Thursday, March 04, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Eh! I'm the freaking EYE of this Valley. I will not tolerate any sort of uprising.

Steph: What?! Just because we're quiet, you think we don't keep an eye on this place?

Sseriya: No pun intended.

Steph: What do you think we are? Stupid?

Sseriya: Don't answer that.

Steph: Pfft! I watch this place like--oh look! Ice cream!

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: Ignore her.

Krispy: Besides, I've been busy battling The Plant and poll-working and all that. I will blog soon. As in tomorrow night or so because I have to go record Viggo on TV now. He rarely appears on anything so I gotta take this chance while I've got it.

Steph: Don't any of you try anything. It won't be that easy to just take over now that we're in control.

Krispy: Steph's not one to give up power without a fight. And she doesn't fight fairly.

Steph: Life isn't fair. Deal with it.

Krispy: Right...and I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:27 PM

Sunday, February 29, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Oh what a wonderful night it's been!

Steph: I KNOW! OMG! *bouncing up and down*

Krispy: I'm on such a high right now, I can't...I'm overwhelmed by...what exactly am I trying to do?

Sseriya: Will you get your act together!

Krispy: YES! Acting

Sseriya: What?

Steph: Oh Lord of the Rings! You rocketh!

Krispy: All hail the Return of the King! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!

Anakin: What is she raving about?

Sseriya: I thought you would know.

Anakin: Master Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan: What? I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. I was suddenly thinking about Master Qui-Gon Jinn's last mission.

Anakin: The Naboo invasion, when you first met me?

Obi-Wan: Yes.

Anakin: That's strange.

Krispy: No it's not. That's cuz Episode I was playing on FOX during the ACADEMY AWARDS!

Steph: And Lord of the Rings was nominated for ELEVEN Oscars and they effing WON ELEVEN OSCARS!

Krispy: Yep! Clean sweep! They went up there so many times--oh! It was wonderful. I'm so proud of them and so happy for them. The hobbitses: Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd were there. Liv Tyler and Sir Ian McKellan were also there. And of course Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Richard Taylor, Howard Shore, Annie Lennox, Barrie Osborne, and various other people who I probably don't recognize/can't name all that.

Steph: 11 beautiful golden Oscars--6 between just Fran Walsh and Peter Jackson!

Krispy: And the jokes that started coming up were funny. "Everyone in New Zealand has now officially been thanked" and "I'm glad Lord of the Rings didn't qualify for this category [winner of best foreign film]."

Steph: With those 11 Academy Awards, Lord of the Rings has tied with Titanic and Ben Hur for most Oscars won. AND to top that off, LOTR is a FANTASY and the Academy has traditionally shied away from giving the BEST PICTURE award to fantasy films and blockbuster films.

Krispy: BEST PICTURE, BEST DIRECTOR, BEST MUSICAL SCORE, BEST SONG! I am so happy. Can you tell?

Wing: ...no, we really couldn't.

Zalari: Should we clap for you?

Krispy: All hail the Lord of the Rings!

Everyone: Hail.

Krispy: *squeeing* I'm so happy! The hobbits were so cute. They were all in these black suits, and they all looked so nice. And they were so cute together cuz they're all around the same height. And when LOTR won Best Picture, they all had tears in there eyes! Sean Astin kept rubbing at his eyes as he stood to give Peter Jackson a hug. When Annie Lennox, Howard Shore, and Fran Walsh won Best Song, Annie Lennox was almost hyperventaliting. And the performance of Into the West was pretty. Oh and did I mention how cute the hobbits were?

Steph: Billy Boyd! Dom's hair! Heck, Elijah was looking pretty good! And Sean! *in a light British accent* Oh my dear Sam!

Krispy: And Peter Jackson embodies the phrase "rolly-poly." He's so cute and round. And he was wearing shoes!

Steph: I'm so sad. The LOTR trilogy is truly over. Here is where our friendship must end. I will not say do not weep for not all tears are evil.

Krispy: *sniffle*

Wing: Yeah, the "end" until the DVD comes out.

Sseriya: Then, Return of the King: The Extended Version.

Krispy: Quite true! *wipes away tears* Now, my dear birds, dragons, humans, Jedi, and--

Anakin: What? We aren't human? We get our own category?

Krispy: Well, you have powers a normal human doesn't have.

Anakin: Oh, okay.

Krispy: I bid you good night. I must now go study government and blast inspiring LOTR music in honor of this most momentous of occasions! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:49 PM