Tuesday, May 11, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Dude, new blogger is so inconvenient.

Steph: That's cuz you be lazy, yo.

Sseriya: *smacks Steph* Speak properly.

Steph: Ow...

Zalari: Something big enough to eat a Dragon King?

Anakin: Like...another dragon?

Zalari: That's canabalism. We don't believe in that.

Anakin: But you could totally do it, couldn't you?

Zalari: ...do you want me to kill my father?

Anakin: ...no...but I was just wondering.

Krispy: Er, maybe you don't want to associate with that Padawan. *pulls Zalari away*

Anakin: Hey! I resent that!

Wing: Shut up! That's my line. All right Flight. When you get Victoire off of me, I will give you feathers. But NOT before this thing is OFF and I mean off for good.

Sseriya: *looking at Tenya* Sorry kid. I do not really know how I would feel if someone ate my father. But since that is not happening at this moment, I see no reason to make myself even more unlikable among my relatives.

Steph: Have you no heart?!

Sseriya: Some people would say that. No, I don't.

Steph: *sigh* Look Tenya, I'd love to help, but erm...you see those large teeth and large claws and other pointy not so happy things that make up Dragon Kings? Well, my flesh really really doesn't want to deal with that and...yeah... I heal fast, but that doesn't mean injuries don't hurt.

Krispy: *watching the Knight fight in the glass box* Oh come on! Will someone just give me their effing boots. I don't want to--I don't know--do something worse! I'm really not evil or sadistic by nature!

Obi-Wan: ...why do I find that hard to believe?

Wing: Don't lie. It's not becoming.

Krispy: I resent that!

Wing: Good.

Krispy: ...Firalaer! I LOVE YOU!

Steph: Dude, Moulin Rouge today. *sigh* EWAN = SO HOT.

Krispy: YES! I love that movie so much and I love Christian/Ewan so much. It's like the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Baz was so jipped out of an Oscar.

Steph: Oh Ewan...

Krispy: Ewan...

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Meanwhile

Bronze: Hmmm, something you could offer me? That is something to laugh about! I am a Dragon King. I assure you. I already have what I want and if I wanted something more, well, it would not be difficult to acquire.

Zalari: Dragon Kings are a bit spoiled and selfish. He really is only thinking about how much he would enjoy eating you.

Kylin: I quite agree. It is very difficult to deter a Dragon King from what he wants to do...unless you are my sister.

Sapphire: *thinks about Tenshi 2's offer*

Black: Only your death would satisfy me, but it seems Lord Sapphire wants to spare you.

Ice: I would be grateful, little fox, for the mercy my brother has shown you. I would not be so kind. *digs claws into the dirt*

Emerald: *smile* And you would be well taken care of. The finest food, comfortable living space, protection...

Ruby: *laughing* Unless of course, you should somehow offend Lord Sapphire or fail to hold his interest.

Back to Krispy

Steph: Wow, I almost feel bad for them.

Sseriya: Almost, but remember all those times Tenshi slighted us?

Steph: All the teasing and so on...oh yeah. I remember those. *smirk*

Sseriya: What goes around comes around.

Zalari: You almost disgust me.

Steph: *smile* But we don't because you love us too much.

Zalari: No comment.

Krispy: Oh Firalaer, I love you! It doesn't matter how cruel Alz has or hasnt' been to you. What matters is that she's made you unhappy and frankly, she's going to have to pay for it. How should I go about beating her senseless?

Obi-Wan: *facepalm*

Anakin: Breathe Master.

Obi-Wan: Sometimes, I really do wonder about her...I really do.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:19 PM

Monday, May 10, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Okay, dude...this is way weird...

Steph: You're telling me. What happened?

Krispy: Blogger revamped itself and now has a new look and format.

Steph: I don't like it! It's weirding me out!

Sseriya: We were never very good with this thing called "change."

Wing: Obviously. Bad wolf! Get off!!! *tries pulling Victoire off*

Anakin: No biscuit.

Krispy: Oh Silversong, my love, my precious.

Silversong: *appears* I should be disturbed by the fact that you are calling me those things, but I'm not.

Anakin: You aren't?!

Silversong: No, not really.

Krispy: Are you my Inspiration?

Silversong: Am I?

Krispy: Are you?

Silversong: *shrug* I would not know. I could be, I suppose...if you wanted me to be.

Krispy: ...that's not very helpful.

Steph: The vagueness of it all.

Krispy: Well, um, Silversong, wait here for a second.

Silversong: *smile* Of course. I do not have any pressing matters to attend to like leading Raven and Houseki through the Paths of the Dead to an army of dead.

Krispy: Thanks! *runs off*

Steph: Silversong...

Sseriya: You have to understand that Krispy is not very good with--

Silversong: Subtlety.

Obi-Wan: Yes.

Krispy: FIRALAER!!! What is mean ol' Alz doing to you? Do you want me to beat her down because I will regardless of whether or not you want me to do it! Oh and *SQUISH* I LOVE YOU!

Steph: Dude, I think it totally sucks that she's not that protective of us.

Zalari: Well, she seems to have no compunction about killing any of us off. I've had the pleasure of experiencing this first-hand.

Anakin: You have a not so happy fate...

Zalari: I'm not the only one.

Anakin: Eh?

Steph: Ignore him. It has nothing to do with you. *glare at Zalari*

Sseriya: I wouldn't be surprised if Silversong turned out to be the Inspiration. It would make sense that Krispy would have one who was already dead as an Inspiration.

Silversong: *shrug*

Steph: It'd make even more sense if Soleil were the Inspiration. She's Death.

Wing: Can I get some help here?

Sseriya: *ignores Wing completely* Force, is Krispy done doting?

Krispy: *runs back* Yep!

Meanwhile

Bronze: *laughs* Little fox, sometimes the crunch of bones is satisfying enough. And it really has been a long while since I have had something to crunch.

Kylin: I agree with your Majesty. There really is nothing like breaking bone and warm, fresh blood.

Bronze: *to Tenyagetsu* Do not worry. If I just eat one, you will still have the other for it seems my brother plans on letting the other one live.

Sapphire: Capture a Skynyx for a pet? *laughs* You are an amusing creature, are you not?

Ruby: The Drakon hold the Mythos flocks in very high respect. We would never try to capture one for a pet.

Emerald: *smile* After all, their kind came before our kind and even now, they out live us.

Sapphire: You, however, bird or no, will make a very suitable pet.

Black: *hiss* I still hold you kill it.

Ice: I second that.

Sapphire: Well, Lord Bronze will kill one and that should satisfy you. I will keep the other for my own amusement.

Back to Krispy

Krispy: Er...

Zalari: My father's in an interesting mood, isn't he?

Krispy: He's not usually like that...

Zalari: No, he isn't.

Steph: You're not like that.

Zalari: Most of the time.

Everyone: ...

Zalari: What? I am a dragon. I can't help some of the things I do!

Anakin: Like breathe fire and terrorize humans?

Zalari: *glare* Yes.

Anakin: ...heh...heh...

Sseriya: Still, they are being rather cruel...even for them.

Obi-Wan: Krispy, perhaps you should call them off.

Krispy: Dude. Master Obi-Wan, I love you and all but...you try ruining the fun of a bunch of Dragon Kings. I value my life too much.

Steph: Coward to the end.

Krispy: Yeah and I'm not ashamed of it cuz you know what, at the end of it all, I'm going to be the last one standing.

Sseriya: As disgusting as that is...

Silversong: Isn't it? Krispy, perhaps I should return to my companions?

Krispy: Oh yeah! Right. Go. I gotta get going too. Things to do, people to not see and etc.

Steph: And you're out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:55 PM

Sunday, May 09, 2004 :::
 
Obi-Wan: You're up rather late.

Anakin: *yawn* Yeah...can...you...sleep now...please?

Krispy: But the night is still young! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

Steph: Technically, it's morning...very early morning. And HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TOO! Except...there's like...only 1 mother in here, ya?

Krispy: You sleep?!

Steph: ...um...YES, I DO SLEEP. I didn't know that was a little known fact.

Krispy: Well, she *points to Sseriya* doesn't seem to.

Steph: Insomnia?

Sseriya: *glare* You and Krispy sleep more than enough for the three of us.

Krispy: Oh cheer up Sseriya! Look, people feel bad for you.

Sseriya: If that's my AU self.

Steph: Which we aren't about to reveal because that would take the fun out of it, wouldn't it?

Krispy: Yep!

Anakin: Why...*yawn*...are you still hyperactive?

Wing: AUGH! GET OFF OF ME!!!

Krispy: WING! SQUISHY!!!

Wing: You try to glomp me and I swear you're going to lose a lot more than just a finger.

Krispy: Eep. You're worse than I am.

Zalari: You've never had a pet bird before, have you?

Krispy: Er, no.

Zalari: They bite.

Steph: A lot...painfully.

Krispy: Thanks...I think. But guess what?! *jumps up and down*

Everyone: ...

Steph: Hey Krispy. You have any of that *sniff* stuff?

Krispy: Shut up. As I was saying, guess what?

Sseriya: *bored* What.

Krispy: NO MORE APs!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *throws confetti*

Sseriya: *dead pan* I am so surprised.

Steph: So surprised that the surprise can't even register on her face.

Krispy: W00t! *dances around* And I've got TWO Sinceres in boxes! And a Firalaer to look at and squish and Wing to squish...kind of....and, and, and--

Obi-Wan: Breathe.

Krispy: *inhale*exhale*inhale*exhale*

Sseriya: Well, since Krispy is distracted...

Steph: AU story.....that was a flashback. "Of Ashes and Dust" things are all flashbacks. And like we said before, we're not going to tell you whether or not that was us...me...her...yeah.

Sseriya: However, I will say, my life is much happier in AU than it is...here.

Steph: Hard times are kind of unavoidable...cuz you know, if we avoided them, I wouldn't be this cool.

Krispy: ...assuming you're cool now.

Steph: Pfft. No question. I am way cool.

Krispy: *cough*Arrogant much?*cough*

Steph: It's not arrogance when it's true.

Krispy: ...no comment. You see why "hard times" are needed? That one needs to be knocked down a few notches sometimes, otherwise her head gets so bloated she floats off into space.

Steph: You know, I can hear you and I'm a heck of a lot scarier than Wing is.

Krispy: True true, but you're not as mean as Wing is.

Steph: I could be.

Wing: I RESENT THAT!

Krispy: *smile* Of course you do. If you didn't, you wouldn't be Wing.

Wing: JUST GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME!!!

Krispy: My shirt is driving me crazy.

Sseriya: Then why, pray tell, do you wear it?

Krispy: Because I like it and this is only the 2nd time I've worn it and it's not my fault the wash made it all funky. It's too big at the top and keeps shifting around in weird ways! FIX IT!

Anakin: *yawn* Don't and can't do clothes.

Krispy: Gah! In any case, FIRALAER! I LOVE YOU! You roxors my soxors, yo. Can I hug you?

Steph: Fangirl alert.

Sseriya: *look of disgust*

Krispy: Firalaer, you've almost reduced them to the level of just snarling and growling.

Steph: Hmmm...I'd have to agree there. Yeah, that whole "lessons" business was mighty frustrating.

Sseriya: I was ready to do a lot more than just snarl and growl.

Krispy: I'm sure.

Anakin: Not surprised.

Obi-Wan: Well, at least, for you two, snarling and growling is part of your second-nature.

Steph: Yeah. We're half-dragon. What the frell is Sincere's excuse?

Krispy: He has none. He's cute like that.

Steph: ...right...

Meanwhile...

Bronze: *peering at Tenshi 1* I've always wonder what fox tasted like...

Zalari: That's not very nice, Father.

Bronze: *smile* No, I suppose it isn't, but...I caught it, and there's another one just like it up in the sky.

Zalari: .................

A multi-colored ball of scales crashes into the ground nearby.

Bronze: Hmm, looks like the chase has ended.

Steph: Hey, I know I technically lost my bet, but can I get like half the prize if I get the who part of the bet right? Because Lord Sapphire is totally the one who caught Tenshi 2.

Sapphire: *successfully untangles himself from the other Dragon Kings* And I win yet again dear brothers. *holds up Tenshi 2* You put up a very good fight though.

Ruby: *shakes himself clean* Well, I knew you would win.

Black: *rolls over and stands up* I still hold that I get to kill it.

Ice: *hiss* I hate these kinds of hunts...and this weather! *some water drips off his chin*

Emerald: *trotting over* Now that it is over with, are you going to share with us, brother?

Sapphire: *musing* Maybe I will not eat it. Perhaps I shall put it in a cage. It would make a rather pretty pet bird, I think.

Krispy: Poor Tenshi 1 and 2.

Anakin: You aren't going to call their Majesties off?

Krispy: Who do you think I am? I can't go ordering Dragon Kings around!

Anakin: But you're the--

Krispy: No, no, no. Anakin, no is no. In any case, I need to go sleep now.

Steph: Now she sleeps.

Krispy: Yeah well.

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:55 AM