Saturday, August 23, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Whew.

Steph: What have you been doing?

Krispy: Gina-proofing the Valley.

Steph: Wha...?

Krispy: She is not getting back in here. No way, no how!

Anakin: ...I'm...gonna go dig another trench.

Sseriya: You do that.

Krispy: I need to protect Firalaer.

Steph: Er...need we also remind you--

Sseriya: Firalaer can fend for himself quite well.

Krispy: I know, but I'm taking precautions. Just because he can fend for himself, doesn't mean I'm going to just leave it at that! Besides, GINA IS FREAKY!

Wing: No need to tell us that twice.

Krispy: She's not a Blog Author but I suppose you could hold her to that sort of level...since she's not like the rest of you guys and more like us--er Luce, Alz, and I.

Obi-Wan: She cannot be persuaded?

Krispy: Persuading her to give it up and not hate Firalaer is like telling me to stop loving Firalaer and Sincère. By the way, someone might want to warn Sincère (if he ever comes back) that if he comes back by himself and not through Alz, he may want to watch out for those security measures I installed.

Zalari: Security measures? Like spells?

Krispy: Pfft. No. I can't work magic for beans.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Well, if you don't count me abusing my Blog Author and psycho fan powers.

Obi-Wan: Security measures like alarms and such?

Krispy: Oh Obi-Wan! You're so cute! Security measures like what you install in your house.

Steph: Right...how does that work in a VALLEY?!!!

Krispy: Armed response.

Steph: HAHAHAH! Armed response? That's great!

Wing: *cough*jab Steph*

Steph: Ow! Erm...I mean...ARMED RESPONSE?!!! Who's doing the shooting?

Krispy: Abuse of Blog Author Powers right there.

Steph: It won't shoot us, will it?

Krispy: It's not supposed to, but I wouldn't push it. HAHAHAHA! GINA! *cough* I shouldn't push it either.

Zalari: So, we are surrounded in a sense.

Wing: Locked in.

Krispy: Something like that.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: And I've got the sky covered too--so Gina can't parachute in here or drop a bomb on us or something.

Steph: BOMB?!!!

Anakin: This isn't an actual war now, is it?

Krispy: I'm about ready to commission a freaking fleet of Jedi Star Fighters.

Anakin: Erm...hey! Can I fly one?!

Krispy: I'd say SURE! But Gina's the Dark One and you have Dark tendencies. I'm kind of afraid to leave you alone to fight her.

Anakin: Dark...what?!

Krispy: Nothing. NEwayz, do not fear!

Sseriya: Say "Krispy is here" and I will bash your skull in.

Krispy: I wasn't going to say that. Don't be afraid.

Sseriya: ...that is not funny. You know better than to test my patience by using words you use to put me in this sour mood.

Krispy: Oh...sorry about that. Didn't even realize that. Heh. Well then, I feel kinda like writing something happy--yes, I think of something happy now when Gina isn't here. NEwayz, I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:11 PM

Friday, August 22, 2003 :::
 
Gina: Enjoy the attention you're getting now FIRALAER...yes, don't leave yet, stay awhile...I'll deal with you yet!

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:10 PM

 
Krispy: WOOHOO! No, don't leave! Er...Gina's currently death glaring me but that's okay.

Steph: ...are you sure?

Krispy: She's also well...seething...that's a good way of describing it.

Steph: ...right...

Krispy: Yes, so...right...a blog war...sort of. NO GINA! SHUSH YOU!!!

Steph: Okay.

Krispy: I'm not listening!!! LALALALALALALALALA!

Steph: She's growling now.

Krispy: LALALALALALALALA!

Steph: So...while Krispy is currently ignoring EVERYONE...HI!!! *waves furiously*

Wing: Is that all you can think of?

Steph: Well, yes. I have nothing interesting to say. Do you?

Wing: No.

Steph: Great...soooo...

Sseriya: Did you dig that trench Anakin? I think we'll be needing it.

Anakin: Yep. Finished last night...yeah...

Sseriya: Good.

Krispy: Er...Gina's still seething and glaring and er...yea...I think I shall leave now...

Steph: To contain her?

Krispy: To attempt to contain her. Luce has now called to offer her support.

Raven: A Blog Author war?

Krispy: Something like that...er...I don't want to be in a war!!!

Sseriya: Well...

Steph: It's a bit too late now.

Krispy: I'm so freaked out!!! ARGH! STOP THE MADNESS!

Anakin: You aren't chickening out, are you?

Krispy: Pfft! Though I have established myself as a coward, for Firalaer...

Sseriya: You'd risk your life?

Krispy: No. I'd risk all of yours.

Everyone: !!!

Krispy: *cough* But at this point, I'm cheerfully standing my ground.

Gina: Oh, Krispy will run off.

Krispy: HEY! WHAT?!! Have you so little faith in me! I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL FIRALAER!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! *waves around a stick*

Sseriya: ...a stick is not very threatening.

Krispy: Do you want me to actually pull something threatening out? What if Gina takes it?

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: I love him that much. NEwayz, with that, I am out to restrain Gina.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:07 PM

 
Krispy: ...Sorry Luce. I can't shut Gina up and thus I can't shut myself up. We will stop now...and verbally duke it out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:28 PM

 
Gina: Fantasy eh? Then I CAN kill him!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:27 PM

 
Gina: Well, he did admit that that disease was stronger and darker than love...so, I think I CAN kill him, if you can follow the logic there...

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:22 PM

 
Krispy: HEY! Don't GO there Gina! Don't start insulting CHRISTIAN above all things!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:22 PM

 
Gina: Psh...coming from a guy who lost his girlfriend to a disease!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:19 PM

 
Krispy: Love overcomes all obstacles. SO THERE!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:19 PM

 
Gina: I HATE HATE HATE HIM!! HE WILL DIE! YES WAY!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:19 PM

 
Krispy: I LOVE HIM!!! He will NOT die. NO WAY!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:18 PM

 
Gina: Hmph, doesn't change a thing. I hate him, he's dead. DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:18 PM

 
Krispy: DOUBLE BLEH to you! And BLEH to the BLOG too for erasing my previous blog!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:18 PM

 
Gina: Oh yah...like that'll stop me...*raspberries*

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:17 PM

 
Gina: I LOATHE him. He's dead meat.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:15 PM

 
Krispy: NO YOU WON'T! I WON'T LET YOU KILL HIM DANG IT! I LOVE HIM!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:14 PM

 
Gina: Why, it's not your fault, it's mine. I'M gonna kill him. ME.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:14 PM

 
Krispy: Don't make it sound like my fault! His fate was "sealed" from the start of your acquaintance with him!!! I WON'T LET YOU DO IT!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:14 PM

 
Gina: That settles it then. His fate is sealed.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:13 PM

 
Krispy: NO YOU WON'T YOU EVIL HEARTLESS CREATURE!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:13 PM

 
Gina: OH YES I WILL!!! YOU JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:12 PM

 
Krispy: NO YOU WILL NOT!!! I WON'T LET YOU!!! *attacks Gina*

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:12 PM

 
Gina: Oh Firalaer...you are so so so dead...I'll kill you as soon as Allison is finished with you...meanwhile, I've got plans for you...I'm gonna torture you, whenever I have time! Whoopee! *jumps with glee* *maniacal laughter*

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:12 PM

 
Krispy: OMG!!! AUGH! And I just realized this!!!

Steph: Just realized?

Krispy: Well, it hit me again, hard...when Gina started attempting to claw apart the computer.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: SHE WANTS YOU DEAD, FIRALAER!!!

Steph: Oh...that is rather...

Sseriya: Frightening.

Krispy: That creature wants you dead!!! NOOOOOO!!! Not that I doubt your ability to protect yourself but...GINA'S INSANE AND BLOODTHIRSTY AND HEARTLESS!!!

Anakin: And we will not attempt to figure out how to teach you to pronounce Vryara--we'll let Gina tell you herself.

Krispy: ALZ! WRITING!!! Oh no...Gina has a theory...dear lord...

Gina: It's Firalaer.

Krispy: NO! IT'S NOT FIRALAER!!!

Gina: That's why it is so sad!!!

Krispy: WHAT?!!!

Gina: He's manifesting...except my mind changed him into a woman--to further confuse myself and--

Krispy: ...

Gina: I want him dead right?! So I think of every possible terrible thing I could do to this-this-girl! She's an assassin too after all, isn't she? *maniacal laughter*

Krispy: ...Alz...you have nothing to fear from me...just her.

Gina: *still laughing*

Krispy: I'm going to go now...

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:29 PM

 
Krispy: Er...Gina is scary. Very scary. And I still mourn my poor BSB poster. *sniff* And welcome back Imanierant. I'm glad Sincère--the heartless bastard--didn't run you into the ground.

Steph: Heartless bastard? What? You renounce your love for him?

Krispy: I didn't say that--but hey! Love doesn't mean I can't get fed up with him, right?

Steph: True.

Krispy: Anyway, so Sseriya, you think you have it bad?

Sseriya: I--where is this leading?

Krispy: Well, I found someone who has it worse than you.

Sseriya: ...

Steph: Is that even possible?

Krispy: Oh yes, very possible. Her name is Vryara.

Everyone: ...

Wing: WHO?

Krispy: Gina was telling me about this wonderful story she was writing. She was going to write happy things about our new little characters, but she decided to work on her dark, tragic, angsty, evil fic. Our story was just too happy for her. In any case, this girl Vryara has a pretty similar life to your Sseriya except...er...worse, I think.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Death, love, hate, betrayal, and a whole bunch of GUILT. Besides, there's a freaking love TRIANGLE.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Yeah...I'm a bit concerned.

Anakin: No really?

Krispy: Yeah. I'm going to lose my title as "Evil Sadistic Monster" and I've grown quite fond of it.

Anakin: I think...I think you're all insane.

Krispy: Really. But Gina's scarier than I am because...

Wing: Because?

Krispy: She can't see ANY happy scenes in this story...AT ALL.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Yeah. I, at least, have happy scenes, like happy scenes, PLAN happy scenes!!! So, anyway ALZ! I expect to see more writing and um...Sincère. I expect to see him too.

Steph: Dear lord, Gina is talking right now and she really can't think of any happy scenes.

Wing: Because everyone argues.

Steph: Love-hate relationships.

Krispy: Did I mention they all kill people? Yeah, their jobs. And Dark Magic and such.

Steph: I think Gina's channeling you.

Krispy: Or maybe I'm channeling her.

Steph: Maybe...

Krispy: Gina's depressing me...I want to mourn my poster some more now...

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Yes Gina. What to do?

Gina: CAN YOU THINK OF A SCENE WHERE THEY COULD BE HAPPY?!!!

Everyone: ...

Gina: NO! I DIDN'T THINK SO! MY POINT EXACTLY!!!

Krispy: ...I'm...going...to go now.

Gina: They're DOOMED to unhappiness! It's the exact counter point to the happy gay couple.

Krispy: ...I think I've created a monster.

Steph: You can say that again.

Gina: I can't make them happy without making someone suffer for it.

Krispy: So Sseriya, you like me any better?

Sseriya: A lot better.

Krispy: Thank you and good night.

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:57 PM

 
Krispy: *sob* ALZ!!!

Sseriya: ...

Steph: ...some help here...guys?!

Wing: ...do you expect me to offer myself as a pillow...or something?

Steph: I don't know!

Anakin: Should I dig a trench? I heard something about psycho fan powers...

Sseriya: *glare*

Anakin: What? I'm trying to be helpful!

Krispy: He's left?!!! *cries*

Steph: You know, she usually isn't this emotional.

Krispy: My poster! And Sincere!!! (the alt codes STILL isn't working...)

Steph: ...

Sseriya: Is she devastated then?

Steph: What do you think?

Krispy: And Gina hates Firalaer! *sob*

Sseriya: ...

Obi-Wan: Well, Firalaer does not seem to mind and Alz seems to be after Sincere.

Krispy: I want to beat someone down with a stick!

Everyone: ...

Steph: *nervous laugh* Did I mention Krispy tends to get violent when she's emotional?

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: Anakin, perhaps that trench will be necessary.

Anakin: On it! *rushes off*

Krispy: And I have so much WORK!!! *cry*sob*cry*

Wing: Talk about freaking out...

Sseriya: I do not...understand it...

Steph: Of course you don't, you cold-hearted beast.

Sseriya: ...

Steph: Sorry. That came out of nowhere.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: *sniff* I want ice cream...

Zalari: Ice cream.

Krispy: And something to drink.

Zalari: We can do that...

Krispy: And a squish toy.

Steph: Oh we can do that. *to Sseriya* Grab the bird.

Wing: WHAT?!!!

Sseriya: *grabs Wing and shoves him to Krispy*

Wing: NO! WAIT!!!

Krispy: WING!!! *SQUISH*SQUISH*SOB*

Wing: ...I...hate...being...cried...on...

Krispy: I think I really will go mourn my poster! And Sincere ran off!!! I haven't the heart to go chasing after him with psycho fan powers! Besides, if I catch him, I might end up beating him with a stick--with thorns.

Everyone: ...

Obi-Wan: Why don't you go look at those pretty drawings Chibi gave you?

Krispy: SSERIYA!!! WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?!!!

Sseriya: Because the love of my life just died?

Krispy: ...

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: What?

Krispy: Did you just admit that-that--

Sseriya: *flatly* I admit nothing. It was a suggestion.

Krispy: ...

Everyone: ...

Krispy: *sniff*

Krunchy: Our door's so naked! *goes off to sleep*

Krispy: I KNOW!!!

Sseriya: Let us go write something depressing, shall we?

Krispy: *sniff* Okay.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:17 AM

Thursday, August 21, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Oh my god...

Steph: I can't...omg...

Krispy: *wants to cry*

Sseriya: This is why you should not leave home.

Krunchy: It's all Luce's fault! We shouldn't have gone out.

Krispy: Do you know what my dear Grandma did? DO YOU?!!!

Wing: ...

Anakin: I sense that I should keep my mouth shut.

Obi-Wan: That would be very wise.

Zalari: Eh...things dealing with BSB...not good.

Krispy: She put nails into my wall.

Steph: Not just any wall, but the BSB poster covered wall.

Krispy: Because we had things hanging on the door, so she very nicely cleaned up the area. But...in the process, she put three NAILS into the wall so that we could hang the things there.

Steph: TWO of those nails happen to be PIERCING STRAIGHT THROUGH--

Krispy: THE ONLY FREAKING BSB POSTER I OWN!!!

Steph: The other ones are from magazines and stuff. This poster really is the only actual poster she owns. It was an X-mas present from Belinda.

Krispy: And now it has not one but TWO freaking HOLES in it!!! And you know, since BSB are sorta dead, it's not like I can get another one! And it's an old poster anyway and I don't even like the picture that much because it's sorta stupid but it's the fact that it's OLD and it's THE ONLY FREAKING BSB POSTER I HAVE!!! *sob*

Steph: Not to mention one of the nails is like...quite close to AJ's...um...well...heh. Let's just say it's sorta unpleasant.

Krispy: *SOB* WHY is my Grandma so nice and clean?!!! *cries*

Steph: *sigh* On a brighter note, instead of writing depressing things, Krispy drew.

Krispy: Yeah, I drew the Evanescence girl. It turned out rather well, and the tilt of her head was sorta weird--so I'm rather proud of myself. I've improved. It looks human.

Krunchy: NOOOO!!! Our door looks so naked now! I'm used to the pinkness!

Krispy: *sniff* That'll be the Aaron Carter pink poster and the leis. *CRY*

Steph: Come now Krispy.

Sseriya: Let us write about sad things now. You seem depressed enough.

Krispy: *sniffle* I'm going to go write a dirge for my BSB poster.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Oh don't "..." me! I will go mourn my BSB poster now...and maybe write...*sniff*...

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:12 PM

 
Krispy: Would it be better for you Sincère if I hated you?

Steph: Frustrated much?

Krispy: Quite. But it's okay! I've got Chibi's pretty pictures to look at...and Wing! And-and-FIRALAER!!! And I have the promise of Luce's writing. Hehehe.

Sseriya: Was there a reason you came?

Krispy: Er...yes.

Sseriya: Well, hurry up.

Krispy: Why are you in such a hurry?

Obi-Wan: Because you have to get some work done today.

Sseriya: And you have to finish writing that songfic before I really start becoming depressed again.

Steph: True. You can only be sad for so long, no matter how much Evanescence you listen to.

Krispy: Okay! Okay! First off, I would like to say that graphing calculators are freaking expensive! Secondly, I LOVE YOU Sincere (argh, alt code not working again). Third, Firalaer, Gina hates you.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Like, we knew she didn't like Firalaer before, but dude! *to Firalaer* She wants to kill you--and none of sounds very pretty. She's very determined...I really don't know why she doesn't like you. You're so cool and pretty and wonderful.

Sseriya: In any case, I-we have requested that she hold off on actually attempting to attack you.

Steph: Because well, if she doesn't hurt herself in the process, if you don't hurt her in the process, and she actually succeeds--what if we die too?!!! That would suck.

Anakin: Yeah, that would suck.

Krispy: Speaking of Lessons, Gina was telling me that there were parts in the story where she was like "hmm...this should happen" and it happened; so basically, she seems to anticipate the twists of my mind pretty well. I suppose that's the result of knowing me for ten freaking years. She's seen for herself how I got so messed up. NEwayz, you may want to bug her to predict whatever is going to happen in other stories and see how accurate she is. Hehe.

Steph: *smile at Krispy* You like my hip teen clothes?

Krispy: ...please...don't.

Steph: Sorry, couldn't help myself, but technically, I am in "hip teen clothes." Er, to a point.

Krispy: If I ever see you in one of those pink, fuzzy jogging outfit things, I'm going to kill you myself--and force you to watched dubbed, techno-filled Escaflowne.

Steph: ...that's rather...cruel.

Krispy: You bet it is, so don't try me.

Steph: Gotcha.

Krispy: So, that's all I wanted to say. Firalaer, beware and that I love you very much! *grin* And thanks Alz for putting up with us this afternoon. With that, I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:39 PM

Wednesday, August 20, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: You know, I'm going to be blind by the end of the summer.

Steph: From reading?

Krispy: Yes! And typing. My goodness...Economic Romance--HAHAHA! Right...how exactly did these people fall in love? Every time they meet they have an economic discussion...or something about poetry and living life to the fullest...

Sseriya: "Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will/ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Anakin: Sounds inspirational to me.

Sseriya: Yes, I quite like it.

Steph: And you know, Sseriya's not really into poetry and the like.

Krispy: Made me want to read "Ulysses" That line--wonderful, how it rings! But alas! I still have four books to read and the work to complete. The gov. books make me sick, GoW big font makes me happy, and The Invisible Heart for Econ. I like only because it's short, simple, and the book is just beautiful. I can't get over how aesthetically pleasing this book is. I've never ever been so stuck on how a book looks--but this book is just--!!! I can't describe it.

Wing: You're starting to scare me.

Krispy: I know...I'm starting to scare me too. Firalaer!!! I'm so glad you're okay!!! AAAAHHHH!!! You're back! I'm so happy it's beyond me to describe how bursting with happiness I am!!!

Anakin: Did that line even make sense?

Wing: No idea.

Krispy: *HAPPINESS*

Steph: And that would be going into a state of bliss...NEwayz...So Alz, you dragged your Knights in here? Heh--try doing that with those monstrosities known as Dragon Kings.

Sseriya: Don't they have--I don't know--kingdoms or something to rule? WHAT ARE THEY STILL DOING HERE?!!!

Kylin: But you rarely get to see all of them, especially Uncle Crystal. Are you not enjoying this most rare of family reunions?

Sseriya: *glare* What do you think, perceptive one?

Kylin: I think you miss our brothers.

Sseriya: Kylin, I am this close to ripping you limb from limb.

Kylin: How violent of you.

Sseriya: I know.

Krispy: *calming down* Okay Imanierant, I'll leave you alone. I'm obviously starting to freak you out. Sorry about that. And Sincère, what would you like me to call you, if not cute? You could be squishy but...you know, that's an adjective I almost strictly reserve for Wing. You could also be hot, but Obi-Wan's already the Hottest Jedi Ever.

Steph: Ooo, look at those CAPS.

Krispy: That's right. You know, I really want to "melt" right now, but I will not out of respect of Tenshi. *sigh* Take the fun out of life...

Gold: *nods to Ruby* I think I may actually agree with you this once, Lord Ruby. I think I like him too.

Silver: Indeed.

Steph: Would you look at that? Firalaer's moved up from "it" to "him."

Sseriya: Impressive.

Ice: *snort* Somewhat dissimilar? Hah!

Black: An understatement.

Ruby: *laughing* Yes. Sseriya has a very special brand of courtesy.

Ice: You mean the complete lack of it?

Ruby: *good-humoredly* Do not be so bitter, Lord Ice.

Ice: *growl*

Ruby: And you will excuse me for somewhat agreeing with him, Sseriya?

Sseriya: *thin smile* Again, I must ask, do you not have kingdoms to rule? Villages to burn? Knights to crush? Something? Anything?

Ruby: *laughs*

Wing: *looking at Firalaer, Sseriya, and Steph* You know, just don't stand together...near each other...

Anakin: Yeah, it's weird.

Krispy: ...why does that sound so familiar?

Steph: Because you wrote it.

Krispy: Oh yeah! I'm losing it.

Wing: Thought you lost it a long time ago.

Raven: That isn't nice, Wing.

Wing: But it's true!

Krispy: Oh yeah? *SQUISH*SQUISH*

Wing: NOOO!!! AUGH!!! STOP!!!

Raven: You asked for it.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Did I write? Is that what you want to know Alz?

Steph: *smirk* I say you keep her in suspense.

Wing: I agree!

Sseriya: I third that.

Krispy: What is it with all of you? You've been agreeing so much lately?

Zalari: They have discovered that in order to survive in your head--

Sseriya: United we stand, divided we fall.

Krispy: What's this? An alliance of sorts?

Sseriya: Of sorts. So would you like to take the divide and conquer route?

Krispy: I think you guys will eventually do that on your own.

Zalari: You have so little faith in our ability to work together?

Krispy: Please. I created you guys. I just have to watch out for the Jedi and the quiet ones like Rael and Raven.

Steph: Right so...

Krispy: So Alz, maybe I did write, but right now, I've gotta get some more work done! Economic romance, here I come!

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:23 PM

Tuesday, August 19, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Holy crap.

Steph: Er?

Krispy: We blew a fuse.

Sseriya: More like you blew a fuse.

Krispy: Well how was I supposed to know that the microwave was connected to the fridge connected to my room's AC connected to the TV/Cable/VCR/DVD connected to the stove connected to the light in the front room?!!!

Steph: *snicker* Blackout.

Krispy: ...it's fixed now!

Steph: Yeah, but that was pretty scary there. Nothing to run the fridge on?

Krispy: Shut up. Needless to say, I didn't get to eat my hot pocket because it wasn't finished cooking...

Wing: So what? You're starving now?

Krispy: No. Am eating cold rice and fish and stuff.

Obi-Wan: At least the computer didn't shut down.

Krispy: Yes! Thank the Force! Thank everything out there! And it's a good thing I click save every time I type anything new down, even if I end up erasing it.

Anakin: Paranoid much?

Krispy: Hey, it pays off. So Firalaer, are you okay? You're not hurt/broken/sick or anything are you? Alz has been telling us that you've been busy which basically equals out to she's been putting you in peril. I'm so glad you're bacK!!! *love*love*love*

Steph: ...I think I'm starting to sympathize with Sincère.

Sseriya: Oh come now. She was never that disgusting towards Sincère.

Steph: I'm sure Sincère will gladly refute that.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Well, The O.C. was quite angsty and erm...Seth was cute. He didn't have many (any?) funny, memorable, witty lines. *sigh* Ah well, he acted very adorably. The Star Wars/X-Men convention thing was cute. Hehe. Awww Adam Brody!

Obi-Wan: You should finish your work.

Krispy: Yes. Augh! Still can't think of questions and for the quotes, I'm sorta just babbling about random things. I don't know what I'm doing! Somebody help me! What if I don't meet standards?!!!

Wing: It is too early to be stressing.

Obi-Wan: Actually, she started stressing a little too late.

Wing: Well, I meant...*sigh* Nevermind.

Krispy: Oh Firalaer! I'm so glad you're back! I missed you so much!!! While I'm at this whole squealing thing, Imanierant! You have such a squishy family!!! You're cute, Sincère's cute (in a different way of course), and Ciel is beyond cool--so very, very cool.

Anakin: I think she blew a fuse in her head too.

Wing: I agree.

Krispy: I heard that Brat-Child, Bird!

Ruby: *squints at Firalaer* I like him.

Gold: It is...polite.

Silver: Well, it isn't human.

Gold: *laughs* That explains it!

Ruby: And he has wonderful taste in color. By the way, brothers, calling him "it" is not very polite of you, now is it?

Gold: *snort* Does it really mind?

Red: *growl* Human or not, it is still...*eyeballs Firalaer*...easily squashed.

Ruby: Tsk tsk. That is not very kind either, Lord Red.

Ice: *hiss* Besides, it looks like the Halfling.

Steph: *mutters to Sseriya* Yeah, at least I'm not a giant, melting popsicle at the moment.

Sseriya: *stifles urge to laugh*

Ruby: *lowers head to Firalaer's level* Now that you mention it...hmm...what an odd resemblance.

Red: *huff* *turns to Aegis* Hello, little one.

Krispy: Right well, I shall go...er...write I think or something...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:42 PM

 
Krispy: EEP!!! ALZ! WHY THE FRELL DID YOU JUST SPRING FIRALAER ON ME LIKE THAT?!!!

Anakin: I thought she would've reacted in a good way.

Steph: Well, she did. I mean, she was squeaked out loud and then was halfway stuck between a melt and a faint.

Sseriya: *sigh* Three of us...again...

Steph: Aren't you happy?!

Sseriya: No...

Steph: Pfft.

Krispy: So NEwayz, I squeaked out loud (something along the lines of "yay! Firalaer's back!") and Krunchy came in when it happened. Without a word, she promptly turned back around and walked straight out of the room. I think I scared her.

Wing: Well, you scared me too with that squeak.

Krispy: Shut up! FIRALAER!!! *GLOMP*

Anakin: ...

Zalari: Haven't seen that in a while.

Steph: Yeah, she's been extremely well behaved around Sincère.

Krispy: *unglomps Firalaer* Speaking of my dearest Sincère, what do you mean you get to leave? WE NEVER SETTLED ON THE DEAL! Besides, if we were to go by any of the deals proposed, you would either owe me footware or I get to send the Dragon Kings home.

Steph: And I thought obsession blinded you to everything else.

Krispy: Well, when obesession goes head on with obesession, I gotta keep some of my mind clear.

Sseriya: How else do you think she's kept her "business" going?

Krispy: Shut up. Don't bring my "business" into this. Awww, but you're so sweet Sincère. You feel responsible for Imanierant. This is what I mean by cute Imanierant. He's absolutely adorable.

Wing: Funny, I can't tell whether or not she's being sarcastic.

Obi-Wan: A little of both, I think.

Anakin: Cute like a puppy.

Krunchy: PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU!!!

Krispy: Er...well, I suppose that's what I meant too...sort of...not that I'm comparing Sincère to a puppy...HAVEN'T WE ALL ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE?!! And Alz, you finished GoW, which I have yet to do and I still have to do the lit terms too!!! And other things!!! AUGH!!! Look...almost time for The O.C.

Sseriya: So easily distracted...

Krispy: I think I'll write later too so I'm expecting a really good hint.

Sseriya: Depressing writing?

Krispy: Er...probably. The O.C. I'm out.


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:56 PM

 
Krispy: Awww...poor Alz. I did all that blood test, shot stuff like the year before or something. The O.C. is on tonight! Woohoo!

Steph: Seth!

Krispy: Yes, the one and ONLY reason to watch the show. All the female characters are generally unlikeable and eh! Why bother? Seth really is the only reason to watch.

Steph: Well, and making fun of all the cliches and melodrama too.

Krispy: Yeah, that too. So--Alz! I want to see your plushies!!! They sound so cute!

Wing: Anything that is fluffy and squishy sounds cute to you.

Krispy: Well, what else would you define as cute?

Wing: Bleh.

Krispy: By the way, I have reason for joy.

Sseriya: I have reason for joy...I have never heard you say a sentence like that before.

Krispy: I know. Weird. NEwayz, my reason for joy is

Anakin: *dramatic pause*

Krispy: I FINISHED Crime and Punishment! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Obi-Wan: That is reason to celebrate, however, you have yet to finish the QQN for it.

Krispy: Yeah I know, but I've been working on that since I finished. GARGH! I can't think up questions! What kind of questions do you ask?!!! And I also regret finishing the whole book instead of stopping at the end of the second Section to do the QQN cuz now I don't remember what happened in which section and thus will have to review as I do the quotes part of it all. Eh. BUT I FINISHED!!! Hahaha! Woohoo! And, I've concluded that if I didn't have to do the QQN for it, I think I would rather like this book. Definitely NOT a favorite, but quite likable in all.

Steph: She's interested by the psychology, can you tell?

Anakin: Despite the fact that it almost drove her crazy.

Wing: I think she just thinks she likes it because she's done.

Sseriya: Amen to that.

Krispy: *glare* Moving on...currently in the blog?!!! WHO?!!! THERE'S STILL SO MANY PEOPLE!!! THIRTEEN friggin KNIGHTS plus Imanierant!!! By the way, you're so cute Imanierant and don't you think Sincère is cute? He doesn't believe me when I say it.

Steph: *sigh* The Sincère thing again...

Krispy: If I write Alz, will you tell?!!! Hmmm?!!! Will you at least give us another hint?!!! Right, well, I'm going to go take another break from QQN stuff and perhaps I shall write later. Welcome back Luce! Thailand sounded fun! And I leave you with another song. I'm out.

Whisper

Catch me as I fall
Say you're here and it's all over now
Speaking to the atmosphere
No one's here and I fall into myself
This truth drives me into madness
I know I can stop the pain if I will it all away

Chorus
Don't turn away
Don't give into the pain
Don't try to hide
Though they're screaming your name
Don't close your eyes
God knows what lies behind them
Don't turn out the light
Never sleep never die

I'm frightened by what I see
But somehow I know that there's much more to come
Immobilized by my fear
And soon to be blinded by tears
I can stop the pain if I will it all away

Chorus

Fallen angels at my feet
Whispered voices at my ear
Death before my eyes
Lying next to me I fear
She beckons me shall I give in
Upon my end shall I begin
Forsaking all I've fallen for I rise to meet the end

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:14 PM

 
Krispy: Alz, you were such a cute kid back then!

Steph: Krispy wasn't. She was already killing people at that age.

Krispy: Believe me, the ones (which were many) where no people died were really really corny.

Anakin: Not just cheesy, but CORNY.

Krispy: Yes, though Anakin, you have no authority to talk about such things since I don't write about you or Obi-Wan and neither of you belong to me. Property of Lucas and all that.

Anakin: True but I just had to point that out.

Krispy: In any case, it's already early morning so to speak so I don't think I will be writing...which could be a good thing because all I feel like writing is sad.

Sseriya: Though you are not in a particularly sad mood.

Krispy: No but I've got some very inspiring lyrics. Alz, it's not longer just 4 songs now. It's like 5. I'll put a few up I suppose.

Steph: Why not? You've nothing better to do.

Krispy: Well I could finish reading C&P. This book just gets more and more...there was another good part but I really can't figure out some of these people and for quite a long while now, Raskolnikov's been left alone and it's focusing on this other guy. Augh, what a book...

Obi-Wan: You should get that done, especially with everything else you have to do.

Krispy: I know! Augh! Sincère, sometimes, just sometimes, you really test my love/patience/obsession with you.

Wing: That probably makes him happy.

Krispy: I know. That's the thing, ain't it? *cough* But Alz, really, you're writing is so cute. You're so cute! Haha.

Steph: Wow, none of us have the authority to speak on your writing from back then.

Krispy: Yeah, I know. Let's see, who existed back then? Kelistia and Kelistris (though Kelistris was unnamed for a very VERY long time)--they were always twins though.

Sseriya: And always the Winged Ones.

Krispy: Yes. And...hmm...Selendrile might have existed in an abstract sense because I think I read that book (from which I stole Selendrile's name) back then. And Silversong, the ghost wolf, existed. All the others were--eh, well, I didn't like the other characters that much and they have pretty much nothing to do with the worlds I'm currently involved in. Er, there was a unicorn named Celestial, Celeste, something like that in something but as far as the stuff I'm doing now goes, I haven't even talked about unicorns yet.

Steph: *sigh* Yeah, I used to have friends.

Krispy: Yeah, Sseriya (though I don't think that was your name then--so you're prototype so to speak) had friends. Well actually, it was more like Stephanie going back to her past world and rediscovering Sseriya--that personality--had friends. Though, I don't remember who the other friend was. I just remember the unicorn. Heh.

Sseriya: I had friends.

Krispy: Yes, you did. Kylin was non-existent. Ssalisse was already a bastard by then--started out that way and has remained that way. Sslaik existed, though I don't know if I called him Sslaik. In any case, that was a little after 6th grade, like right before 7th. After I got into fanfiction, I wrote more fanfiction than anything else.

Steph: You were also going through your "poetry" phase.

Krispy: Right...all the rhyming--*gag* ee cummings, why didn't I discover you sooner?!

Steph: Funny though. Looks like I existed in some weird twisted way in Alz's head at the time.

Krispy: Yeah...that is freaky. Glad I stole you then.

Steph: Hah!

Sseriya: Even in Alz's parallel universe version of things, I was an outcast.

Krispy: But you had friends!

Sseriya: But I had friends...a friend...who was also an outcast. And I still ended up in this "warrior" type role.

Wing: You were doomed from the start.

Sseriya: Now I know...really know.

Krispy: Stop being so gloomy! NEwayz, ALZ!!! Three points of view, one being from the POV of someone we already know?!!!! *FRANTIC!* WHO?!!!

Anakin: And of course, because Alz is evil and mean like that, she won't say.

Krispy: To be spoiled or not to be spoiled, THAT is the question.

Steph: Spoiled.

Sseriya: Spoiled.

Anakin: Spoiled.

Krispy: Spoiled. It's unanimous Alz. We're all spoiler readers. Go ahead. Spoil us!

Wing: You know that's not going to work.

Krispy: Can't blame me for trying. Anyway, Alz, you wrote better than I did at that age. I think I was in love with the word "sparkling." Gina has been so kind to tell me that I have a weakness for shiny things...heh...obviously started at an early age and you know, Gina's known me for a very VERY long time indeed...dude, like 10 years now. OMG! 10 years!!! A freaking decade!

Red: Humans...

Gold: *snort* What stupid little things.

Black: Amazed by a mere 10 years...pfft.

Red: Short life-spans, yet they seem to insist on wasting their time.

Krispy: ...er...they're fed. Can you tell?

Sseriya: Yes. Usually they are much more rude and louder.

Krispy: Alrite, so I better go sleep now or something. I'll post some lyrics, but other than that, I'm out!

Going Under (Evanescence)

Now I will tell you what I've done for you
50 thousand tears I've cried
Screaming deceiving and bleeding for you
And you still won't hear me
Don't want your hand this time I'll save myself
Maybe I'll wake up for once
Not tormented daily defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom
I'm dying again

Chorus
I'm going under
Drowning in you
I'm falling forever
I've got to break through
I'm going under

Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies
So I don't know what's real and what's not
Always confusing the thoughts in my head
So I can't trust myself anymore
I'm dying again

Chorus

So go on and scream
Scream at me I'm so far away
I won't be broken again
I've got to breathe I can't keep going under

(think Sseriya dealing with the evil!Zalari business)

My Last Breath (Evanescence) *happy songs, ne?*

Hold on to me love
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was I love you and I'm not afraid
Can you hear me?
Can you feel me in your arms?

Chorus
Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of you
Sweet raptured light
It ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow tree (come find me)

I know you hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Chorus

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams will leave you here
But still you wake and know the truth
No one's there

Say goodnight
Don't be afraid
Calling me calling me as you fade to black

(As you know I've already written Zalari's death but am not happy with it--however, this song fit the scene almost perfectly and if you think of it from his point of view...see why I'm already so in love with this album? Good night.)

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:39 AM

Monday, August 18, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Sheez Sincère! You're so high strung.

Steph: You have a way of making many people nervous.

Krispy: Pfft. You're one to talk.

Steph: *shrug* Sincère! What kind of Knight are you? You're such a wimp.

Anakin: Suck it up. I've been stuck with Krispy since--since...

Krispy: Before Ep. II...like two years ago.

Anakin: Yeah! *pales* TWO YEARS?!!!

Krispy: Yep.

Anakin: Force...I've been in this parallel universe for two years...

Obi-Wan: Padawan, calm yourself.

Anakin: Master, it's been TWO FREAKING YEARS since Stephanie crashed a speeder into the Jedi Council room. TWO YEARS since they tied me up with a huge red ribbon and tried to give me away as a Christmas present. TWO YEARS since we were taken away in the middle of a mission. TWO YEARS since--

Wing: *cough* We get the point, Brat-Child.

Anakin: Two years of everyone calling me Brat-Child and about ONE year of me digging trenches.

Krispy: Anakin, as for that mission, really. It's a good thing I took you away when I did.

Anakin: And why is that?

Krispy: *smile* Let's say you lose a little more than just your lightsaber.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Heh...NEwayz...Sincère! Like I've said countless times, you don't have to give me the shoes right off your feet. Old shoes, new shoes, current shoes, I DON'T CARE as long as they're YOURS. Got it?

Steph: She's actually not being very picky about it. You see, with Obi-Wan, she wants those boots and ONLY those boots.

Krispy: Yeah. Won't take anything but the strappy ones.

Obi-Wan: ...

Krispy: So yeah...Sincère!!!

Steph: I must say, this is the worst case of obsession aka "love-sickness" I've ever seen in Krispy.

Sseriya: *smirk* You should feel special. And I do not appreciate being called a pyromaniac.

Steph: Yeah! That makes no sense! She didn't use any fire magic at all during lessons.

Sseriya: I did not kill anyone and I did not burn anything down. I didn't even get to really hurt anyone.

Steph: Takes the fun right out of life.

Sseriya: Only endured a great deal of stress. *shudder* Never again. No more deliveries.

Steph: What the frell are we? UPS?

Kylin: Perhaps.

Steph/Sseriya: *glare*

Kylin: What? People are afraid of you and thus less likely to attack you.

Steph: People are also afraid of dragons!

Kylin: But you are smaller, less likely to be noticed.

Sseriya: ...*cough* And remember this one little fact Knight, Krispy made me kiss that-that-that...

Krispy: Yuya!

Sseriya: *AHEM* That. And things do not really get much worse than that.

Krispy: Sorry. I had to use you to exact revenge upon him for well--you know...that chat.

Sseriya: ...

Wing: Haven't you figured it out Sincère? Krispy just likes to push people's buttons.

Krispy: I do not! I love him!

Wing: *rolls eyes* Yeah...sure.

Krispy: *smile* I love you too! *squish*squish*

Wing: NO! STOP IT!!!

Steph: Bird never knows when to keep his mouth shut.

Krispy: And see! I'm not the only one that thinks you're cute! And Alz, the whole being attacked/killed/etc. by your own characters thing, I think it's a phase every Blog Author/Writer has to go through.

Steph: Yep! Sorry Krispy for trying to kill you and Gennia that one time!

Krispy: Heh...

Steph: But really Sincère, BE A MAN about this. My goodness! I mean I think Firalaer and Obi-Wan have been attacked at least three times as many times as you've been--and in Firalaer's case, he has Luce to deal with too. And they're a lot nicer than you are about dealing with the situation.

Zalari: Notice that if you're nice, they gradually start leaving you alone.

Sseriya: *glance at Obi-Wan* Of course, you will have to ignore the fact that Master Kenobi is currently inside a glass box.

Anakin: Yeah, but it took Krispy TWO YEARS to actually accomplish that goal.

Krispy: Yeah, two years and a fit of complete psycho fan madness.

Anakin: That was very scary.

Krispy: But yay! Firalaer's coming back!

Sseriya: Dear gods...

Krispy: You and your twin, reunited after such a long period of time.

Sseriya: He is not my twin.

Steph: She's right. He's more like a triplet.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: But you know, I'm not going to forcefully take the boots from you cuz well, 1) It is firmly established that I am a coward, 2) I love you and thus wouldn't do that, and 3) that would defeat the purpose of asking you for the shoes in the first place. Gargh, I'm babbling now and I think I have to feed the Dragon Kings...dear Force...

Anakin: How do you do it?

Krispy: That's like asking Wing how he and Raven keep those shields up all the time like that.

Anakin: But really, how?

Krispy: Abuse of Blog Author powers...to the extreme. They eat so much. And you know, if I leave them to be hungry, even the nice ones want to start crushing, mushing, melting, shredding, and otherwise destroying things.

Wing: And you, all by your little onesy, can contain those 17 reptilian beasts?

Krispy: Have you no faith in your Writer?

Everyone: *silence*

Krispy: *sigh* Besides, "onesy"? You're starting to sound like Captain Jack Sparrow. In any case, I've kept their Majesties, all 17 of my lords, under control until now, yes?

Sseriya: Unless they are just letting you "control" them.

Krispy: In that case, Sseriya, I expect you to come to my rescue should anything go wrong.

Sseriya: And why me?

Krispy: They're your relatives. Besides, they don't like you and you don't like them and thus none of you expect to be courteous to each other.

Sseriya: You mean to set me against all of them?

Krispy: Not all of them. You have your father and your allies in there after all, but in a general sense, yes.

Sseriya: *shrug* Do not blame me if you end up with an unfitting outcome.

Krispy: This is all in case of course. Nothing's going to happen. Now, if you will excuse me, I have some dragons to feed.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:31 PM

Sunday, August 17, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I hope the cake was good cuz well, mine was.

Wing: Do you just like to insult me?

Krispy: ...no, I LOVE YOU WING! You're so pretty!

Wing: ...you've been saying all day that I'm not pretty.

Krispy: I lied.

Wing: ...

Krispy: I need to keep you all to myself!

Wing: ...

Krispy: Well, okay fine. You have to admit, Raven is the pretty one.

Wing: No comment.

Krispy: NEwayz, THANK YOU ALZ for the wonderful birthday presents. I have so much Wing now, I'm almost on a Wing overload.

Steph: Yeah...I'm almost jealous.

Sseriya: Almost...

Krispy: Lalala...17! How freaky...bleh...I'm getting old.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Er...not that any of you are old...NEwayz, Wing, Gina brought up a very good question.

Wing: What?

Krispy: Are your bones hollow?

Wing: ...what kind of question is that?

Krispy: Well, you have HUGE wings and that makes sense cuz they need to be able to carry your weight...so...

Wing: In bird form yes.

Krispy: So they're hollow but not? How does that work?

Wing: You're the author. You figure it out.

Krispy: ...

Wing: They're not exactly hollow.

Krispy: Er, okay.

Anakin: So, do we get any cake?

Krispy: Oh yes! Cake! *hauls in a whole bunch of cake and pie* Er...yea, I went a little overboard.

Steph: Just a little...but cake and pie are both good! W00t! Ah, being 17...aside from the ton of angst that was dropped on me like a bomb, I think I quite enjoyed myself.

Krispy: I can't see how you do it.

Steph: Yeah, well, I'm special. You torture your fellow classmates on a daily basis and nothing can totally sour your mood.

Krispy: ...you haven't changed, have you?

Steph: Yes I have! I now recognize that life is a good thing.

Sseriya: *dryly* I am so proud.

Steph: You should be.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Secret Wing Project woohoo! Wanna know what it is! But Alz, Wing's never looked better!

Wing: ...thanks?

Krispy: Yes, thank Alz! I LOVE YOU Wing! *SQUISH*

Wing: Because it's your birthday...*sigh*

Krispy: YAY! *squish*squish*

Wing: Okay, that's going a little far.

Krispy: 'Kay! And Sincère!!! You wouldn't give me a shoe even if I were on my deathbed?!!! WHAT THE FRELL?!!!

Steph: Now that is a man who is attached to his shoes.

Krispy: Then give me a new pair of shoes or an old pair of shoes that you don't even wear anymore!

Steph: She really wants your footware man. It's a sign of her deep and undying love for you.

Sseriya: Her obsession and dedication, if you will. I, on the other hand, would never ask for your shoes.

Steph: Yeah, cuz you'd just TAKE...

Sseriya: If I needed his shoes--though I don't see when that will ever happen--perhaps...

Kylin: *sigh* No manners...

Sseriya: Manners got me nowhere in life.

Kylin: True.

Krispy: Well, Sincère, I still love you to no end! And you too Obi-Wan!

Obi-Wan: Thank you. Can you let me out of this box?

Krispy: No, sorry.

Steph: I'm amazed you haven't given in to that accent and those color-changing eyes.

Krispy: Gotta be tough sometimes. Augh, looks like my b-day's over.

Steph: Well, it was fun.

Krispy: Yep! Thanks everyone!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:00 AM