Saturday, December 06, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Hello all.

Steph: Augh! You're not gone yet!

Krispy: ...no duh.

Wing: I told you she would be back.

Krispy: I can't resist! Especially when I have Sincère in a glass box!

Steph: *grin* That does make me rather happy too.

Wing: *sigh*

Krispy: And Velvet! Of course you can have some glass boxes. I, unfortunately, cannot reveal the secret to making glass boxes. I swore an oath of secrecy.

Steph: You did?

Krispy: Not really, but the boxes were a joint invention. I think I have to keep it a secret. But I'd be happy to give you some boxes!

Sseriya: Are you not tired?

Krispy: About to pass out Sseriya?

Sseriya: Close. Your lack of sleep is rubbing off on me.

Obi-Wan: And evidently, all the chocolate you've been consuming to stay awake is affecting Stephanie.

Steph: HI!

Krispy: Right...well, I do have to go sleep and such. Neo-Sincère. Don't worry. You'll be fed and watered and such. Glass box comes equiped with everything and anything. I mean, Obi-Wan survived in there for a few months!

Silversong: Besides, you are in good hands.

Wing: HAH! *cough*

Krispy: And Firalaer and Incendie have formed an unholy alliance! It's so cute!

Sseriya: Alz is right. You do think everything is cute all the time.

Krispy: No. She said I think Sincère is cute all the time, which is for the most part true.

Sseriya: Indeed.

Steph: Thanks Firalaer! But you know, the real fun is in the hunting so when we start on our search for the real Sincère, it'll be really cool.

Sseriya: Winged Ones, are you bonding with him?

Steph: I like him.

Sseriya: ...I thought we were both against--

Steph: Oh, I think I'm over it. Besides, Krispy hasn't been as teeniebopper towards him lately.

Sseriya: True.

Anakin: *smile* Thank you. Thank you. See Master! Flight approves.

Obi-Wan: Is that supposed to be a good argument?

Anakin: ...you have a point.

Krispy: Well, I love you all very much. I'll be keeping in contact with some of you--and if anyone lets Neo-Sincère out of there, 1) no German presents and 2) be prepared to face my wrath. It won't be pretty and it'll probably be in German.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: See. Effective threat. And with that, I bid you all good night, farewell, and good luck with all your academic endeavors before Winter Break. We'll be partying when I get back. I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:28 AM

Friday, December 05, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Steph: Wait! You're going on vacation?

Krispy: Well--

Steph: WITHOUT ME?!!!

Krispy: It's not exactly vacation. It's...an educational trip. Besides, I'll be freezing.

Sseriya: Dear gods, you aren't leaving us here alone with...*eyes everyone else* them, are you?!

Krispy: Er...

Sseriya: You can't!

Krispy: Er...sprechen Sie deutsch?

Sseriya: Ein bisschen, aber nur durch du.

Krispy: Hey! What's with the "du"?!

Steph: Come on. You can't be serious. You want us to say "Sie" all the time to you?

Sseriya: Who do you think you are?

Silversong: Well, if you are worried about our behavior in your absence...

Raven: You need not worry.

Krispy: Yeah I know. Not with my Conscience Panel around. What is this? It's freaking me out.

Obi-Wan: It is putting our abilities into good use.

Krispy: ...

Steph: They're like...the Gestapo.

Everyone: ...

Steph: Ok...so that wasn't a good example.

Anakin: Someone has a bad feeling about something?

Zalari: Don't you sense it in the Force?

Krispy: Yeah Chosen One. Talk to me. I'd like to hear it properly proclaimed.

Anakin: *smirk at Neo-Sincère* I've got a bad feeling about this.

Krispy: Oh my dearest Neo-Sincère...

Sseriya: An endearment.

Steph: *smirk* You're in for it, Neo-Sincère.

Krispy: Just because I'm not here doesn't mean the hunt can't happen! Stephanie is highly trained for this job. She's been leading Nick Hunters around for years.

Steph: Yeah. What do you think I am? A novice at this? Hah!

Krispy: *to Steph* Keep an eye on him.

Steph: *smile* I'll keep more than just an eye on this one. *runs off*

Sseriya: *to Neo-Sincère* Now, the question you want to ask yourself is, can you outrun my other self? She will return in a very few more moments. How far away do you really think you can get?

Zalari: I never realized it before, but it is rather scary to see them double-teaming someone.

Wing: *stare* You are one messed up dragon.

Krispy: Wing, be good. Victoire! Paws off my birds while I'm gone!

Silversong: *smile* Do not worry little Krispy. I will keep watch over your birds.

Anakin: Until he decides to eat them.

Everyone: ...

Anakin: Sorry. I didn't mean that. Just felt like saying.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Padawan.

Anakin: Sorry.

Silversong: I will not eat your birds.

Wing: You better not.

Silversong: Especially not that one.

Wing: ...

Krispy: But Neo-Sincère! I'm glad you were really happy about something I did/am doing/will do. It makes me happy. And Firalaer! You're so sweet!!! I LOVE YOU!

Steph: *runs back in* Ready Krispy?

Krispy: Eh?

Steph: Ready?

Krispy: Oh! Haha! Well, before I leave--

Wing: You all know her. She'll probably be back again later...

Krispy: --I have something very important to do...that I haven't done in a long time.

Steph: *to Sseriya* I don't have to explain, do I?

Sseriya: *sigh* No, you do not. Let's get it over and done with already.

Krispy: Since Sincère isn't exactly here, I will make do with Neo-Sincère. I LOVE YOU! *GLOMP*

Steph: GLASS BOX! *slams it over Neo-Sincère*

Sseriya: *pulls Krispy out*

Krispy: Tada!

Steph: And that, my friends, is how you catch a Sincère...actually, that's how you catch most people. Nick's a little trickier...meatball guns and ring watches had to be used.

Sseriya: *to Neo-Sincère* It is to make sure we can keep an eye on you.

Krispy: Well, in case I don't come back--

Wing: *cough*Doubtful*cough*

Krispy: I shall miss you! Goodbye!

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:42 PM

 
Silversong: *sigh* Why do you do these things Krispy?

Obi-Wan: Yes, why?

Raven: You really should not waste your time so.

Krispy: ...dear Force, it's my conscience.

Steph: That is kind of scary.

Obi-Wan: Look at the time Krispy. Have you finished anything?

Silversong: You really should not put things off to the last minute.

Krispy: I was busy!

Raven: Time is a most valuable thing.

Krispy: AUGH! This is so scary and unfair! Three against one!

Sseriya: Life is not fair.

Krispy: Too many of you older, wiser types. I need more...Stephanie/Sseriyas and Wings and Anakins and-and-Zalari?

Zalari: I told you already. I'm on my own side, but I do agree with them on this one. Don't you like to sleep?

Krispy: Four against one!

Obi-Wan: Currently wasting valuable time.

Krispy: So overwhelming...

Steph: Well, look at the bright side. At least the voices of your conscience are cute.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:01 AM

Thursday, December 04, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: The newspaper is beautiful. It's...just so pretty and everything is so...awesome.

Wing: I find that kind of scary.

Krispy: What? I'm allowed to have some pride in everyone's work and my own work!

Wing: But you so rarely do...

Krispy: *deadpan* I have low self-esteem.

Anakin: Okay...

Krispy: NEwayz, I suck at this time management doing hw thing. It's almost 9 and I have that mondo essay to do and my college essays.

Steph: I want Krunchy's boots!

Krunchy: ...

Steph: They're so freaking awesome. I could like...totally kick butt.

Krispy: You already can kick butt...and you have an insane amount of boots already!

Sseriya: One can never have enough apparently.

Krispy: True. And Luce--the slashing. LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anakin: She's in for it.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Always starting trouble...

Wing: You Jedi going to keep peace?

Obi-Wan: We are peace keepers, not baby sitters.

Krispy: Aww! Obi-Wan! You're so cute!

Steph: Neo-Sincère! Don't be a spoilsport! Besides, we're hunting Sincère, NOT you! What are you worried about? *grin*

Sseriya: *smirk* Unless of course, you aren't who you say you are.

Krispy: AWWWW!!! FIRALAER!!! That's so sweet!!! Your mother's earrings!!! AAAAWWWW!!!

Sseriya: I didn't really know my mother either.

Krispy: AWWWW!!! SSERIYA! *SQUISH*

Sseriya: ...get off of me.

Steph: AWWW! MY POOR, UNFORTUNATE OTHER SELF!!! *SQUISH*SQUISH*

Sseriya: I AM NOT THE SQUISHY ONE! WING IS!

Wing: Hey! Don't bring me into this!

Krispy: WING! *GLOMP*

Wing: Noooooo--oh, what's the use...

Steph: But Sseriya! That's so sad!

Sseriya: ...you do not seem very sad about it.

Steph: Well, you sort of absorb all the angst.

Sseriya: Lucky me.

Krispy: That's so weird.

Steph/Sseriya: What?

Krispy: *blink* Don't do that?

Steph/Sseriya: What?!

Krispy: THAT! Talking together...at the same time...while standing next to each other!

Steph/Sseriya: *dull stare*

Krispy: ...STOP IT!

Steph/Sseriya: WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING!

Krispy: YES YOU ARE! *cough* But what I was talking about was that it's weird. You really are like Firalaer.

Steph: Eh?

Sseriya: We missed something.

Krispy: Your lack of Mum relationship.

Steph/Sseriya: Oh.

Steph: NEwayz...back to piercings...*to Firalaer* I suppose I could do tha--

Sseriya: YOU WILL NOT.

Steph: But it's my--

Sseriya: Oh, don't you dare say that line because you know very well when we get smashed back into one person, we will be, in fact, ONE person.

Steph: Haha! Oh yea!

Krispy: Great. If you're forgetting that you aren't exactly a whole person, maybe I should put you guys back together...

Steph: After the hunt.

Krispy: Of course.

Silversong: *smile* Hunting is fun, isn't it?

Krispy: Yay! More wolfishness!

Sseriya: *sigh* Silversong, will you be joining us as well?

Silversong: Perhaps.

Steph: Yay! *back to Sseriya* BUT SSERIYA! It would be all shiny and sparkly and stuff!

Sseriya: Have you ever looked at yourself while in dragon form? YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS SHINY!!!

Steph: *widens eyes* Really?

Sseriya: *facepalm* Someone kill me. Really. Put me and her out of our misery.

Steph: Now, now. What have we said about thinking suicidal thoughts?

Sseriya: ...what are you? My therapist?

Steph: Hah! You said therapist. See! I am getting to you.

Sseriya: ...I'll even tell you exactly how you can kill me, if someone would just agree to my requ--

Steph: Sseriya! Don't make me wake Wooya.

Everyone: *dead silence*

Steph: Now that was effective.

Krispy: Augh! Gotta go do work. And to comment and complement Tenshi's line of "I only speak the truth," I have to say--Moulin Rouge! The Magical Sitar! And secondly, as I always say to Luce, "I never lie."

Luce: THAT'S A LIE!!!

Krispy: With that, I bid you all good night.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:30 PM

Wednesday, December 03, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: It seems everyone wants to go Sincère hunting now...

Anakin: You don't sound particularly happy.

Krispy: I'm trying not to laugh.

Anakin: Oh. Okay then.

Steph: WOOHOO! HUNTING PARTY!

Sseriya: ...the madness never stops...

Wing: Someone stop the madness. Yes, we know. Gennia has said that many times.

Silversong: And it still hasn't stopped. It really hasn't stopped since I was created.

Everyone: ...

Silversong: Yes, I know. A long time...a permanent illness.

Steph: Illness? Madness isn't--

Sseriya: Yes it is. And don't you dare try to counter me on that you psychopath.

Steph: I don't know. We're more...schizophrenic if you ask me.

Sseriya: First, I'm not asking you and second, I AM QUITE AWARE OF MY SO-CALLED OTHER PERSONALITIES!!!

Anakin: You have more than one?

Sseriya: Do you want to eat your lightsaber?

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: He'll be good now.

Sseriya: Good.

Krispy: Awww Neo-Sincère! You're so cute! You know, if you keep this up, I'm going to end up loving you anyway and you won't just be random guy I'm trying to figure out. You'll be on the same level as Sincère in my heart.

Wing: ...that was so sweet...

Anakin: Dude, you're already doomed. End up loving you? I think she already is.

Krispy: No. Not in love...but quite fond. Yes, fond is a good word.

Anakin: So she's quite "fond" of you.

Steph: It's like Krispy back in the days of "almost hot" Ewan. What were you thinking woman? Almost hot? HAH!

Krispy: I know! Ewan = so hot, so hot.

Wing: Like cute.

Anakin: LIKE A PUPPY!

Krunchy: *jumps around the Valley* PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU!!!

Obi-Wan: *facepalm*

Krispy: HAHA! He facepalmed!

Obi-Wan: ...

Steph: Hey, I wanna get my belly button pierced!

Sseriya: YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT!!!

Gwen: Besides, your skin would reseal itself the second you took your belly button ring or whatever out.

Steph: WHAT?! I can't make it like...not heal?

Gwen: It's a one sided deal. All or nothing.

Steph: That royally bites the dust.

Krispy: I love your phrasing.

Steph: *shrug* Oh well...of course you can join us Zakaru! *to the Knights* And I welcome you any day.

Sseriya: *thin smile* Because she wants to eat you. You know, those Drakon tendencies for fresh meat...

Steph: Um...maybe you want to eat them, but I sure as heck don't.

Sseriya: *knowingly* You say that now. Just wait until we acutually start hunting Sincère. You will become hungry and then everything--

Zalari: *to the Knights* Sseriya has never eaten or even chewed up a human in her entire life. And dragons really don't like the taste of humans at all. Too much bone and--

Kylin: And all the humans that get into those sort of positions are usually wearing a lot metal...I think I chipped a tooth once on a small dragon hunting party...

Zalari: *rolls eyes* He has never eaten or chewed up a human in his entire life either. Apparently the Emraldis family has a penchant for--

Steph: Scaring the heck out of people? Why not? It's fun!

Krispy: And you all say I'm an evil sadistic monster...

Everyone: YOU ARE.

Krispy: ...Fine. I see how it is. Gang up on the Blog Author.

Everyone: We did, we do, and we will continue to do so.

Krispy: 'Tis a difficult and rocky path I walk.

Steph: You don't walk.

Wing: You sit on one of those floating chair things.

Anakin: Like Master Yoda.

Krispy: ...well anyway, I love all the Knights very much, love Firalaer, love Sincère, love Obi-Wan...

Silversong: You seem to have a fancy for knights.

Steph: Yeah. When the frell did that happen?

Krispy: Er...

Sseriya: I mean really, you've spent all this time believing that knights are overrated and then you go and get yourself a whole baker's dozen of them. Plus 2 Jedi.

Krispy: Anakin's not a knight yet.

Wing: Knight in training, close enough.

Krispy: Well, these knights are cool.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: All right. I'll go. I'll go do my work now. You're all so mean to me.

Everyone: We're returning the favor.

Krispy: *sigh* I want to watch Pirates...AND NO ALZ AND TENSHI! I am not naming Faith, PIRATES!

Silversong: You realize that if this keeps up, his name will simply be Faith.

Krispy: ...how fitting...

Everyone: *thinks for a moment*

Obi-Wan: Homework.

Krispy: Right! I'm on it. Over and out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:06 PM

Tuesday, December 02, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: FAILED MY CALC TEST!

Wing: You don't sound particularly anguished.

Krispy: I'm stressed about it though.

Wing: Oh.

Krispy: Besides, watching X and having late night sorta...well...numbed the pain.

Wing: I see.

Obi-Wan: And as a result of watching X, you have nothing done.

Krispy: You're like my conscience aren't you?

Obi-Wan: Well, someone has to be.

Steph: Conscience?

Sseriya: It's about time Krispy got one.

Krispy: Hey!

Sseriya: And while we are on the subject of you...Neo-Sincère presented a pretty good argument there.

Krispy: ...what the frell does that have to do with you?

Sseriya: ...didn't you pay attention to any of it?

Krispy: Yes but you said you didn't even know if you wanted to do it...No! Wait...you were actually about to refuse but Stephanie cut you off.

Steph: *cheerfully* I'm having a wonderful time! What emotional turmoil?

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: She is the insane one.

Krispy: No. She's just the happy, unburndened part of your personality.

Sseriya: So Sincère, or Neo-Sincère, or whoever you are, it seems you are doomed either way. Whether or not I decide to hunt you or your other self down will not matter simply because Stephanie over there does not experience emotional turmoil...apparently.

Steph: I LOVE people hunting! It's so much fun! And Firalaer! You can most definitely join us! I don't mind and heck Sseriya doesn't really mind either.

Sseriya: Will you stop putting words in my mouth?

Steph: Fine then. You answer him.

Sseriya: Do what you want. I'll have no part in it.

Steph: Oh yes you will! It'll be fun! All three of us as one big happy family.

Sseriya: WE ARE NOT RELATED TO FIRALAER!

Steph: Well we look like we could be so that's close enough for me!

Sseriya: ...

Anakin: Neo-Sincère, you're doomed. I'd dig a trench for you but unfortunately, it won't do any good.

Krispy: I LOVE YOU Sincère! And Neo-Sincère! You know, being another person isn't helping your position. Whether or not you are Sincère, you're too much like him and all the cuter for your fruity coloration! Awwww!!!

Wing: She's in a particularly emotional mood, if you want to know.

Steph: Kamui has that effect on us. OH KAMUI!!!

Krispy: I KNOW!

Obi-Wan: Homework...and much of it.

Krispy: I KNOW! *SOB*

Wing: Sobbing about Kamui or homework?

Raven: Both, I think.

Krispy: Sincère! You bring joy to my life! Not the same kind of joy Firalaer brings because like Alz said, you two are way different--but you have redeeming qualities!

Anakin: Like your boots, for example.

Sseriya: And she probably wants your sword too.

Wing: And if that's a wig you're wearing, she'll probably want that too.

Krispy: HEY! I'm not that superficial!

Steph: And you're pretty!

Krispy: ...NOT THAT SUPERFICIAL!

Sseriya: All right then. Name a Sincère redeeming quality.

Krispy: He cares about his sister. THERE.

Sseriya: Too easy. Name another.

Krispy: ...he's endearingly stupid.

Wing: Um, that's redeeming?

Silversong: A matter of taste.

Wing: ...right...

Krispy: NEwayz, moving on, DEAR KNIGHTS! You simply can't leave! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU?!!! It's cruel and unusual punishment, I tell you! And ILLEGAL under the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Steph: Wow, that sounded official.

Silversong: Though, reality's rules often do not apply here.

Krispy: Darn it. Well, you can't leave because I love you and I would die of a broken heart!

Anakin: Melodramatic.

Krispy: And if you try anything, I will have to resort to methods that (believe me) you do NOT want me to use.

Sseriya: *smile* There's the evil sadistic monster I know.

Steph: *brightly* Besides, misery loves company!

Wing: Hello. We are misery.

Everyone on Krispy's side of things: *waves*

Krispy: ...I resent that.

Wing: I resent you taking my phrase.

Krispy: Well I resent you resenting me for taking your phrase!

Wing: I resent you for resenting me for resenting you taking my phrase!

Steph: Stop. Getting too confusing...headache.

Krispy: Speaking headaches, gotta go do work. Nite!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:47 PM

Monday, December 01, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: OMG! There is life in the Valley!

Steph: WOOHOO!!!

Sseriya: Good. Then you can stop talking to yourself.

Krispy: ...um...I talk to you.

Sseriya: Like I said, stop talking to yourself.

Krispy: Does that mean you've been ignoring me?!!!

Sseriya: Take a guess.

Krispy: ...you're in a bad mood.

Wing: Really? I couldn't tell.

Krispy: ...oh shut up Wing. I should feed you to Victoire.

Wing: !!!

Krispy: Or...not. NEwayz...KNIGHTS!

Obi-Wan: *cough* Tests.

Krispy: DAMN IT!

Steph: Don't you love their conversations.

Anakin: Succinct but effective...Wait...WHAT ABOUT MY FUTURE?!!!

Krispy: YES! MY FUTURE! It's in danger!

Anakin: No! I was asking about MY FUTURE!

Krispy: I shouldn't be in here! My future is being jeopordized!

Anakin: WHAT ABOUT MY FUTURE?!!!

Krispy: Your future? Who cares about your future?! It's MY FUTURE that you have to worry about. End of Krispy's future = Anakin stuck here FOREVER.

*silence*

Krispy: Wow, that was effective.

Silversong: Only because it was rather terrifying...for some.

Krispy: Quite true.

Steph: So...do I get to go Sincère hunting or not? I mean, I am kind of bored.

Sseriya: ...If she goes, I will not have to go with her, right?

Krispy: Er...your choice.

Sseriya: Good because I refuse to--

Krispy: But she's right about the fun part...I mean hunting down a Knight. Sounds appealing to me.

Sseriya: ...I sometimes wonder about you.

Wing: Sometimes?

Steph: OH! Knight hunting at night...even better! Do I get to go buy new equipment?

Sseriya: Equipment?

Steph: Yes. I've spent years in the Nick-Hunting business. It's a blast!

Sseriya: I thought your mercenary days were over.

Steph: Eh...I get money where I can.

Krispy: Well, I suppose we need to figure out whether or not Neo-Sincère is Sincère or not...

Wing: Um...isn't that obvious?

Krispy: One can never be too sure.

Anakin: Master Obi-Wan!

Obi-Wan: Yes?

Krispy: CORRECT! Chapter 9 of Clone Wars, Obi-Wan says to the Clone Trooper Commander, "One can never be too sure."

Anakin: Woohoo!

Obi-Wan: ...

Steph: I say, we capture and contain Neo-Sincère and then go on a hunt for Sincère. I mean, if we find Sincère, we'll simply let Neo-Sincère go. If we don't find him, then we'll keep the one we have because that would indicate that he really is Sincère pretending to be someone else. And even if Neo-Sincère really is another person and I just fail to find the real Sincère, you'd at least have one Sincère in your possession, right?

Sseriya: Amazingly well thought out.

Steph: See. You haven't completely lost your touch.

Sseriya: Or my mind apparently.

Krispy: GOOD IDEA! I'll get the glass box. You make sure Neo-Sincère doens't make a break for it!

Steph: Aye aye, Captain!

Zalari: Not that he'd get anywhere with all your traps set around the Valley.

Steph: The traps! Totally forgot about those.

Sseriya: I thought you didn't see any.

Zalari: I didn't, but Krispy insisted that there were traps out there.

Wing: Better safe than sorry, I suppose.

Anakin: And there's a healer around.

Gwen: ...I've done absolutely nothing in all the time I've been here.

Wing: Your presence is comforting.

Gwen: ...

Wing: It's true!

Krispy: Oh dear Knights! There is so much I do not know about you because ALZ won't freaking SPILL THE BEANS ALREADY!!! *cough*

Wing: She's composed, really.

Krispy: You're all so cool. And despite all your complaining and whatnot, Deux, I still want you to stay and think you rock...maybe not like a beast, but you rock nonetheless.

Steph: Besides, if the Knights go--

Sseriya: *points at Dragon Kings* My monsterous relatives go too.

Krispy: And Alz wouldn't want that, now would she?

Steph: We're all odd! Hah! That's funny.

Krispy: I am Odd. See, check out my double-jointed-ness.

Sseriya: What?

Krispy: I am Odd.

Steph: An Odd is someone who is double-jointed...or in Mellisa's case, she could do this weird thing with her toe...or something...

Sseriya: ...

Silversong: Odd.

Obi-Wan: Indeed.

Krispy: Oh dear. Must go study or else will die. Well, seems like I'm doomed this week no matter what so...gaaahhh...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:32 PM