Wednesday, February 18, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Hehe. Stephanie's got some scary ones.

Steph: Cuz I rock.

Krispy: Mine were just like "krispy is a fireball of love and life." I mean, look at that.

Obi-Wan: ...

Anakin: But you're...

Sseriya: The evil sadistic monster.

Krispy: Yeah! I know. Weird, ne? Well, there were also these...

krispy is killed
krispy is soooooooooooo adorable
krispy is halfway to the gray side
krispy is a really cool guy

Steph: Hah! You're dead.

Krispy: Apparently I'm a guy too...er...NO. NEwayz, SINCERE! WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH?!!! And if you're the one, I say we get married.

Everyone: ?!!!

Krispy: Haha! Kidding! Oh, hope I didn't give him a heartattack or something.

Everyone: ...

Steph: ANYWAY! Back to me. Check this out. I rock and if this thing says otherwise, they can go choke on a chicken bone!

stephanie is no stranger to winning awards Steph: Right on!
stephanie is running
stephanie is the coolest Steph: Yep!
stephanie is all smiles Steph: *GRIN*
stephanie is always on top This is blowing up your ego...
stephanie is a member of the us junior international team and a gymnast you will be hearing a lot more about in the future Eh?
stephanie is considered to be one of the united states most promising elite gymnasts Steph: I'm good.
stephanie is running arms outstretch in haste
stephanie is originally from logan
stephanie is engaged TO WHO?!! Steph: Eh?!
stephanie is half manx and half american short hair
stephanie is not a career politician Steph: Nope, I'm not.
stephanie is stretching her horizons Steph: Yep, I am.
stephanie is licensed to practice in the state of texas as well as before the united states district court for the western district of texas
stephanie is ranked number one is her senior class and will be the valedictorian speaker at her upcoming graduation ceremonies WHAT?! When the frell did this happen?! I thought you flunked high school!
stephanie is a health and fitness journalist Right...
stephanie is very smart Hahahaha! Steph: I resent that.
stephanie is so afraid of germs Steph: WTH?
stephanie is looking forward to participating in 4
stephanie is first seen on raw on the 11/30/98 show Steph: ...
stephanie is 20 years old and possesses a very balanced view of the world Not balanced... Steph: 23.
stephanie is attacked and knocked out as she cases his candy store
stephanie is on thetrail of kenny
stephanie is a ballet teacher
stephanie is pregnant mothermania Steph: Why are these so weird?!
stephanie is sick No she isn't.
stephanie is living with aids at a time when doctors are hinting at a cure Stephanie, have you been sleeping around? Steph: I should hit you for that one.
stephanie is a certified group fitness instructor
stephanie is an experienced professional harpist who plays and teaches throughout the bay area Steph: I'm talented, aren't I?
stephanie is on a stake out with ranger "ranger" as in Ranger as in Strider, meaning Aragorn?! Viggo did have a little camp out on set! Steph: ...
stephanie is given what seems to be a simple assignment Steph: *sigh* It's never simple.
stephanie is now seven years old Steph: Hah! No longer 5!
stephanie is after a new bail
stephanie is also founder and president of spotlight on wisconsin
stephanie is expected to remain in a wheelchair when outside the home Injured? Hurt? Crippled?!
stephanie is a talented young singer frustrated by the lack of success she is experiencing with her lo Steph: Hey! Quite true! Though, I'm not frustrated. I'm rather happy with the lack of media attention. I have privacy.
stephanie is bad To the bone.
stephanie is one of them Sounds scary.
stephanie is active in professional organizations and is a regular presenter and discussant at the american economic association and american statistical
stephanie is when former students call to say ?thank you for believing in me
stephanie is supervising a number of research students working on projects within music education and social psychology
stephanie is reaching infamy for kissing just about everyone on the roster Stephanie! You dog! Steph: *glare* Enough with the sleeping around comments.
stephanie is a fourth grade teacher
stephanie is also the featured guest on hundreds of other radio shows around the country
stephanie is forever 17 Steph: Yes! For a while, there...I was 17 for a very long time. In fact, I still am! *points at Sseriya*
stephanie is quickly becoming quite a fast runner
stephanie is 16 years old and is part of our junior core at camp paz
stephanie is a happy girl who loves to dance and sing So true, it's not even funny.
stephanie is covered by a number of insurance companies and plans So not true, it's not even funny.
stephanie is clearly uninformed
stephanie is a fount of useless knowledge
stephanie is a professional bounty
stephanie is proud to be a graduate of the prestigious permanent cosmetics institute
stephanie is the woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with Awww! Zalari! You're so sweet!
stephanie is the whore of all whores *snicker* Steph: One more sleeping around quip and I will hurt someone.
stephanie is back
stephanie is molly in the musical annie
stephanie is the author of take back your life
stephanie is far too loyal I don't know whether I believe this or not.
stephanie is jason's younger sister
stephanie is currently in the studio recording her much anticipated second album
stephanie is checking on purchasing a sign 5
stephanie is most likely the anonymous woman who called her in the middle of the night
stephanie is a teen leader
stephanie is growing up into a pretty Steph: Yes, yes. I know I'm beautiful!
stephanie is up
stephanie is 17 years old and now a senior
stephanie is also very proud to have been recently appointed the director of digitaleve hamilton
stephanie is special to me because she was the only gerbil in a litter of six that was not agoutie HAHAHAHA!
stephanie is gekend in de klas
stephanie is one of the few female drivers that frequent worthington speedway on a regular basis Steph: I love driving. Very fast.
stephanie is also going though early intervention program
stephanie is a total babe I bet Flight agrees.
stephanie is a child trapped in a body that doesn?t work Steph: This is getting weirder and weirder.
stephanie is motivated to improve the quality of life in her district in terms of traffic congestion
stephanie is deaf Steph: WHAT did you say?!
stephanie is taking an editor's job at a hot new publishing house
stephanie is responsible for leading content development and analysis
stephanie is a bright Hahahaha!
stephanie is also the voice behind "the soul" in
stephanie is running Steph: Why am I running so much?
stephanie is a gifted writer I'm starting to feel bitter...
stephanie is forced to perform hla
stephanie is enchanting in her evening gown of turquoise satin covered with white satin lace and decorated with sequins and pearls
stephanie is now available to you For the bargain price of-- Steph: WHAT did I say about the jokes?!
stephanie is the oldest of our five children
stephanie is our valedictorian for new technology high school?s class of 1999 Why the frell are you so smart>?!
stephanie is cool and snobbish to her friends and acquaintances
stephanie is like a rose in my garden Whoever keeps inflating her ego, STOP IT.
stephanie is also an avid scuba diver
stephanie is very smart Again with the smart!!!
stephanie is my real one Someone is head over heels in LOVE
stephanie is not only a unique gift for yourself or someone you love Um... Steph: Again, WEIRD.
stephanie is loaded with new and exciting features What are you? Aibo?
stephanie is an australian who currently resides in los angeles I'm from Australia too!
stephanie is poor and desperate for a job as she recently lost
stephanie is very obsessive So freaking true.
stephanie is the singer/guitarist/whistle player/bodhr?n player for her celtic band
stephanie is diligently working on her third book Really bitter...
stephanie is crazy OMG! RIGHT ON!
stephanie is allowed up to four visitors at a time
stephanie is an accomplished poet and songwriter I hate you.
stephanie is struggling now
stephanie is currently in the studio recording her much anticipated second album
stephanie is nearly blasted Steph: Wrong Stephanie, thank you very much.
stephanie is home for the weekend
stephanie is me cesar from venezuela
stephanie is my brother Wow! Steph: EH?!
stephanie is a dustmite habbitat Steph: Weirder and weirder...
stephanie is a 3rd Steph: Blasphemy! I'm never THIRD!
stephanie is 18 months PREGNANT?! Steph: Shut up.
stephanie is that kind of friend about whom you say that with such a friend who needs enemies
stephanie is a real estate agent that is known in the community of rockwall for her dedicated client service
stephanie is an active member of the asian american journalists association STOP coming into my territory! You're not even Asian!
stephanie is in very good company You BET she is!
stephanie is pretty and uncommon Steph: You bet I AM!
stephanie is now developing the jester academy
stephanie is told to drop the case or she will be the fifth corpse Steph: Oh really? I'd like to see you deliver on that you bastard!
stephanie is that there is no one thing that makes her unique; it's a combination of things "unique" all right...
stephanie is wedding planning Who's the poor sucker? Steph: ...
stephanie is one of the increasingly few artists that allows people to use her art on their websites
stephanie is not at all impressed with the buffoons that have somehow
stephanie is left to bring their baby into THEIR BABY?! WHOSE BABY?!
stephanie is hooker i like it *stifles laughter* I'm not saying anything.
stephanie is ready
stephanie is right Steph: I'm always right.
stephanie is soooooo over Steph: WHAT?!
stephanie is so happy
stephanie is back
stephanie is the #41 most common female Steph: What the frell is that supposed to mean?
stephanie is legjp amatuer porno Hahahahaha. Steph: *smacks Krispy over the head*
stephanie is a woman of many faces
stephanie is gang danish porno
stephanie is buns sexx movie
stephanie is palloso brothel photo Oh my, my, my...for those last few. Steph: Someone is going to die.
stephanie is alittle bit of a valley girl? Just a little bit.
stephanie is restless oriental porn You're not ASIAN!
stephanie is sure to please Steph: Don't even.
stephanie is making a necklace using beads
stephanie is a porn doll I have no words. Steph: I am not amused.
stephanie is on the pretty page
stephanie is asked "what's your take on new country?"
stephanie is our newest addition to the amazing lineup
stephanie is now jerricho's bitch Who the frell is jerricho?! You realize that many people in this Valley would say, you better not be sleeping with ANYONE other than Zalari. Steph: ...
stephanie is finally out on her own
stephanie is completely at ease navigating in both
stephanie is a cute
stephanie is quite sensitive to anyone struggling with this disease because cancer has been a part of her life; her mother is a cancer survivor
stephanie is a self
stephanie is killed Steph: I'd rather not talk about that.
stephanie is 2 years old
stephanie is a talented latino girl whose big achievement is having the highest mcas score in reading You aren't Latino either!
stephanie is taking a break
stephanie is joined by a host of other memorable characters *Everyone else waves*
stephanie is a prolific writer of articles I didn't know you wrote so much.
stephanie is forced to choose between her husband and kurt Who and WHO?!
stephanie is also committed to the concept of "individual choice"
stephanie is a writing muse with a rather unhealthy obsession with stargate
stephanie is after the neighborhood candy store owner
stephanie is doing things that the rest of us take for granted Steph: Ya hear that?!!
stephanie is absolutely beautiful and so serene to look at Steph: That's right. Keep going.
stephanie is evolving and her life is it's usual topsy turvy roller coaster
stephanie is revenue manager of the town house company

Krispy: So the conclusion is Stephanie definitely has some kind of love life going on.

Steph: ...

Krispy: She also apparently has a secret "sleeping around" kind of life that we don't know about.

Steph: KRISPY!

Krispy: She's also extremely artistically talented and apparently extremely beautiful, and someone is definitely infatuated with her. She's also supposed to be very smart. You're planning a wedding?

Steph: You are so lame. I'm not talking to you.

Krispy: Yeah well. I have to study anyway. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:46 PM

Monday, February 16, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: I WANT TO SEE THE ANIME!

Sseriya: *glaring at Alz* She's trying to kill the Inspiration.

Steph: WHAT?!

Zalari: Do you feel the inexplicable urge to attack her?

Steph: Yep!

Wing: Take her down.

*A bunch of people from Krispy's side of the Valley attack Alz*

Krispy: ...

Anakin: Well, Alz should be happy that no Dragon Kings decided to tackle her.

Krispy: Alz. My Inspiration says that one's a warning. Next time you go around making threats, Dragon Kings will be part of that attacking party.

Wing: As much as we may like/dislike/hate/etc. that thing--

Rael: It is the source of our existence.

Steph: So leave it the frell alone or I will beat you into a pulp with my bare hands.

Everyone: ...

Steph: *smile* Sorry. Never had the chance to be school bully.

Obi-Wan: Krispy, I hope you do not plan to lick anything else.

Krispy: Er, no... I'm a bit grossed out about it myself. Besides, I shouldn't go around randomly licking things. That's unsanitary.

Anakin: Poor poor Sincère.

Krispy: But look! It worked, didn't it? Sasarra said I could keep Sincère! Like, if I licked...er...this One Ring, would you still want it?

Anakin: Ew...

Meanwhile I

Gwendolyn: *kicks lump of rock* How hard can it be to find a mountain spewing fire?

Meanwhile II

Raven: *to Houseki* I don't think I really knew what we were doing to begin with. We never had a plan...not exactly.

Silversong: Who needs a plan? You think Krispy actually has a plan? She's relying on us not being able to organize ourselves. She's not actually going to conquer all of Middle Earth--erm, the Magical Valley.

Raven: What do you call that droid army?

Silversong: A security blanket. Why hasn't she used that army to stop us or to stop the other part of the Fellowship?

Raven: Are you in denial too?

Silversong: Courage, Raven. Courage for our friends. Besides, Wing is our distraction.

Raven: ...he's not doing anything.

Silversong: Precisely.

Raven: ?

Silversong: Now here we are.

Raven: Where exactly is "here"?

They stare at a dark, ominous stone entrance into a mountain.

Silversong: *cheerfully* This is far, far away from the Dark Tower and even the center of the Magical Valley where all the commotion is going on. In fact, this is approaching the borders into Krispy's "world" or her mind, if you like.

Raven: In other words, the Paths of the Dead.

Silversong: Quite right. The way is shut. It was built by those who are dead and the Dead keep it. The way is shut.

Raven: ...I don't see any riders.

Silversong: Don't worry. I shall handle that part of the problem. I shall return to the Magical Valley and defend it from the White City. You must come there by a different path.

Raven: *stare at dark, scary entrance* This path, I suppose.

Silversong: Yes, very good. Don't worry. You have Anduril with you, and if that doesn't work, tell them I sent you. Good luck. And may the Force be with you. *runs back toward the Valley*

Raven: *sigh* I do not fear death. *trudges into the mountain*

Back in the Valley

*ROAR! SNARL! HISS! SMASH! CRACK! POP! BAM! SNAP!*

Black: *growl* That was my wing!

Ice: Oh really. I thought that was your bloated head!

Emerald: Will the two of you shut up? I can barely hear the screeching of that fox over your bellowing!

Ruby: Now, my dear brothers, we should be concentrating on the chase.

Sapphire: You are making this contest much too easy for me.

Smoke starts to clear.

Ice: *ROAR* The kill belongs to me! *suddenly dives, but comes up abruptly*

Black: No! The kill is mine. *starts chasing Tenshi into open air again*

Other Dragon Kings fall into a hunting formation behind him.

Steph: *checks watch* Oh, a lot of people have lost bets, haven't they? Well, FLIGHT! I'm ready to place mine.

Krispy: WIN BACK MY SUBARU-IN-A-BOX!

Steph: I say it will be over in about 3 more minutes at the claws of Lord Sapphire.

Sseriya: If she wins, you *to Alz* untie us.

Obi-Wan: *watching the Dragon Kings* Fire and ice and smoke...

Zalari: Lord Sapphire doesn't breathe fire, and he can breathe ice, but that is not what his kind are known for.

Anakin: Then what does he breathe.

Steph: *smile* Patience, young Padawan. Tenshi's about to experience it first hand.

Meanwhile III

Silversong: *stops in front of the Knights and shifts back into humanoid form* Greetings, noble Knights. I have a proposal to make.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:34 PM