Saturday, January 31, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Alz! I saw the squishy pillow at Brookstones! There were so many! And they came in so many colors and they were so SQUISHY!!!

Steph: It's like Wing! AS A BABY!!!

Krispy: Awww! BABY!WING!!! *GLOMP*SQUISH*SQUISH*

Wing: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE KNIGHT JUST LET ME GO!!!

Silversong: ...that does present a problem, now doesn't it?

Wing: DO SOMETHING!

Silversong: *flicks tail* Calm down. Who do you think I am? Gandalf the White?

Wing: WELL WHO ELSE ARE YOU?! You're part of the FELLOWSHIP!

Silversong: I'm dead.

Wing: You weren't tempted! And Gandalf "died" too! And look! You shimmer enough to be White!

Silversong: ...*rolls eyes*shares a look with Victoire* Birds...

Meanwhile I

Krispy: Well Wing, you lucked out...*goes EYE*

The EYE: DESTROYERS! *a whole bunch of those Meatball droids that come with their own blaster shields roll into view* BRING THE SINCERES TO ME!

Sseriya: As opposed to the "Halflings"?

Krispy: You see any Hobbits here?

Sseriya: No. *shrug* You send droids and not your Black Riders?

Krispy: You aren't wraith-like or all black covered.

Sseriya: That can be fixed. *changes the color of all her clothes to black & ties her hair up with black cloth so that very little blond is showing*

Krispy: ...you just want to go out there and hurt someone.

Sseriya: Well, as long as I'm on the "Dark Side"...

Obi-Wan: *sharply* WHAT?!

Anakin: Hmm?

Krispy: The dark side of this...er...TOWER! Yes because of the shadow caused by the sun!

Steph: Pfft. Yeah. That was good. *looks around* Hey! Where did Raven go?

Meanwhile II

Raven: So, which way is "Gondor"? Since the Great EYE has a droid army, do we not also have an army?

Silversong: *briefly pops back* Paths of the Dead. Nasty place, I would know, but your only hope. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to being Gandalf the White and seek the help of the "Eagle".

Raven: Shouldn't I speak the Rohirrim first?

Silversong: ...do what ever you want! *disappears*

Raven: ...Gandalf the White is grouchy.

Meanwhile III

Gwendolyn: I do not think we should wait for them any longer. The Fellowship is broken. We must press forward so that this thing can finally be ended.

Back in the Valley

Steph: *with two timers* 5 minutes and counting. That Tenshi is a lot more skilled than we all thought.

Krispy: Like I said, 7 minutes and 30 seconds tops.

Steph: Sure. Whatever. *watching the timer*

Anakin: You people really can multi-task.

Steph: If the situation calls for it. It's a skill, my dear boy. A skill.

Anakin: ...you're starting to sound like Bilbo now.

Steph: Am I?

Krispy: *whisper* That's what happens when you multi-task too much.

Anakin: Heh.

Steph: The people who can multitask are the people who win in war.

Anakin: Right.

Steph: Really. Ask Sseriya.

Sseriya: *in the distance, busy directing the droids and the Dragon Kings chasing Tenshi*

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Hey! Have you placed a bet Steph?

Zalari: It is unlike you to not gamble.

Steph: Hah! You're right! I am biding my time. I will make my bet soon enough. Flight! You don't mind me being a little late to join in on the gamling, right?

To the Chase

Anakin: Er, so Sseriya, who do you think is going to get Tenshi?

Sseriya: In the air, I would say Lord Sapphire.

Anakin: Sapphire? But he doesn't seem interested.

Sseriya: *smile* Airdrakes never seem interested in anything.

Anakin: ...

Sapphire: *laugh* Very good, Fair Emerald!

Ruby: But the little human has a point. When do you plan on becoming interested?

Sapphire: Patience, dear Brother. *glides along behind the Attacking Pack aka Lords Black, Ice, and Emerald*

Ruby: Well, if you don't mind Brother, I shall see you later. I want to get a swat or two in before there is no more of that unfortunate creature left for me to swat. *flies ahead*

Sapphire: *lowers his altitude and picks up some speed*

Black: CIRCLE HIM! *breathes out a long stream of black smoke, forming a dense cloud in the sky around Tenshi*

Ice: *hiss* How do you expect us to see the insect with all that smoke screening him?!

Black: *smirk* Lord Ice, then I am afraid, I will win this game. *dives into the cloud*

Emerald: Lord Ice, have you lost your skill in this game? *circles around the cloud and then enters at a chosen spot*

Ice: *snarl*follows them into the smoke*

Ruby: A game of blindness. *calling down to the other Dragon Kings* Lord Iron! Perhaps you would like to join us! *flies into the cloud*

Iron: *from the ground* Hmph. That speck of wasted existence is not worth my time.

Bronze: *laughing while circling the cloud* Perhaps you should consider Lord Ruby's suggestion. Of us all, you probably have the best sight in the darkness. *enters the cloud*

Sapphire: *contently circling and following the cloud*

Iron: *to Sapphire*smile* Perhaps I shall consider joining your game.

Sapphire: Make it a quick decision Brother. For soon, I am becoming interested.

Back on the Ground

Steph: No, Tenya-chan. You would be hard-pressed indeed to find where I get my "peppy, cheerleadery, girlyness" from. *checking the timers* 6 minutes and counting. I think it'll still be a while yet.

Anakin: Why?

Steph: Lord Black could've created a poisonous cloud, but he did not.

Kylin: *sigh* They are toying with him still.

Steph: *smirk* Get ready Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm about to place my bet.

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:17 PM

Thursday, January 29, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Just a quick little thing, Viggo Mortensen rocks.

Steph: He is Aragorn.

Krispy: And I'm starting to believe Aragorn is Viggo, but this is what I meant to post for. I basically spent all my extra time doing nothing productive or productful. I finally have "Into the West" on my computer, and it's pretty much in my range which makes me happy. It's a beautiful song. And one thing led to another and I looked up some of Viggo's work--paintings, photos, poetry. In any case, look at this POEM. It's called TEN AT NIGHT, and dude, it creeped me out.

Steph: And that's the evil!sadistic!Monster talking.

Krispy: Back off. In any case, I actually quite like it, but it's still creepy. I'll be back later. ALZ! BLOGETH YOU SHALL!

Steph: And check THIS out while you're at it. This girl is hilarious. She did the Fellowship condensed recently so that's there too. Haha!

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:48 PM

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 :::
 
Steph: *gasp* A STORY?!

Krispy: As long as it's not in song/poem format. Force, I cannot get through a chapter of Fellowship without running into someone singing or chanting or whatever-ing. It's nice and amazing but...kinda...tiring after a while. I think every freaking member of the Fellowship has sung something already...maybe not Boromir. I don't remember. Bah!

Steph: Oh Alz! It's been a long time since you told us a story!

Krispy: *smile* About my two favorite people too! *LOVES*

Sseriya: Is it just me, or does Stephanie sound...different?

Anakin: She sounds different.

Krispy: Yeah Steph. Don't use that tone of voice. It makes you sound 10...and scary.

Steph: I'm always scary.

Krispy: ...is that something to be proud of?

Steph: Yeah sure. Why not?

Krispy: *shrug* True. *goes flaming EYE*

The EYE: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

Steph: See.

Krispy: Yeah, that is cool. By the way... *going flaming EYE again*

The EYE: *to Sincère and Neo-Sincère*shining huge beam of light on them in the process of looking at them*I am watching you.

Sseriya: Of course you are. You need not worry about anything else. I shall crush anything that comes in your path.

Everyone: ...

Kylin: You are taking this rather seriously.

Sseriya: This is what I do.

Anakin: In your element?

Sseriya: *smile* Oh, not quite yet.

Anakin: I don't like the cryptic sound of that.

Sseriya: Of course you wouldn't. Now, little Padawan, run along and play.

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: *sharply to Flight* What is this about Sith?!

Krispy: OH! NOTHING! Sith? What Sith? What are Sith? There are no Sith here!

Obi-Wan: ...

Meanwhile I

Silversong: *to Victoire* Yes, it is much to ask, I understand but it is absolutely necessary. Unless, you would like to remain under the rule of the one, all-seeing EYE. I am sure, however, that if the EYE continues to rule, she will eventually return to claim what is hers. *indicates Wing* And that would be rather complicated, wouldn't it?

Wing: *mutter* Not to mention painful...this isn't going to work, is it?

Silversong: *ignoring Wing completely*

Wing: ...

Meanwhile II

Raven: *sigh* I suppose these...um...Elven cloaks will shield us from unfriendly eyes.

Anakin: *from out of nowhere, but helpfully* But not from heat scanners! I built those droids! I would know.

Raven: ...whose side are you on?

Steph: We will helps yous if yous will helps us!

Raven: ...

Anakin: Where did you come from?

Steph: I could ask the same of you.

Anakin: Will you stop doing that Gollum thing? It's scary.

Steph: Well, I am scary. Didn't I say that?

Raven: *walking slowly away as they argue*

Back in the Valley

Red: *totally clueless to the chase* What? Hmm?

Ruby: *from above* Lord Red! Would you mind creating a small lake of fire for us? In the space right before you should be fine.

Red: *shrug*spews out a whole bunch of lava, forming a small Lake of Fire*

Ruby: *smile* Thank you!

Black: HAH! Drive that fox into the lake!

Ice: *snort* An slow, icy death would have been more pleasant, but-- *relents*

Emerald: Death by molten earth could be amusing.

Zalari: I wasn't aware that Lord Emerald was evil.

Kylin: Same here...and I live with him.

Steph: *popping in out of nowhere* Where the frell do you think she got it from? *jerks a thumb at Sseriya*

Sseriya: I am not evil...though I've been called that.

Steph: Yeah. You're just cold, distant, cruel, and plain old mean! Bleh! *sticks tongue out at her*

Sseriya: ...you have the mentality of a five year old.

Zalari: Didn't I tell you that once?

Wing: *from far off* I'VE TOLD HER THAT BEFORE TOO!

At the Tower

Krispy: Dude, I'm tired. Need to study Econ.

Steph: You stop an entire epic to do homework?

Krispy: These are FINALS.

Steph: Is that your downfall? Studying? School? Homework?

Krispy: Do you want to face my wrath when I fail?

Steph: STUDY AWAY! We shall hold the fort! *salute*

Krispy: You are bizarre. *shakes head* In any case, WRITE MORE ALZ! It may...er...

Sseriya: I want you to know Alz, if you inspire her in any way, I will come after you personally.

Krispy: ...*smile* I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:04 PM

Sunday, January 25, 2004 :::
 
Silversong: *walking up to Wing* Hello Wing.

Wing: AUGH! NOT ANOTHER WOLF!

Silversong: *smile*

Wing: Listen, GET THIS FURBALL RELATIVE OF YOURS OFF OF ME!!!

Silversong: Well, that depends on whether or not you are willing to do a favor for me.

Wing: ...

Silversong: *grin* Good. Now you're listening.

From the Dark Tower

Krispy: DROID ARMY! Go stand around Mt. Magical Valley until you're needed for war with...erm...

Silversong: *helpfully* Gondor!

Krispy: YES! Gondor! ... GONDOR?! Who the frell is Isildur's heir?!!!

Raven: *to Houseki* I suppose that means I better keep a low profile.

Krispy: *to Sseriya* If Aragorn is anywhere in this Valley, you find him and bring him to me! Understand?

Sseriya: Perfectly.

Obi-Wan: *sigh*shakes head* Honestly...

Meanwhile in the Valley

Anakin: *uncomfortable* Er...but Flight, Master Obi-Wan told me that I wasn't allowed to. It is forbidden by the Jedi Code.

Steph: FIRALAER! You're very squish-worthy! You, Firalaer, should get a Golden...er...Golden EYE Award for squishability.

Sseriya: Wing is more squishy.

Steph: *considers this* Sorry Firalaer. She's right. Wing is squishyer. But you! I will think of something yet!

Krispy: *not the EYE anymore* GOLDEN GLOBES TONIGHT! If LOTR doesn't win something, I will be sad. Hey! Sinc?re! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!

Steph: That was good. Now, can you do that again but less AMERICAN?

Krispy: *in the Frodo accent* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Steph: Oh. That was good.

Krispy: Firalaer, you rock! You make me so happy!

One Ring: *glitter*glitter*shine*shine*

Krispy: Hey! You stop that! *clutches it in hand*

Meanwhile I

Black: *roaring at Yuya* THAT FOX IS MINE TO CRUSH!!!

Ice: *snarl* NOT if I get to him FIRST!

Emerald: *zooming ahead*

Ruby: *comfortably next to Bronze* Hmm, I had no idea Lord Emerald could fly that fast.

Bronze: Especially when he spends so much time in the forest rather than in the air.

Sapphire: We won't catch anything idly chatting back here, brothers! *picking up speed*

Black: *ROAR*dive*almost smashing self into ground in attempt to get Tenshi*

Ice: *trying to freeze Tenshi into a kitsune popsicle*

Black: *gliding low over the ground before beginning to climb again*

Meanwhile II

Gwendolyn: Winged Ones, I haven't seen Dragon Kings in that much action since...since...*can't remember--a testament in and of itself*

Around the Dark Tower

Silversong: So Wind Guardian, do we have a deal?

Wing: ...and if this lupine-kin of yours doesn't get off?

Silversong: Then things remain as they are. I would like to remember, however, that you did say you did not want to go against your brother.

Wing: Fine. But if Krispy--

Silversong: No. Krispy will not. You're too valuable as her personal squish toy.

Wing: ...how comforting.

Silversong: Isn't it?

Wing: Now then, GET THIS KNIGHT OFF OF ME!

Silversong: *to Victoire* May I ask you to return to me that bird? He is, in fact, mine. *smile*

Wing: THAT'S THE BIG PLAN?!!!

To the Valley

Luce: *popping out of nowhere* YYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *launches self into air and tackles Yuya with the force of 20 of the best football teams in the U.S.*

Everyone: *STARE*SWEATDROP*

Luce: *cheerfully**SQUISH!SKWISH!SQUISH!*

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:40 PM