Thursday, March 18, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: *sniffle*

Steph: ...?

Krispy: I think I'm sick.

Sseriya: You think? You like you're about to pass out.

Krispy: Mmm...kinda feel that way.

Steph: Dude! You suck! You're such a wimp.

Krispy: HEY! I woke up with my usual morning sniffling and then...IT DIDN'T GO AWAY. And I came home and my dad took all my daytime medication with him and now I have none--except those that will make me keel over in a minute!

Wing: Remember what stress does to your immune system?

Krispy: Damn you Wing! Why do you have to pay attention in psychology!

Obi-Wan: Because someone has to for you.

Krispy: ...*whimper* Don't you Jedi have some kinda of high-tech, futuristic thing for the common cold? Haven't you cured it yet?

Jedi: No.

Krispy: *sadness*

Steph: On the bright side...

Krispy: THERE IS NO BRIGHT SIDE! This is my 3 day weekend, my return to the Magical Valley! I NEED TO WAGE WAR ON YUYA!!!

Steph: WOOHOO!!! I'm in!

Sseriya: Where...is...that-that...

Everyone (except Steph): Yuya?

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: Is this destroying the Ring thing really going to help now?

Meanwhile II

Raven: Oh...well, Krispy's sick. That is not exactly pleasant.

Silversong: *popping in* No, it isn't.

Raven: ! Where did you--

Silversong: Just wanted to check up on your progress through the Paths of the Dead.

Raven: There are nothing but rocks...

Silversong: Oh, keep walking. Here's a torch. Remember, you were sent by me and you hold Anduril.

Raven: Right...

Silversong: Make you to ravel all this matter out, that I essentially am not in madness, but mad in craft. *disappears again*

Back in the Valley

Krispy: Alz...thanks for the writing. It made me feel better...

Steph: Though her nose is stuffed up and her eyes are watering and her head's starting to feel a little...

Krispy: Fine! I GET IT! I'm going to go medicate myself now and then SLEEP.

Steph: Good job.

Sseriya: Very perceptive.

Krispy: I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:19 PM

Tuesday, March 16, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Stress stinks.

Steph: ...that sounds like a deoderant commercial.

Krispy: Because it is.

Sseriya: Well something certainly stinks. *glare at side bar*

Anakin: Well, hostile take-over always stinks.

Steph: Says the one who falls to the Da--

Krispy: *jumps on Steph* Who falls into DA GAP!

Anakin: ...I really hate it when you do that.

Obi-Wan: That sounds like something I would say.

Wing: Because it is something you say.

Steph: *gets away from Krispy* Da GAP? Did you just say "the" as "da"?

Krispy: I had no choice! You were the one going around blurting out secrets of the future!

Nerilay: See the future, she does?

Steph: I can see the future?! Oh cool! Guess what? You're going to die tomorrow.

Krispy: ...thanks...that's just what I wanted to hear.

Steph: Not literally of course, but figuratively.

Anakin: She gives specifics.

Steph: Death by Calculus test.

Krispy: No duh! I could've told you that. Though, maybe death by stress and irony may be more suiting.

Sseriya: You were ill today.

Krispy: A little bit.

Zalari: Stress and irony?

Krispy: Oh well stress obviously--Calc test AND Psych test--but the irony comes from this: the effing Psychology test is on the chapter about STRESS. It's about how to deal with stress, the different kinds of stress, the effects of stress psychologically and physically and all that good stuff...IT'S STRESSING ME OUT!

Steph: I imagine so.

Krispy: And effing YUYA! YOU BASTARD! You think you can just walk all up in here and usurp my power?! HAH! I am the freaking EYE of the Magical Valley. I AM THE BEARER OF THE ONE RING AND AM THUS THE ONE TRUE KING!

Anakin: King?

Steph: You know Krispy and her gender-benders.

Anakin: ?

Steph: W00T! Inspiring! *claps*

Obi-Wan: You have not been here in a while.

Krispy: Nope! I missed all of you but not really because you all live in my head and so I actually associate with you guys every day!

Everyone: ...right...

Krispy: But I did miss things like squishing Wing and glomping Obi-Wan and licking Sincère.

Steph: When he finds out your back, I think he'll be stressed...both of him.

Krispy: You betcha. But he looks a little busy...as in his anger is turned elsewhere.

Sseriya: A good thing, I think.

Krispy: Quite. Well, I must be off to study now so that I can prove Stephanie's prediction wrong.

Steph: By the way, congrats on getting into colleges.

Krispy: I know! My future is semi-secure! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:31 PM