Saturday, September 20, 2003 :::
 
Obi-Wan: *sigh* I see your plan to become organized has...failed.

Krispy: It has.

Obi-Wan: Aren't you disappointed? Angry with yourself?

Anakin: Anything?

Krispy: *grin* I GOT CLOTHES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Steph: SHOPPING?! WHERE?! WHEN?! HOW?!!!

Krispy: *cough* I mean, I'm very bad.

Obi-Wan: ...

Wing: More clothes? I thought your closet was bursting from those mountains of clothes.

Krispy: True but...these are like nice clothes.

Everyone: ...

Steph: Yeah cuz you don't wear nice clothes normally.

Krispy: Well, I mean like, more formal clothing.

Sseriya: ...why?

Krispy: I don't know! BUT I DIDN'T GET ANY BOOTS!!!

Sseriya: You already have three pairs, one of which you have yet to wear.

Krispy: But they all have heels. The boots I saw today didn't!

Steph: They also cost a pretty penny.

Krispy: True true...and I got some books...mostly classics but hey--nothing wrong with those.

Obi-Wan: And how was your college visit?

Krispy: Oh yes! That. It was quite nice. I liked it and I like Claremont McKenna. It is kinda small though...really.

Steph: They had good food.

Krispy: Yes, they did! And Alz, that was a very satisfying blog. Thank you. Also, Neo-Sincère! Can I have your boots? I LOVE YOU FIRALAER! And NO VICTOIRE! You can NOT eat Wing or Raven!

Anakin: Trying to make up for lost time, eh?

Krispy: You betcha. Alz! You have pretty hair! I want to see! And Firetail in a frilly shirt? What?! I want to see!

Wing: You have no tact at all.

Krispy: Making up for time. No time to have tact!

Wing: ...

Krispy: And what's this about having manners? HAH! But you can't really blame me! Look at the people I have to deal with! And it's not like I had the privilege of being educated in proper etiquette.

Kylin: Much good that proper education did for Sseriya.

Sseriya: What proper education?

Steph: What?

Kylin: See what I mean.

Krispy: It is also a good thing when Dragon Kings are quiet.

Sseriya: Otherwise they would most likely be rampaging across the Valley.

Steph: Squishing anything and everything in their path. *wince* I'd hate to see a Dragon King relay race.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Right...and anyone seen Zalari?

Anakin: I don't know. You tell us.

Wing: Oh Great and Wise Blog Author!

Krispy: *glare*

Anakin: You know, I thought Flight would be a little more happy about the disappearance of Zalari. With his interest in Steph/Sseriya and all.

Sseriya: Shut up Brat-Child.

Steph: Hmm...sounds like a good time to go a-hunting for Zalari, ne?

Krispy: Oh no! No one else is leaving the Valley!

Raven: So I suppose that I am staying then.

Krispy: Er...sorry but yeah. I will go look! Until next time then, I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:31 PM

Friday, September 19, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Sheez, it's so quiet in here.

Steph: Yeah, I know.

Krispy: I mean, Luce almost never blogs and Alz...

Steph: HEY ALZ! You want writing?! WELL YOU BETTER START SPEAKING UP IN HERE!

Sseriya: ...

Steph: Cuz you know, the more bored I get, the less cooperative I am.

Sseriya: I suppose that is true. You seem to need to be entertained.

Steph: You bet!

Krispy: Gods, I have so much to do. So stressed out...so doomed...

Wing: Well don't do it in here! We already have to deal with it 24/7.

Obi-Wan: You must center yourself and...organization of some kind would help.

Krispy: *breathe in*breathe out* Thanks Master Kenobi.

Anakin: Eh, no problem. It's his job to be wise and calming.

Steph: Damn straight.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Raven! You still here?

Wing: Of course he's still here! You won't let him leave.

Krispy: No, ALZ won't let him leave.

Wing: ...

Raven: Did you need me?

Krispy: No. Just wanted to make sure you were alive and well.

Raven: I am.

Krispy: Good.

Sseriya: Where is Zalari?

Steph: *looks around* Hey! That's a good question! He's been gone a long time.

Krispy: *deadpan* He's dead.

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: What?!

Krispy: *flatly* He is dead. It shouldn't be a surprise.

Steph: Krispy, don't play sick jokes like that. I suppose in some sense he's dead...or supposed to be dead, but HE IS NOT DEAD...

Krispy: ...

Steph: HE SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT BE DEAD AGAIN OR ELSE A CERTAIN AUTHOR IS GOING TO GET A VERY NASTY ENDING!!!

Krispy: Sheez, you're so highstrung! No, he's not dead, but...he's been out. Don't know why, don't know where. Zalari is a mystery even to me.

Wing: ...that's comforting...

Anakin: It's like the lurking Inspiration.

Wing: Yeah.

Krispy: Well, I need to go print out directions and such. I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:02 PM

Tuesday, September 16, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Dude, my Inspiration sounds way smarter than I do.

Sseriya: It probably is smarter than you are.

Krispy: ...that's mean.

Steph: Well, you know, most of us do wonder how the frell you ended up being our creator.

Wing: Yeah. Just look at the Dragon Kings. They're in denial. They refuse to acknowledge you as the Author, the Writer, the Creator.

Krispy: Pfft. Yeah, but they know deep down inside that I am--especially since I feed those monsters.

Sseriya: You know that they can hear you, right?

Krispy: Yeah, but I also know that they ignore me for the most part.

Anakin: They ignore most things for the most part.

Krispy: True again, my young apprentice.

Anakin: ...

Black: *sleepily* I do not feel like chomping...

Gold: Stomping...

Iron: Or whomping...

Silver: Anything...

Red: At the moment.

Krispy: So, I'm doing psychology hw.

Steph: Learn anything interesting?

Krispy: Well, not exactly. I don't feel like I've learned anything but...erm...it's only the beginning of the year. Dragon Kings, I hope none of you are sitting on my Inspiration. And Tenshi...dude...

Steph: You make too much out of nothing. Krispy's fingers just type "blog" more often than "blob."

Krispy: Maybe he's taking psychology...you know Freud and psychoanalysis and all that. Suppressed urges cause slips of tongues or something like that?

Steph: ...you lost me around the psycho part.

Krispy: ...nevermind. And Seraph, it's really not that hard to think of tragic things.

Everyone: ...

Wing: You evil sadistic monster.

Krispy: So...Wing has a point, but anyway...eh, Tiamat and Storm...they're like...

Sseriya: There.

Krispy: Yeah. They're like boulders in the background or something. I mean, I can't even hear them breathing. What the frell?!

Obi-Wan: I am sure dragons have many talents.

Sseriya: I was not aware not breathing was one of them.

Krispy: *to Tiamat and Storm* HEY! It's been a few months since I last said this so I'll remind you two again. WE BETTER NOT BE SEEING ANY BABY DRAGONS RUNNING AROUND IN HERE ANY TIME SOON, GOT IT?!!!

Steph: ...is Zalari still gone?

Wing: Missing in action.

Steph: ...weird.

Krispy: I should give the computer to Krunchy for hw now. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:07 PM

Monday, September 15, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Anyone see an Inspiration come through here?

Everyone: ...

Krispy: What?

Wing: Um...this Valley is...

Steph: ...kind of FULL OF INSPIRATIONS!

Sseriya: You see them here all the time. What are you getting at?

Krispy: Oh! No! I meant my Inspiration.

Anakin: Your Inspiration? I thought it was still an unidentified amorphous blob.

Krispy: It is.

Anakin: ...Did you meet it or something?

Wing: Did you finally discover what it was?

Krispy: No.

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: If you don't know what it looks like--

Steph: How the FRELL are WE supposed to know whether or not it's been in here?

Krispy: I don't know! Seen anyone suspicious looking.

Obi-Wan: That is not a very wise question.

Krispy: ...*looks around* ...I see your point. Well, have you seen anyone/thing you don't recognize?

Steph: No. All's quiet on the western front.

Krispy: ...WHAT?

Steph: Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Krispy: Eh, well then, I'll be going.

Obi-Wan: May the Force be with you.

Anakin: Yeah, especially on that essay tomorrow.

Krispy: AUGH! Don't remind me! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:27 PM

Sunday, September 14, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I FEEL LEFT OUT!!! *cries*

Steph: ...is it just me or has she gotten more emotional since last year?

Wing: Last year was so stressful, it was a bit difficult to be anything else.

Anakin: Yeah! I was stressed just sitting here in her head!

Steph: ...but the crying and the...

Sseriya: What exactly do you feel left out of?

Krispy: 24! Luce is watching 24 and is now hooked--a good obsession to be had. That show's so good! It's like, you can't ever go back to normal T.V. after watching that! I don't know how the frell I stayed with Smallville after seeing Season 1!

Steph: Lex Luthor dear. Lex Luthor.

Krispy: Oh yea...yeah, Lex is a pretty good incentive.

Wing: How the frell do you explain The O.C.?

Krispy: Seth Cowen.

Steph: Need we say more?

Krispy: Laughing at the cliches and awwing at Seth and Ryan and listening to Seth and his witty lines!

Wing: ...

Krispy: But I miss 24. Can't wait to see Season 2 and this time I can keep up with Season 3 because Smallville is no longer on Tuesdays and thus I don't have that conflict anymore!

Steph: Jack Bauer is so badass.

Krispy: Oh yes, he is. He is. But NEwayz...FIRALAER! I LOVE YOU SO!!!

Steph: ...she's so...

Sseriya: Fickle.

Steph: Yeah.

Krispy: Speaking of Firalaer, you know Alz, I told Luce about your one question offer and erm...we may actually just use it to find out what the frell Firalaer is since you know, we've been dying to know that for so long.

Anakin: You take a long time to die, don't you?

Krispy: You bet I do. That's why you shouldn't ever try to kill me because I will come after you, got it Brat-Child?

Anakin: Would this be another one of your blatant foreshadowings of my future?

Krispy: ...actually, no. I didn't even think of that.

Steph: You're going to use your ONE precious question to find out what Firalaer is? Couldn't you come up with anything better?

Krispy: I have a one track mind and the only track it's been playing for a while is that track.

Steph: ...

Krispy: Can you come up with anything better?

Steph: ...I...erm...well...I'm going to need some time to think.

Krispy: SEE! So, Alz, I'll be getting back to you on that one. 24! 24! 24! The suspense! The drama! The plot twists!

Steph: The velvet growl.

Krispy: *sigh* ...dang it. I lost my train of thought.

Steph: It wasn't 24 related?

Krispy: No. Oh yea, Aragorn's ring.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: He has the awesomest ring ever.

Obi-Wan: *cough* Grammar please?

Krispy: It has like two dragon things on it and an emerald right in between them! I want!

Sseriya: Well, you can't have everything.

Krispy: I want!

Steph: Me too!

Sseriya: Too bad. Tough luck. Get a life.

Krispy: I see you're in a happy mood.

Sseriya: Of course I am. I am always happy. I'm like sunshine.

Anakin: ...

Wing: Sarcasm doesn't suit you.

Steph: Ya think?

Krispy: Well, that's all for now, I suppose. I need to go write before Alz bursts a blood vessel or something. By the way, Neo-Sincère! Can I have your boots?!

Anakin: And with that...

Krispy: I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:44 PM