Friday, April 09, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: I came in here to say overall one thing.

Steph: ...what?

Krispy: ANAKIN! WHY?!!!

Steph: Oh.

Anakin: What have I not yet done now?

Krispy: WHY ANAKIN?!!! WHY?!!! Why are you so arrogant and stubborn and headstrong and WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO OBI-WAN?!!!

Anakin: *indignantly* I listen!

Obi-Wan: *cough* Not when it really counts.

Anakin: I do to!

Krispy: No you don't! How do you explain the gold hand?!!!

Jedi: Er?

Steph: Never finished Episode II, remember?!

Krispy: ...oh.

Wing: So much for keeping the future under wraps.

Obi-Wan: Wait, what about a gold hand?

Anakin: What are you trying to say?!

Krispy: I'm trying to say DON'T DO STUPID THINGS! And take some anger management classes, dude. Roll that ball of anger and stuff into the ocean...well, away from you. Don't hurl it any one and don't take out your anger on anyone or anything, okay?

Anakin: Um...okay...?

Krispy: *sniff* A lot of Jedi...er...well, they ran into some very bad luck today. Very very bad luck.

Jedi: ...er?

Krispy: *sniffle* It's so sad. It really is. I can't believe it ended that way.

Steph: Kinda sucks, huh?

Sseriya: Sad endings and all that.

Steph: *HINT*HINT*HINT*

Krispy: That's not going to make me change your storyline, if that's what you want.

Steph: DUDE!!!

Sseriya: So...evil!Zalari's a keeper?

Krispy: Of course.

Sseriya: *sulk*

Steph: *pout*

Krispy: Augh...you're going to force me to call you Brat-Child. In any case, I must go study gov...or sleep or both or something...Night!

Steph/Sseriya: Yeah, yeah...

Krispy: OBI-WAN! *squish* Okay, I'm leaving.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:25 AM

Monday, April 05, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Um...hi...

Steph: ...dude...she lives.

Sseriya: ...what?

Steph: You've just totally stopped paying attention, haven't you?

Sseriya: What did you say? I was ignoring you...and most everyone else.

Steph: ...

Krispy: Of course I live! If I were dead, you sure as heck wouldn't be here.

Steph: Pfft. I'd be here. I'm way cooler than you are.

Krispy: ...What?! That doesn't even make sense.

Wing: When has she ever made sense?

Krispy: She sometimes does in her weird twisted semi-logical way!

Anakin: I think I'm actually kind of happy that you're back.

Krispy: ANAKIN! YOU SUCK! Who the FRELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!!! Disobeying DIRECT ORDERS from Obi-Wan like that?!

Anakin: I...take that back.

Obi-Wan: What orders?

Krispy: The orders that said DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SHIP ANAKIN! THAT'S A DIRECT ORDER!

Obi-Wan: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sseriya: Of course you don't. It is all in the future.

Steph: Oh! DREAM SEER!

Krispy: ...well, more like watches cable tv.

Steph: *shrug* Close enough. At least your dream seeing isn't as depressing as say...Kakyou's.

Krispy: ...are they still...here?

Wing: Take a look at the sidebar.

Krispy: *looks* YES! KAMUI!!!!!!!!!! *GLOMP* I LOVE YOU! You're so angsty and pretty and sad and squishy and dejected looking!!! You're so cute!!!

Anakin: ...

Sseriya: I am sure he appreciates that.

Krispy: OMG!

Steph: What?

Krispy: I LOVE EVERYONE IN THE VALLEY!

Steph: ...um...

Sseriya: X overdose.

Wing: Way too much Kamui for her own good.

Obi-Wan: She has not been here in a while.

Anakin: The change in atmosphere and all that...she's um...adjusting.

Steph: It's because you're graduating soon, isn't it?

Krispy: *SOB* Nooooooooooooo.........................

Everyone: ...

Zalari: Mood swings...how pleasant.

Krispy: *starts laughing hysterically*

Steph: Dude...you're not even under that much stress. What the frell is wrong with you?

Anakin: It's weird.

Steph: It's starting to freak me out.

Everyone: ...wow...

Steph: That's right. I AM FREAKED OUT. *smacks Krispy* Now turn back into your normal evil sadistic self!

Krispy: OW! You suck! *drops a mountain on her*

Steph: *steps out of the way* Yay! KRISPY! You're back!

Sseriya: ...she hasn't done that in a long time...

Krispy: This is why I don't come back here. PADAWAN ABUSE!

Steph: You're not a padawan.

Krispy: Yeah, I am!

Steph: Not anymore, right?

Krispy: Bah! Gary Stevens rocks.

Everyone: ...

Zalari: I think it's amazing that you've managed to find a new obsession between the last time you blogged and now.

Krispy: He's so nice.

Steph: Stalking him?

Krispy: Er...well...we sort of ambush him on his way back to the jockey's room. We made friends with the Paddock Judge...kinda...

Steph: This is like your most successful obsession ever. I mean physical contact? Wow.

Krispy: I know! HAND SHAKE! And he e-mailed us back!

Steph: !!! Why did you not involve me in this?!

Krispy: I didn't think you were--

Steph: I have a right to be involved in everything you do that doesn't require actual thinking.

Everyone: ...

Zalari: Like I said...

Anakin: Does it inspire pity and terror?

Zalari: Yes. Yes it does.

Wing: Poor poor jockey.

Krispy: Hey...are the Dragon Kings still...?

Zalari: Yes. They've developed this system of switching off.

Sseriya: It's quite effective.

Krispy: *watching Dragon Kings* I can tell.

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: This is ridiculous. We aren't getting any closer to that volcano.

Meanwhile II

Raven: This is ridiculous. We've been wandering in these tunnels for days...weeks...has it been months?

Silversong: Do not despair.

Raven: You do know that I do not enjoy being grounded, right?

Silversong: You birds are so amusing.

Raven: ...

Back in the Valley

Krispy: OH! And we named this pigeon at McDonalds Gary. And there was a bigger, fatter one that we named Alex. After Gary Stevens and Alex Solis of course. And we watched them fight over the pieces of french fries that we gave them. Gary was so cute. He was this thin, small, brown pigeon, and Alex was this fat one with a white-ish back.

Wing: ...

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: *shakes head*

Sseriya: *face palm*

Steph: How cute!

Sseriya: *smacks Steph over the head*

Steph: Ow! Why are you so self-destructive?!!!

Sseriya: Have you ever watched yourself on video?

Steph: ...

Krispy: And we said that the size of the pigeons symbolized their earnings because you see, Alex has more earnings than Gary so he's a bigger, fatter pigeon.

Anakin: If that Gary Stevens guy ever finds out about this...

Krispy: He'd be scared? Yes, but he's not going to find out, now is he?

Anakin: ...no...

Krispy: I had a horrible dream today.

Obi-Wan: Random change of subject.

Krispy: It really was terrible...so I think I'll blame it on Yuya. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YUYA! Your jealous! You're holding me back!!! *chucks a Government book across the Valley*

Obi-Wan: You really should not do that.

Anakin: Might hit someone.

*A faint "OW!" is heard in the distance*

Krispy: *shrug* Too late. Hey Sinc?re! I MISSED YOU and I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU! I love you so much. It's like....eternal and whatnot. You're my favorite person in this valley.

Anakin: Besides Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Sseriya: Besides Firalaer.

Steph: Besides Kamui.

Wing: Besides Yuya.

Zalari: Besides Silversong.

Krispy: Well, Silversong is special. He's like...the very beginning.

Silversong: The First. Hmm...I think I rather like that.

Krispy: SILVERSONG! WOLF! *GLOMP*

Steph: Wow! She unGLOMPed herself from Kamui for Silversong!

Wing: That's saying something, isn't it?

Silversong: *smile* Well then, I must get back to helping Raven overthrow you. Farewell. *disappears*

Krispy: Bye wolfie!

Sseriya: Winged Ones.

Steph: She's like 5.

Zalari: Like someone else I know.

Steph: Hey!

Krispy: Now, where was I? Yes, Sinc?re. You know that you're never getting away from me right?

Anakin: Neo-Sin?re. We forgot to name him too.

Krispy: True but nothing compares to the first, true Sin?re. Hey, I haven't asked in a long time. Can I have your boots?

Steph: Yeah! You have been well-behaved! You've glomped everyone else BUT Sinc?re!

Krispy: I know! The restraint is killing me! I deserve something, right?

Steph: Yeah.

Krispy: See! She agrees. NOW HAND OVER THOSE BOOTS, KNIGHT.

Steph: Hah! Scary, demanding, psycho-fangirl, all-powerful-EYE voice!

Krispy: Yeah Sinc?re. Don't make me lock you and all the Firalaer-look-alikes together in one room...for a week!

Steph: Yea--WHAT?!

Sseriya: We did not--

Krispy: ZIP IT! In any case, I'll give you time to think it over dearest Sinc?re for I must be off to study government and then plan the take over the world. Firalaer, I LOVE YOU STILL! And with that, I shall depart.

Steph: Aren't you going to--

Krispy: Oh and...*GLOMP KAMUI* I love you too! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:33 PM