Wednesday, May 26, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Hi!

Steph: I think you should help him.

Krispy: Oh...Firin...I see you've met...the Welcoming Committee.

Firin: *something*something*something*

Krispy: What? I can't understand you.

Anakin: Of course you can't. Look at all those people glomping him. You think you can hear him through all that?

Obi-Wan: You should work on your speech. Or study. Something.

Krispy: Right. I should and I will go do that now.

Steph: Flight. Stop hitting on Firin.

Krispy: Sheez, will you people give him some space? I don't think he's quite oriented yet. This is way weirder for him than for anyone else simply because he knows a whole bunch of people in here except in their AU forms.

Sseriya: Shall I blast them off?

Krispy: No! Stop being so violent.

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: LET ME GO! What does this have to do with me anyway?!

Meanwhile II

Silversong: Houseki! Glad to have you back.

Raven: Light is nice...

Silversong: Forgive our dear once and future King. Enclosed spaces tend to get to his head.

Raven: Shut up. Give me that torch. *stomps forward*

Silversong: *smile* That's the spirit!

Back in the Valley

Bronze: *sniffing at Tenshi 1* I do not like to eat humans. Besides, that would be inconsiderate to the Princess.

Sseriya: *thin smile*

Steph: *smirk*waves at Tenshi 1*

Sapphire: I could keep you for a while and then let you go when I feel like hunting again.

Ruby: That would be fun.

Emerald: *to Alz* I thought we already offered you scales.

Krispy: *CRIES* Firalaer's gone! *SOB*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Krispy: I loved him. *sniffle*

Anakin: Um...

Wing: Oh, GET OVER YOURSELF.

Krispy: Victoire, how would you like to keep Wing.

Wing: Evil, sadistic monster!

Krispy: *sniffle* Firalaer's gone. Now what am I supposed to do?!

Steph: There's Sincere.

Krispy: Who's stuck in a box! I already have what I want. I've got Obi-Wan. I've got two Sinceres in boxes. Heck, I've got Incendie in a box too. And you know Kamui? Got him too. What else is there?!

Anakin: And this, ladies and gentlemen...

Obi-Wan: That having things does not necessarily make you happy.

Krispy: *CRY*

Steph: Well, you have the other Knights.

Krispy: *stops crying* You...you're right! *smiles at the other Knights*

Sseriya: *to Deux* You, Knight, cannot leave because you would not willingly return. Firalaer, on the other hand, comes back.

Steph: We trust him. We don't trust you. Strange isn't it? That we would trust an assassin over Royal Knights.

Sseriya: No, not strange at all, considering our experience with Knights.

Steph: True. No offense, though.

Krispy: Well, I shall go now. To get things done and write. Firin, I'll rescue you. I promise. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:25 PM

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 :::
 
Obi-Wan: Are you procrastinating again?

Anakin: That actually isn't a question.

Krispy: Well, I don't want to--

Obi-Wan: We all must do things we do not want to do.

Firin: Tell me about it.

Krispy: Are you filled in yet--EWWW!!! GROSS!!!

Steph: WHAT?! WHERE?! KILL IT!

Zalari: That's a rather disturbing reaction.

Krispy: THERE'S A HUGE SPIDER!

Steph: EW! WHERE?!!!

Krispy: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Sseriya: What do you mean you don't know?

Krispy: I saw it crawling across the wall. It got to the corner of my desk, but then I lost track of it.

Steph: EW! So it could be on your desk crawling towards you or behind your desk...

Sseriya: Crawling towards you.

Krispy: GROSS!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!

Anakin: It's just a--

Krispy: NO! It's a BIG NASTY SPIDER. Gross...*shudder*shudder*shudder*

Steph: Gross. So freaking gross.

Sseriya: ...

Zalari: I did not know you had arachnophobia.

Sseriya: Because, given my position, that is not something I let out.

Steph: Yeah. I mean, then everyone would just attack me with spiders and EW! That is so gross. Any of you do it and I will tear you apart, slowly...

Sseriya: With my bare hands.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Great, am sufficiently paranoid now. So paranoid that I've decided to quickly finish my aufsatz so that I can get off this computer and whatnot. Sorry Firin. You're stuck here another day at least.

Firin: What?!

Krispy: Yeah sorry.

Firin: But--

Krispy: Don't worry. I'll be back tomorrow...I think. Yeah. ALZ! Blog! Nite everyone.

Steph: You expect me to SLEEP after you told me about the SPIDER?!!

Krispy: Okay well...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:58 PM

Monday, May 24, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Today was my last late night ever.

Steph: Really now?

Krispy: Well, last official late night. I'll probably be sticking around for the next (and definitely last) late night to hand over my page to my young apprentice.

Anakin: Er...me?

Krispy: No. Ailin. Sorry, but Jedi can't handle the In-Depth page.

Obi-Wan: *dryly* I do not doubt it.

Krispy: *smile* How sad! It's my last In-Depth page ever! Rampage is coming to an end! Everything is ENDING!!! *CRIES*

Steph: ...

Sseriya: You are not going to be like this when you graduate, are you?

Krispy: I'm graduating! *SOB*

Everyone: *wince*

Anakin: Um...

Obi-Wan: *offers a tissue*

Krispy: *sniffle* Thanks. *sniffle*

Steph: Oh cheer up. College is supposed to rock.

Krispy: But it's going to be so different! And I won't be on a major cool staff like Rampage. Heck! I might not even be on a staff! *CRIES*

Steph: Please, don't start that again.

Krispy: All you need is love?

Steph: Er...a girl has got to eat!

Krispy: All you need is love.

Steph: Or she'll end up on the streets.

Krispy: *singing* All you need is love.

Steph: *singing* Love is just a game.

Sseriya: STOP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

Krispy: Dude! You ruined it! Oh! I need $6.00!

Steph: Broke.

Sseriya: What?

Zalari: Don't look at me.

Wing: GET. IT. OFF!!!!!

Anakin: Um...Republic credits?

Obi-Wan: *sigh*

Krispy: Um...okay. I guess I'll just go get it myself.

Steph: Well, it is for YOUR golden cord.

Krispy: Yeah, that's right it's for my golden cord. Hah!

Steph: So, who's this creepy new guy?

Krispy: Eh? What creepy new guy? Where? *spinning around*

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: *struggling against Velvet's grip* LET ME GO! I WANT TO GO HOME!!!

Meanwhile II

Silversong: *stops* Do you smell that?

Raven: *sulkily* No.

Silversong: Come on. *starts running again*

Raven: *sigh*

Back in the Valley

Sseriya: What have you done now?

Krispy: I haven't done anything! I don't know what she's talking about!

Steph: Yes you do! The creepy one!

Krispy: Oh! You mean, un-named creepy dude I just stuck into the story because I felt like it?

Steph: Yeah!

Sseriya: ...

Zalari: Why do I have a bad--

Anakin: DON'T SAY IT!

Zalari: --feeling about this?

Anakin: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sseriya: Now, that wasn't very wise.

Zalari: I couldn't help it.

Steph: So what about him?

Krispy: What do you mean what about him? I can't tell you anything about him because AU you people will probably encounter him.

Obi-Wan: Or at least feel the consequences of his actions, I presume.

Krispy: You are correct, Master Kenobi.

Steph: C'mon! I deserve a heads-up! Even if the heads-up is for me and not AU me. How does that even work? I'm already cross-universe traveling and split into two!

Krispy: No idea. You're special. Don't ask me about logic because I am completely illogical.

Zalari: In your own logical way.

Krispy: Besides, if you really want answers. Ask Firin. FIRIN! *unceremoniously pulls him through a blink hole and into the Valley*

Steph: Wow. Weird. Someone who doesn't exist in our universe, yet only knows the AU version of us.

Zalari: What?

Sseriya: Should we hide?

Krispy: Hi! *waves at Firin*

Firin: ?

Krispy: I'm Krispy.

Steph: *nudges Krispy aside* You should run away. You really should.

Sseriya: While you still can.

Anakin: Before you get stuck here. Like the rest of us!

Firin: Who are--

Krispy: Actually, I really shouldn't have brought you here. Given your knowledge, you shouldn't be here. You'd give things away without meaning to.

Firin: Give what away and why is there two of--

Krispy: Two of her? *points at Steph and Sseriya*

Firin: *blink*

Krispy: Because they're the same person.

Firin: What?

Krispy: Oh, I do regret this, but you are so cute.

Steph: Okay, so dish about this creepy guy.

Firin: You...? *very confused*

Krispy: Sseriya. Well actually, that one is Sseriya. The hyperactive one, we call Stephanie.

Steph: Hi! So tell me about creepy guy.

Firin: Who?

Krispy: Oh and um...Wing is definitely not the Wing you know.

Firin: ..................?

Krispy: He's also not in a good mood and won't be in a good mood and will probably be in an even worse mood when he sees that you're here...even though this Wing doesn't really know you. Am I confusing you? Because I'm confusing myself.

Firin: Yes, you are confusing me. Who are you again?

Sseriya: Unfortunately, she is your creator, so to speak.

Anakin: Um...she didn't create us. *indicates self and Obi-Wan* We just happened to have the bad luck of getting stuck here.

Obi-Wan: There is no luck, only the Force.

Anakin: The Dark Side hates us. Somehow, we got stuck here.

Krispy: I resent that! But, in any case, I will be off now to do stuff and maybe write. Creepy guy was kind of left hanging. Take care of Firin, won't you?

Anakin: If you mean don't traumatize him, I think it's too late.

Krispy: Well, clue him in. I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:10 PM

Sunday, May 23, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: I'm so amused.

Steph: You're amused by pain. What else is new?

Krispy: Shut up. You make it sound like I'm heartless.

Sseriya: Because you are.

Krispy: Liar!

Steph: *to Flight* Heh...um...no.

Sseriya: *to Alz* What are you going to do with a suit of armor?

Zalari: That's a good question.

Sseriya: Do you honestly think you can just waltz up in here and demand scales from my Zalari?

Zalari: ...yours?

Krispy: Sheez. Getting a little possessive, aren't we?

Sseriya: Shut up.

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: What the--*gets tackled* Ow! HEY! Stop that!!!

Meanwhile II

Raven: Um...the light is gone.

Silversong: Come on. *grabs Raven's hand and drags him along as they go after Houseki*

Back in the Valley

Bronze: To eat or not to eat...

Kylin: What a profound question...

Sapphire: *looking at Itty Bitty* You are a rather amusing creature.

Steph: Couldn't find a glass box. Krispy locked them up in an super secret...somewhere.

Anakin: *clears throat* Um...your Majesties?

Dragon Kings: *stare at Anakin*

Gold: *hiss* What, human?

Anakin: I am acting as a Jedi Messenger from Krispy and Alz. Alz would like to know, if she gave you all a Tenshi of your own, would you all give her some of your scales?

Silver: She wants--

Black: ...our scales.

Ice: For what reason?

Anakin: No reason. She thinks they're pretty.

Emerald: Interesting.

Iron: It is a rather tempting offer, though a fox is such a small thing.

*Dragon Kings discuss*

Obi-Wan: That was well handled my young apprentice.

Anakin: Thanks!

Elsewhere

Krispy: *ears pricking* Wait! Firalaer is leaving?! WHAT?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Steph: Er...it happened now.

Krispy: WHAT?!!

Steph: Hey. Snap out of it.

Krispy: But but but but but but but--

Sseriya: *smacks Krispy* Snap out of it.

Krispy: Ow! *to Firalaer* Will you come back?!!!

Sseriya: ...

Steph: *to Alz* You know about the pinball machine...the Lord of the Rings one was freaking cool! If Krispy was trying to break it on purpose, I would've hurt her. I mean there was like animated Witch Kings and Legolas-es shooting arrows and Sam and Aragorn and Gimli giving us his axe and things like that. And we got to bash the Balrog. That was cool.

Krispy: *cries* My Firalaer is leaving me!!!

Sseriya: Yours?

Krispy: Hey. If you get to claim things, I can too.

Sseriya: But...mine makes sense.

Krispy: Like mine doesn't!

Sseriya: It doesn't!

Steph: Flight, stop leering at me like that. You're freaking me out. Not interested. No. Not at all.

Krispy: Well, I should off and write about people in another world.

Everyone: Us?

Krispy: Er...yeah...except in another nother world.

Everyone: Right.

Krispy: And if not that, at least I'll get a full night's sleep. I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:59 PM

 
Krispy: I rock. I rock so much, it's not even funny.

Steph: *cough* Arrogance alert! *cough*

Anakin: And she yells at me about it.

Steph: Yeah, but her being arrogant doesn't endanger entire galaxies, ya know what I mean?

Anakin: *pout*

Steph: Ew. Don't be pouty. That's annoying and then I might have to separate your lips from your face.

Sseriya: You do not want that.

Anakin: Heh.

Krispy: Okay, well we are so good. We, as in Luce, Gennia, Krunchy, and I. We broke a machine because we were so good.

Steph: Hah! The LOTR pinball machine! That's terrible, but hilarious! You actually broke a machine!

Krispy: Again, not on purpose! But it was totally because it couldn't take the heat.

Steph: 2 fast 2 furious for it!

Krispy: That's right. It got served!

Sseriya: *dying*

Wing: Gods...STOP USING THOSE PHRASES!!!

Krispy: Sorry. I can't help it. It's not like I usually can or want to use those phrases, but it's for moments like this, when I can use them in a mocking way, that I must. It's built into my system.

Steph: Dude, I've never broken a machine before.

Zalari: Despite your skill with weaponry, you actually seem to have terrible hand-eye coordination.

Steph: I know! It's weird! I can't hit a baseball to save my life!

Sseriya: Actually, I bet you could.

Steph: Okay. Bad example. I can't bowl.

Krispy: Hah! That's my fault! I can't bowl either!

Steph: You suck. Why do you always transfer your weird quirks to me?!

Krispy: Because it makes you more interesting.

Steph: ...*abruptly turning to Zalari* I can't play DDR either.

Anakin: No sense of music?

Sseriya: No sense of rhythm?

Steph: No. Actually, it's no eye-foot coordination.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: So you can't play soccer?

Steph: *smile* Oh, I can play soccer.

Wing: SOMEONE GET THIS KNIGHT OFF!!!

Krispy: Poor people who played soccer with Steph...that's really gotta hurt.

Obi-Wan: So what exactly are you doing right now?

Krispy: Er...well, I was planning on "researching" for my speech about you and um...doing my German and maybe some of my psych so I don't get killed by it tomorrow. I should also think of a blerb for Rampage. Heh.

Steph: but...?

Krispy: I don't want to! I want to write!

Everyone: *GASP*

Krispy: I know! I wanted to during the week, but there was so much work!

Anakin: You always want to write when you're like being swamped.

Krispy: I know! CRUEL INSPIRATION! I hope you heard that!

Meanwhile II

Raven: Are we there yet?

Silversong: No.

Raven: Are we there yet?

Silversong: No.

Raven: Are we there yet?

Silversong: Negative.

Raven: Are we there yet?

Silversong: Nope.

Back in the Valley

Bronze: I wonder if I should pluck it first.

Kylin: Your Majesty, maybe you should not eat that.

Bronze: But why not?

Kylin: ...because...

Bronze: Do you want half of it?

Sapphire: Young Prince Emraldis, will you bring me a cage?

Kylin: Um...a cage, your Majesty?

Sapphire: Yes.

Kylin: I...um...

Steph: GLASS BOX!

Kylin: ...

Steph: I'll get it!!! *runs off*

Krispy: But those are for--oh, nevermind.

Sseriya: My, how things get stupider around here.

Krispy: *SQUISH Sseriya*

Sseriya: !!!

Krispy: *runs off* Woohoo! I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:43 PM