Thursday, June 03, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Must...write...this...article...

Steph: Sheez. You sound like you're dying.

Krispy: Because I might as well be! I don't want to write this article!

Zalari: You don't want to do anything any more.

Krispy: Except write!

Everyone: *GASP*

Zalari: What?

Krispy: This AU story. It's driving me crazy. It's so easy to write. I mean, I still get a little put-off and confused and all but I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!

Everyone: *GASP*!

Krispy: I know! It's so bizarre. I'm writing everything chronologically, do you realize that and it's not a struggle to do so!

Steph: Dear Force, what is the matter with you?

Obi-Wan: Um...

Sseriya: Turned over a new leaf?

Krispy: No! Must not spend time here. Obi-Wan will scold me.

Obi-Wan: I did not say anything.

Krispy: You were about to! Anyone have blue and/or yellow clothes?

Anakin: Huh?

Krispy: School spirit and all that jazz. Must...be...spirited...

Steph: That sounds forced too.

Krispy: Because it's hard to be spirited when you don't really know what's going on. Go Cal bears or whatever!

Steph: That was convincing.

Krispy: Okay. There's my hole. Gotta go.

Steph: What the frell is wrong with you? Why are you quoting Gary as George Woolf from Seabiscuit?

Krispy: I don't know. Why are you perfectly identifying my quotes?

Steph: I don't know.

Sseriya: Apparently, we don't know a lot.

Krispy: Aiya! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:55 PM

Tuesday, June 01, 2004 :::
 
Firin: *muffle*muffle*muffle*

Krispy: What?

Steph: I think he wants you to save him.

Krispy: Oh. Well, Firin, my dearest. You're new around here. Let me explain something to you. I don't do rescues.

Anakin: No, she doesn't.

Krispy: It's not because I don't love you. It's because I'm a coward, and you see, Flight really freaks me out, and so I will not go anywhere near him.

Firin: *MUFFLE*MUFFLE*MUFFLE*!

Krispy: Sorry dude.

Zalari: It's amazing how he manages to convey so much emotion.

Krispy: Isn't it? I have a problem.

Sseriya: You have many.

Krispy: I'm losing my memory.

Steph: WHAT?!

Krispy: I mean, you know I was writing and just one chapter ago, I wrote someone's name and guess what? Next chapter..."How do you spell his name again? Double s? One s? Was that even supposed to be an e?"

Steph: Um...it's ok. It's like how you don't remember any of my brothers' names.

Krispy: I remember...one. Two. Wait three. Actually four. You know, it's just that one guy that I don't remember.

Sseriya: The annoying one?

Krispy: I thought they were all annoying to you?

Sseriya: Oh...you have a point.

Krispy: Okay and you won't believe this--

Anakin: Try us.

Krispy: One of the things I possibly forgot was this cookie about Firalaer.

Everyone: ...

Steph: !!!

Krispy: I know!

Steph: That's like...wrong. It's impossible.

Krispy: Well, apparently not because it happened!

Steph: But you love Firalaer.

Krispy: Yeah! I know!

Steph: He's back, by the way.

Krispy: Yeah! I mean--*stop* Wait. WHAT?!

Sseriya: Over there. *points*

Krispy: FIRALAER! *LOVES*

Anakin: I never knew love was such an active verb.

Firin: !!! *MUFFLE*

Krispy: Someone save Firin.

Sseriya: *sigh* *BLASTS Flight into dust*

Steph: Sorry about Aegis. There's a rule around here against blasting cute things...unless it's something really indestructible like Wooya.

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: It wasn't like it was my choice to come on this journey! And who the heck is Sam?!

Meanwhile II

Silversong: *stops running abruptly*

Raven: *crashes into Silversong...well, falls through Silversong* Ow.

Silversong: Careful now. Look. The creepy heart of the mountain. The way is shut.

Raven: Um...this sword is supposed to save us or something, right?

Silversong: Well, you don't really even need the sword because--

Hundreds of shimmery, white ghosts appear.

Ghosts: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead. And the dead keep it.

Silversong: The way is shut.

Raven: Wolves...hundreds of shimmery, ghost wolves...

Silversong: *smile* Meet my pack.

Raven: ...

Back in the Valley.

Bronze: *considering the Pocky* Seems...unsatisfying. You see, I am looking for something a little more...juicy, shall we say.

Sapphire: You offer me food, but I want a pet.

Steph: Dragon Kings are hard to please. Can you tell?

Sseriya: It's hell trying to buy presents for them.

Kylin: Tell me about it.

Krispy: I love David Sedaris. He's so funny. New book Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim came today for Gennia. Can't wait to read it. Meanwhile, I will continue work on Holidays on Ice.

Obi-Wan: You have work not yet completed.

Krispy: I love you too Obi-Wan. You're like my conscience except infinitely cooler because you're Obi-Wan and you're hot.

Obi-Wan: ...thank...you?

Anakin: Like a puppy!

Krunchy: PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU!!!

Krispy: Force,that's frightening.

Firin: I want out. Now.

Krispy: Oh Firin. But you just got here.

Steph: Stop traumatizing him. I happen to like him.

Krispy: That's cuz he's uber cool.

Firin: So Erida tells me. Let me out.

Wing: JUST LET HIM OUT AND GET THIS KNIGHT OFF OF ME. FLIGHT! Do you want feathers or not?!

Firin: *blink*

Steph: Heh. Ignore him. He's a little...

Krispy: Yeah...um...the Wing you know doesn't yell and whine so much.

Wing: I heard that!

Krispy: I love you too!

Wing: GET HIM OFF!!!

Krispy: *ignoring Wing now* Oh Firalaer! You've returned to me *cough* us! I totally meant us.

Sseriya: *rolls eyes*

Steph: Sure. Us. Not the rest of us cared that much...er, no offense Firalaer. I like you. The other half of me doesn't.

Sseriya: Don't put words in my mouth.

Steph: I'm not because I'm saying it which technically means you're saying it because we're the same person.

Sseriya: What?

Steph: Yeah. Exactly.

Sseriya: ... *to Firalaer* Glad you're not dead. Krispy would throw a fit otherwise.

Krispy: ...Ignore her. Now where was I? Oh yes... "Nor would I deprive the rest of you of my presence...or lose the chance to inflict it upon you, such as might be the case." Dude, I love you even more. *loves loves loves*

Zalari: You are just bursting with love, aren't you?

Krispy: Yes!

Zalari: Stop it. You're beginning to--

Steph: freak you out?

Zalari: Yes.

Krispy: And look! Incendie and Sincere have finally realized they're in a glass box! That's the cutest thing ever! Awww. All is well with the world.

Obi-Wan: And so you shall now go finish your homework?

Krispy: Yes! And continue writing. Oh Kylin. You're so sad. I'm sorry. AU is like a record for me. I wiped out so many people in one clean swipe.

Kylin: ...

Anakin: Um...I don't know if that is something you should be proud of.

Krispy: Heeh! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:14 PM