Magical Valley v.12 Return of the Classic

The Inspirations and Residents of the heads of weird special girls need some room for ...expression.


and the bloggers are...

The Kick-Ass Blog Authors
Luce
Krispy
Alz

The Long-Suffering Inspirations
Tenshi
Silverfall

The Way Cool OMG-Inducing Knights
Deux
Cadecus
Inazuma
Kella
Pokka
Quicksilver
Étoile
Seraph
Sasarra
Savoir
Victoire
Incendie

The Cutest Couple Ever
Sseriya
Zalari

The (also) Long-Suffering Jedi Knights
Obi-Wan
Anakin

The Dizzang Shiny Dragons
Emerald
Bronze
Red
Blue
Black
Iron
Gold
Ruby
Sapphire
Crystal
Ice
White
Purple
Green
Brown
Silver
Storm
Tiamat
Kylin

The Aww-Inducing Cuties
Aegis
Wooya
Seastar
Tenyagetsu
Beast

The Pretty Blondes
Firalaer
Enestil
Stephanie

The Kismeti
Lucifer
Michael

The Mafia Queen and her Cohorts
Herself
Fushigi Panda
Mafia Guys

The Flaming Gay One
Zakaru

The Gay Ones
Wing
Firin

The Constantly Horny All-Rounder
Flight

The Whiny Knight
Sincère

...and his Other Self
Neo-Sincère

Really Cool Person That Luce Totally Didn't Forget
Firetail

People You Don't Want To Piss Off Velvet
Shinigami
Rael
Nerilay

Otha Kewl Pplz
Houseki
Gwendolyn
Escander
Idriel
Silversong
Raven
Imanierant

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inspired by Gennia


Saturday, January 24, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: !!! I WANT TO HUG FIRALAER TOO!

Everyone: *facepalm*

Steph: HAH! HE'S MINE!

Anakin: Why is everyone suddenly so possessive?

Sseriya: By "everyone" you mean her? *points at Steph*

Anakin: Yeah.

Sseriya: Dragons are very possessive.

Anakin: Oh.

Sseriya: And they like shiny things.

Wing: GET OFF!!! *trying to pull Victoire off*

Anakin: Doesn't that describe Alz?

Sseriya: *shrug*

Krispy: AND FIRALAER IS SHINY!!! *to Steph* No fair! Didn't anyone ever teach you to share?!

Steph: *grin*squish Firalaer* Yes. But I don't feel like sharing.

Krispy: But you're sharing with Flight!

Steph: ...dude, Flight just wants to hug people. Besides, he's not squishing Firalaer! He's squishing me--squishing Firalaer!

Krispy: You've got a point.

Sseriya: And what have we learned Stephanie about Flight getting within 5 feet of us?

Steph: Er...!!! FLIGHT! You have to go--er--manage the betting! GO! GO! GO! You're NEEDED ELSEWHERE!!!

Anakin: *to Obi-Wan* I'm not allowed to make lightsabers for people, right?

Obi-Wan: Right.

Anakin: Even if it's non-profit? Even if I donate all the money to the Temple or to charity?

Obi-Wan: Those who are not Jedi should not have Jedi weapons.

Anakin: Ok. Just wanted to make sure.

Obi-Wan: And Anakin.

Anakin: Yes Master?

Obi-Wan: You are not allowed to participate in the betting.

Anakin: *wilt* ...fine...

Meanwhile

Silversong: So...how do you want to go about getting this One Ring?

Raven: In the book/movie, the Ring was lost when Saron was defeated.

Silversong: We should slice off Krispy's hand then? Well, it is currently around her neck so...her head?

Raven: ...no.

Silversong: *laugh* It was only a suggestion.

Raven: You aren't taking this very seriously.

Silversong: You become less serious after you die. *smile* Besides, I have known Krispy too long. I cannot take her seriously anymore.

Back in the "betting arena"

Sseriya: Stephanie, Tenshi just called you brainless.

Steph: *cheerfully* DADDY! Tenshi just said I was brainless! I'm insulted!

Wing: THAT WASN'T VERY CONVINCING--

Emerald: *head snaps around*WHO INSULTED YOU?!

Black: *hiss* That fox is mine.

Ruby: Oh! Are we going on another hunt?

Sapphire: We should go on more hunts together. It is actually quite enjoyable.

Ruby: Yes. It is a pleasure hunting with you, Lord Sapphire.

Ice: *eyes glittering*tail snapping* It has been far too long since I last crushed something.

Bronze: *laugh* Lord Ice! You are finally getting into the spirit of things.

Zalari: *to Tenshi* I'd say you have a 50/50 chance of surviving this thing, at this point. Half of them actually want to hurt you while the other half of them see this as a game.

Kylin: *also to Tenshi* Then again, sometimes dragons--Dragon Kings especially--have their own definition for "game."

Sseriya: *off-handedly* And you two--the peacekeepers--are going to nothing about this situation?

Zalari: It's not that simple.

Sseriya: Really now?

Kylin: Dear sister, you do know that Dragon Kings have been known to kill their own heirs, right? Now, I am not the heir to the throne, so I cannot be sure whether or not Lord Emerald will give me a second thought before he blasts me out of existence.

Sseriya: You do amuse me.

Kylin: ...

Krispy: Did you know that there are TWO--not ONE but TWO--Sinc?res here?!!!

Everyone: ...?

Wing: *yelling out of frustration* DID YOU JUST NOTICE?!!

Krispy: You're mean.

Sseriya: Have you finally gotten over your shock?

Krispy: Huh? Oh yeah. I guess so. OMG! THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!!!

Everyone: ...

Steph: Haha! I win! Firalaer is MINE!

Anakin: *blink*blink* Can you not stand together? It's...weird.

Steph: HAHA! You're funny Brat-Child! Like I haven't heard that one before!

Anakin: no...seriously...it's weird!

Krispy: Well, in any case...*goes back to being the EYE*

Krispy the EYE: *suddenly on top of tower again* DRAGONS! ATTACK!

Obi-Wan: And so it begins.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:02 PM


Thursday, January 22, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Look! Faery!

FAE
You are blessed with FAERY wings. Beauty,
laughter, life, magic...that's what you are all
about. You are refreshingly innocent and happy
with your life of purity and play. Life's a
game and it's a good one. In your eyes there's
no way to lose! You can be very mischeivous and
have been known to cause trouble, but it's all
in the name of fun and not meant to really harm
anyone. You like to play tricks on people who
aren't quite as bright or clever as you - which
is almost everyone. Nature is the setting you
prefer to be in - Always. Barefoot and wild you
can't be tamed. You're probably a restless
spirit who loves to travel, and quite a
dreamer. Your creativity is astounding and your
art (of whatever media - from writing to
painting to drama) is like something from
another world - ethereal and often very
fantasy-oriented. You can either be a social
butterfly or a loner with their head in the
clouds - but rarely inbetween. You stubbornly
refuse to accept responsibility or to give in
to the wishes of others - unless you feel like
it. You have a strong passion for music and
can't imagine life without it. You'll grow up
someday, but you'll always be a child at heart.
You are adventurous and love to take risks, and
feel a deep connection with the weather,
plants, and animals. You prefer sunshine to
thunder or snow, the warmth of summer to
autumn's chill, and quiet forests to suburban
backyards. Magic through and through, you are
far more powerful than you seem, and are
capable of being extremely passionate. Though
you can be childish, naive, stubborn, and
self-absorbed, one thing is certain - life with
you will never be boring!


*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Steph: MY TURN! MY TURN!

Krispy: You scare me sometimes.

Steph: Good. Gotta keep you on your toes! MY TURN!!!

phoenix
You are a PHOENIX in your soul and your
wings make a statement. Huge and born of flame,
they burn with light and power and rebirth.
Ashes fall from your wingtips. You are an
amazingly strong person. You survive, even
flourish in adversity and hardship. A firm
believer in the phrase, 'Whatever doesn't kill
you only makes you stronger,' you rarely fear
failure. You know that any mistake you make
will teach you more about yourself and allow
you to 'rise from the ashes' as a still greater
being. Because of this, you rarely make the
same mistake twice, and are not among the most
forgiving people. You're extremely powerful and
wise, and are capable of fierce pride, passion,
and anger. Perhaps you're this way because you
were forced to survive a rough childhood. Or
maybe you just have a strong grasp on reality
and know that life is tough and the world is
cruel, and it takes strength and independence
to survive it. And independence is your
strongest point - you may care for others, and
even depend on them...but when it comes right
down to it, the only one you need is yourself.
Thus you trust your own intuition, and rely on
a mind almost as brilliant as the fire of your
wings to guide you.You are eternal and because
you have a strong sense of who and what you
are, no one can control your heart or mind, or
even really influence your thinking. A symbol
of rebirth and renewal, you tend to be a very
spiritual person with a serious mind - never
acting immature and harboring a superior
disgust of those who do. Likewise, humanity's
stupidity and tendency to want others to solve
their problems for them frustrates you
endlessly. Though you can be stubborn,
outspoken, and haughty, I admire you greatly.


*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Steph: HAH! I rock like a BEAST!

Krispy: Erm...that's actually pretty accurate...

Sseriya: Until it gets to the end.

Obi-Wan: I agree.

Anakin: I third that.

Steph: ?

Krispy: You are one of the most immature people I know...or at least, you like to sell your image that way.

Steph: *smile*

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: You aren't very wise either.

Steph: Whatever you say, other self! W00t! HAHA! Look! Sincère's fighting with himself! That's funny!!!

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: *thoughtfully* Why does that look and sound so familiar?

Sseriya: Me...and her. *points at greatly amused Steph*

Krispy: You take it.

Sseriya: *sigh*

goodbroken
Your wings are BROKEN and tattered. You are
an angelic spirit who has fallen from grace for
one reason or another - possibly, you made one
tragic mistake that cost you everything. Or
maybe you were blamed for a crime you didn't
commit. In any case, you are faithless and
joyless. You find no happiness, love, or
acceptance in your love or in yourself. Most
days are a burden and you wonder when the
hurting will end. Sweet, beautiful and
sorrowful, you paint a tragic and touching
picture. You are the one that few understand.
Those that do know you are likely to love you
deeply and wish that they could do something to
ease your pain. You are constantly living in
memories of better times and a better world.
You are hard on yourself and self-critical or
self-loathing. Feeling rejected and unloved,
you are sensitive, caring, deep, and despite
your tainted nature, your soul is
breathtakingly beautiful.


*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Everyone: ...

Krispy: That's...depressing.

Steph: That is! It's okay! I LOVE YOU! *squish Sseriya*

Sseriya: This...disturbs me.

Steph: *stops* Augh! Yeah, that is kinda weird. Er, I'll hug...Firalaer instead! *squish Firalaer*

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Aww, Sseriya! You have a beautiful soul!

Sseriya: *deadpan* I have a soul?

Krispy: ...er...yes. A conscience too.

Steph: *gasp* REALLY? I have a conscience?

Everyone: ...

Krispy: I'm not having this conversation. I'm going to go do hw now. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:23 PM


Wednesday, January 21, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: As all-powerful ruler of this Magical Valley, I order yet another break from the Quest.

Sseriya: Technically, you cannot order the Quest to stop because they are trying to stop you. It would completely defeat the purpose of their traveling to Mt. Magical Valley to destroy your One X-Ring.

Steph: Though, now that we haves the Precious, we haves no problemes. Nasty Fellowshipses.

Krispy: ...

Anakin: Don't do that. It's freaky. By the way Krispy, I built you your droid army.

Obi-Wan: WHAT?!!!

Everyone: !

Steph: That's the most emotion I've ever seen from Master Kenobi.

Zalari: Droid army?

Sseriya: You did not expect us to breed Orcs, did you?

Zalari: No, but...

Sseriya: Or clones for that matter.

Wing: Get...bird...off...

Krispy: *clears throat*I wanted to say HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Sseriya: *sees Tenshi stuck to side of Krispy EYE* Um...we can't have that, now can we?

Steph: No we can'ts. No. Nasty tricksy foxes, always trying to steals the Precioussss...

Sseriya: I thought so. *blasts Tenshi into dust*

Anakin: I guess that ends the betting.

Sseriya: No it doesn't. He will reform in a little while and then the Dragon Kings can tear him to pieces.

Anakin: Oh.

Obi-Wan: *trying to roll ball of anger away* You cannot participate in the betting.

Anakin: Master! I wasn't even thinking about it!

Krispy: *busy passing out Red Envelopes*

Luce: I bet FIVE CAMELS that Tenshi'll get it in 8 minutes and 20 seconds.

Krispy: That's rather um...exact.

Luce: *grin*

Krispy: Er...I have some...goats...WAIT! I have NEO-SINCERE IN A BOX!.

Steph: You're going to bet him?

Krispy: You've got a point. No. I'll bet this piece of lint.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: This rock.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: This can of soda and...er...*pushes covered glass box into view* Legolas.

Everyone: WHAT?!!!

Krispy: Haha! Kidding again!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: *unveils glass box* Not-so-drunk-anymore-Subaru!

Everyone: !

Sseriya: *smile* They are much easier to catch when they're not at their most...lucid.

Krispy: Tenshi will get it in 7 minutes and 30 seconds. By the way Sinc?re, I haven't forgotten about you. I LOVE YOU! And I LOVE YOU TOO FIRALAER!

Meanwhile

Silversong: So the Fellowship is breaking?

Raven: It seems so...*looking at the sword*

Silversong: Well, it works. I'm dead, Houseki is our "Elf", and you are our once and future king.

Raven: Shall we fetch the One Ring then?

Silversong: A bit difficult to steal the One Ring from around Krispy's neck, don't you think?

Raven: Then shall we draw the attention of the EYE so that it is blind to all else?

Silversong: *smile* The next line belongs not to me, so we shall await the answer of our Elf.

Steph: W00t! CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! PARTY!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:49 PM


Sunday, January 18, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Wow, I miss the Valley.

Steph: *glare* Really now? We couldn't tell.

Sseriya: Why are you back? Are you going to resume tormenting us?

Steph: I'm glad you're back!

Sseriya: I'm not.

Krispy: ...I love you both too...

Steph: Luce, I'm so proud of you. You danced so well...brought tears to my eyes.

Krispy: ...you really liked being a cheerleader, didn't you?

Steph: I was not a cheerleader, dimwit.

Krispy: ...*to Zalari* Where are these insults coming from?

Zalari: She's been...bored.

Krispy: Oh.

Steph: I was on drill if you must know and on dance. I would've been on flags but no one in the state of Florida would let me near flags.

Wing: *half-heartedly* Can someone please get this Knight off my back, literally?

Everyone: *ignores Wing*

Sseriya: So Krispy...

Krispy: Another thing, I'm er...the Ringbearer.

Everyone: ?!

Krispy: Heh. The One Ring really is scary. I mean, I was wearing it like this on a necklace...*points out One Ring on chain around neck*...and...

Steph: *staring at Ring* Where did you--where did you get that?

Krispy: *oblivious* From Krunchy's Monopoly set. NEwayz, as I was saying...

Sseriya: *suddenly interested* Krispy, why have you never shown us this before?

Krispy: Well, it's not like you didn't know about it. So as I was saying--*talking*talking*...

Obi-Wan: Perhaps you should put that away, Krispy.

Krispy: Wait! Let me tell you about how it affected Gennia, Luce, Gina, and even Shannon. I mean I was sitting in English and--

Steph: Can I see that?

Krispy: *still talking*

Sseriya: *eyes fixed on the Ring* You should not put something of such power on display. It will invariably attract--

Wing: *finally seeing the Ring* --unwanted attention.

Sseriya: Yes...much unwanted...*leaning towards Krispy*...attention...

Anakin: *covered in dust and dirt*returning from where ever he was* Hey Krispy! You're back--*sees Ring* What is that?

Krispy: *oblivious* It's the One Ring. You know the Ring of Power. So like I was saying, Gennia was all like--

Zalari: *eyes fixed firmly on the ground* Krispy, put that thing away.

Krispy: But I have to demonstrate! And then--

Zalari: Krispy, you do realize dragons have a great love of gold...and...enchanted objects.

Krispy: Yes but--

Sseriya: Let me see it.

Steph: Yes, let us see it.

Krispy: Er...see? *holds it up*

Steph: Krispy! You know what we mean!

Krispy: After I finish my story! Well, Luce goes--

Obi-Wan: Force...*trying Jedi meditations*

Anakin: *staring at Ring* I've never seen anything like it.

One Ring: *shining temptingly*being its usual treacherous self*

Sseriya: The Ring of Power...

Steph: Yes, my love, my precious...

Krispy: What did you say?

Sseriya: It is dangerous for you to be carrying that. Let us keep it for you. Safe.

Steph: Yes, safe. Away from those nasty dragonses.

Krispy: ...*starting to catch on*...er...?

Zalari: *starting to panic* Will you put that thing away Krispy!

Wing: But they're right. It isn't safe.

Obi-Wan: *meditating*

Anakin: No, not safe at all...

Zalari: Wing, concentrate on that Knight.

Wing: *snaps out of it and remembers discomfort* AUGH! GET OFF OF ME DAMN IT!!!

Meanwhile

Black: I cannot stand the revolting feel of this insect on my back! One of you get him off of me!!!

From the ground

Steph: *distracted for a second* Is there an echo in here? *shrug*turns back to Ring*

In the air

Ruby: Well, my dear Brother, that is what we have been trying to do.

Sapphire: We just did not know that you were so--

Emerald: *toothy smile* Squirmy.

Black: *snarl* JUST GET IT OFF!

Bronze: As you wish. *flies by and plucks Tenshi off*

Ice: Now crush it.

Bronze: That is not very polite, Lord Ice. Our gracious hosts would not appreciate that.

Ice: They hold us here like prisoners!

Bronze: Lord Storm would beg to differ.

Dragon Kings: *look at Storm*all snort*

Bronze: *gently drops Tenshi on the ground by Alz*

Black: *in a murderous rage* I will personally kill that vulpine--

Ruby: *blocking Black* Unfortunately for you, dear brother, we cannot allow you to do that.

Sapphire: *joining Ruby* Lord Bronze already explained.

Black: GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Emerald: Now, Lord Black--*eye caught by the glint of gold from the One Ring*--what is that?

Black: I WILL DO AS I--*distracted*follows Emerald's gaze*--what...

Dragon Kings: *start circling towards the ground*

Zalari: *panicing* They've noticed Krispy. Put that thing away before they realize what it is!

Krispy: Almost done. And then, I can't believe my friends were turning on--

Sseriya: The Dragon Kings. We must not let them have it. No.

Steph: No. It is ours. Ours. They won't takes it from us.

Sseriya: No, they must not. It is too dangerous.

Steph: It is our precious...

Krispy: *something finally clicking* Oh...OH! NO! BAD STEPHANIE! BAD SSERIYA! *smacks them both over the head*

Steph/Sseriya: OW!

Sseriya: Why did you--

Steph: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!!! It was shiny!

Krispy: The Ring of Power really is effective! You were like...Gollum!

Sseriya: Is that an insult?

Krispy: Sheez Sseriya. I thought you would be stronger.

Sseriya: Try resisting when one half of you is already completely absorbed by it!

Krispy: I guess I--

Zalari: *suddenly very cool, calm, and collected* The One Ring is mine and mine alone. Give it to me.

Krispy/Steph/Sseriya: !!!

Steph: OMG...he's like...

Sseriya: *to Krispy* Run.

Krispy: Eep!

Anakin: GIVE ME THE RING! *tries to tackle Krispy*

Obi-Wan: *still meditating*

Wing: Use the stupid thing to get this Knight off!!!

Zalari: *without hurry and with a great amount of control* It is mine. *starts stalking after Krispy*

Steph: NO! MY PRECIOUS! MINE! We wants it. Yes, yes, we do. Don't we my love? Yes, my precious. My precious. Not for nasty dragonses. *tackles Zalari*

Sseriya: ...I am extremely disturbed.

Wing: I'm sure everyone else is too. Help me?

Sseriya: *already not listening to Wing* KRISPY! You are THE EYE!

Krispy: What? Oh yeah! I am the EYE! Meaning, I'm supposed to have the Ring anyway! *climbing (with amazing speed) up the Dark Tower*going all-powerful, disembodied, fiery EYE* BACK OFF FOOLS! The One Ring is MINE!!!

Anakin: *snaps out of it* Eh? What?

Dragon Kings: *landing*looking around*

Sapphire: It is gone...

Ruby: What were we looking at?

Sapphire: I do not...remember...

Zalari: *also back to normal* Stephanie...that hurts.

Steph: *as normal as she ever gets* Oh Zalari! You're so cute! You're my precious!

Zalari: *strained smile* That's nice...

Sseriya: Krispy, you do know how to make things interesting.

Krispy: *smile*

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:06 AM




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