Magical Valley v.12 Return of the Classic

The Inspirations and Residents of the heads of weird special girls need some room for ...expression.


and the bloggers are...

The Kick-Ass Blog Authors
Luce
Krispy
Alz

The Long-Suffering Inspirations
Tenshi
Silverfall

The Way Cool OMG-Inducing Knights
Deux
Cadecus
Inazuma
Kella
Pokka
Quicksilver
Étoile
Seraph
Sasarra
Savoir
Victoire
Incendie

The Cutest Couple Ever
Sseriya
Zalari

The (also) Long-Suffering Jedi Knights
Obi-Wan
Anakin

The Dizzang Shiny Dragons
Emerald
Bronze
Red
Blue
Black
Iron
Gold
Ruby
Sapphire
Crystal
Ice
White
Purple
Green
Brown
Silver
Storm
Tiamat
Kylin

The Aww-Inducing Cuties
Aegis
Wooya
Seastar
Tenyagetsu
Beast

The Pretty Blondes
Firalaer
Enestil
Stephanie

The Kismeti
Lucifer
Michael

The Mafia Queen and her Cohorts
Herself
Fushigi Panda
Mafia Guys

The Flaming Gay One
Zakaru

The Gay Ones
Wing
Firin

The Constantly Horny All-Rounder
Flight

The Whiny Knight
Sincère

...and his Other Self
Neo-Sincère

Really Cool Person That Luce Totally Didn't Forget
Firetail

People You Don't Want To Piss Off Velvet
Shinigami
Rael
Nerilay

Otha Kewl Pplz
Houseki
Gwendolyn
Escander
Idriel
Silversong
Raven
Imanierant

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Archive
Krispy's LJ
Alz's LJ
Luce's LJ
Host
inspired by Gennia


Friday, September 26, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: OMG.

Steph: Now what?

Sseriya: Spare us.

Krispy: I am no longer number one.

Everyone: ...

Wing: Er...Gina finally beat you down?

Krispy: No. If it were Gina, I wouldn't mind as much. But it's someone ELSE.

Wing: ...

Anakin: Would it be a bad idea to ask who?

Krispy: elsa.

Everyone: ...?

Krispy: SHE IS GOING DOWN! I could've kept going but I was tired and I thought 40,790 points would be enough to keep the hounds off, but ELSA comes along with her 41,000 points. OH YEAH! 50,000 points here I come!

Sseriya: You are obsessed.

Steph: Go think about Kamui some more...or Nataku or...FIRALAER! DO SOMETHING! DISTRACT HER!!!

Krispy: GRRRR. I'm out.

Wing: Aren't you going to find out what your Inspiration is?

Anakin: *shouting after Krispy* Yea! Like...whether it's a female, male, an it? What it is? A blob? A humanoid? A--Krispy?

Sseriya: It is too late. She is trapped in a viscious cycle.

Steph: *sigh* The streamers of Fate. Someone put on Sadame.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:32 PM


 
Krispy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAA!!!

Wing: I thought she wasn't that high anymore...

Anakin: Great. Even her laughing is off.

Krispy: I AM NUMBER ONE!!! I OWN THAT GAME!!!

Everyone: ...

Obi-Wan: That is very...un-Jedi.

Krispy: Master Kenobi, loosen up. I've been trying to get on those lists for THREE years, and now...*smile* I freaking OWN one of them...Well, with Gina of course.

Steph: You said you were number one yesterday.

Krispy: I still am. But I'm also number two now and another one...7 or 8 I believe. I added almost 20,000 to my 23,000 some points!!! HAHAHA! High score? 40790 baby!!!

Sseriya: Someone destroy the game.

Krispy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Steph: It's like that time...with the power rush and everything...

Anakin: I guess she doesn't have power rushes that often.

Steph: Krispy's quite a negative person. You know, usually she thinks everything she does is bleh or sucks or something along those lines. Then there are those random times when she gets like this.

Anakin: And thinks she's the ruler of the world?

Steph: Yes. And then she laughs like that and says things like "I ROCK! I AM SO GOOD! I OWN THAT GAME! KISS MY ARSE!" etc. etc.

Wing: Anyone have a tranquilizer.

Steph: The scary thing is...it probably won't work.

Krispy: *sing-song* And I saw X! Aaaaaaawwwwwwww KAMUI! I LOVE YOU SO!!!

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: Fickle in mood, fickle in love, even fickle in hate...

Krispy: He's so sad and pathetic and angsty and he's so squishy! I just want to give him food.

Steph: Which in your terms equates love.

Krispy: THAT IS RIGHT! I love him so much.

Steph: I don't think that's very healthy.

Krispy: But I do! *sniff* Poor Kamui. Poor everyone!

Sseriya: Life sucks.

Krispy: Sometimes...*brightens* BUT NOT TODAY!!! *starts laughing hysterically again*

Wing: And people wonder why our world is so messed up.

Sseriya: She is an evil sadistic monster.

Wing: An evil sadistic MENTALLY UNSTABLE monster.

Steph: Amen.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* We're out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:39 PM


Thursday, September 25, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I AM NUMBER ONE! NUMMER EINS! NUMERO UNO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! *dances around*

Sseriya: ...

Wing: I don't know what that is.

Steph: GO KRISPY! As Gina put so aptly, "They can kiss our chicken catchin' arses!!!"

Krispy: THAT'S RIGHT! After 3 years of trying all those games, I AM FINALLY ON THE LIST AND NUMBER ONE!!!

Sseriya: ...she makes it sound as if she has dominated the world.

Krispy: That's next on the list.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Gina and I will take over that game. We will ELIMINATE ALL COMPETITION.

Steph: ...now she's freaking me out.

Wing: She has some..."tyrant" in her.

Steph: Dictator.

Sseriya: Gestapo.

Krispy: *manaical laughter*

Anakin: Master, should I smack her?

Obi-Wan: You should not hit a lady.

Anakin: ...but Master.

Obi-Wan: But in this case...

Anakin: *smacks Krispy* SNAP OUT OF IT! WHAT KIND OF JEDI ARE YOU?

Krispy: *blink at Anakin*grin* The kind that is NUMBER ONE ON THE CHICKEN GAME LIST!!!

Anakin: ...

Krispy: AND I know what FIRALAER IS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wing: I think she's really lost it this time.

Anakin: Really...really this time.

Sseriya: If this is what she is like when she is happy, I think I like her better when she is sad...or stressed even.

Steph: Firalaer...well, they've been tormented by that question for a long time, I guess I can see where they--

Krispy: ISN'T THAT SO FREAKING COOL?!!!

Steph: Um...sure...

Wing: You'd think she got accepted into college or something...

Steph: Seriously...

Krispy: AND and guess what?!!!

Sseriya: I don't want to know.

Krispy: X!!! TOMORROW!!!

Sseriya: ...Kamui?

Krispy: YES!!! *HAPPINESS*

Anakin: Er...

Krispy: *DIES*

Steph: That's not good.

Sseriya: I think maybe it is good.

Wing: A blessing...in disguise.

Anakin: Thinly disguised.

Krispy: You guys all suck! I'm going now! Bye!

Obi-Wan: *sigh*

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:50 PM


Wednesday, September 24, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Oh Alz! I'm so excited!

Anakin: ...scary, isn't it?

Krispy: ANAKIN! You didn't cut your hair!

Anakin: Er...I will...later...or something...

Krispy: NEwayz...Alz! You're so cute! Curling iron a torture device? Hah! It's basically this cylindrical stick/rod thing that is hot and you wrap your hair around it and hold it there for a little bit so that your hair curls and then we just spray you with hair spray afterwards to keep your hair curly. Besides, Chibi and/or Luce will do it for you.

Steph: You're really into this, aren't you?

Krispy: You bet I am.

Wing: Luce is being...me?

Krispy: Apparently.

Wing: ...I don't like it.

Krispy: Of course you don't, but what you say isn't going to stop Luce.

Wing: ...

Krispy: This is going to be so much fun!

Sseriya: Too much fun...*looks around* Have we found Zalari yet?

Wing: What? Feeling anxious?

Luce: Realizing your great and t00by love for him?

Sseriya: ...no. I was just curious.

Luce: *deflated* Oh...

Krispy: Nope! No Zalari to be found!

Anakin: Aren't you worried?

Krispy: NOPE!

Anakin: ...you...aren't?

Krispy: No, unless you have some information for me? Hmmm?

Anakin: No.

Krispy: Then that's that. He can take care of himself. Now, where was I? Oh yes, FIRALAER! Don't be too harsh a judge! You have to understand that Luce and Krispy are very poor and have little time to spare these few months and that in our world, it is very difficult to find your kind of clothing! But we will try our best, and we really really want to see Alz pretending to be you! That would be SO COOL! And she'll possibly even be channeling you all day and that would ROCK LIKE A BEAST!

Steph: And as for accessories...

Krispy: *brightly* If the necklace we gave Alz isn't enough jewelry, I'm sure between Luce and I, we'll have enough jewelry for you to choose from. Speaking of which, I found this really cool ring with this red gem in it and it has a gold band but it's my mom's so I probably can't have it/wear it/make you wear it, but it was very cool. BUT I do have this other ring that has a red sparkly in it so...eh...

Obi-Wan: You are getting ahead of yourself. Focus on the present, my young Padawan.

Krispy: Right! Of course! Haha, you sound like Qui-Gon and I have your problem.

Obi-Wan: ...

Krispy: I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:03 PM


Tuesday, September 23, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I have to read Econ.

Obi-Wan: Yes. You should go do that.

Krispy: Later. I should also write my personal statement for the PSAT stuff.

Obi-Wan: You really should do that.

Krispy: Maybe later. I got the L. Ron Hubbard book...hopefully I won't regret buying it. Hehe.

Steph: HI!

Krispy: Hi! I forgot what I was going to blog about.

Sseriya: I love you Krispy.

Krispy: !!!

Everyone: !!!

Wing: Was that just a confession of love?! WHERE'S ZALARI WHEN STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS?!!!

Sseriya: Velvet has a very good point. Thanks to you, Flight is ignoring me and Stephanie. Thank you.

Krispy: Oh...er...unintentional but, you're welcome?

Steph: So, you decide on what the frell you're doing?

Krispy: I'm taking it all as it goes. By the way, ALZ! BE FIRALAER if not Flight!!!

Steph: Yeah...you be Firalaer this time. I'm sick and TIRED of being FIRALAER 365 days a year.

Sseriya: An exaggeration, but close.

Krispy: And you don't have to use curlers! We could use a curling iron! Luce is good with those things! And what's this about X?!! WHERE?!!! WHEN?!! HOW?!!! GIMME!!!

Obi-Wan: Work?

Krispy: Yes! Of course. Oh before I do that. ANAKIN!

Anakin: *jump* What?!! What's the matter? What happened? What?!

Krispy: CUT YOUR HAIR!

Anakin: ...

Krispy: In Episode 3, you've got like Luke length hair...like mullet...except not exactly. It's so freaky looking!!! EWWW!!! SO WRONG! CUT IT!!!

Anakin: ...

Steph: AUGH! IT IS FREAKY!!! CUT IT OFF!!!

Krispy: And-and, you're a PADAWAN Brat-Child! You can't have long hair! You have to have the Padawan hair cut!!! GO BACK TO THE PADAWAN HAIR!!!

Sseriya: I am forced to agree.

Krispy: Don't make me cut your hair for you! OBI-WAN! DO SOMETHING!!! Control your apprentice!!!

Obi-Wan: Anakin, cut your hair.

Anakin: Erm...okay...?

Krispy: Firalaer, I love you. Neo-Sincère, I want your boots. Flight, you rock! And with that, I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:11 PM


Monday, September 22, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Er...Rainbow wings?

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeAngel of Nature
Wing ColorRainbow
Heavenly WeaponBlasts of holy light
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Steph: ...Angel of Nature?

Krispy: I don't like bugs. And um...Blasts of holy light? That's pretty cool.

Steph: Yeah, that is pretty cool. Blasts of holy light. Has a nice ring.

Krispy: I think I'm starting to channel Brian again.

Steph: After all these years?

Krispy: Yeah, I know. It hasn't been YEARS!!!

Steph: Feels like it.

Krispy: Let's see what you are.

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeGuardian Angel
Wing ColorWhite
Heavenly WeaponTwo short swords
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Krispy: Er...Guardian Angel?

Steph: White...well short swords...those are fun.

Krispy: I think you're channeling Brian.

Steph: Well, I was married to him in an alternate universe.

Krispy: Heh...let's try this...

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeAngel of Music
Wing ColorWhite with silver tips
Heavenly WeaponBow and arrows
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Sseriya: Angel of Music?

Steph: ...

Krispy: You have cool wings though.

Wing: Music...?

Sseriya: I do not particularly like bow and arrows either.

Krispy: You sound like...Wing.

Anakin: Except for the music part.

Krispy: Yeah. Hmm...let's do Wing.

Wing: You don't know my birthday! You don't know my zodiac sign!

Krispy: I don't know...I think you'd make a pretty good Aquarius.

Wing: ...

Krispy: We'll go with that for now. I'll spend some time...eventually and match you up properly but for now...

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeAngel of Love
Wing ColorOrange with gold tips
Heavenly WeaponTrident
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Steph: HAHAHAHAHA!

Wing: ...you are not serious...

Sseriya: *trying very hard to keep composure*

Krispy: Oh Wing! No wonder you're so squishy! Angel of love!

Raven: It really is too bad he does not have the sweet disposition to match that title.

Wing: RAVEN!

Krispy: Let's do Raven... lalalala...

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeAngel of Mysteries
Wing ColorPowder Blue
Heavenly WeaponDivine Magic
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Wing: ...that is so unfair.

Krispy: Hmm, matches you quite well.

Raven: I agree.

Krispy: Hey Anakin! When's your b-day?

Anakin: ...no comment.

Krispy: Well, I'll do one more...on Obi-Wan and use Ewan's b-day.

Obi-Wan: ...

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeAngel of Peace
Wing ColorDark Blue
Heavenly WeaponTwo short swords
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Everyone: *STARE*

Krispy: DUDE! Does that FIT or what?! Blue coloration, short swords, Angel of PEACE! WOW!

Obi-Wan: *smile*

Anakin: *sigh* Once a Jedi, always a Jedi. Destined to BE a Jedi.

Krispy: When's Hayden's b-day? I'll do that for you. Hmm...also and Aries...

Anakin: WHAT?!

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeArchangel
Wing ColorSea foam green
Heavenly WeaponAbility to bless or curse
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Krispy: I think Tenshi would kill you for that wing color.

Anakin: ...Archangel?

Krispy: Well, I'm not surprised. Chosen One and all that. Let's try me again...

Afterlife as an Angel by childdoll
Your Name
Astrological Sign
Angel TypeAngel of Vengence
Wing ColorGold
Heavenly WeaponDivine Magic
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


Everyone: ...

Krispy: Woohoo! Am I cool or what?

Sseriya: Vengence...

Steph: You are an evil being.

Krispy: Well, that's enough for me. I'll be off to study for tests and to write Angry Peaches! I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:41 PM


Sunday, September 21, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: So...

Steph: Sasarra is happy...

Krispy: Yeah, I can tell. I'd be happy too if I won a bunch of money.

Steph: ...

Sseriya: Have we found Zalari yet?

Krispy: No, we haven't. I'm kinda worried.

Steph: Yeah, you better be.

Krispy: Well, my great plan of organization has failed miserably. I'm quite sad about it.

Obi-Wan: At least you finished some of the things...though perhaps not the most important thing.

Krispy: I know! That essay! ARGH!

Anakin: *sigh* And what else haven't you done?

Krispy: Well, that was the most important thing I didn't do. I also didn't go look for scholarships like I was supposed to.

Wing: Speaking of scholarships...

Krispy: *nervous laugh* Heh...well, I didn't start/write that story that I was thinking about entering into a scholarship thing...

Obi-Wan: You will get nowhere in life.

Krispy: I know! Eep!

Anakin: ...Krispy...a...scholar?

Krispy: ...

Steph: Haha! That's funny!

Krispy: Sometimes I really don't like you.

Steph: I know.

Krispy: And Neo-Sincère! Of course you want my non-existent rock collection!

Wing: No, he doesn't.

Krispy: Er, do you want my...er...a Dragon King?

Sseriya: What?!

Krispy: Ehehe...just kidding. Would you like a scale from a Dragon King?

Obi-Wan: What else have you not completed?

Krispy: Oh right...*nervous laugh* Anakin, please dig a trench for me. *to Alz* Um...I know I said I'd have some writing for you...some Peaches of Anger at the least but--

Steph: Oh, Krispy's in trouble now.

Anakin: There's always a catch.

Krispy: Well, I didn't do either...really. I kind of wrote a little more of Peaches of Anger but...I'm not feeling very...moved to do it...I kind of don't know where I'm going with it really.

Steph: Dude, you're dead.

Wing: Alz is going to kill you.

Sseriya: Farewell.

Krispy: ...Sseriya, I feel the love.

Sseriya: Right.

Krispy: But Alz! WAIT! Before you decide to kill me! I drew!

Wing: Raven?

Krispy: Er, no. I know I was supposed to do that but I still haven't figured out what I want to do yet so...but I drew something else! So, you'll see that tomorrow or something...if I remember to bring it. Don't kill me! And I did do a bit more of Peaches so you can't kill me or I won't be able to write more, you see!

Wing: You know, one day that reasoning is going to fail you.

Krispy: Heh...oh! And I can't decide what to be for Halloween.

Steph: Woohoo! Dressing up! First off, I am NEVER EVER being D'Capissette again and I will not let you try to turn me into Firalaer again.

Sseriya: *glare at Krispy* Don't even think about doing any such thing to me.

Krispy: ...wow, you guys really know how I think.

Steph: But of course.

Krispy: So my choices this Halloween are someone from The O.C. to complement Gennia and Shannon's costumes, myself (as in the Valley version of me), or Raven.

Raven: You want to be me?

Krispy: It's a lot easier to be you than it is to be Wing.

Wing: ...

Krispy: So for The O.C. I'd have to find something...er...skimpy or something like that so...NO. For me, I'd have to make paws and a tail and ears and I'd have to find really good temporary hair dye or a turquoise wig. I think I have sufficient brown/black clothing to do the outfit. And for Raven...well, I really can't do anything about my eyes; I can try to temporarily dye the tips of my hair white; I have black clothes and the necklace; get red feathers. All I would need is a white tunic with red fringe and my Grandma said she's willing to make that for me...or try to...

Steph: Krispy, it's still SEPTEMBER.

Obi-Wan: Should you not be thinking of more important things?

Krispy: I should. I should. And since Alz is online, I shall go chat with her. Bye!

Steph: BYE!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:14 PM


 
Krispy: Well Neo-Sincère, WHAT THE FRELL DO YOU WANT?!!

Anakin: I thought you had this converation before...you're supposed to offer something, aren't you?

Krispy: ...my...rock collection?

Wing: ...you have a rock collection?

Krispy: No, but I can get one.

Wing: ...

Steph: *staring at the Knights* They're betting on our behavior...

Sseriya: *blasts Flight into dust* What? Did you say something?

Steph: ...nevermind...

Obi-Wan: You know that violence is not the answer, right?

Sseriya: What could you possibly mean, Master Kenobi? Violence is always the answer.

Steph: Heh...she's tired...it's late at night...

Kylin: No. Stop making excuses for yourself. *to Obi-Wan* She is always like that and has always been that way for as far back as I can remember.

Sseriya: Liar.

Kylin: Exaggeration dear.

Sseriya: Just because you are family--

Steph: ZALARI!!! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!

Wing: Sseriya's getting out of control again!

Sseriya: What?!

Krispy: Ahem...so...Imanierant! You're so cute and it's very cool that you make your own clothes. I mean, I go out and spend inordinate amounts of money on clothes because I CAN'T MAKE MY OWN. And if I did...it would be pretty sad. I am artistically challenged.

Anakin: She also can't cook for beans.

Krispy: I can make eggs!

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Cook eggs.

Krispy: Right..."cook" eggs.

Steph: ZALARI!!!

Krispy: I think he's escaped.

Steph: What the frell is that supposed to mean?

Krispy: I mean like...he's successfully left the Valley...like...like Yuya.

Steph: ...Did you just compare Zalari to Yuya?

Krispy: Er, I didn't mean it like that...? But I guess so...?

Steph: That is so wrong. But LEFT THE VALLEY?!!!

Krispy: Like you know, home.

Sseriya: Then why didn't he take the Dragon Kings with him?

Krispy: Alz would protest it and I think we'd notice 17 huge dragons missing.

Sseriya: Oh, I see. *blasts Flight's slowly reforming dust into dust...again*

Wing: Abuse of powers.

Sseriya: As if you wouldn't do the same were you in my place.

Krispy: So Firalaer, about them boots--click? There are types of click?!

Steph: Luce's boots don't click.

Krispy: Mine do but I wanted those non-heal boots cuz they looked cool and they'd be more comfortable to walk in and because they were like calf-length boots and would thus complete my collection of boots--ankle to calf to knee!

Anakin: When were you ever so concerned about these sort of things?

Krispy: We're talking about boots, Anakin.

Anakin: Right...

Krispy: *to Incendie* I'm glad you left Flight to do the pouncing and--all those other Flight things because it would be a real shame to lose one of you Knights...ya know. And then Alz would probably throw a fit at me. Oh! I should make my disclaimer. I am not responsible and thus cannot be held accountable for anything those people *points at Jedi, Steph/Sseriya, Wing, Dragon Kings, etc.* do.

Steph: Next person to leer at me loses an eyeball. *waves around Selendrile*

Krispy: I MISS YUYA!

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: *to Steph* Do you want to hit her or should I?

Steph: *smacks Krispy over the head* What the frell are you thinking?

Wing: What's wrong with you?

Anakin: Are you sick?

Krispy: I miss his ignoring of me. There was a distinct feel to being ignored and ignoring people, ya know?

Wing: Now I know it's too late at night. Go to sleep Krispy. Go to sleep.

Obi-Wan: Sound advice. I second that.

Krispy: Okie dokie then!

Steph: Dear Force...ZALARI!!! HELP! THE WORLD IS FALLING APART IN YOUR ABSENCE!!!

Sseriya: More than a little exaggerated but otherwise, I agree.

Krispy: Good night! Or morning!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:17 AM




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