Saturday, November 29, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Ok, I'm back.

Obi-Wan: With no work done. What have you been doing all day?

Krispy: I wrote a poem?

Obi-Wan: And?

Krispy: Oh dang it. I wrote TWO poems...and um...part of an essay and drew stuff and sorted through people's submissions?

Obi-Wan: You spent a whole day on this.

Krispy: Fine fine! I suck. I will work my butt off tonight.

Obi-Wan: Good.

Krispy: In any case, no Sincère, or Neo-Sincère or whatever, I'm not going to attack you or send Stephanie after you...

Steph: *smirk* Yet.

Krispy: Right...yet. I'm here to post my wonderful new poem. It was created in a moment of Inspiration--literally. Gennia said "write a poem about me alice." And so I did.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: I know. Scary, isn't it, when the Inspiration speaks?

Anakin: Oh yeah.

Krispy: So here it is.

Ode to Gennia

Oh Gennia!
How you inspire me
with your sharp wit
and impeccable
timing.

How you can turn
the most idiotic of subjects
and make it sound
worthwhile.

How you can find
the deepest of meanings
in words and phrases
that make no
lalalala-sense.

Oh Gennia!
How irreplaceable you are
to not only dinky little TC
but also the world at
LARGE!

Wing: ...okay...never write an ode to me, okay?

Krispy: Heh...

Sseriya: You should write one to Master Kenobi since you love him so.

Krispy: I should write one for every single Knight...except...that would take a long time.

Steph: Sincère then!

Sseriya: And I suppose...Firalaer.

Krispy: Perhaps I will. But...am tired. Will not do so for a while. Hope you all liked it. It's posted at fp.com. Haha. I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:30 PM

 
Krispy: Guess what?!

Steph: What?

Krispy: I cooked.

Everyone: !!!

Steph: WHAT?!!

Krispy: That is correct.

Anakin: ...and...and...the house is still intact?

Wing: You didn't burn anything down?

Sseriya: It is the end of the world.

Krispy: Funny...Luce said the same thing.

Sseriya: I wonder why.

Krispy: Feeling better?

Sseriya: Much better.

Krispy: Good.

Silversong: So how was your cooking experience.

Krispy: Interesting...well...it wasn't really cooking in that I just boiled water and stuck the noodles in and swished things around.

Wing: Still!

Anakin: It involved you using fire!

Wing: You using the stove!

Krispy: I know! *smile* Aren't you proud? Now I know I won't starve right away if ever left alone without a microwave and/or microwavable products.

Obi-Wan: Congratulations. Good job.

Krispy: I won't have to live off ration packs either. Woohoo!

Obi-Wan: Now, did you do any work?

Krispy: ...Eheh...well er...I wrote another poem!

Silversong: About wolves. *smile* I like it.

Krispy: Well you and your unfortunate situation inspired it. Awww! POOR SILVERSONG! *HUG*

Silversong: I am all right now. That was a long time ago.

Krispy: But still! It's sad!

Sseriya: Yes, sad. Most things that Krispy and the creature known as her Inspiration come up with are sad.

Steph: That's an understatement.

Raven: Tragic.

Steph: Yeah, that fits better.

Krispy: Oh dear. I sense a disturbance in the Force. Gotta run everyone! See ya! *pops out*

Anakin: *sigh* I didn't sense anything.

Obi-Wan: I didn't either. Must have been impending danger for Krispy alone.

Wing: Coward.

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:50 PM

Friday, November 28, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: That was interesting...

Sseriya: *kind of pale*

Krispy: ...er...you okay?

Sseriya: I'm feeling...a little...

Wing: Under the weather.

Sseriya: Just...a little...

Krispy: But you didn't eat anything!

Sseriya: Yes, but...*wince*...she did.

Steph: Lalala...That was fun! Let's do it again! Firalaer! You are one rocking cook!

Sseriya: ...*glare*

Krispy: That's grossly unfair.

Sseriya: I agree.

Red: *curls up and goes to sleep*

Krispy: Awww...

Sseriya: ...I think...I'm...going to be...sick...

Krispy: ...

Anakin: From the food? Or because of Lord Red?

Sseriya: Mostly from the food...partly from Lord Red.

Anakin: Oh...

Ruby: *to Firalaer* That really was very good.

Emerald: Brother Storm missed out.

Sapphire: It is usually rather difficult to prepare such large dishes.

Bronze: And we do usually prefer our meat raw.

Blue: And fresh.

Black: *toothy grin* And bloody.

Silver: *licking clean claws* But last night was actually quite...

Ice: *grudgingly* Good.

Kylin: *nods* Yes, that was.

Zalari: I don't think I'll be eating again for a while...

Gold: *sniff* Picking up too many human habits, I think, Prince Bronze.

Zalari: *shrug* Perhaps.

Gold: Hmm.

Ruby: Thank you Firalaer for the delicious meal.

Krispy: EH! And I get no thanks for feeding you with literally tons of meat every other day of the year?!!!

Ruby: *laugh* Of course. Thank you too.

Krispy: That's right.

Sseriya: You are lucky they happen to be in good moods.

Krispy: I'm also lucky that I AM THE ALL POWERFUL BLOG AUTHOR!

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: And that Lord Ruby is nice and that they just ate.

Steph: *cheerfully* Good food and being full makes dragons happy!

Obi-Wan: And sleepy, apparently.

Dragon Kings: *yawning*

Anakin: Those are really big mouths.

Wing: And look at all those shiny rows of sharp teeth.

Iron: *thin smile* The better to crush bones--

Brown: and tear flesh--

Black: and rip off limbs--

Ice: with.

Anakin: ...Master, I sometimes wonder about our safety.

Obi-Wan: As do I.

Silversong: As long as Krispy is around, you are all in relatively good hands.

Jedi: ...relatively...

Silversong: *to the Knights* Judging by Krispy's great love for all of you, you really are in little danger...from the Dragon Kings at least.

Wing: From other things...heh...good luck.

Krispy: Well, now that you're all um...not eating each other or in Sseriya's case, throwing up, I'm going to go now. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:13 PM

Thursday, November 27, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Happy Thanksgiving! I'm thankful for everyone in the valley. Yep, every single freaking one of you. And people outside of the Valley...like Yuya and um...and I'm thankful for my fellow Blog Authors and everyone in my head and-and-and...KAMUI!!!

Steph: I'm thankful for YOU! *squish Sseriya*

Sseriya: ...Get your hands off me.

Steph: And you! *squish Krispy*

Krispy: WOOHOO!

Steph: And you! *squish Wing*

Wing: ...you just wanted to do that...

Steph: Of course I did! You're squishy!

Wing: ...I'm thankful I don't have a split personality like you.

Steph: Aww Wing! You're so sweet.

Wing: ...

Raven: I am thankful for you.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Uncomfortable yet?

Wing: Very.

Silversong: I am thankful for your companionship.

Krispy: Aww! I love you so much Silversong!

Obi-Wan: I am thankful for my Padawan.

Anakin: Really, Master? Well, I'm thankful for you too.

Kylin: I'm thankful for the outstanding behavior of their Majesties.

Dragon Kings: ...

Zalari: I am thankful for Sseriya.

Sseriya: ...

Wing: Uncomfortable?

Sseriya: Very.

Wing: *to Krispy* I'm thankful that I'm in your head and not someone else's.

Nerilay: Thankful, she is for my sweet little blue bird.

Wing: ...

Sseriya: I am thankful for my second chance and Zalari.

Krispy: AWWW!!!

Sseriya: I am this close to hitting you.

Krispy: AWWW!!!

Steph: AWWW! You do love me! *HUG*

Sseriya: Get off!!!

Krispy: I love everyone!

Rael: I'm thankful that all of you, despite your behavior, actually care about each other.

Everyone: ...we do?

Rael: ...

Krispy: I love you too!

Red: I am thankful for...the company of the little one.

Black: I am thankful that that orange paint washed off.

Ice: I am thankful that it is finally winter. I can finally be comfortable.

Ruby: I am thankful that we are all finally spending some time together.

Sapphire: It has been a rather charming experience, I think.

Gold: ...I am thankful that I am still the prettiest out of all of you.

Silver: *sigh* I am thankful that I am not his color.

Emerald: *snort* I am thankful that I am not that vain.

Bronze: *laughs* I am sure if our brother Storm were not so preoccupied, he would say he is thankful for the beautiful Queen.

Other Dragon Kings: *mumble/mutter agreement*

Krispy: I am thankful for all of you! And Wing! I'm thankful for your squishyness! And I'm thankful for my evil sadistic Inspiration. Without it, I would not be the person I am today.

Everyone: *nods*

Krispy: Happy Turkey Day everyone!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:31 PM

Wednesday, November 26, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: *sniff*sniff*

Anakin: Um...

Wing: Are you doing drugs again?

Krispy: ...*GLARE*

Steph: HOW MANY EFFING TIMES DOES THE GIRL HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SHE'S NOT ON DRUGS?!!!

Krispy: ...?

Wing: ...

Steph: *cough* Sorry. I'm a bit touchy and emotional at the moment.

Sseriya: We can tell.

Steph: OH DON'T YOU EFFING TELL ME YOU AREN'T SAD!!!

Sseriya: I am...

Steph: DON'T TRY ME SSERIYA EMRALDIS. I WILL HURT YOU.

Krispy: STEPHANIE! I'M SO SAD!!!

Steph: I KNOW!!!

Krispy: HOW COULD THEY DO THAT?!!!

Anakin: Um...what happened?

Krispy: You weren't paying attention?! HOW COULD YOU IGNORE WHAT WAS HAPPENING?!!

Steph: Even my stupid, callous, cold-hearted former self has to admit she felt somewhat sad!

Sseriya: No, I don--

Steph: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!

Sseriya: ...

Silversong: Your newer self can be quite frightening.

Sseriya: She has a temper.

Wing: Especially when it has to do with--

Krispy: KAMUI!!! WHY?!!! MY DEAR SWEET DARLING KAMUI!!!

Everyone: ...

Anakin: Wow, that was...

Obi-Wan: rather...

Zalari: anguished...

Wing: Did you just break your toes?

Krispy: WING!

Wing: !

Krispy: YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!

Wing: ...

Anakin: That was...different.

Krispy: Didn't you learn anything from Falke?!!

Wing: ...

Krispy: Damn it...I didn't mean that. Now you're sad too. GAH! My sadness is poisoning all the rest of you!

Sseriya: Well, not--

Steph: SILENCE!

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Sseriya, you're sad all the time anyway so it doesn't matter! But...dear Force--KAMUI!!! Why do you have to be so...so...so...

Steph: ANGSTY!!! Someone turn off that stupid music!!!

Krispy: Adorable and angsty and tormented and NOBLE!!! *sob* You stupid stupid boy!

Steph: *cries* He was so cute too...

Krispy: I KNOW!!! *SOB*

Anakin: Again, I have to say, it's scary when they get emotional.

Steph: *sniff* I'm just *sniff* feeling *sob* a little *sniff* sensitive right...*SOB* NOW! *CRIES*

Krispy: KAMUI!!! I think I'm going to go curl up in a ball and wallow in my misery.

Everyone: ...

Obi-Wan: You must calm yourself.

Krispy: But I don't want to! I'm sad! It's like...my heart's been broken! *cry*

Wing: I had no idea you loved him that much.

Krispy: I do love him that much and I can't look at that Nataku wallscroll on the wall because that makes me sad too!!!

Steph: DIDN'T I SAY TO TURN OFF THAT STUPID ANGSTY MUSIC?!!!

Sseriya: *rolls eyes* I'll do it...*turns on happy pop music*

Krispy: Kamui...

Wing: Weren't you in denial before?

Krispy: Yes, but...GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Obi-Wan: Did you--

Zalari: That was rather anguished too.

Krispy: So many sad things happened. WHY?!!!

Silversong: For one who is seemingly so easily affected by those kinds of situations...

Raven: It is strange that you like to create such situations for...

Everyone: *glare* Us.

Krispy: ...eh?

Everyone: *GLARE*

Krispy: Me?!

Everyone: Yes.

Sseriya: Evil sadistic monster, remember?

Krispy: Oh...eheheh...heh...*SOB* You're all so mean to me! Can't you see I'm in pain?!!!

Anakin: She has no shame.

Obi-Wan: So it appears.

Sseriya: Oh grow up.

Krispy: Besides, things are different.

Zalari: How so?

Krispy: Hey! You're supposed to be on my side.

Zalari: I'm on my own side.

Krispy: ...

Steph: OH LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE! Can't you see we're trying to have a moment here?!!! CAN'T WE GRIEVE IN PEACE?!!!

Krispy: Er...YEAH!

Raven: *to Sseriya* Your newer self is...

Wing: INSANE.

Sseriya: Yes. I know. Apparently, the madness never goes away.

Wing: Falke never said it would get worse.

Silversong: I did not ever believe it would...

Krispy: And Hinoto! She's got this creepy, scary split personality like--

Sseriya: Me?

Krispy: ...er...hey! You weren't supposed to say that.

Sseriya: *points at Steph* I would say that that qualifies for "creepy, scary split personality." Wouldn't you say?

Krispy: Yes well...I mean...no! I wasn't talking about that! I meant something else!

Silversong: Of course.

Obi-Wan: You never mean what you say.

Raven: Or say what you mean.

Krispy: ...what? You three my philosophical interpreters now?

Raven: *shrug* Perhaps.

Obi-Wan: Sometimes.

Silversong: Indeed.

Krispy: Well, I guess that's better than Zalari. The longer you've been here, the scarier/creepier/stranger you've gotten.

Zalari: Through no fault of my own.

Sseriya: Of course not. Everything that happens to us is Krispy's fault.

Wing: It is her head.

Krispy: WHAT?! Hey! That's unfair! The Magical Valley is not just my head! There's other people in here too!

Steph: They've contributed! *mood swing* SADNESS!

Krispy: Stop it. Stop it...awww. Kamui.

Anakin: I'd hate to see what she'd be like if something happened to you. Master.

Obi-Wan: Distraught to say the least.

Krispy: OBI-WAN! ANAKIN! BE GOOD!

Anakin: ...er?

Wing: She may be even scarier if something happened to Firalaer or Sincère.

Sseriya: May be is an understatement. I wouldn't hear the end of it. So...ALZ! Do not do anything stupid. You will regret it.

Steph: Oh a threat!

Zalari: And you're suddenly so cheerful...why do I find that disturbing?

Wing: Because it is disturbing.

Krispy: Great, I just saw the "My Immortal" music video and it was nice, but sad...and well the song is sad and...there were some cool shots and I want to draw! Except I have no talent and am too lazy!

Obi-Wan: Perhaps you should go...center yourself now. Remember those breathing exercises? Rolling the ball away?

Krispy: Right right...will roll ball away...roll ball away...roll ball...*SOB* KAMUI!!!

Sseriya: Please excuse us.

Anakin: We're out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:35 PM

Monday, November 24, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: AH! It's so sad!!!

Steph: *sniffle* I KNOW!!!

Wing: ...

Anakin: It's scary when they get emotional.

Sseriya: Isn't it?

Anakin: Don't you ever--?

Sseriya: No...especially not when that creature known as my other self does all the emotional things for me.

Anakin: Oh...I guess that makes sense.

Steph: *SOB* LUCE! What a sad story!!! *cries and grabs Obi-Wan for comfort*

Obi-Wan: ...

Krispy: HEY! That's my Jedi! *latches self to Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: ...

Anakin: Master, I think that's the disadvantage of wearing such padded robes. You look squishy.

Sseriya: Don't cry all over the poor Jedi.

Steph: And the stupid angsty music!

Krispy: *cry* SADAME!!!

Steph: Someone turn the stupid angsty music off!!!

Krispy: I can't! It's stuck in my head!

Steph: *cries*

Krispy: Awwwww.

Wing: That's the same sound she's been making for the last 10 minutes or so.

Silversong: But it holds so much emotion. Nothing else would fit.

Wing: ...you trained Falke?

Silversong: I did. Do you think I did acceptably?

Wing: Well, she was much calmer than most Fire Guardians tend to be.

Silversong: Then I would say that is an accomplishment.

Wing: Too bad you didn't train Sseriya too...

Sseriya: You mean Stephanie. I am not the one currently latched onto a Jedi Knight.

Wing: Right...

Krispy: Hey Zalari, I want you to know that I really really really do like you.

Zalari: ...

Krispy: And that I really don't mean it when I write all those things.

Sseriya: *choke*

Krispy: *glare* It's just that...

Zalari: You have your "evil sadistic monster" reputation to keep up?

Krispy: NO! My Inspiration is the evil sadistic monster! I'm a terrible person! I can't help it! I mean, the Silverfall story for example...I FEEL BAD FOR HER! I think Luce is a cruel, bad bad person for doing that to her, but the angst is soooooo good!!!

Anakin: Um...digging yourself into another hole.

Krispy: You're right for once Brat Child. I shall shut up now.

Steph: *recovering* On the other hand...

Krispy: Sincère dearest when the frell are you going to give it up? People aren't even trying to pretend you're someone else any more. Heck! This time around you didn't even yell at Firalaer for calling you "Sincère" instead of "Neo-Sincère!"

Steph: But now, Krispy has to go because she should be doing other things like...

Krispy: Writing about Falke...yes...and NOT tormenting Zalari. Eheheheh...

Zalari: ...

Krispy: Really! I won't! I'll stop!

Zalari: ...

Krispy: You don't believe me?!!

Zalari: ...

Krispy: ...

Silversong: Apparently, he knows you too well.

Krispy: *sigh* Fine then. Be that way. Go ahead and "..." me. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:40 PM

Sunday, November 23, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: ALZ! YOU BETTER BE WRITING FOR ME!!!

Steph: Yeah, she's starting to worry about not receiving any good/decent submissions.

Krispy: Yes, I am. One more thing, I'm done with my UC essays! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sseriya: On the other hand, she realized that her Stanford essay isn't of very high quality.

Krispy: *sadness*wants to cry sort of*

Steph: But the happiness gained from finishing essays cancels out any feelings of sadness!

Sseriya: For now.

Krispy: Meaning, because I'm torn between laughing and crying, I will do neither and go to sleep! By the way, must finish a short story by tomorrow...eck...not gonna happen. AND have a scene that I want to write about evil!Zalari. Oh dear, he's become so creepy but so fun to torture!

Zalari: ...

Krispy: Er...sorry...I mean, he's not you but I get that he is you and um...er...

Anakin: Digging yourself deeper, AU Master.

Krispy: And um...I go sleepy now! Bye!

Sseriya: Running away, as usual.

Steph: What do you expect from a self-proclaimed coward?

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:38 AM