Wednesday, September 10, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Hello everyone.

Wing: ...school's started.

Krispy: No duh.

Wing: Why the frell are you in such a good mood all the time?

Sseriya: Because she has not had any real work so far and because she seems to be carrying a lighter load this year.

Steph: Duh.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Er...well, we'll see. It's been three days and we're actually discussing things tomorrow in AP Lit, meaning I actually have to think and sound intelligent.

Steph: *snort* Good luck with that.

Krispy: I resent that.

Steph: Bird!

Wing: ...

Anakin: Don't you have math or something to do?

Krispy: Yeah but...Guess what?!

Anakin: I'm afraid to answer.

Krispy: Krunchy got LOTR: The Two Towers! WOOHOO! Legolas and Aragorn...*sigh*

Everyone: ...

Krispy: They're so kyoot. Besides, Two Towers kicks butt. NEwayz...will go do work now. Neo-Sincère, can I have your shoes?

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:36 PM

Tuesday, September 09, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: So...

Steph: You survived! Yay!!! *hug*

Krispy: Erm...what is the matter with you?

Steph: Don't know, don't really care! I'm just in a good mood.

Krispy: ...*to Obi-Wan* You think the reason I've been in such a (overall) good mood is because of her?

Obi-Wan: Possible.

Anakin: She's scary.

Krispy: When she's happy?

Anakin: Yeah.

Krispy: But happy is good, right?

Anakin: Yeah...unless you're Stephanie.

Krispy: ...

Anakin: You know, she gets all...crazy and stuff.

Steph: Brat-Child! Hi!

Anakin: *steps behind Obi-Wan* See.

Krispy: I guess, but you know, as long as Sseriya's still dark and depressed you know the world's not going to end.

Sseriya: I resent that.

Krispy: Bird!

Wing: ...I haven't even said anything yet.

Krispy: But it's true! For the most part, Stephanie = happier, carefree side of the personality and Sseriya = aloof, cold, unhappy side of the personality.

Steph/Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Or not. NEwayz...

Wing: If this is the effect of psychology on you I want you to drop that class immediately.

Krispy: No. It's been two days. I've read Ch.1 and don't really remember anything or have really learned anything.

Wing: Before long I'll have multiple personality disorder...

Krispy: Are you implying something?

Wing: Or I'll be schizophrenic or schizoid...

Krispy: Aren't you already a little schizoid?

Wing: *glare* Before you know it, I'll be acrophobic.

Obi-Wan: It would not do for a bird to be afraid of heights.

Wing: Tell me about it!

Krispy: ...that won't happen to you Wing! You're the favorite remember?

Wing: ...that doesn't comfort me very much.

Steph: You know, I still don't get it.

Sseriya: There is nothing to understand. Krispy is impossible to understand.

Krispy: Bleh to you.

Steph: I mean, I feel kind of jipped here. I'm the split personality and I get thrown over for a BIRD.

Krispy: Wing's squishy...and skwishi...and he's never tried to kill me before.

Steph: oh...that little thing. Sorry about that.

Krispy: Heh...Gennia and I did not appreciate it, but it's ok. Just don't do it again.

Steph: Well, HAPPY B-DAY KRUNCHY!

Krispy: Thirteen...from there on out, life sucks.

Steph: Woohoo!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Well, not much hw tonight...Alz, I'm sorry. I deceived you. I realized later I also have Calc hw so...yea...School is okay so far.

Sseriya: Good for you.

Krispy: And um...Neo-Sincère, are you squishy since you're all part kitsune and all? And can I have your shoes?

Obi-Wan: You should go now.

Krispy: Yes, have things to do and I kind of want to write...

Everyone: ...

Wing: Be worried.

Anakin: I'm scared. Should I start digging Master?

Obi-Wan: Do not be hasty, Padawan.

Krispy: You guys, it's not like I haven't written all summer.

Steph: But it's about...about...

Sseriya: Me.

Everyone: *silence*

Krispy: Actually it's more like Stephanie in a more you-ish personality cuz this involves Evil!Zalari.

Sseriya: Is that why he's being so quiet?

Steph: Heck, I don't even see him around.

Krispy: Er...no idea. Possibly. Grr...see, Inspiration is an evil sadistic monster that likes to torment me.

Wing: So you torment the rest of us in return?

Krispy: Misery loves company. It's all about self-interest, man...and economics!

Everyone: ...

Steph: Dude, it's too early in the year to be applying your school-learned knowledge to life.

Krispy: I know. Well then, I will go now. Alz, remind me to show you my ring. It's kind of big and the only reason I bought it was cuz it has an X on it. I, erm, have grown to like it...don't usually like big rings. Heh. It's nice to be back in the Valley unstressed. Firalaer, I LOVE YOU!!! You're so wonderful and kyoot! Eep! Ok, I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:58 PM

Sunday, September 07, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I can't believe this...first day back and already...already...

Steph: You're using this blog as a personal whine arena?

Krispy: Yes! And I wanted to write something sad and pretty about you too except 1) I've OVERKILLED that subject and 2) I have WORK to do...why is it that I get so distracted while I'm (desperately) trying to finish my work?

Steph: I don't know. You talk crazy too.

Anakin: Yeah. What was that about taking the SAT II Writing and just spitting out an essay?

Krispy: Shut up. Well, third time's the charm, right? I mean, every other time I've taken it, I freaked out about the essay and thus bombed.

Sseriya: You did not bomb. You merely stayed in the same place.

Krispy: Which is to say is not a very good place to even be but...*sigh* I don't know...

Wing: So you gonna update us or what?

Krispy: Questions for GoW and I'm done with English; skim Power Elite and end of All the King's Men and write gov essay.

Obi-Wan: Then I suggest you start skimming so that you can go to sleep by 1.

Krispy: Let's keep hoping. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:19 PM

 
Krispy: Omg...I am never procrastinating again.

Steph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Sseriya: That is the most absurd thing I have heard...ever.

Kylin: Really?

Sseriya: Really. I think that really is.

Kylin: That's saying something.

Krispy: *glare* You guys are so mean.

Steph: Yep!

Sseriya: We are the same person, as incredible as that seems.

Krispy: *sniffle* I hate this. This is NO WAY to be starting my SENIOR year in high school...EW! SCHOOL!!! WHY?!!! *sob*

Anakin: This is one of those stress/panic attacks that come as the night progresses, right?

Krispy: I can't think of GoW questions and I'm stuck on finding anachronisms in literature and I still have Power Elite to skim and write the gov essay for!!!

Wing: That's...pretty bad.

Anakin: Understatement.

Krispy: And I need another AP class because I want to get into a good college and get a scholarship so that my parents don't have to suffer as much and what the frell I don't want to go to college and I think I'm out of my writing stories phase and am going back into that period of time where I just sit around and do nothing but read fanfiction (which I can't even get back into) and watch T.V. (will I even have time for t.v.?!!!) and why does this all suck so much? I still need to pack my stuff for school and I don't even know where the ffrell my binder and pencils and stuff are--Force...this bites.

Steph: You talk really fast sometimes.

Wing: Sometimes?

Steph: A lot of times.

Krispy: WHere the frell is my pencil case? And my binder...at this point I know where two pencils and an eraser are, where my backpack is, where the paper is and...where my overly expensive graphing calculator is...

Obi-Wan: Were you not supposed to finish your work before you went on vacation?

Krispy: Yes! And I didn't and I should've and I wasted so much time and wasted all of July and there are college application to do and-and-and...

Steph: Someone smack her!

Sseriya: *smacks Krispy* Stop it.

Krispy: OW! WTH?!!! THAT FREAKING HURT YOU EVIL MEAN PERSON!

Sseriya: ...evil, mean person?

Steph: Krispy, that was pretty sad.

Krispy: *glare* Don't make me hurt you.

Wing: Back for a day and already we're having so much fun.

Krispy: Stop being sarcastic. I don't appreciate it.

Wing: I know you don't.

Krispy: ...Ok, ok, *breathe*...

Obi-Wan: Take it one thing at a time.

Krispy: One thing at a time...Ok, I will be out now.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:11 PM

 
Krispy: I'm DOOMED!!!

Steph: Already? Oh right...yesterday. Still doomed?

Krispy: I guess...well, I don't know! I can't think of any questions for GoW except WHAT THE FRELL DOES THE TURTLE SYMBOLIZE?!!!

Wing: You think too much. It's just a turtle.

Krispy: ...It's all just lunch to you, isn't it?

Wing: Don't eat turtle.

Krispy: ...it rained while I was in New York. Then there was another rainstorm (with lightning and thunder!) while I was in Washington D.C. *glare at Wing* What the frell were you trying to get across?

Wing: Hey! Just because KRUNCHY tells you that it's ME doesn't mean it actually is me.

Krispy: Fine, so you didn't start it, but you were a part of it.

Wing: I was bored.

Krispy: ...And what's your excuse Zalari?

Zalari: Peer pressure.

Krispy: ...I hate you.

Zalari: No, you don't.

Krispy: ...I really really hate you.

Zalari: No, you really don't.

Krispy: ...

Sseriya: A vibrating lobster.

Krispy: *cheering up* I got that in Boston! Isn't it cute?!!!

Sseriya: *pulls the string* It...vibrates.

Krispy: And it's all round and red and squishy...well not really cuz of the thing inside that makes it vibrate but it vibrates!!!

Sseriya: ...is this what you got us?

Krispy: Oh no. Other stuff.

Steph: Clothes?

Krispy: I got clothes!

Steph: Yay!

Krispy: I also saw Hamilton's grave. It was the highlight of my trip.

Everyone: ...

Anakin: Isn't that kind of morbid?

Sseriya: She saw a lot graves.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: I saw Ben Franklin's grave too and the graves of these captains/soldiers/etc. that were also buried in the same cemetery as Hamilton. Also saw the outside of the Ford Theater (cuz it was being renovated) and walked through the house where Lincoln died. Saw Father Andrew's tomb in Montreal and saw his preserved heart--that was kind of weird.

Luce: Ewww!!!

Sseriya: Remind me never to go on vacation with you.

Krispy: It's not like I planned to see all these things! They just came along!

Steph: Right.

Krispy: Er, but more about my trip some other time--need to finish work.

Obi-Wan: Do you have much left?

Krispy: Hah! You bet I do. Well, think up questions, lit terms, gov. essay--but still need to skim Power Elite--read the first page and it was stupid. Sounds like an overdrawn essay and is about 50 times worse than America Pageant and THAT my friends, is saying something.

Anakin: Though you were quite fond of that book in the end.

Krispy: Yeah but not Power Elite...really--it's that bad. I'd rather read C&P over again.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Oh and I have to tell you about touching this goes foot/shiny shoe!

Steph: Shoe!

Sseriya: ...

Anakin: Dear Force...not the shoe thing again.

Krispy: Speaking of which, *smile at Neo-Sincère* can I have your shoe?

Steph: Please?

Sseriya: *sighs*

Krispy: But since I'm still stressed and trying to finish work, I won't scare you half to death yet Neo-Sincère. Welcome to the Magical Valley.

Wing: Yeah...welcome.

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:12 PM