Saturday, November 22, 2003 :::
 
Anakin: WHERE DO I GO?!!! WHAT DO I DO?!!!

Sseriya: He seems confused.

Steph: You have a gift for understatement.

Sseriya: I find it helps morale.

Steph: Like making an understatement of Helm's Deep?

Sseriya: Oh, only 10,000 Orcs?

Steph: *thinks about this* Hmm...I guess that does help morale.

Wing: It could also make you sound INSANE.

Sseriya: Why do you think people thought I was crazy before I ever lost my mind?

Wing: ...point taken.

Krispy: Stop agitating the Padawan! And Wing! My freaking ALARM didn't go off this morning because of you and your wind! What the frell are you doing?!!!

Wing: Signaling autumn. Isn't that obvious? Strong winds is a sign of autumn you know.

Krispy: You didn't have to knock out the electricity!

Wing: Oops.

Krispy: ...

Anakin: And no. You can't have my lightsaber Alz because if I give you one Krispy will throw a fit and never let me go home and make me make one for her and then Master Obi-Wan would be upset with me.

Krispy: *sniff* Oh Anakin! I'm so proud of you! You're thinking about the consequences of your actions! There's still hope for you!

Wing: Unfortunately, despite what people in "X" might say, the future is already decided.

Krispy: NO! The future is still undecided.

Silversong: It seems, however, in the young Padawan's case...

Wing: It is decided.

Krispy: NO! There is always hope!

Steph: Wow, she just threw an Arwen LOTR quote at you!

Wing: Care to take this up with the Bearded One himself, George Lucas?

Krispy: Love will overcome all obstacles!

Anakin: You...love...me?

Krispy: Hey! Don't get to smug about it. I love Obi-Wan and because Obi-Wan's happiness is partially based on your being good and your being happy, I will argue this point to death! Besides, I've grown rather...fond of you.

Silversong: *smile* Meaning, when she insults you and calls you a brat, it is with the utmost affection.

Anakin: Complicated, Krispy is.

Krispy: You bet I am! Now where was I?

Wing: You can't win this.

Krispy: The future is still undecided.

Wing: *sigh* You know your Moulin Rouge quote? Um...that ended in tragedy.

Krispy: Oh shush you!

Wing: ...

Krispy: So Alz! I haven't done any work either! Watched more LOTR stuff! Viggo is so cool! Ok, I suppose I shoudl go try and be productive now. Sincère, I haven't forgot about you.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:59 PM

Thursday, November 20, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Ah, Obi-Wan! You have trained your apprentice well.

Obi-Wan: Thank you...?

Krispy: Anakin, I have to hand it to you. In a starfighter, you kick quite a bit of butt. You can fly.

Anakin: *smile* Thanks.

Krispy: Indeed.

Sseriya: Talented, the young one is.

Krispy: Okay, enough of that. Don't bloat his already big enough head.

Anakin: ...I resent that.

Krispy: Sorry. You are arrogant, you know.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Well, ALZ! You're finally back! I've been...

Sseriya: Torturing us in your absence. Please, continue to distract her.

Krispy: And I agree Alz! Most of the people in Clone Wars (aside from the clones themselves) are pretty freaking ugly, but...it has its entertainment value. *smile* And Obi-Wan, no matter what form, tends to grow on you. And his eyes change color! Well, they did. Not so much lately but...ah! Obi-Wan covered in slime!

Sseriya: I find your fascination with that rather disturbing.

Wing: *cough* Bold!Victor Frankenstein.

Steph: With his "glistening body."

Sseriya: That is even more disturbing.

Zalari: I still think the glass boxes are the most disturbing.

Obi-Wan: I agree.

Steph: Of course you would! You were stuck in one for a few months! You should've busted yourself out with the Force...like what you did with Dirge.

Obi-Wan: You don't think I tried?

Steph: ...wow, those boxes are strong.

Krispy: Of course they are! They're like...

Sseriya: Made of your will?

Krispy: Hahahaha...glass. They're made of glass.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Don't worry Seraph! I'd never come at you with a glass box...er...well...depending on the situation.

Wing: Watch your back.

Krispy: I do love Obi-Wan so!

Silversong: The Chosen One?

Anakin: What? Huh? Someone ask for me?

Krispy & Obi-Wan: ...

Obi-Wan: Do not let that get to your head, Anakin.

Anakin: Like I told Krispy, it's not like I chose to be the Chosen One.

Krispy: Just don't get stuck on it. But since we're talking about Jedi and all that, if Alz gets a lightsaber, I get one too! I mean, c'mon! You've been living in my head for what? Two years or something now and...

Obi-Wan: Against our will.

Anakin: We were kidnapped.

Obi-Wan: Snatched from a mission.

Krispy: I prefer saved from the pain soon follows.

Obi-Wan: The only knowledge we have of these Clone Wars has come from the information you have in your head.

Krispy: Wait...you've been snooping in my head?

Anakin: Jedi have to do something for training and while Master Obi-Wan was in that box, he sent me on information gathering training missions.

Krispy: ...isn't that a violation of privacy?!!

Steph: Hey, your head is where we live dear. We have property rights.

Krispy: WHAT?!

Sseriya: You wanted a lightsaber?

Krispy: Do you have one?!

Silversong: *to Anakin* Easily distracted. Has always been that way.

Sseriya: Perhaps I do have one.

Krispy: Why the frell do you have one and I don't?!

Sseriya: Because I am wise in the ways of the Force.

Obi-Wan: *smile*

Krispy: ...I'm...missing something here.

Steph: Indeed you are! And you aren't the only one!

Krispy: Obi-Wan! Can I have your lightsaber?

Obi-Wan: No.

Krispy: Your boots.

Obi-Wan: No.

Krispy: Your cloak.

Obi-Wan: No.

Krispy: Your tunic.

Obi-Wan: No.

Krispy: Your belt? Your comlink? Your spare crystals? Your pants?!!!

Obi-Wan: No.

Anakin: Pants...that's a new one.

Krispy: Your Padawan?

Obi-Wan: Well...

Anakin: !!!

Obi-Wan: *smile* No.

Krispy: Your BOOTS?!!!

Obi-Wan: Perhaps later...because as you say, I change my boots later.

Krispy: !!!

Steph: Flight dear...

Sseriya: Don't say dear. You will encourage him and then not only will I have to blast him into oblivion again, I will have to blast you into oblivion too.

Steph: You see Flight. I think you've made Sseriya even more violent than she used to be. I mean, I'm pretty violent, but Sseriya is really violent.

Wing: In the short of kill now, talk later sort of sense.

Steph: Blasting people into dust seems to be somewhat of a reflex now, and you see, that isn't safe for most people. Imagine the consequences if she blasted me into dust.

Sseriya: I would free myself of your annoying presence.

Steph: Pfft. Yeah! And then get re-crushed under the weight of all your guilt and anguish!

Sseriya: ...you make it sound so trivial.

Steph: It's my tone of voice, right?

Krispy: Ahem! Moving on. Sincère, even I agree that Halloween is way over. Do you honestly think that I've not glomped you because of your little disguise? If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit busy obsessing over the Hottest Jedi Ever, over here! *waves at Obi-Wan*

Anakin: *sigh* Poor Master...

Krispy: *smile* But don't worry dearest Neo-Sincère. Thanksgiving is going to be a lot of fun.

Anakin: I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Obi-Wan: I feel it too.

Krispy: Before I leave, as always, I LOVE YOU FIRALAER! I LOVE YOU OBI-WAN! And with that my dear friends, I bid you good night.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:20 PM

Tuesday, November 18, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: OBI-WAN!!!

Steph: Oh dear Force...

Wing: Poor, poor Jedi.

Krispy: *gets rid of glass box and promptly latches herself to him* YOU ROCK LIKE A BEAST!

Obi-Wan: ...did you just...

Anakin: Master, don't question a good thing.

Krispy: Let me worship the ground you walk on!

Obi-Wan: ...

Anakin: Okay, that's going a bit far.

Krispy: YOU ARE SO AWESOME!

Obi-Wan: Have I done anything spectacular lately?

Steph: Other than look hot, you mean?

Obi-Wan: ...yes, other than...that.

Steph: No.

Krispy: You shouldn't be confined to a mere glass box! You should be allowed to roam free! Free across the galaxies, kicking droid butt, and slicing up bad guys with your most awesome lightsaber!

Sseriya: She scareth me.

Silversong: She scareth me too.

Sseriya: I thought you were accustomed to this.

Silversong: I knew her in her childhood.

Sseriya: You mean she wasn't always this scary?

Silversong: Obsessions tend to change people.

Wing: Too true.

Krispy: Anakin can't hold a stick to you!

Anakin: What? What do I have to do with this?

Krispy: Obi-Wan Kenobi, you are THE MASTER.

Obi-Wan: Thank you...I think.

Steph: So Krispy, explain.

Krispy: Well on today's episode of Clone Wars, OBI-WAN KICKED MAJOR DROID/BOUNTY HUNTER ARSE!

Steph: *interested* Really now?

Krispy: Yes! He was so professional! Obi-Wan! You can lead me into battle any day!

Obi-Wan: ...

Sseriya: Says the self-proclaimed coward.

Krispy: I'd follow Obi-Wan anywhere!

Wing: To be saved.

Krispy: My hero!

Everyone: ...

Obi-Wan: Jedi try to avoid conflict.

Krispy: Oh yes, but you work oh so well when there is conflict. But where was I?

Steph: General Kenobi, they're destroying our canons.

Krispy: Right! And then Obi-Wan was like "Mount up." And there were clone troopers led by the one with the cape and tunic vs. the bounty hunter and his droids--everyone on those speederbike things. In any case, lead Clone Trooper really Obi-Wan in disguise! And then he totally kicks the bounty hunter's butt!

Steph: And I missed this!

Krispy: I have it taped! He freaking impaled the dude on his lightsaber, except the bounty hunter is like weirdly indestructible or something and started laughing in this maniacal scary way, causing animated Obi to have that exaggerated confused look--you know, the raising of an eyebrow aka the "Er?" look. Very funny. NEwayz, Obi-Wan gets smacked around a little and ends up on the floor. Bounty hunter (named Dirge...something like that) shoots these thorn/dart/bullet things at Obi-Wan, but guess what?

Steph: He deflects them with the Force!

Krispy: YES!

Wing: He can do that?

Krispy: YES! And then he gets fire shot at him and he DEFLECTS THE FIRE with THE FORCE!

Steph: !!! Master Kenobi!!!

Obi-Wan: Yes?

Steph: If I threw a fireball at you, could you deflect it with only the use of the Force?

Krispy: It was a stream of fire he deflected! And then he crushed Dirge's gun with the Force.

Steph: *gasp* Could you crush my hand with the Force?

Obi-Wan: I do not want to do that to you.

Steph: Oh come on! I'm okay with it! Let me shoot fire at you!

Obi-Wan: No really. I'd rather not have to defend myself against...friends.

Steph: Aww! I'm your friend! *GLOMP*

Obi-Wan: ...

Krispy: MY JEDI!!! *GLOMP*

Obi-Wan: ...

Anakin: You brought it on yourself, Master.

Obi-Wan: Indeed.

Sseriya: But is it his fault for being so, for lack of a better phrase, kick ass?

Steph & Krispy: No! It is not!

Krispy: And in the end, he SLICES Dirge in half with his lightsaber!

Steph: COOL!

Anakin: YOU DID?! And I missed this?

Krispy: See Anakin. This is why you're so arrogant. You never see what crazy things your master can do. You didn't see him defeat Darth Maul. You didn't see him take on Count Dooku. You didn't see Yoda in action. You didn't see Obi-Wan in battle!

Anakin: I've seen Master Obi-Wan in battle!

Krispy: Not when he does cool things like deflect streams of fire and flying thorns and slices bounty hunters in half!

Anakin: ...I guess that's true...

Krispy: Exactly! You didn't see him fight Jango Fett on Kamino either!

Anakin: ...sorry Master for...

Krispy: Being a brat!

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Could you both please let go of me?

Steph: Okay!

Krispy: But I love you so!

Obi-Wan: Well, I doubt I will be leaving any time soon.

Krispy: Woohoo! You win that Clone War!

Obi-Wan: I am merely one small part of it.

Krispy: Yeah, but still. You've got the Chosen One hanging around. The action comes your way.

Sseriya: General Kenobi.

Krispy: Yep! Ok, have much hw to complete still. Heh...can't concentrate due to 24 and Obi-Wan/Clone Wars high. Good night!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:22 PM

Sunday, November 16, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Ok so, I didn't come back that day. Sorry guys.

Steph: Eh.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: ...why do I have the feeling that none of you care?

Steph: Because we don't.

Sseriya: It is winter.

Anakin: Hibernation time.

Krispy: YOU GUYS DON'T HIBERNATE!

Anakin: We do now!

Krispy: Right...Obi-Wan! You're finally going to kick some droid and Sith butt in the Clone Wars! WOOHOO!

Obi-Wan: The Clone Wars?

Krispy: Oh right...we stole you guys before the end of Episode 2...

Obi-Wan: Indeed.

Krispy: Er...well...the point is that you KICK BUTT! Oh! You are so cool Master Kenobi! *worship*worship*

Anakin: ...

Wing: That's weird.

Sseriya: Isn't it?

Krispy: So, I was supposed to get a lot done this weekend and basically got NOTHING done. I'm so lame. I'm running out of time. I really need to get this stuff finished.

Zalari: You sleep too much.

Krispy: I do! Gaaahhh and I shouldn't have wasted those THREE HOURS watching Two Towers. I just wanted to see the beginning but then there was the fighting and Aragorn and fighting and the horses and fighting and Aragorn and fighting and Legolas and fighting and Aragorn and fighting and swords and rings and Aragorn and Legolas and Aragorn & Legolas TOGETHER!

Steph: Once you start, you can't stop.

Krispy: And today...what was that? All that wasted time!

Sseriya: Sitting around and doing nothing when you could've been doing something.

Krispy: Yes! but I suppose I should shut up and make use of what little time I have left. I can probably finish something...or at least half finish it.

Steph: You go and do that now.

Krispy: Yes, I should and I will! I leave you all with a few parting phrases.

Silversong: Is this what you were talking about?

Wing: Yes...the things she always says.

Krispy: I love you Firalaer! I love you Sincère! And LORD STORM! I BETTER NOT COME IN HERE AND FIND MINI STORMS AND TIAMATS RUNNING OR FLYING AROUND ANY TIME SOON!!!

Steph: Really...if you're going to be doing that, GET A ROOM.

Sseriya: ...do not do anything.

Kylin: You find their affection sickening sister?

Sseriya: Something like that...

Kylin: Or is it...

Sseriya: Children...drake children...hungry drake children in here...*shudder*

Other Dragon Kings: *to Storm* For once, we all agree with the younger Emerald princess. GET A ROOM!

Steph: Oh! I'm the younger Emerald princess.

Sseriya: *annoyed* Of course you are! You came after me.

Steph: *smile* Lighten up.

Sseriya: *mutter* What happened to me over the years...

Krispy: Heh. Well, good night!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:07 PM