Saturday, January 03, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Dear Gods, it's 2004.

Obi-Wan: And you are already doing math homework.

Krispy: I'm making up math homework. I saw a lot of LOTR stuff yesterday. I'm having a LOTR overdose, I think.

Steph: *clinging to Sincère's arm so that he can't get away* What do you mean LOTR overdose? You can never have too much LOTR.

Krispy: You know David Wenham aka Faramir? He was in Moulin Rouge. He was Audrey, the poet Christian replaces.

Steph: WHAT?! Wow, didn't recognize him at all under all that make-up!

Krispy: I know!

Steph: That's weird...Faramir...hmm, I like him a lot better as Faramir.

Krispy: Yeah. And Aragorn's 87.

Steph: WHAT?!

Krispy: I don't know whether or not I should be devastated cuz I mean, Force knows how old Legolas is then.

Steph: *shrug* True. Whatever. I mean, Zalari's like 120 or something and Wing's like pfft...I don't know. Older than moss.

Wing: ...moss?

Steph: Older than moss.

Anakin: No, that's Master Yoda.

Steph: Oh yeah! That is Master Yoda.

Obi-Wan: Padawan, that was inappropriate.

Anakin: Sorry Master, but you know it's true! Don't you think Master Yoda is older than moss?

Obi-Wan: No, but if you must say it...He is older than fungi, not moss.

Anakin: Right! That was it. Fungi.

Steph: Dude Wing! You're like 800 some odd years old?

Wing: ...I am not older than moss or fungi.

Steph: Well, in any case, Aragorn's not that old and he's supposed to be some special race of men or something anyway, who have long lives so that's not weird right?

Krispy: Yeah and Arwen's probably way older than he is anyway.

Steph: Exactly. Besides, Aragorn still rocks like a beast.

Krispy: I had an LOTR dream last night.

Sseriya: Maybe you are having too much of that.

Krispy: Faramir and Boromir were in it. Not bad really since I like them.

Steph: No, not bad at all.

Krispy: They were so cute together in that flashback. They should've kept it in the movie! Awww! I want to watch Fellowship!

Silversong: After you finish your math, I think.

Krispy: *whimper* Yes. After. I miss Boromir.

Steph: You are so weird.

Krispy: Anyway, I blogged to say WHERE THE FRELL ARE THE REST OF YOU?!!! Okay, well I know what Luce is doing.

Sseriya: Matching your 4 plus hours of Two Towers with 5 hours of Pride and Prejudice.

Krispy: Yeah and reading fanfiction and the sort, but ALZ! WHAT THE FRELL ARE YOU DOING?! I know you're done with English hw, so...WHERE ARE YOU?! Interspersed between all these LOTR and movie watching, I have been frantically trying to make-up my school work. SO I BETTER BE SEEING SOME WRITING AND DRAWING FROM YOU BECAUSE I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

Steph: Oh! The first threats of the New Year! I like! Go Krispy!

Krispy: Yeah, and now, Ladies, Gentlemen, Dragons (Kings, Queens, princes, of Earth, of Heaven), Immortals, Undines, Knights, Birds, Wolves, members of the jury, etc. I leave you now so that I may (hopefully) finish my math homework. And, I still love everyone who I usually proclaim my love for but I'm too lazy to go through the list right now. I am out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:33 PM

Thursday, January 01, 2004 :::
 
Krispy: Omg, Firalaer, I love you.

Wing: She likes to state the obvious.

Silversong: She's rather stunned, isn't she?

Obi-Wan: She is.

Steph: *to the Knights* If Krispy weren't so busy drooling over Firalaer, she would say that y'all rock our socks! Cuz you do! *squish Sincère again*

Anakin: Is he really that squishable?

Steph: No, not really. He's actually pretty hard and painful to squish, but *shrug* he's kyoot.

Anakin: ...heh...

Steph: Dude, chivalry rocks. Chivalry is like "parley." It's this magical, wonderful thing!

Anakin: Only because it's an advantage for you.

Steph: Anakin, I used to be Sseriya--cruel, ruthless, cunning. That was part of the rep. I took every freaking advantage thrown my way. Like "parley," saavy?

Anakin: Saavy.

Steph: And Incendie, you're so sweet. There are definitely some major advantages to being female and being royalty.

Wing: Yes, I would call it an advantage to have dragons for relatives.

Steph: They are quite scary, aren't they?

Kylin: *toothy grin* Just a little.

Iron: Were we just...

Black: Did that fox just...

Brown: He kissed us.

Ice: *hiss* The creatures in this-this-this Valley...

Blue: I think I am beginning to appreciate the Halfling a little more.

Sapphire: *smile* She has a little more restraint.

Ruby: *laugh* There are simply lines she was unwilling to cross. Thank you, Fire Servant.

Emerald: Happy New Year to you too.

Silver: Lord Storm, won't you show a few more signs of life?

Storm: *smile* Happy New Year.

Dragon Kings: ...

Selendrile: *ruby eyes glitter* Oh, I will be finished with you long before that time.

Steph: Er, Alz, you really really don't want to mess with an angry Selendrile. She's been an enchanted weapon for 3000 years and counting now. And Force knows how long she, herself, has been around. She knows tortures that, heck, Yuya couldn't come up with.

Wing: *blink* Did you just--

Anakin: Say his name without stumbling all over it?

Steph: Eh? Oh Yuya? It's a New Year. Let's start over. Yuya, you're still a bastard, but I accept that now. You're like my dimwitted brothers and those obnoxious Dragon Kings over there. It's not going to change. You can't help it and Force knows I can't help it so I just have one thing to say to you. May you and Itty Bitty live a long and prosperous life together.

Dragon Kings: *annoyed*

Kylin: That statement excluded me, right?

Steph: Dear Kylin, you are the most dimwitted of them all, and that's why I love you.

Kylin: Hah.

Gwen: *blink at Sasarra* I take back every bad thing I've ever said about any knight.

Steph: Seriously. Hey Sseriya! Why the frell don't we like knights again?

Sseriya: *ignoring Steph*to Zalari* That was a bit reckless, now wasn't it?

Zalari: Yes, a little bit. *kisses her*

Steph: ...dude...

Wing: What was she saying about not loving or whatever?

Steph: Don't listen to a word she says. We're compulsive liars.

Wing: Hah!

Steph: Obi-Wan! I'll be coming after you later.

Obi-Wan: ...Anakin, how fast can you dig a new trench?

Anakin: *smile* Don't worry Master. Don't worry.

Steph: Oh Sincère, you need to lighten up and loosen up. *squishing him some more* You are in a very privileged position. Enjoy it because you won't have women chasing you forever.

Silversong: *smile* Unless, of course--

Raven: *smile* You are immortal. *raises his glass*

Steph: Cheers to that, mate! Cheers to that.

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:05 AM

 
Steph: Awww Sincère, you're so cute. You're lucky I'm not drunk, otherwise I'd probably take advantage of you.

Selendrile: Alz, I have some business with you.

Sseriya: *completely ignoring Alz*

Krispy: !!!

Wing: Dude, I think Krispy is going to die of happiness.

Anakin: Melt, at the least.

Krunchy: DRAGON! EAT that @#*&$^!#*$*&%*!#$&* NAME-STEALING #@*#@$(!@&!!!

BoBo: AKA Fuuma.

Gold: *ROAR*starts chasing Fuuma along with Fushigi Panda*

Krunchy: Good dragon.

Steph: You realize, I do this for Krispy. *squish Sincère* I love New Year's.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:16 AM

 
Krispy: I love you Firalaer! *SMOOCH*

Anakin: Er...happy new year, Master. *hug*

Obi-Wan: *a little surprised*smile* Happy New Year Padawan. Another year with Krispy.

Krunchy: SILVERSONG! *kiss*squish ears*

Sseriya: *sigh*shrug* Eh, happy new year. *kiss Zalari*

Zalari: !

Rael: !

Red: !

Gold: !!! HUMANS!!!

Silver: *snicker*cough*

Nerilay: Bird! *kisses Wing*

Wing: Augh! Don't call me that!

Raven: *smile*

Steph: *KISSES Sincère* That would make two kisses, yes? *GRIN*

Anakin: Heh, she's traumatized that Knight for the rest of his life.

Krispy: *HAPPINESS* Somebody smooch Yuya, yo!

Kylin: Happy New Year.

Dragon Kings: Mmmmhhh...

Krispy: Question, where the frell is Luce?

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:06 AM

 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:00 AM

Wednesday, December 31, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Oh dear Force! I've been trying to get online for the past HOUR!

Sseriya: *cutting apart Streamers of Fate like a mad woman*

Steph: We are mad, woman.

Krispy: ...right...In any case, NO Sincère! You can't leave! I absolutely forbid it!

Sseriya: FREE AT LAST! *pulling shreds of Streamers off of her*

Steph: Woohoo! Sseriya, Zalari's all yours! I'm claiming one of these fools! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *runs off*

Zalari: *takes a deep breath* I will never take breathing for granted ever again.

Steph: *yelling back* "Never's an awfully long time."

Wing: Quoting Peter Pan.

Steph: *dives into the crowd of Knights and fishes out Sincère* Hello there. *SMILE*

Krispy: Stephanie, because I cannot find my Inspiration and because splitting myself into other people would be too frightening. Go ahead. You've solved my problem.

Steph: Nick Hunting gave me a lot of skills. Happy New Year Sincère, dearest!

Krispy: W00t!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:57 PM

 
Krispy: Oh, I hate you Alz.

Sseriya: You aren't the only one...

Steph: I say we get her...together...

Zalari: Does anyone have scissors?

Krispy: *stare at Neo-Sincère*stare at Sincère* Oh this is weird.

Wing: You look...confused.

Krispy: Well...this is weird!

Wing: How is this any weirder than Stephanie and Sseriya?

Steph: What's so weird about us?

Wing: ...I refuse to answer that question.

Steph: What?!

Sseriya: *would facepalm if that were possible*

Krispy: I don't know. It's just...weird. GAAAAHHHH!!! There are too many pretty people in here!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP MY MIND ABOUT THIS WHOLE KISSING BUSINESS?!!!

Anakin: As long as you don't kiss me again.

Krispy: Bleh. Wouldn't think of it Brat-Child.

Anakin: Good.

Krispy: *whimper* But it's Sincère! He's BACK!

Sseriya: Augh, she's whining.

Steph: You know, that means she really is torn.

Obi-Wan: So she really does love Sincère?

Krispy: Do you question my love, Master Kenobi?

Obi-Wan: No. You just seem to throw that word around.

Krispy: Good point, but no. I LOVE Sincère, like I LOVE Firalaer...like I LOVE you.

Steph: That's a lot of love. SOMEONE HELP US!

Sseriya: Apparently this stuff isn't flammable.

Zalari: ...you tried to set it on fire despite the fact that we are TIED with it?

Sseriya: It wouldn't have hurt!

Zalari: ...

Steph: Scissors? Dude, Selendrile can't get through this stuff. What the frell makes you think scissors will do it?

Zalari: You know in Greek mythology, the Fates?

Sseriya: Dear Force, Greek mythology--how do you know all of this?

Zalari: If you looked around in Krispy's head, there actually is quite a bit of information.

Krispy: ...I think I resent that.

Zalari: In any case, they cut the strings of Fate, don't they?

Steph: Oh thank the Force! You're so smart!

Sseriya: Selendrile, do you think you could transform into scissors?

Selendrile: *mutter* The things I do... *starts changing*

Krispy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! What do I do?!!! I need to glomp Sincère or something...because it goes against my every belief to not do those things. It's my purpose in life to love Sincère and glomp him and stuff like that!

Everyone: ...

Wing: Dude, she's insane.

Anakin: What else is new?

Silversong: *to Krunchy* I've been claimed? All right then. *smile*

Krispy: *crisis*crisis*crisis*

Gwen: *being dragged off* Eh?

Krispy: WHAT AM I TO DO?!!!

Sseriya: Get a grip. You can't have it all.

Krispy: I don't want it all! If I wanted it all, I'd be after Kamui, Obi-Wan, Yuya, a whole bunch of other Knights, Nataku, Kakyou, Subaru, Aragorn, Legolas, Christian, Clef, Ewan--

Anakin: We get it.

Krispy: I've narrowed it down to TWO people; Firalaer and Sincère. I mean, look at this choice I have to make!!!

Steph: *shrug* Seems like a no-brainer to me.

Krispy: It's not that simple!

Zalari: Nothing is simple with you.

Silversong: Your love is a complicated thing.

Krispy: *cries*

Obi-Wan: Well, you have a group of Knights to consider if you do decide to go after Sincère.

Krispy: Oh pfft! I'm not worried about them!

Anakin: Arrogance?

Obi-Wan: I'm not sure.

Krispy: No really. I'm a BLOG AUTHOR. I deal with those beasts! *waves hand at Dragon Kings* You think I'm going to let a few pretty Knights stand between me and the love of my life?

Everyone: ...

Krispy: What?

Sseriya: Love of your life?

Steph: She's snapped.

Anakin: What a way to phrase things.

Wing: Exaggeration.

Krispy: Ok, so that's an exaggeration. BUT STILL! Oh, damn you Sincère for making me like this!

Selendrile: *finally done changing into scissors* One word of this gets out...

Sseriya: Don't worry.

Krispy: Maybe I should set my Inspiration on Sincère.

Everyone: *STARE* What?

Silversong: *blink* The Inspiration?

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:24 PM

 
Krispy: Before I reply to Alz's blog, FIRALAER! I CLAIM YOU! *smile* Now I read Alz's blog.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:44 PM

 
Krispy: She gave up?

Wing: She still hates you.

Krispy: *shrug* Ah well.

Sseriya: But Alz...I really do need to use the bathroom now!

Steph: Really?

Sseriya: ...no. Not really.

Steph: ALZ! This isn't funny! I mean, I can't turn without--

Sseriya: Turning everyone else! WILL YOU STOP SPINNING AROUND?!!

Zalari: Squishing me...to death...

Anakin: Um...I wouldn't say that if I were you.

Krispy: Zalari, what are you complaining about? You've got TWO women tied to you.

Zalari: Krispy.

Krispy: Ok. I'm going to shut up now. It's my fault. I'm sorry.

Steph: YOU SHOULD BE! ALZ! RELEASE ME AT ONCE!

Zalari: Impressive.

Sseriya: But ineffective. I do not want to start the New Year this way!

Steph: We must resort to desperate measures.

Sseriya: Indeed, we must.

Krispy: Oh! Dramatic like...like LOTR! Oh Firalaer, my love, my precious--

Obi-Wan: Anakin.

Anakin: Yes Master. *goes and smacks Krispy over the head*

Krispy: Ow! What the frell? WHAT KIND OF KNIGHT ARE YOU?!

Anakin: *smile* I'm not a Knight. At least, not yet.

Krispy: ...how long have you been waiting to say that?

Anakin: A long time. I love Master Obi-Wan. *toasts him*

Obi-Wan: ...Anakin, you should not be drinking that.

Anakin: *shrug* Cheers! *downs a cup*

Obi-Wan: ...

Krispy: *cough* Firalaer, dearest, I love you muchly! You rock like a beast. I'd love you even more if I hadn't just watched Return of the King again and am thus still pining after Aragorn. And OMG Legolas is so freaking pretty. Just give me a second to recover. *pines after Aragorn some more* Ok! I love you FIRALAER! *squish*

Red: *blink*blink*

Ruby: You look confused Lord Red.

Red: *blink at Ruby* What just happened?

Black: *sneer* They just cooked hot chocolate on you.

Red: Eh?

Green: How exactly did they manage to flip you over?

Red: *blink*

Other Dragon Kings: ...

Bronze: Hmm...*stare at Zalari, Sseriya, Steph bundle* Are you have fun, Zalari?

Zalari: ...I don't appreciate that.

Bronze: *laugh*

Krispy: Lord Storm! Queen Tiamat! NO BABY DRAGONS!!! We don't have enough food to feed more dragons!!!

Wing: Especially hungry baby dragons. *glare at Victoire* I think I'm starting to develop an aversion to wolves. Er, no offense, Silversong.

Silversong: None taken. I enjoy being here and having company.

Steph: Aww! SQUISHY WOLF!

Sseriya: Stop jumping around like that!

Zalari: Please.

Krispy: Firalaer, I can't dance. You're being too nice again. Any lightness of foot I have at this moment is a result of wanting to keep away from Alz. Moving targets are harder to hit, right?

Steph: Um...just a question Alz, which way are we facing? I mean...yeah...

Sseriya: Do not draw her attention back upon us!

Wing: You make her sound like--

Anakin: *Darth Vader voice* The Eye of Sauron.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: *STARE*

Anakin: *clueless* What?

Krispy: Firalaer, why are you so wonderful?

Steph & Sseriya: ...

Raven: I love Wing because he is such a brat.

Wing: What?! You drank some?

Raven: *smile* Wouldn't you like to know.

Wing: ...you drank some...

Sseriya: ALZ! LET US GO AT ONCE!

Steph: Or we'll...cut Legolas' hair!

Sseriya: ...not the threat I was looking for but okay...

Krispy: In the spirit of BSB's Millennium, the Countdown is on!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:52 PM

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 :::
 
Sseriya: Um...I can't move.

Steph: Because you're tied up silly!

Wing: ...by Fate, apparently.

Steph: Tangled and tied forever with ZALARI!

Sseriya: ...you drank the sake, didn't you?

Steph: *innocently* Me? No, of course not.

Zalari: Are streamers supposed to be this...strong?

Sseriya: No.

Both: ...

Steph: Where's Krispy, yo?

Sseriya: Can you untie us?

Steph: *completely ignoring Sseriya* Krispy? Oh Krispy?

Wing: *ignoring Flight* Maybe she did go angst herself to death...doesn't sound like a bad idea...

Sseriya: Someone untie us? Please?

Wing: Did you just say please?

Sseriya: *glare* Don't act so shocked.

Anakin: We would untie you, but we're afraid of Alz. I mean, for all we know, Krispy is er...dead.

Wing: Because of Alz.

Zalari: You know, this wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't having so much trouble breathing.

Sseriya: ALZ! What am I supposed to do if I need to go to the bathroom?!!

Steph: Do you?

Sseriya: No, but hypothetically!

Obi-Wan: It seems Alz is preoccupied with hunting Krispy down.

Anakin: As Stephanie said before Master, where is Krispy?

Silversong: I believe she is currently buried under those papers over there.

Raven: *sticks a hand into pile of papers and pulls Krispy out* I found her.

Krispy: *confused* Eh?

Steph: *cheerfully* ALZ WANTS TO KILL YOU!

Krispy: Again?

Everyone: ...

Kylin: She's threatened that much, huh?

Sseriya and Zalari: *nod*

Steph: Especially in areas concerning ME! Er...them! Us!

Krispy: *smile* I am so back. I mean, Germany had me so tired and cold that all I could think of were neutral scenes, happy scenes, or warm and fuzzy scenes. Wait, I take that back. I figured out Silversong's entire tragic past while in Germany--but that was only because I was experiencing the cold and snow first hand! Besides, it wasn't all sad because then there was Falke and--

Silversong: Krispy, dear, you are getting distracted.

Krispy: Oh yes! Well, the point is, I haven't been my usual evil sadistic self in a while and well--BAM, my Inspiration went back to its old self and there we go. *SMILE* I'm back! "Oh the cleverness of me!"

Sseriya: *staring at Krispy* What is this feeling...

Zalari: *also staring at Krispy* Fear. It's fear.

Sseriya: ...how...pleasant...

Steph: WOOHOO! Krispy's back and quoting Peter Pan!

Sseriya & Zalari: *STARE at Steph*

Sseriya: *to Steph* I would smack you if I could.

Steph: BUT YOU CAN'T! HAH!

Zalari: *to Sseriya* She did drink something, didn't she?

Obi-Wan: One can never be too sure.

Wing: Especially with your "new and improved" self.

Anakin: New, maybe. Improved? I'm not so sure.

Krispy: *sees Alz charging her* AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *jumps into trench*

Silversong: Do not worry, Krispy! There is still hope!

Steph: The future is undecided!

Wing: *watching Alz* I don't know. Looks pretty decided to me.

Raven: No, there is always hope.

Wing: ...Why are all of you people suddenly so "hopeful"?

Raven: Because if Alz kills Krispy, then Zalari and Sseriya will forever remain apart.

Wing: *look at Sseriya and Zalari* Um...they don't look very "apart" to me.

Sseriya: Do you realize, Zalari, that we cannot sit.

Zalari: Well, I can't really breathe either so, that's the least of my worries.

Raven: ...apart...that is, outside of the Magical Valley.

Wing: Tell that to Alz.

Krispy: *shouting from the trench* Can you glomp people together? Like how does that work?

Sseriya: Damn it Krispy! Why did you have to go and write a thing like that! Now I feel bad about dying!

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: ...not that I had a choice...exactly...

Zalari: At least, I hope you did not choose to die.

Sseriya: *nervous laugh* Heh, long story dearest...maybe I'll tell you one day.

Zalari: ...

Krispy: *shouting from...somewhere* Hey! Wanna know the 5 stages of sleep? Want me to descibe six different sleep problems: insomnia, nightmares, night terrors, sleepwalking, sleep apnea, and narcolepsy? Did you know that we dream in "real time" like how the TV show "24" is in "real time"?

Anakin: Huh?

Iron: What is that human babbling about?

Anakin: I don't know, Lord Dragon. You tell me.

Iron: *a bit ruffled by Anakin's tone*

Anakin: *too distracted by Sseriya trying to break Streamers of Fate* Do you need a lightsaber or something?

Sseriya: I need to be able to use my hands properly but they're sort of tied down!

Zalari: What are these things made of?

Alz: *from a distance* FATE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Krispy: Hey Alz! Did you know that I may be drunk and not realize it?! Alcohol is a depressant, not a stimulant!

Silversong: She was doing her psychology homework.

Obi-Wan: The chapter on consciousness?

Silversong: Yes.

Krispy: Awww...listening to Evanescence's "Last Breath." ZALARI! Don't die!!!

Zalari: Well, I'll try not to. Sseriya, you're choking me by pulling the Streamers like that.

Sseriya: What? Oh, sorry about that.

Steph: You know, Neo-Sincère, with an attitude like that...well, now we're afraid of letting you out of that glass box. Though...*wince at sight of Flight and Zakaru "dancing"*...I totally understand where you're coming from.

Storm: *quietly* I love the beautiful queen, Tiamat.

Steph & Krispy (from a distance): AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Kylin: He drank something?

Raven: I doubt he needed to drink anything to say that.

Kylin: True.

Gwen: *to Sseriya* I hope you do not expect me to treat people for hangovers.

Sseriya: What about insanity? Can you treat people for insanity? *starting to panic* I hate being tied up!!!

Gwen: What d'ya think I am? A shrink?!

Silversong & Obi-Wan: *knowingly* She drank some.

Gwen: What?

Nerilay: *giggle* Offered her a drink, they did. And we are thirsty, so naturally, drink we do.

Anakin: You had some too?

Nerilay: I love my sweet bird. A pretty little thing, he is.

Wing: ...why did you have to get her going, Brat-Child?

Anakin: I think you need a drink.

Wing: *glare*

Gold: *preening* I love myself because I have every reason to.

Silver: *rolls eyes*mutter* I hate his narcissism.

Gold: What was that?

Silver: *deadpan* You are absolutely stunning, brother.

Gold: Of course.

Silver: *under breath* How do I put up with this...

Bronze: How do you?

Silver: *dragon equivalent of shrug*drinks some more sake*

Zalari: *half-heartedly* No...don't drink what they give you...why do I bother?

Sseriya: Because you're too nice. You let people like me walk all over you.

Zalari: Yes, but I don't mind letting you walk all over me.

Sseriya: ...you should mind. I've got muddy boots.

Zalari: Sseriya, always avoiding issues you'd rather not talk about.

Steph: HEY! It floats our boat!

Sseriya: *would facepalm if her hands weren't tied down*

Krispy: *hearing Incendie's question, "Who do you love?"* Oh! TIME TO RANDOMLY BREAK INTO SONG! *starts singing BSB's "Who do you love"* Who do you love? Tell me who do you love?

Steph: *joining in* I know that you are torn between what was and what could be. I wanna know, gotta know, wanna know, gotta know. Who do you love?

Krispy: I love Silversong and Wing and Zalari and Sseriya and you! Stephanie! And I love Sincère and Yuya and all the Knights and all the dragons and all the kitsune and Raven and the Jedi and--

Anakin: You love me?

Krispy: Er...I like you...well enough...now...I guess.

Anakin: *stunned*

Krispy: Well, you have freaking been in my head for like 2 years now...maybe longer.

Anakin: *still stunned*

Krispy: er...right...And I love the other Guardians and Imanierant and--oh heck! I LOVE EVERYONE IN HERE! But, I must announce--though Alz is chasing me with the gleam of death in her eye--that I LOVE Sincère, Obi-Wan, Kamui, and FIRALAER!!! *grabs on to him* I have to warn you, I can't dance for beans, but I'll dance with you! JUST SAVE ME FROM ALZ! *drags Firalaer off*

Steph: Wow. That's a first.

Red: *lapping thoughtfully at his tankard* I love...hmm...

Sapphire: Lord Red loves too?

Emerald: Will miracles never cease? *laugh* I love my daughter. She is ever amusing to watch.

Sseriya: *mutter* Freaking 17 years of insolence, impropriety, and killing and he says I'm "amusing."

Kylin: You are amusing. A little halfling like you--who knew you would cause so much trouble.

Sseriya: *dull stare* I love you too.

Kylin: Yes well, aren't we all just a big, happy, loving family now. Welcome to the family Zalari.

Sseriya: ?!

Zalari: Thank you but tying me to her really wasn't necessary.

Sseriya: *glare* I hate the Drakon sense of humor.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:10 PM

 
Krispy: *after listening to Black and Blue and hearing How Did I Fall in Love with You* WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! BE HAPPY! *squish Sseriya and Zalari together*

Sseriya: ......?

Zalari: ........

Steph: *in Cartoon Network Obi-Wan fashion* Er?

Krispy: SOMEBODY BLOG BEFORE I ANGST MYSELF TO DEATH!!!

Wing: ...

Anakin: Wow, that was pretty...dramatic...

Obi-Wan: Anguished.

Anakin: Yeah, that too.

Silversong: Music is rather powerful, isn't it?

Wing: Quite.

Raven: Indeed.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:19 PM

Sunday, December 28, 2003 :::
 
Wing: I am not amused.

Krispy: You're not amused?! I am not amused.

Wing: *glare*

Steph: *cracking up*

Sseriya: *slight smile* I found that quite amusing.

Steph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zalari: That's not very nice, Sseriya.

Steph: Hey, it wasn't us!

Zalari: Good point.

Wing: ...*GLARE*

Krispy: DAMN IT WING!

Wing: WHAT?!

Krispy: Sincère is MINE! Is that understood?!

Wing: What the frell do I care?! TAKE HIM.

Krispy: I already have! *waving at glass box*

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Good night.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:54 PM

 
Krispy: Hallo!

Steph: Gonna finish telling us about your dream?

Krispy: Yep!

Steph: Woohoo! Left us on a cliffhanger!

Krispy: Er...I did?

Steph: Futuristic Dragons of Earth.

Krispy: Oh yea. They were scary. In any case, er...Gina and I were on a field trip or something.

Anakin: Wait. This is the same dream?

Krispy: Yeah. I know it's weird. I don't really get it either. So, we're like walking through all these weird places--some look strangely familiar...I think it's like images from the German trip recycling themselves...

Steph: Dreams...and some weird guy?

Krispy: Yes. There was some weird guy chasing us. He had like shoulder-length hair and the weird thing about him was that he was like Gina and I--in that he wasn't from the universe we were currently in. Like, in the alternate universe we were in, that guy also existed in another, older form. The one chasing us was the younger, our reality version. In any case, he was chasing Gina and I for some reason or another, and we were somehow separated.

Wing: Krispy, how did you survive on your own?

Krispy: Good question, considering that I was being chased by the strange guy and Dragons of Earth. Yes people. That does mean Gina and I were Dragons of Heaven.

Steph W00t!

Krispy: Oh yes, another strange thing about the whole X theme. In the alternate universe, none of the X Dragons of Heaven and Earth exist, at least, not in that time period. None, except, Kamui and Fuuma apparently.

Steph: Except their roles are switched, right?

Krispy: Right...sort of...I guess because of the bad guy/good guy thing...actually, that's another strange thing. Though the Dragons of Earth supposedly want to save the Earth, they still seem to be the mean, "evil" ones. I mean, from what I understood of it, Fuuma was still the twisted, evil Fuuma we all know and generally hate.

Krunchy: @#$)!()@$*#%@)(*% NAME-STEALER!!! *shakes Wallscroll of Death at Fuuma*

Krispy: Yeah. So, I end up in this elevator and I'm freaking out because that strange guy was chasing me. I see Gina coming around a corner and tell her to get in the elevator. Once she got in, I desperately try to make the elevator door shut faster, but it doesn't and the strange guy walks in. Gina and I are freaking out but trying to be unnoticeable and amazingly, that works. The guy doesn't notice us and the elevator opens on the second floor. He steps out and I start frantically hitting the close door button. The guy realizes that Gina and I are in the elevator and walks back in, but one of the building's security guards comes in too. Gina starts going off to the security guard and telling him that the guy was following us. The strange guy apparently doesn't want trouble with the security so he nonchalantly leaves the elevator and the doors close. The security guard sort of laughs and explains that the guy was really a nice guy and was the owner of the building or something and that we didn't have to worry. (Apparently, the security guard worked in a building owned by the AU version of the strange guy). Gina and I play dumb and basically laugh it off and apologize. The security guard gets out on the ground floor and the elevator doors close again. I push the button for the 5th floor cuz that would get us far enough away from both security and the strange guy for Gina and me to make an escape. And we both feel kind of relieved.

Anakin: And of course, things get worse, right?

Krispy: Yep!

Sseriya: Don't they always get worse.

Krispy: So right when Gina and I are about to reach the 5th floor, the elevator stops and starts going down again. Gina and I, of course, panic and despite being Dragons of Heaven (you'd think we'd have useful powers of something--maybe we didn't realize it then...) we didn't do anything. We arrived on the ground floor again and there was the strange guy with the security guard (plus a few dozen more guards) waiting for us. We get captured and dragged off to some sort of holding cell or other. It was a weird room--really big with like a couch and this HUGE, wide mattress and this like...padded ledge thing. It came out of the wall (thus forming the ledge) and slid down towards the mattress. In any case, there was this black guy sitting on the ledge when Gina and I were brought in. After that, all the guards and the strange guy left and there the three of us were--me, Gina, and the black guy.

Steph: Just some random black guy?

Krispy: Yes. Just some random black guy, except he turned out to be a Dragon of Earth.

Steph: Oh, that does make things more interesting, doesn't it?

Krispy: Yes. I turn to him and say, "A Dragon of Earth?" And he says, "I suppose you both are Dragons of Heaven." And Gina and I nod, and then awkward silence. Then he goes off about not understanding why we want to destroy the Earth or something...basically sort of ranting at us about how terrible we are or what we want to do is...something like that. And I say something along the lines of "It's not like that" or "It's not like what you're saying." In any case, the guy looks at me weirdly and sort of shrugs. And I go on to explain about the alternate universe thing...like I tell him that where Gina and I come from, the sides are switched and all that. That's probably how my conscious mind found out about the AU/switching sides business of it all.

Wing: Was that really a smart thing to do?

Krispy: I don't know. I was making conversation! But here I come to the twist. After the explanation about the AU/switched sides business, the guy looks kind of confused...maybe more confused. And then I out with THE TWIST. I freaking tell the man that my name is Kamui.

Steph: Eh?

Krispy: Eh?! It's more like Obi-Wan's "Er?"

Obi-Wan: ...

Krispy: That is correct. I have had dreams where I'm not me, where I'm Sseriya or Stephanie, but heck, this has got to be the weirdest out of body, dream experience I have ever had. For some odd reason or another, I was Kamui...running around with Gina Yang. SOMEONE EXPLAIN to me the significance of this.

Steph: You were a guy?

Krispy: Not just any guy! I was KAMUI. WHAT THE FRELL?!

Wing: That's weird.

Anakin: Yeah. Really weird.

Steph: And then what happened?

Krispy: Then it was really angsty and sad. Or at least, for me it was...but that's not surprising considering the fact that I was KAMUI.

Steph: Nice emphasis on the name...it holds so much weight.

Krispy: Doesn't it? Well, and the guy is all surprised because...like I said before, though no one else seems to exist in this AU world, the Fuuma/Kamui thing is still intact and Kamui is apparently still the Chosen One or what not. And I go on and explain about "my" relationship with Fuuma--at least the way it was in our world. Then I woke up.

Steph: Oh, and things could've gotten interesting.

Krispy: I spent the majority of my dream being chased and then find out that I'm Kamui. How much more "interesting" do you want things to get?

Steph: I don't know. Like confrontation with that world's Kamui or Fuuma or something.

Krispy: That would've been...er...too complicated. Probably why I woke up.

Sseriya: Probably.

Krispy: And now I must go! There be a chat, yo! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:50 PM

 
Krispy: I'm BACK! AGAIN!

Sseriya: We can see that.

Krispy: See, it wasn't so bad while I was gone!

Steph: I don't know...Zakaru and Flight...that's kind of bad.

Krispy: ...er...are they still at it?

Wing: That's a rhetorical question right? Please tell me that was rhetorical.

Krispy: ...

Silversong: *helping Zalari shove away tankers of sake* Your Majesties really should not be drinking any of this.

Zalari: For the safety of all those around you.

Black: *to Zalari* Don't you trust us, nephew?

Zalari: *pointed look* Considering your history with my Clan, Lord Black, I will consider that question a rhetorical one.

Black: *snort* Forgive and forget--something a future Dragon King should bear in mind.

Zalari: I am not yet king.

Sseriya: *hiss* And I do not forgive or forget so easily. Not after what you did.

Krispy: Hey! Christmas spirit people!

Anakin: You're a few days too late, I think. By the way, you should check on Sincère. I think he's snapped.

Krispy: Awww! He's so cute!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: So Vegas wasn't that interesting...

Steph: Because you can't gamble or drive!

Krispy: Traffic up and down the Strip.

Steph: Ok, well, you can't gamble.

Krispy: I think Flight would like Las Vegas.

Anakin: You think.

Krispy: And Alz...NO TRAUMA...or else I will go over there and kick your butt.

Steph: Aww! The Last Unicorn!

Krispy: Yeah! I need to see that again now! I'll watch it tonight...yea...I bought the soundtrack in Germany and I was listening to it and it's making me all sad and nostalgic and I want the book! I need to rrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaaddddddd it.

Obi-Wan: It seems you've traumatized yet another person, Krispy.

Krispy: Eh?

Obi-Wan: Kamui.

Wing: "squished by a scary girl"

Krispy: EEP! KAMUI! I love you!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Krispy: Speaking of Kamui, I had a dream last night about X.

Steph: Twas interesting.

Krispy: Yeah and Gina Yang was in it.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: I know. It was really weird and way futuristic...but the future was like bad--in that the settings were all dark and sort of dirty but there were flying cars...you know, when they portray the future like that?

Steph: Flying cars! Like Coruscant!

Anakin: Can we go home?

Krispy: No! NEwayz, and it was alternate universe--where the Dragons of Earth are the "good guys" aka they want to save the Earth and the Dragons of Heaven are the "bad guys" aka they want to destroy the Earth. And the Dragons of Earth were really scary cuz they were like hunting down the Dragons of Heaven and they had these wicked motorcyle things and you couldn't see their faces because they were all helmeted. They were like the Black Riders from LOTR except...futuristic.

Obi-Wan: You must leave your story unfinished, unfortunately.

Silversong: You must leave for your music lesson now, yes?

Krispy: Oh yeah...I do. Sorry everyone. Be back later. Bye!

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:36 PM