Saturday, July 12, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: HAHAHA! According to this quiz, I am only 55% Asian...well more like AzN.

Steph: If being Asian or AzN or whatever is ALL of those things, I'm glad you aren't all Asian.

Krispy: WING! I LOVE YOU!

Wing: ...ok...

Krispy: No, really I do. Today at Calphil. You were wonderful.

Wing: As in I cooperated and didn't blow you and your friends and your stacks of coffee cups over.

Krispy: Yes exactly! You did a good job...though a little more wind would've been nice. IT WAS HOT.

Sseriya: And that is why you should never EVER get drunk. And please check to see if your food and drink are drugged BEFORE you eat/drink it.

Zalari: Sseriya, you do not have to worry.

Sseriya: I'm not worrying. I'm being cautious.

Krispy: ...has she been lecturing you all day about not getting drunk and what not?

Zalari: Yes.

Krispy: I'm sorry--though it's ALL LUCE AND ALZ'S FAULT!

Zalari: I don't mind.

Krispy: ...you're too nice. YES YOU DO MIND!

Zalari: No really, I don't. I like listening to her talk, especially when she's so worked up about it.

Sseriya: *glare*

Zalari: See.

Krispy: ...you are one love-sick fool.

Zalari: Sometimes.

Krispy: Well, then that's all I was going to say--

Anakin: You finally saw your way around it.

Krispy: What?

Anakin: You finally admitted it.

Krispy: Admitted what?

Anakin: That Sseriya and Zalari are meant to be together.

Krispy: ...so?

Anakin: What do you mean "so"?! It's a big deal!

Zalari: I agree with the Jedi.

Krispy: ...

Sseriya: Wait, wait--

Steph: YOU WHAT?!

Krispy: eh...yea...

Steph: THE WHAT THE FRELL DID YOU GO AND KILL THE MAN FOR?!!

Krispy: Actually, that's how I saw around to the fact that you should share a bond.

Sseriya: You sick, evil, sadistic monster.

Krispy: *dully* Please, stop flattering me.

Sseriya: You're not allowed to go around making decisions like that on your own!

Krispy: Hah! Erm...gonna go now...yea...

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:52 PM

Friday, July 11, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: It's a miracle!

Wing: That you've recovered?

Krispy: Um...no...well yes but no! That's not what I was going to say!

Wing: They've recovered.

Krispy: That's not what I was going to say either.

Sseriya: There's a soft pounding at the very back of my head.

Steph: Soft pounding? More like a sledge-hammer.

Obi-Wan: Obviously, one is getting the brunt of the attack.

Steph: Yeah...ME.

Krispy: Erm...in any case, the miracle is that Krunchy is playing her chinese instrument all of her own will. She's playing it at home WITHOUT anyone having to yell at her to do it!

Anakin: That actually can be termed miraculous.

Krispy: In any case, aaaaaawwwwwwww Alz! WRITE MORE! And um... I will stop now because I already ranted and screamed and stuff in the e-mail.

Sseriya: I want to...sleep.

Krispy: ...I slept until 10, dear.

Sseriya: You did.

Krispy: Like you were awake.

Sseriya: No comment.

Krispy: ...

Steph: Anyone have Tylenol? Or better yet, could someone just whack me over the head with a baseball bat? That would be much appreciated.

Wing: Can I do it?

Steph: Anyone OTHER than the bird.

Wing: *pout* You just want to spite me.

Steph: You betcha.

Krispy: Oh shit.

Everyone: ?

Krispy: Shit.

Steph: Um...

Sseriya: If she is cursing in the blog, it is not a good thing.

Krispy: Damn it.

Anakin: Um...?

Krispy: Shit.

Sseriya: You know, if we don't stop her now, the cursing is just going to escalate.

Steph: WHAT THE FRELL IS WRONG?!!

Krispy: I got my AP scores.

Everyone: *silence*

Steph: Damn it.

Wing: Great, now she's doing it.

Krispy: Ok, I'm opening it...OMG I can't look.

Sseriya: Have some courage, woman.

Krispy: This is like life and death.

Steph: And that is NOT an exaggeration folks.

Krispy: *inhale deeply* I'm shaking. This sucks. Okay, I'm gonna look.

*dramatic pause*

Krispy: Hhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Steph: ...

Wing: Um...

Anakin: Is that a good or a bad thing?

Obi-Wan: I cannot tell.

Zalari: I never can tell when she's laughing like that.

Sseriya: KRISPY!

Krispy: I got exactly what I thought I was gonna get in Physics...which is to say, it is not good.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: BUT hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Steph: You're starting to scare me.

Krispy: Grades are always scary. Do you know how effing relieved I am right now, though? How free I feel! HAHAHA! There are no more effing grades that will pop up in the summer! I'm DONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sseriya: So you did well on the other two?

Krispy: *grin* YES I DID! I can't stop shaking, giggling, and outright laughing hysterically like a madwoman. Granted that that Physics grade makes my report look rather ugly, I wasn't expecting much. Anything higher than that, I would be crying and thanking every deity out there. It would be nothing short of a miracle. BUT the other two are quite lovely to look at. HEHE. I'm so happy! Oh so happy!

Steph: That's good then.

Krispy: Well, I think I must go now. Tata!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:59 PM

Thursday, July 10, 2003 :::
 
Zalari: Are you quite all right?

Obi-Wan: Should you really be blogging?

Krispy: I...am...hmmm...let's not talk about how I am and talk about how they are. *points to Steph and Sseriya*

Sseriya: I am perfectly all right...except, I think I've just remembered how much I dislike sailing...

Steph: *somewhat green* I think...I'm seasick.

Wing: I don't see a sea.

Steph: Do you want me to throw up on you or what?

Wing: NO. Don't do that.

Steph: Thank you very much.

Sseriya: Krispy, if you could close your eyes...that would...help...

Steph: Yeah cuz the spinning room makes me feel like the floor is tipping beneath me...

Krispy: Guys, the room is no longer spinning for me...though my brain feels like it's at the edge of becoming dizzy.

Anakin: I think you should sleep.

Krispy: Er...well, I had to blog because I needed to say GO ALZ!!! WRITE! And also that Wing, you aren't still mad at me about that comment I made yesterday, right?

Wing: Just don't throw up on me.

Krispy: ...I guess being sick does have its advantages...

Wing: Don't push it.

Krispy: Okay. I also needed to blog because I wanted to say (though everyone's already heard this): DAMN YOU YUYA! You are a sick bastard and this is low even for you! Nightmares I would've expected but what the frell is this?! Damn you to the blackest pits of hell!!!

Sseriya: I second that.

Steph: *eyes closed* Third that...Force...I never wanna Yuya-overdose ever again.

Krispy: In any case, I really want to write Lesson 8 because I'm gonna forget things the longer I wait but I feel lkinda groggy. You know, listening to the X soundtrack on loop is amazingly healthy.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Well, if it makes you feel better.

Zalari: Yeah...

Krispy: I will go now. Maybe if I feel more awake later, I will write. GO ALZ! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:46 PM

Wednesday, July 09, 2003 :::
 
Sseriya: Firetail...

Steph: THANK YOU!!! *grovel*grovel*

Sseriya: *kicks Steph* Do not do that. My God, have some dignity woman!

Steph: He just stumped Flight!

Sseriya: *considers this* Very well. Carry on.

Steph: *grovel*grovel*

Krispy: I'd glomp you Firetail but you didn't seem to like that much when Alz and Luce did it before so I will...not.

Zalari: I'm glad that you're taking a break.

Krispy: Me too! Even though there's a nagging nagging NAGGING thought at the back of my head that wants me to write Lesson 8 or maybe even work on Scroll 3, but I am beating it back with a lightsaber.

Anakin: *gloomily* MY lightsaber.

Krispy: It's well built, by the way.

Anakin: Thanks...

Krispy: YAY! 8 pages of Alz writing! And guess what? If I'm in a happy happy mood, I have 10 pages of An Unlikely Tale to cookie you all with! And a page of Scroll 3 and like 4-5 pages of Lessons 6,7, and what I have of 8! Good, no? I want and don't want to write Lesson 8.

Wing: How the frell do you feel like that?

Krispy: Well, I sit here thinking that I want to write it but also reasoning that I want to rest and in all I end up doing nothing because I won't even open the freaking document. It's like me not being able to decide whether or not I'm cold.

Wing: You are weird.

Krispy: Well cuz like at night, I'll have the AC on and it'll be cold so I'll curl up but then I realize that it's too warm and I'll uncurl and then it's cold and then not and...

Steph: So on and so on.

Wing: ...ok...

Krispy: One more thing, Sincere, dearest, its not like I'm beating you up or anything! Sheez. I just think that...you wouldn't like it very much. Sseriya's just mean. But she's not--

Sseriya: That violent. I do not kill people just because I feel like it, though, you were kind of pushing it.

Krispy: Heh...well, my version of you anyway. And you weren't really doing it on purpose. Sseriya was just on a short fuse. Well, I will be leaving for movie soon so...keep writing Alz! W00t! Beta and write Luce! And I am out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:27 PM

 
Krispy: No, Alz. That is not sad. It is GOOD because you must realize that you write MORE than I do. I may be trying to balance 4 storylines at once (which by the way is not very wise at all--especially since Lessons and Unlikely Tale have no real plot) but I write way less than you do.

Steph: Speaking of writing, are you quite finished?

Krispy: Will you kill me if I say I'm now finished with Episode 3 and am now itching to finish Lesson 8, even though I don't really know what happens in Lesson 8?

Steph: I won't kill you but--

Sseriya: We may hit you over the head with a rock.

Zalari: For your own good.

Wing: And you know how you have that weird feeling in your head? That's because it's gone NUMB. You can't feel that it's BURNED OUT.

Krispy: You are all so kind. I finally get my arse in gear and write and you--

Steph: Not about us.

Krispy: Ok, I give you that. It's hot! And I wanna draw my dear little birdies but I can't because my brain is refusing to concentrate on something like that.

Obi-Wan: The reason you are writing so much is because it requires little thinking on your part.

Krispy: Actually that is true. That's why humor writes itself. I don't have to know what happens in Lesson 8 because if I go in there with a few things that I want to happen, it'll just come out and hopefully shape itself to the plot...sort of...

Anakin: Except you don't have a plot.

Krispy: Yeah...that would be the problem. And, rest assured Firetail, that Flight has nothing to do with the "naked, angry, and armed" thing. I just thought it was funny and that Luce (and Flight) would get a kick out of it. It is in Lesson 8 though. That's the only part I have done.

Sseriya: And Sincere, we would all like to collectively apologize for Krispy.

Krispy: *nervous laugh* You see dearest, like Sseriya said, you really are just an easy target. Don't be too mad at me, okay? And just remember, it wasn't me! It was Sseriya!

Sseriya: Heh.

Krispy: Okay, I'm out to umm...rest? Or something like that...

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:50 PM

 
Krispy: ...

Steph: You really are crazy.

Sseriya: Are you okay?

Krispy: I...can't...stop...

Zalari: Still?

Krispy: SERIOUSLY! I CAN'T EFFING STOP WRITING!!!

Wing: Um...

Krispy: It's starting to FREAK ME OUT!!!

Wing: Humor writes that well, ne?

Krispy: YES! But not even that! I'm doing like everything! I think I'm starting to mix storylines!

Anakin: Um...that would be bad.

Krispy: YEAH! I was writing the first scene of Scroll 3 and do you know what I put? Do you know what I wrote down?!!

Obi-Wan: What?

Krispy: I WROTE SSERIYA instead of FIRA!!! And I didn't realize it until I was half-way through the sentence and Bunny is fuzzing!!!

Sseriya: I am...flattered?

Steph: Who's Bunny?

Krispy: MY UNICORN JELLY!!!

Steph: Oh.

Krispy: But YAY! That Alz is writing. You know, my brain is like...numb.

Sseriya: I would expect with the amount of writing and switching between stories you're doing.

Steph: You're working on everything except US!

Krispy: If I wrote you guys in this fit, you'd all be chased by crazy flying monkeys.

Steph: That's why you should never mix angst with humor. Carry on.

Krispy: Don't worry. I'll get to you guys soon enough--as in MASSIVE REWRITE and some scene sorting. I really have no idea what's happening and what I've written.

Sseriya: How pleasant. Our past is as blank to the creator as it is to US.

Krispy: Shut up. YOU I'm writing about in Lessons, so don't make me do something drastic.

Sseriya: I think you have already past that point.

Krispy: So anyways, this is an update on my progress.

Lessons
Lesson 6 = complete
Lesson 7 = short but complete
Lesson 8 = first scene done, and the TEASER is "Naked, angry, and armed." I say no more.

An Unlikely Tale
Prologue = very short but complete
Episode 1 = complete
Episode 2 = complete
Episode 3 = 3 out of 4 scenes complete; 4th in progress

Scrolls
Scroll 2 = currently being beta-ed
Scroll 3 = first scene complete

Sseriya/Zalari
On hold

Obi-Wan: Impressive.

Wing: Your work ethic and writing fits frighten me. Please don't write about me or Raven.

Raven: I have given up trying to argue with him.

Krispy: Don't know about writing you guys but I feel like drawing you guys. Ok, gonna go finish Episode 3 now. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:10 PM

 
Krispy: OMG...

Anakin: What's wrong now?

Obi-Wan: It is late.

Krispy: I...can't...stop...

Steph: Stop loving you!

Krispy: No! I can't stop...

Steph: Thinking about you!

Krispy: NO! I can't stop writing!

Everyone: *silence*

Sseriya: That must be some writing fit.

Krispy: ARGH! Humor really does just write itself! I seriously just keep typing even though it has all ceased to be funny. My brain has already shut down for the night but my fingers keep going and stupid things keep getting typed down. I'm going to regret all of this in the morning, aren't I?

Steph: You are scary.

Krispy: I'm finished with Lesson 7, started Lesson 8, and wrote the first scene of Episode 3 in An Unlikely Tale.

Sseriya: If only you would finish my story.

Krispy: I'll get to that. I think I need to get this humor out of my system first. I need to start Scroll 3 soon too. Bleh. I need to sleep!

Zalari: Should we knock you out?

Krispy: No! NO! Must get these last few thoughts out before I forget...

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:09 AM

Tuesday, July 08, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Well Sincere, of course I'm writing about you. I LOVE YOU. No actually, that's what makes me terrified of writing you and I'm not being mean; Sseriya is being mean.

Sseriya: Go ahead. Blame everything on me.

Krispy: Erm...you are being mean.

Sseriya: *completely ignoring Krispy*to Sincere* You know, I really am a very nice person. I don't normally going around killing people and I was mentally stable to begin with. If anything, you should blame Krispy for the weirdo way I've turned out. I mean, just look at my progress. *points at Steph*

Steph: HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII!!! *waves furiously*

Sseriya: Krispy calls that progress.

Krispy: Eheh...I'm going to erm...go now.

Wing: Thank the Force, she isn't writing about me.

Raven: Do you not--

Wing: And you are also grateful that you are not being written about.

Raven: Since when did you tell me what I am or am not grateful for?

Wing: Since I became overprotective. Now shut up and let me do the talking.

Raven: ...

Krispy: Awww! How cute!

Obi-Wan: So will you continue writing now?

Krispy: I think so, except...I forgot what I was going to write in Lesson 7...like I really don't remember anymore. I vaguely have like the shadow of what I was going to do floating in my head but I really don't remember how it was supposed to go. Maybe I'll go write the other thing?

Zalari: *smile* Just leave us out of it.

Krispy: You got it. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:34 PM

 
Krispy: I am your slice of life.

Steph: Yes, I quite like that poster/calendar page thing you cut out.

Krispy: I think it works very well right under Nataku.

Sseriya: Surprisingly, I agree.

Krispy: So, this really cool looking circle that says "I am your slice of life" under Nataku.

Steph: *smile* It can be my slice of life any time. W00t!

Krispy: Cheers to that!

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:53 PM

 
Krispy: So...I went back to school today.

Steph: WHAT?!!! WHY?!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!!!

Krispy: Erm...I had to turn in my Calc homework?

Steph: *calm* Oh.

Krispy: Yeah. NEwayz, so I went and sat through like half an hour of Mr. Rankin explaining math. It was so surreal...just like Pre-Cal...

Sseriya: I am glad you enjoyed yourself.

Krispy: Well actually, I spent the time worrying about the quiz.

Steph: WHAT KIND OF SICK INSTITUTION IS THIS?! First they give you summer homework and THEN THEY TEST YOU?!!!

Krispy: Um...your outrage is flattering, but yes. There was a quiz. But aside from all that, I got to look at Luce's pretty X artbook. *grin*

Steph: *smile* That was pretty, wasn't it?

Krispy: Yes. And then Luce and Gennia came over and we watched About a Boy which was so good. It was funny and sweet and witty and deep all at the same time!

Sseriya: Right.

Wing: You know, I think that laptop has a bad effect on you.

Krispy: Why is that?

Wing: Why did you start another project when you already have more than you can handle, PLUS summer homework?

Obi-Wan: Quite a bit of summer homework too.

Anakin: Don't you need to start thinking about a career or something?

Krispy: LEAVE ME ALONE! I couldn't help it!

Wing: It also doesn't help that you have NO IDEA where this thing is taking you.

Krispy: I was in a humor writing mood, okay?

Sseriya: A very strong humor writing mood apparently...I see I've continued my ridiculous adventure in Umi-Weiss.

Krispy: Heh...yea so Alz, let me explain...

Steph: It's absolutely amazing that she found this fantasy fic to read at *cue dramatic music* FICTIONPRESS!

Krispy: Yes. You've probably seen it around. It's called the Fantasy Chronicles and it's pretty freaking funny. In any case, after reading through that, I felt like writing humor and you know how stupid humor writes itself better than anything else, right? So, I went back to look at the lessons and I re-wrote/wrote Lesson 6 and have Lesson 7 semi-planned--even though I still don't know where that's leading because I still get freaked out every time I have to make Firalaer and/or Sincere do something...and Sincere, I see you getting that deer-in-headlights look already. I'm not doing anything bad to you. You just don't get along very well with Sseriya.

Sseriya: I do not like Knights.

Krispy: Yeah, you don't. You're actually pretty mean to Sincere.

Sseriya: *smile at Sincere* Easy target.

Steph: Pfft. Anything is an easy target when the only other "target" to compare it to happens to be Firalaer.

Sseriya: Yes, he's hard to rile, isn't he?

Krispy: And this morning, after completing my Calculus homework, I started another story which isn't really a story cuz I just felt like writing something stupid and have no idea what to do with it. In any case, I already have like 4 pages of it done which equals the tiny prologue, episode 1, and episode 2. Erm...I'll send something over some time. Glad to see you up and about and more importantly writing. Woohoo! Go Alz. I think I will leave and stare at Nataku some more while I try to either a) write more or b) FINISH cleaning my room. Finishing anything is the hard part, now isn't it?

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:21 PM

Monday, July 07, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Steph: Dude, you've been gone a long time.

Obi-Wan: She has been gone longer.

Anakin: Yeah. I remember those days, sitting in the blog, doing NOTHING for weeks and weeks on end...

Krispy: ...Well, I'm back now, aren't I?

Sseriya: Never leave us alone for that long ever again.

Krispy: What? Did something happen?

Sseriya: No, but something could have happened.

Krispy: ...So...

Steph: Yeah! What is your excuse, anyway?

Krispy: I was busy.

Anakin: *cough* ALZ was a lot busier and yet she still came and blogged.

Krispy: ...HEY! Firalaer's been busy for the past few months and I don't see you complaining or questioning that!

Anakin: ...that is a terrible come-back.

Krispy: Shut up. I'm tired.

Anakin: Obviously.

Sseriya: You are usually a lot more...interesting.

Krispy: In any case...you know I spent a whole freaking hour or so of my Fourth of July listening to Kenny Rogers?

Steph: ...*blink* How...patriotic of you to listen to...erm...country music.

Krispy: It was--a different experience. Anime Expo was fun except--*teary eyed*--except--

Wing: Oh dear, here it comes...

Krispy: *SOB* I LOST OBI-WAN!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Steph: *pushes glass box over* Look! Look! Obi-Wan!

Krispy: *sniff*sniff* Obi-Wan! I LOST YOU!!! I'm so sad!!! *SOB*

Obi-Wan: Er...It was only a--

Krispy: DON'T YOU DARE "IT WAS ONLY A PIN" ME!!!

Obi-Wan: Come now. I thought you already recovered from that. Besides, I am still stuck in this glass box, right?

Anakin: Yeah. Doesn't that make you happy?

Krispy: ...*sniff*sniff* I guess...*sniff*

Steph: How about you just erm...look at Nataku hanging on your wall.

Sseriya: So that she can go into that glazed eyes stupor again?

Steph: If it makes her happy!

Krispy: Yeah, you know. That wallscroll is very distracting. Like, I can see it out of the corner of my eye and I just want to turn and stare at it. Alz, Luce already knows this, but I can't come into this room without staring at Nataku for a few minutes...It's very bad. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! IT'S SO PRETTY!!!

Steph: What? You've thrown over Kamui already?

Krispy: NO, NO! Not at all. I just need to find some wall space for him. Seriously, I think the only space is behind the door and I don't want to put Kamui behind the door! Besides, that would be even more distracting because then he'd be right next to the computer and I'd ALWAYS be seeing him through my peripheral vision! Gaaahhhhh...but Kamui keeps unrolling!!!

Steph: ...

Wing: Please don't drool.

Krispy: And look at these dragons! Aren't they cute!!!

Sseriya: *pokes at the big one* It is like Lord Red...with over-sized feet.

Steph: OH! HOW CUTE!!! AAAAAAWWWWWWW!!! *squish*squish*

Krispy: ARGH! Nataku's so pretty! I can't stop looking at him!!!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: And look Steph! KNIVES!!!

Steph: *squeal* OMG! They're like mini-Annies!!!

Krispy: YEAH! And this separate one--

Steph: IS ADORABLE!!!

Raven: She does find the strangest things "adorable", doesn't she?

Zalari: She's...different.

Wing: Pfft. THAT's an understatement.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:43 AM