound probable?

Steph: I don't know. It's like those bears and the bushes.

Krispy: What?

Steph: Nevermind. From my deep dark past that you don't ever want to talk about...again.

Krispy: What deep dark...oh. That. Yeah, let's not talk about my illiterate days.

Steph: Yeah. Let's not.

Krispy: So, where was I? Oh yes, I am not under a rock or at home. I'm actually at *cue dramatic music* Luce's house.

Steph: Oh! Luce in her natural habitat.

Krispy: Yes. So you know what that means.

Sseriya: All should fear you and despair?

Krispy: Er, sure.

Anakin: So...what happened to that glass box over there?

Krispy: The smashed one? Oh, don't worry. That would never happen to my glass boxes.

Anakin: How scary.

Krispy: Isn't it.

Steph: Fear and despair indeed.

Krispy: Oh yes. Hey Sincere, Luce wants me to tell you that IT'S GETTING OLD. SHUT UP!. That's all.

Wing: Um...maybe now isn't a good time but...A LITTLE HELP HERE?!

Krispy: Well. VICTOIRE! Bad wolf! MY BIRD!

Sseriya: Suicidal, I think.

Anakin: Maybe.

Krispy: There are too many people I need to address. OMG! LUCE! You're back in the blog and you're alive and STOP IT WITH THE FUNKY FACES! They're freaking me out!

Steph: For an evil!sadistic!monster, you sure get freaked out easily.

Krispy: I'm also a coward, remember?

Anakin: I don't think that's something to be proud of.

Krispy: It isn't. By the way, Turkey kicked butt.

Anakin: Turkey?

Steph: That's good to hear.

Krispy: Firalaer, I love you.

Sseriya: You need a new phrase. That's getting old too.

Krispy: But I LOVE HIM SO.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Love love love. Oh and yes, Seraph, I do like useless information because it'll be useful to me in the long run.

Steph: That makes no sense.

Krispy: Exactly. Fangirls never make sense. If I made sense, I wouldn't be a good fangirl, now would I? So Seraph, spill. Tell me everything.

Steph: This is what psychology does to you--shrink mode.

Krispy: And shut up Deux. Lighten up. ALZ I so saw that "let's mention the tragic past to make Krispy back off" tactic coming! What do you think I am? An amateur?! You seem to have forgotten that I HAVE NO CONSCIENCE.

Sseriya: Hmm...I thought that was us.

Steph: Hey! We have a conscience! ...Sometimes!

Krispy: So there. And Firin, dearest. I'll save you soon. Really.

Sseriya: *sigh* Let me help. *blasts Flight into dust again*

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:55 PM

Thursday, June 10, 2004 :::
 
Steph: What the frell man?!

Sseriya: Leave us alone.

Wing: *to Victoire* YOURS?! NO! And I'm already losing feathers because of this!

Krispy: Are you really? By the way, FINISHED THE VIDEO! HAHAHA! It r0x0rs your s0x0rs!

Wing: GAH! You're back! Mind helping me a little here?!

Krispy: Sorry. Am busy doting.

Zalari: It's so late though.

Krispy: It's never too late to express your undying love for someone.

Obi-Wan: You throw around that word too much.

Krispy: I guess. But I do love you and I do love Firalaer and I do very muchly love Seraph.

Steph: Dude, you're freaking him out.

Krispy: I freak most people out. I freak myself out.

Steph: ...

Krispy: *sigh* Okay. *unGLOMPs Seraph* Sorry about that. I get excited and then I do things impulsively and havoc ensues. I did mean all the "I love you" business you know. I mean it so much so that I wouldn't put you in a glass box. It's like Firalaer, ya know. Except...with Firalaer, I would kind of fear for my life if I ever tried to put him in a glass box.

Steph: She's smart.

Sseriya: Not like she does any of the "boxing" herself.

Krispy: I do sometimes. I can't do it all the time because then my awesome psycho fangirl powers would risk too much exposure.

Steph: She's right. Remember the last time she boxed someone? That was scary.

Krispy: So you cook. That's good because I can't do it to save my life. In fact, I couldn't do it to save anyone's life. And your favorite color is what? Blue? Violet? And um..."color" isn't a color.

Anakin: Wasn't what she was looking for.

Krispy: No, not really. So, where were you born again? When's your birthday? Can I dote on you and feed you and hug you and all in all spoil you rotten?

Sseriya: Someone hit her, please.

Obi-Wan: Out of the Valley. Now. Unless you do not wish to sleep tonight.

Krispy: Eh? Sleep?

Obi-Wan: *hand motion* You will go finish your homework.

Krispy: I will go finish my homework.

Obi-Wan: *hand motion* And then you will go sleep.

Krispy: And then I will go sleep.

Obi-Wan: Good. Now go.

Krispy: Yes, Master Kenobi. Good night, Master Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: Good night.

Steph: You rock like a beast.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:21 AM

Wednesday, June 09, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: *skips back in*

Steph: You're back soon.

Krispy: Well, I got bored with waiting for Alz to blog back, granted it is only 8:00 something right now.

Steph: Still, you're impatient.

Krispy: You're starting to sound like Obi-Wan.

Steph: Cool!

Krispy: Since Alz isn't blogging. I guess I might as well take advantage of the time.

Sseriya: Devious, aren't we?

Krispy: Only way to stay on top. It's a cut-throat world out there, ya know.

Firin: Um...

Krispy: No.

Firin: ...

Wing: She's not going to help you. Do you want to help me?

Firin: Um...

Wing: Right...weird AU thing.

Firin: Right...

Awkwardness

Krispy: Awww. I love you both. *SQUISH*

Wing: NO! NOT YOU TOO!!!

Firin: ...

Krispy: *lets them go* But do you know who I love more?

Anakin: Master Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan: Firalaer?

Steph: Ewan?

Sseriya: Sincere.

Krispy: Seraph!

Everyone: Eh?

Krispy: Ok, actually, I lie. Haha.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: But I do love Seraph. Yes, I do. I love all of the Knights.

Sseriya: You're just full of love, aren't you?

Krispy: No, not really. Just for people in the Valley. Where was I? Oh yes, Seraph, I love you. Do you cook?

Steph: ...food is a very integral part of any relationship.

Krispy: So...like...what's your favorite color and all that jazz?

Steph: Stats. Important information every fangirl should know.

Krispy: Hmm? *GLOMPS Seraph* You're so cool. It's just taken me this long to realize how much. Can I get you anything?

Obi-Wan: *sigh*

Anakin: Poor, poor Seraph.

Zalari: Shouldn't you go help him? Fellow Knight and all?

Anakin: Er, not really. *points at self & Obi-Wan* Jedi Knights. Those are not Jedi.

Zalari: What happened to helping those in need of help?

Anakin: Um...Master says I'm not to interfere. No other orders aside from that so...yeah.

Obi-Wan: *gives Anakin a Look* Since when have you been so obedient?

Anakin: *innocently* I've always been obedient, Master.

Obi-Wan: Of course.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:14 PM

 
Krispy: I'm at Sam's house doing the Santa Anita video.

Steph: You and your videos. Weirdo.

Krispy: Hey, you're weirder than I am.

Sseriya: *glare at Flight* Keep away from him. *blasts him into dust*

Firin: Can I please leave?

Krispy: But you just--

Anakin: Actually, he's been here for a while, at the mercy (or lack thereof) of Flight and Aegis.

Krispy: Darn it, you're actually right.

Zalari: You are turning over a new leaf. You admitted Anakin was right.

Krispy: *gasp* Did I?

Zalari: Yes, you did.

Krispy: ...well, since I'm doing that, can I admit my undying love for you?

Zalari: Well, I...*pause* Excuse me?

Krispy: You know the only reason I'm so mean to you is because I'm madly and desperately in love with you and because the immature and childish kangaru that I am didn't know how to express that love. It's a highly psychological thing...called denial. I think you might be familiar with it.

Zalari: ...Can I request a vacation?

Steph: Wait, wait, wait! WHAT?!

Krispy: What do you mean what?

Steph: Then what the frell is the purpose of me?

Krispy: To...um...make things interesting?

Sseriya: You are such a liar. In any case, what are you going to do about Sincere?

Krispy: I'm going to look at him? I mean, he's in a glass box. That's what you do with things in glass boxes. You look at them.

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: *stops struggling* Fine! *picks up Idriel and starts marching up the mountain*

Meanwhile II

Raven: What exactly am I supposed to do?

Silversong: *shrug* Well, Aragorn challenged the King of the Dead.

Raven: Wouldn't that be you?

Silversong: Oh. Haha. That would be me, but I'd rather not have you pointing Anduril at me like that.

Raven: ...

Silversong: Aren't you going to make an inspirational speech?

Raven: ...

Silversong: I guess not...well in that case, we can leave now.

Back in the Valley

Bronze: I grow tired of this. I am eating you now. Any last words, wishes, prayes...anything?

Emerald: Oh, Lord Bronze, you are being generous.

Ruby: Appreciate the time you have, litte fox. My brother is usually not so kind.

Sapphire: *eyes Firalaer* I suppose he would make a pretty pet.

Steph: Yo Krispy! Lord Sapphire's eyeing your property.

Krispy: What?!Where?!When?!Firalaer?! *pauses to think* Who?

Sseriya: Lord Sapphire.

Krispy: Wait. Firalaer's my property? When did this happen? Why am I asking questions? Dude, okay!

Steph: Well, I meant it...figuratively.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* You know how she takes things literally.

Sapphire: *shrug* However, though that Kestrel would make a pretty pet, he does not quite strike my fancy as you do. You have this lovely coloration. At the moment, I do not care much for scarlet and gold. Besides, he looks too much like fair Emeraldis.

Sseriya: *rolls eyes* He looks nothing like me.

Steph: *cough*denial*cough*

Sseriya: Why am I always undermining myself?

Steph: *shrug* I don't know. It's not my fault you're messed up.

Sseriya: ...It is not my fault that you are messed up.

Krispy: Oh Firalaer, I love you. Have I told you that today?

Obi-Wan: No. You haven't. You did, however, say that to Zalari.

Zalari: Which was...disturbing, to say the least.

Krispy: What? You're very lovable. Just ask...Stephanie!

Steph: Huh? What?

Krispy: Zalari.

Steph: Love is like oxygen!

Krispy: See.

Zalari: What?

Krispy: It's free association. It's a psychoanalytic technique.

Zalari: ...

Krispy: Now, where was I? Oh yes, Incendie. I'm very sorry about this whole glass box thing, but the opportunity was too tempting to resist. I'd let you out because unlike Sincere, you wouldn't run away, but if I did, Sincere would escape. I'm afraid my hands are tied.

Sseriya: *to Firalaer* Concern?

Steph: Sorry dude. Sseriya has concern for no one but herself, yo. I mean, she's like selfish.

Sseriya: *glare at Steph*

Steph: See. She doesn't even have concern for me and I'm her, ya know.

Krispy: Oh Sincere, stop flattering me. You're so cute when you're hysterical. In any case, you should listen to Firalaer. I mean, I could not feed you and not provide you with heating and air conditioning and everything and anything you could possibly want. And look, I have you in a box. I could just take your boots, but I haven't.

Steph: She could do a lot worse.

Sseriya: I second that.

Zalari: Third.

Wing: Fourth. SOMEONE GET VICTOIRE OFF!!!

Firin: Help?

Krispy: Okay, I have one more thing to do. Oh Savoir, my dearest, my precious, where are you? *walks up to him* Hi. *smile* You know, Alz forgot about you today. Luce and I yelled at her. You're pretty. I love you. Can I keep you?

Everyone: ...

Krispy: And while I'm at it. SERAPH! You know what? Alz sucks for doing all those things to you and then sticking me in that mess. I say we gang up on her. But in any case, I'm going to stop avoiding you like I have unconsciously been doing for the past...oh who knows how long.

Steph: You might as well out with it.

Krispy: Yeah, and you know what else?! I love you. I really do. *SQUISH* Okay! Bye! *skips off*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:18 PM

 
Krispy: You know how people say you gain like 15 pounds in your first year of college?

Steph: You're back! WE MISSED YOU!

Sseriya: *smirk* Well, Sincere didn't.

Anakin: Gain weight?

Krispy: I don't see how that can be true at Berkeley.

Zalari: Was the food that bad?

Krispy: No. The food was fine. It's the fact that there's a lot of walking involved, and I don't mean nice stroll through the park kind of walking. I mean, like...hills. A lot of hills. Seems to me that everything at Berkeley is UPHILL.

Steph: Ouch. So not fun.

Krispy: No, not really. Also, the psych building is like on the other side of campus from my dorm, so...

Anakin: Someone's waking up early for class...or running.

Krispy: Seriously.

Zalari: But did you enjoy yourself?

Krispy: Oh yeah! Go Bears!

Steph: Yay!

Krispy: But, I am tired and must do things to prepare for other things at school. Will go into this in more detail later. Nite!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:25 AM