Saturday, October 11, 2003 :::
 
Zalari: ...traps?

Krispy: Eheh...

Zalari: I didn't see anything.

Krispy: Well, no duh. They were well hidden.

Wing: So well hidden, apparently, that they were utterly USELESS.

Krispy: *glare at Wing* Shut up. But ZALARI! There were like...LAND MINES OUT THERE!

Zalari: ...

Krispy: And other things that go KABOOM!

Sseriya: And that would be the six year old speaking.

Krispy: Do you like weigh nothing?!!

Zalari: I just walked back in!

Krispy: ...but the lasers and the covered pits with hungry tigers and the--

Zalari: Nothing.

Krispy: ...who are you?

Zalari: ...

Steph: Are you saying he's an imposter?

Krispy: ...no...but that's a good point.

Sseriya: If an imposter could get past your little security devices, then they really were useless.

Krispy: ZALARI! Hi, welcome back!

Zalari: ...

Krispy: But really--what happened to all my stuff?

Anakin: Maybe it was extremely good luck.

Obi-Wan: There is no such thing as luck, only the Force.

Anakin: Right. Maybe it was your Inspiration's blessing.

Everyone: ...

Wing: Her Inspiration capable of blessing anything...ha!

Anakin: Maybe It likes Zalari.

Wing: ...it killed Zalari.

Anakin: Well...

Wing: And then It brought him back evil.

Anakin: ...oh fine! You win.

Krispy: Well in either case, I'm glad you're still in one piece.

Zalari: Me too.

Steph: Wait, did you say land mines?!

Krispy: Er...yea.

Steph: I thought you were trying to get Sincère alive!!!

Krispy: ...I...obviously forgot about that...

Everyone: .......................

Krispy: Excuse me for a second. *leaves to make some "adjustments"*

Sseriya: Someone tell me again why that-that-that...

Anakin: Yuya?

Sseriya: No! The other that--Krispy! That girl!

Anakin: ...you lost me.

Sseriya: Why exactly is Krispy considered intelligent?

Wing: Pfft. Where did you hear that?

Raven: You should not be so mean.

Wing: Let me rephrase that. Krispy's considered intelligent?! By who?!

Steph: Other people. She does things like...Calculus. *shudder*

Obi-Wan: It has nothing to do with intelligence. She simply chooses not to think at times.

Zalari: Too caught up in...setting traps. *pause* There really were traps out there?

Everyone: Yes.

Zalari: Interesting.

Steph: Dude, maybe it's because technically, you're already dead.

Wing: Immortal too.

Sseriya: Up to a point.

Krispy: *coming back in* Er...Flight...don't say THINGS like that!!! Augh!!!

Steph: Did you just notice that?

Krispy: Well no but...I just didn't say anything until now.

Sseriya: Did you make your adjustments?

Krispy: Yes. By the way, what are you going to be for Halloween.

Anakin: Um...myself.

Krispy: Well, instead of being Jedi--couldn't you be like...Hayden and Ewan?

Obi-Wan: *smile* You would like that, wouldn't you?

Krispy: *grin* Yes.

Anakin: A sly one...

Obi-Wan: Perhaps.

Anakin: !!!

Krispy: YAY!

Steph: OH! I wanna be the BLOG AUTHOR!

Krispy: WHAT?!

Steph: That's right. I'm going to be you.

Krispy: You can't be me! I'm me!

Wing: I thought you were Raven.

Krispy: And I thought Luce was you. So does that make you...I don't know, Luce?

Wing: ...no.

Krispy: My point exactly.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Besides, I'll still be me while I'm here. Unless Alz forces me to be a Dragon King again.

Kylin: Their Majesties would like to pretend to be rocks.

Krispy: ...

Sseriya: More like mountains really.

Steph: I'll be Sseriya. She can be me.

Sseriya: ...we already are each other!

Steph: Well, not really.

Sseriya: YES really.

Krispy: It's so bizarre watching them fight like that.

Anakin: Yeah, it is.

Krispy: Er well, I've obviously caused enough discord. I wonder what the frell my Inspiration is going to be.

Obi-Wan: It will be whatever it pleases.

Krispy: Yeah. Not like I'll know the difference. Good night everyone!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:42 PM

 
Krispy: Hahahaha!

My inner child is six years old!

Look what I can do! I can walk, I can run, I can
read! I like to do stuff, and there's a whole
big world out there to do it in. Just so long
as I can take my blankie and my Mommy and my
three best friends with me, of course.


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::: spewed by Krispy at 1:00 PM

 
Krispy: HELLO EVERYONE!!!

Steph: You're in a happy mood.

Krispy: I want to apply to NYU's Tisch School of the Arts!

Steph: ...

Wing: WHAT?!

Anakin: Art School? I thought Master Gennia was the artist.

Krispy: SHE IS!

Anakin: ...Master, it's not adding up.

Krispy: I want to major in Dramatic Writing!!!

Everyone: ...

Steph: Say what?

Krispy: Dramatic writing--screenwriting, playwriting, dramatic writing!!!

Steph: My little Krispy wants to go into the film industry?

Krispy: *cries* But that's so impractical! What am I going to do with a BA in Fine Arts?!! I'm going to have to come home and live with my parents and be a half starved struggling artist!!!

Wing: I think you have a tendency to be...overdramatizing your speech.

Krispy: And besides, if I get accepted to any Californian institutions, there's like a 1:10 chance me choosing to go to New York of unbearable summers and freezing winters and--augh! It's New York! I can't survive on my own out there!!! I can't survive on my own here!!!

Sseriya: Grow up. You will have to take care of yourself sometime.

Krispy: It's cold over there! And it's scary! And no one obeys freaking traffic lights!!!

Steph: MTV is down there and so are all the news channels. You've got Times Square and all those beautiful museums. And don't get me started on the shopping down there. H&M, Fifth Avenue, Soho!

Krispy: Not that I'll have money for any of that stuff.

Steph: And the historical sites.

Krispy: ...

Obi-Wan: Stephanie is quite good at appealing to all sides of your personality.

Krispy: ...

Steph: Just think, you could visit Trinity Church and pay your respects to the incomparable Alexander Hamilton every day if you wanted to.

Krispy: !!!

Sseriya: ...

Wing: What is it with you and dead people?

Krispy: *cries* I can't decide! But I really want to stay in state!!! Besides, if I get an undergrad degree in psychology and minor or something in creative writing, I could always go to grad. school at NYU for that...

Steph: You'd go to Grad school for screenwriting? Isn't that even more impractical?

Krispy: Yeah but if I take that for undergrad, then I'll be stuck! What else would I go to Grad school for? I won't have any other choice!

Steph: But it sounds so cool!

Krispy: IT DOES!!!

Zalari: But in any case, that was not the point of this blog.

Everyone: *STARE*

Krispy: !

Steph: OMG! YOU'RE FINALLY NOT MISSING IN ACTION!!!

Krispy: WHERE THE FRELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

Sseriya: And to add to all of that, WHERE THE FRELL DID YOU GO?!!

Zalari: I...don't really know.

Everyone: ...

Anakin: So what? Krispy just sort of banished you and lost you.

Zalari: And then I wandered back.

Anakin: *pause* Okay.

Obi-Wan: ?

Anakin: I've learned, Master, that nothing makes sense around here. Just take everything at face value.

Obi-Wan: But not all the time.

Krispy: You didn't happen to meet my Inspiration, did you?

Zalari: No.

Krispy: *sigh* Well, it was worth asking...

Steph: I thought it was hiding out in here.

Krispy: *shrug* Who knows.

Steph: In any case...ZALARI!!! *glomp* WE MISSED YOU!

Krispy: Er...excuse her over-hyperness. I've been neglecting the blog...thus way too much energy.

Zalari: I can tell. *smile* Stephanie, you're choking me.

Steph: Ha! Sorry!

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: NEwayz, the purpose of the blog, aside from ranting about NYU and finding Zalari, was to say I need to stop talking to Luce about my dreams.

Wing: Dear Force, are you going to write?!!!

Everyone: *silence*

Krispy: Er...Wing, I think you've been in my head too long.

Wing: I don't really have a choice now, do I?

Krispy: Yeah, so I had this dream and like um...it was pretty cool and um...had to do with X sort of.

Steph: Not that she met anyone from X.

Krispy: Yeah, cuz I never meet anyone in my dreams. Oh KAMUI! WHERE ARE YOU?!!

Wing: ...

Krispy: *cough* Anyway, it had to do with like tarot card-like things and people being assigned a word--like a destiny they had to fulfill. The coolest by far was the card for Destiny--not that I much remember what the other cards looked like. I just remember Destiny and Death.

Anakin: Why are we not surprised.

Krispy: In any case, Alz, if I talk to you later, I'll tell you more about it. My brain is like half running in German right now as I do the hw for that and blog. With that, I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:44 PM

Wednesday, October 08, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: AUGH! Don't want to do...*dramatic music* Calculus homework...

Steph: ...IS THAT ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT?!! YOURSELF?!!!

Krispy: ...um...what is with this sudden verbal attack?

Anakin: You've been neglecting the blog again.

Wing: You've also seem to have failed to even notice Alz's huge rant on things that are of greater importance than just your little onesy.

Krispy: *blink* Wing, when the frell have you cared about anything?

Wing: I care about things...I just don't really care about you.

Krispy: ...

Sseriya: *flatly* That was rather harsh.

Krispy: Well, I went to the site, read a few headlines while trying not to be blinded by all that GOLD, RED, WHITE, and BLUE and then I closed it because...

Steph: IT WAS A LOAD OF CRAP! I say you SEND YOUR FREAKING INSPIRATION AFTER THOSE BASTARDS!!!

Krispy: ...you are very...

Sseriya: No self-control whatsoever. I deteriorated into that loud, fuming, hysterical...thing. How disgusting.

Steph: You know, you're going to just...SNAP one of these days.

Sseriya: And are you not proof of that?

Steph: ...

Anakin: She's also venting her frustration from your lack of bloggage.

Krispy: Augh! I'm should be doing college stuff or at least math hw!

Steph: *cries* Humans are stupid!

Everyone: ...

Red: What did she just say?

Gold: *waking up* What? What?

Black: Humans are stupid. Was that not common knowledge?

Gold: *still trying to figure out what's going on* WHAT?!

Sseriya: ...years of trying to...*sigh*...all gone because of one sentence...

Wing: You deny what you, yourself, have spoken?

Sseriya: I deny nothing. Humans are stupid.

Kylin: Spoken like a true drake.

Sseriya: That is not to say that dragons are not stupid. And I am certainly not saying that Birds are not stupid, but perhaps less stupid than most.

Wing: ...I don't know whether to be offended or not...

Raven: *smile* Just take it as it is.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Well, so NEwayz, in my defense, I feel that Steph, Alz, and Luce do enough ranting to cover me. Besides, they do a much better job than I do. Actually, I commented to Luce today that if she keeps getting so riled up, she's going to have a heart attack or something one day and I'll end up driving her to the hospital or something. Heh. One of us has to stay calm, right?

Steph: You're too neutral and luke-warm towards things.

Krispy: No actually, stuff like that really does piss me off but I think I prefer to let it simmer.

Sseriya: Keep it bottled up like that and one day...

Krispy: If I meet any of these idiots, I'll punch them with my X-ringed hand is what I'll do. Why do you think I let it simmer?! Unlike the rest of you, I'm pretty dang weak but if pissed enough...well, I've got the Inspiration on my side, ne?

Steph: I bet the Inspiration is an It--a neuter.

Krispy: And why do you say that?

Steph: Cuz that would go against everything all those close-minded freaks beliefs. What would they do? No gender?! *gasp*

Krispy: Hah! That would be good. In any case, I think I should go. Must do college things and math hw and such...WANT TO WRITE ABOUT FALKE! Gargh!

Anakin: What? You want to write?

Krispy: Yes. The feeling's been there at the back of my mind for a while now... I guess everyone's rantings and all this narrow-minded crap is waking it up. Well, and I think all the stress of college stuff hanging over my head is making it kick into gear.

Steph: One can hope.

Obi-Wan: You should go now.

Krispy: Yes. I should. As a parting, I would like to present you with a quote Ujval has so kindly provided me with. I quite like it and it's not depressing or dark or anything!

Sseriya: How surprising.

Krispy: "War isn't about who's right; it's about who's left."

Sseriya: *small smile*

Obi-Wan: Wise words.

Krispy: Indeed! Now then, I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:11 PM