Saturday, June 21, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Ok...well I'm back shortly because Gennia was not satisfied with my presentation of the mind of psycho Obi-Wan fans and Jedi Torturers in general.

Anakin: SICK...SICK!!!

Krispy: *cough* So...allow me to give you some examples...a true glimpse into the minds of crazy fans...

Steph: Here we go!

1. "I am for example looking for something new to do to Obi-Wan. I've used pliers on his hands, electricity, whips (of course), and fire. Any ideas?"

2. "You have to have something that makes them so completely emotionally exhausted that they will wish for death, but you will not grant it to them."

3. "Turning certain Padawan into a dark Jedi, making him think his Master had been killed then he is captured by his Master's dark student, then a dagger in the back for another certain Jedi after he has been stabbed through with his own lightsaber, etc..."

4. "WANTED
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Wanted dead, minced,
deep fried, ground,
shot, electrocuted,
breaded, squewered,
boiled, shreaded,
smashed, served with
coleslaw or salad,
half dead or grilled."

5. "The first intense Jedi Abuse (again, or torture) fic I read used barbed wire (and nails... and razors... and sharp pointy things in general.)"

6. "Anyways, in my first fic, Obi gets shot with a nail gun and whipped w/ a whip that has barbs containing poison... Ouch!"

7. "I have bled Obi-Wan within a heartbeat of his life. Does that count?"

8. "How does boiling oil being slowly poured on Obi-Wan sound? (hiss, crackle, etc) No, seriously . . . "

9. "Whip him
Give him a fatel diesese
Blind him
Make him think his friend AND Master are dead
Have him ex-comunicated fromt he Jedi
Have him arrested for murder
And kills him five times!"

(Krispy's note: How the frell do you kill a man 5 times?!!!)

10. "How about using an electric drill to drill holes through his shin bones? Or having his tormenters place a board on his chest and then add weights to it until he can no longer breathe? Acupuncture with sharpened knitting needles in the places that would cause pain and not deaden it?"

11. "I think my favorite Cassia story is the one where she kills him 5 times... I cry every time I read it!"

12. "-Captured with Qui by an old enemy/rival of Qui
-made to be tortured infront of Qui...thats always good.
-thrown up against walls by the force many times
-kicked while kneeling
-tied to a table and shocked and burned by painful instruments
-having to watch Qui being tortured
-kicked, punched, and whipped while tied against a wall and around a pole.
I was trying to do something with like keeping him submerged in water for like a long time and such, but nothing came... "

Everyone: *silence*

Krispy: And you all though I was bad! That I was a sadistic monster! Well, let me tell you something...I'm NOTHING compared to THOSE FREAKS UP THERE!!! Some of those things...even I, the Sadistic Monster would not go there. Seriously, some of that is just sick! Gennia and I are nothing compared to these people!

Steph: Though I'm sure it's already got your brain ticking...

Krispy: Shut up.

Anakin: *wide-eyed horror* That is SICK!!! I think...I think...*face drains of color*turns green* I think I'm going to be sick...*runs out with hands over mouth*

Obi-Wan: *blink*blink*pales*

Krispy: Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan: That is...that is...*curls up in a corner of the box*

Steph: I think you've traumatized him.

Sseriya: *looks at the stuff* Hmm...sounds like my life.

Krispy: NUH-UH! I haven't done all that to you! I've never tried to drown you or tied you to a pole and used a nail gun on you. I've never killed you 5 times! I never had you pressed with rocks to within an inch of your life!

Sseriya: Close enough and I am already expecting more...

Krispy: ...NEwayz...Obi-Wan? You know G and I love you right? That we wouldn't do all that just for the sake of doing all that to you, right?

Obi-Wan: *hiding in billows of cloak* Stay away from me. And don't do anything to Anakin either...when he comes back...

Anakin: *somewhere in background* *being sick*

Krispy: *sigh* Well, and thus...I present to you, the minds of really really messed up fans. Er...here's an excerpt from the conversation G and I had.

G: 5 TIMES?
G: HOLY COW
K: even i wouldn't go there!
G: alice, we are nothing compared to these people!
K: how the frell do you kill a man 5 times?!!
K: THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK
K: i'm siding with Anakin here
K: dude...we do it
K: for artistic purposes
K: we do it with class
K: this is just sounding like a Jedi/Obi-Wan massacre!!!

G: what we did to nick
G: all that cutting?
G: that was pretty sick
K: shut up
G: :-)
K: we didn't tie him to a pole
K: and electrocute him
G: LOL
K: and he did it to himself!!!
G: lol
G: o go tell nick that


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:46 PM

 
Krispy: OMG...OMG...Stephanie, I am so SO sorry!

Steph: *GLARE*

Krispy: *squeak* PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!

Steph: I AM READY TO GO FREAKING MORTA ON YOUR ARSE! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS KRISPY AND YOU NOT ONLY FORGET MY BIRTHDAY, YOU GO AND CONFESS YOUR LOVE FOR WING ON THE DAY OF IT?!!!

Krispy: Nooo...Wing...squish toy? ARGH! I'm SO SORRY! I REMEMBERED ALL LAST WEEK AND MOST OF THIS WEEK!!!

Steph: THEN PROMPTLY FORGOT IT ONCE SCHOOL WAS OVER!!! You've freaking broken my heart. Thanks a lot. You know only one other person's done that before!

Krispy: I'M SO SORRY!!! HERE! *pushes glass box up to her* YOU CAN HAVE OBI-WAN!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!

Steph: If you think a Jedi in a box--even if it IS the hottest Jedi ever--is going to cut it, YOU ARE WRONG. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! Since effing SEVENTH grade I've stuck around here and this is the thanks I get?!!

Krispy: I'm so sorry!!! *grovel*grovel*

Sseriya: *disinterested* Just be glad that I am not as sensitive about these things as she is.

Zalari: Though I think your birthday is very important.

Sseriya: Yes, the day I got stuck into this miserable world...what a joyous occasion.

Zalari: *sigh* You just don't change.

Sseriya: That one *points at Steph* may now be 23 years old, but I will forever remain 17. Flight get off. *blasts him into dust*

Anakin: And why is that?

Sseriya: Because time has stopped for me. *little smile at Zalari* You really were the end of me.

Krispy: *still groveling* YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BMW BACK!!! I'LL EVEN THROW IN A MOTORCYCLE!!! I'M SO SORRY!

Steph: Eh...well...that'll do. Thanks!

Krispy: ...well, since you're better--I really wanna say I love you to Sincere...very tempted but...I will let his nerves calm down some more. I'll occupy myself with...OBI-WAN!

Steph: Yes...Obi-Wan...*sigh*

Krispy: And no Alz. I have not been writing. I am still healing--as in reading Obi-Wan fanfiction, running around a Borders planning all the books I wanna buy, being bored, running around buying Harry Potter with Krunchy, eating, sleeping in, and shopping.

Steph: Yeah...all that is very good.

Krispy: On the bright side, I keep having these scenes of Zalari taking care of Sseriya.

Steph: Aww...Zalari! You're so sweet!!!

Zalari: Um...thank you?

Krispy: Oh and Wing...

Wing: I'm your favorite? HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Krispy: Yeah well, I think it's true.

Wing: ...Are you serious?

Krispy: YES! I LOVE YOU WING! *glomp* You're so soft and feathery and pretty and SQUISHY!!!

Wing: ARGH!!! GET OFF!!!

Krispy: You know on the Star Wars fanfic boards, there's a Jedi Torturer's Guild and Obi Torture Index?

Anakin: WHAT?!!!

Obi-Wan: ...

Anakin: You are all sick people.

Krispy: And you know how you all wonder about G and I killing/hurting/torturing the people we love? This girl's explanation describes it perfectly:

"Well, Denny, I think it all comes down to the fact that you only hurt the one you love. Obi-Wan was the character that caught my attention in TPM. My heart went out to him. And suddenly, I wanted to see him in danger. I wanted to see him in pain. These things tickled my stomach with excitement precisely because I cared about that character. I liked worrying about him--I wanted to worry about him! But of course I wanted everything to turn out all right in the end, too. If Obi-Wan had been killed or turned to the Dark Side, that would have put me off. I like the hurt and the comfort. The hurt gives me the thrill of suspense, I guess, and the comfort fulfils my desire to nurture and take care of vulnerable people."

Krispy: Like...I finally understand my motives now...

Steph: Amazing, ain't it?

Anakin: You are all sick sick people.

Krispy: But I know you still like us anyway.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Yay! Alz is being productful! Want to know about Glimmer! Miss Firalaer and Yuya!!! Ok...think I will go blog in My World now... I suppose I should comment on the sadness of my existence now that Junior Year is over...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:17 PM

Friday, June 20, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Graduation here I come.

Steph: Don't mess up.

Obi-Wan: Could someone let me out, please?

Anakin: May the Force be with you.

Krispy: Guard the box.

Steph: *smirk at Anakin* With my life.

Krispy: I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:14 PM

Thursday, June 19, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: CONGRATULATIONS! WE HAVE COMPLETED OUR JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL AKA "THE YEAR OF HELL." Aren't you proud?

Steph: Yay! You've all survived and now...SUMMER!

Sseriya: Summer...Was that when I met you Zalari? Or was it still spring?

Zalari: It was spring.

Sseriya: *smile* Oh yes...it was spring.

Krispy: Ah! Sweet spring is your time, is my time, is our time, for spring time is love time and viva sweet love!

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: And sleep is good and fanfiction is good. Oh Obi-Wan! How I love thee!

Obi-Wan: Could you please let me out of this box?

Krispy: Speaking of which...Steph--Operation Beard.

Steph: Right.

Anakin: Oh no! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!! *waves lightsaber around menancingly*

Krispy: Um...Steph...I've never actually taken a lightsaber-wielding Jedi on before. I mean, Anakin's usually on our side.

Steph: *pulls out Selendrile* Don't worry. I've got it covered.

Krispy: But...um...don't lightsabers cut through anything.

Steph: Again, I've got it covered. Selendrile, if you will. *Selendrile goes into lightsaber mode*

Krispy: *blink* I didn't know she could do that.

Steph: Sometimes. *smirk at Anakin* Let's have some fun, hmm little Padawan?

Anakin: NO! GET AWAY! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GET MASTER OBI-WAN!

Wing: Such a dedicated apprentice...

Zalari: Too bad that changes...

Wing: Yes, well.

Krispy: ATTACK!!! *aside* I really need to get a better battle cry.

Steph: *maniacal laughter* COME HERE!!! *attacks Anakin*

Anakin: FORCE! *ducks, attempts to fight, then gives up and runs*

Steph: I'm not finished with you yet!!! *chases after him*

Krispy: OBI-WAN!!! *pulls closed a curtain around the glass box and climbs in*

Anakin: *overdramatically* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *dives for the box*

Steph: HA! *pins him down by sitting on his legs* GO KRISPY!

Everyone: ...

Sseriya: This is Krispy. We have nothing to worry about.

Obi-Wan: *from behind the curtain* OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!! STOP IT! NO! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!! *scream*

Krispy: STOP MOVING! STOP!!!

Kylin: Nothing to worry about?

Sseriya: Nothing to worry about.

Kylin: Your "nothing to worry abouts" go by a definition of their own, don't they?

Sseriya: I took care of the situations every time, did I not?

Kylin: And those dreams?

Sseriya: *growl* Do not talk about that time.

Krispy: *steps out of box and pulls open curtain* FINISHED! TADA!

Anakin: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!

Krispy: I've done good. LOOK!

Obi-Wan: *BEARDLESS and looking a little shaken* I am all right.

Anakin: *blink* MASTER!

Obi-Wan: I am all right, really.

Anakin: You are so...*blink*blink* YOUNG!

Obi-Wan: ...I thought you had this revelation before.

Anakin: But it is just...it is just so...striking. It is a shock every time! You look so young.

Steph: *getting off of Anakin's legs* And HOT!

Krispy: HELLO! That was the whole point! LOOK AT THAT FACE! *squeal*

Steph: Right on! *high five*

Sseriya: *to Zalari* Explain to me again how I turn into that...

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:00 PM

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: *wiping off clothes* Whew! That was a doozie, wouldn't you say?

Complete SILENCE

Krispy: *looks around* Um...guys?

Everyone: *cowering in Anakin's trench with layers upon layers of physical as well as magical shields up*

Krispy: ...Guys?

Obi-Wan: *shakes head* Force...did I say all of that? I don't know what came over me...

Krispy: *blink*STARE* Obi-Wan? *smile* Is that nifty or what? Jedi in a glass box. What I've always wanted.

Obi-Wan: Could you let me out now?

Krispy: *blink*blink* OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm ssssoooooo sorry Master Kenobi! I don't know what the frell came over me! *laughs some more* I haven't had an attack like that in...a long time. By the way, did you know that you are so unbelievably hot, standing in that box?

Obi-Wan: Well, apparently I realized that but--whatever I said just a few hours ago WAS NOT ME.

Krispy: *sigh* Ever the modest one...But since you're already IN the box, I'm not letting you out. *glare at trench* And what the frell are the rest of you afraid of? I've already WARNED you about my psycho fan powers.

Anakin: *meekly* You had inhuman strength.

Steph: In-Jedi strength.

Wing: IN-anything I've ever seen strength!

Krispy: ...yes, I know. Psycho fan powers. *smile at Sincere* By the way dearest, if you weren't afraid before, you really should be now. It's just a pity that Yuya wasn't here to witness that. I rarely get that way...

Steph: Dude...that scared me. You have been teenybopper and glomped and attempted to stick people in glass boxes but--but--

Anakin: YOU ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED!!! THAT WAS THE MOST FRIGHTENING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE AND WILL YOU LET MY MASTER OUT OF THAT BOX?!!!

Krispy: *smile* No. He's so hot in there. And NO ALZ! I was reading nothing of the sort. Obi-Wan said he was hot--

Anakin: And I suggested he take off his cloak because then he'd be cooler but then *glare at Obi-Wan* Master had to make that comment...

Obi-Wan: I wasn't...myself...

Wing: Pfft. You can say that again, oh-hottest-Jedi-ever.

Krispy: Don't be mean Wing. I've still got enough hyper-rabid-fangirl energy left to stuff you into a cage.

Wing: ...

Sseriya: That really is frightening. Surprised even me. Cheers. *drinks another glass of blue stuff*

Zalari: *takes the blue stuff away* I think you've had enough.

Sseriya: Have I? Hmm...*shrug*

Anakin: What's wrong with her?

Zalari: Should I know?

Obi-Wan: Wait...ANAKIN! YOU AND PADME HAVE CHILDREN?!!!

Anakin: What? *thinks back to previous conversation*whirl on Krispy* I HAVE CHILDREN WITH PADME?! I GET PADME?!! WE'RE TOGETHER?!!

Obi-Wan: IT IS FORBIDDEN! You will be EXPELLED from the Order!

Krispy: Sheet...erm...*BLOG AUTHOR POWERS* YOU WILL FORGET THAT ENTIRE CONVERSATION.

Anakin: What?

Obi-Wan: Could you please let me out?

Krispy: Yay! It worked!

Kylin: So you are actually much more dangerous than we all initially thought.

Krispy: What? Have I freaked out the Dragon Kings too?

Kylin: Wasn't their complete silence a clue?

Krispy: Hehe. How kewl! *looks at Obi-Wan*sigh* You are so hot. Ewan is so hot. I mean--that One Day I'll Fly Away music video today--those Christian shots...*dies* WHY wasn't that in the movie?!!! Oh Obi-Wan! And I still don't have your boots. But I can't let you out of that box to get them so...

Sseriya: Ha!

Steph: YOU ARE NOT going inside that box--

Krispy: ...

Steph: *grin* Without me.

Anakin: NO! NO! NO! *takes up stance in front of box*pulls out lightsaber* NO MORE ABUSING OF MY MASTER! NO!

Krispy: Drat. Just when it was getting good...I must leave. But sheez, you guys should have read the DISCLAIMER! That's why I had one! And "the voice in my head"? I'll let you guess where that came from. Hehe. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:39 PM

 
Krispy: This is my disclaimer. I am not responsible for any of the following occurrences and dialogue that may or may not take place during this entry. You may now continue and remember, you have been warned.

Obi-Wan: I AM HOT.

Anakin: I know.

Obi-Wan: I AM HOT!!!!!!!!! There's no denying it. I finally realized hot, er, how freaking HOOOOT I am!

Anakin: Take off your cloak, master!

Obi-Wan: Anakin, you know master/padawan relationships aren't permitted by the Jedi Order.

Anakin: *grumble* You're not funny.

Obi-Wan: Yes I am, I am witty and talented and charming and genius and HOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!! Oh yes, so hot. sizzle sizzle.

Krispy: *drooooooool*

A little voice in Krispy's head: Hey, dude, you're getting your shoes wet. Stop that.

Krispy: sorry...but look at him.

Voice: Well, what are you waiting for? ATTACK HIM!

Obi-Wan: Wow......look how hot and funny I am. Quick, Anakin, come look at this video clip of me. Wow, check out those boots. mmmmmm. And look at color-changing eyes, oh and that smile. Ha. Bow down to me, Padawan. I AM the hottest Jedi, HUMANOID, ever!

Anakin: Master....it's just a clip of you walking. What's so interesti---

Krispy: ATTACK!!!!!!! *jumps on Obi-Wan's back* *pulls on Obi-Wan's hair* *both tumble to the ground* BWAHAHAHAHHA! MINE!!!!!!!

Voice: heehee, yes.....mine.....hehehehee

Anakin: --ing?....Master? Where did you go? HEY! Krispy! Why are you taking off Master's tunic?!!!

Obi-Wan: Because *yelp of pain* I'm *scream* too *try to get boot out of Krispy's hands* HOT!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!

Anakin: uh...but....I'm getting the girls Master. Look, I get Padme, and we even have babies. Do you know where babies come from, Master? Yep, that's right. I HAVE to be hot to have children with Padme!

Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin, she was a very lonely girl. She asked me, but I politetly declined. Baby-making may be fun when you're in the moment, but it can result in dire consequences. All that aside, you can tell I'm definately the hot one. I mean, look who's being attacked by the crazy fan girl.

Krispy: GIVE....ME....*smack obi-wan over the head* BOOT!!!!! MINE!!!!!!

Voice: NO! BAD KRISPY! NOT BOOT, JEDI! YOU WANT JEDI!! HOT JEDI!

Krispy: Oops, right...OBI-WAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drags Obi-Wan toward glass box*

Obi-Wan: CRAP! I'm sorry my young Padawan, but it looks like my time has come. Remember, with great Hotness come great responsibilities! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!! *muffled by glass box*

Krispy: YAY! Ok, THE END!

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:02 PM

Tuesday, June 17, 2003 :::
 
Zalari: So, after all this time, you have gotten no work done.

Krispy: It's the end of the year! I just finished all of my finals (technically)! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

Zalari: You are not done with your finals until you finish that reflective essay.

Krispy: Since when have you been on my back about this stuff?

Zalari: Well either I do it or Obi-Wan does and I think the poor Jedi has been subjected to enough torture for one day.

Krispy: I've done NOTHING to him! Just because Gennia and I were reveling in the unbelievable hotness that is Obi-Wan and Ewan does NOT mean that--

Steph: HE IS SO HOT!

Krispy: ...

Zalari: ...

Krispy: Okay...

Steph: HELLO! THOSE BOOTS! *dies*

Krispy: YEAH! AND THOSE BEAUTIFUL COLOR-CHANGING EYES! OBI-WAN! WHY ARE YOU SO HOT?!!!

Steph: And the hair thing during the arena battle...

Krispy: *sigh* Happiness...

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan: Padawan, I think a trench will be useful in a little bit.

Anakin: *shakes head* I'm on it.

Sseriya: And then the spoilers.

Krispy: Heh. Well, you know that I never mean to spoil myself.

Sseriya: You know better.

Krispy: I couldn't help it! I didn't want to do my essay!

Obi-Wan: So, if you had done your essay like you were supposed to, you would not have gotten side-tracked and gotten yourself into reading these things that have spoilers in them.

Sseriya: This is pertaining to X, of course.

Krispy: *staring at Obi-Wan* That accent!

Obi-Wan: You are not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?

Krispy: I'm listening to everything you say, Master Kenobi.

Anakin: *gag* Please don't drool or melt or "baa" at Master Obi-Wan.

Sseriya: Well, at least she tried to tear her eyes away from the computer screen when she felt a spoiler coming on.

Wing: She's surprisingly good at sensing them coming...except for that one...

Krispy: At least I'm not spoiling myself for Episode III right?

Everyone: ...

Zalari: That is in 3 years.

Krispy: Two.

Zalari: There are not enough spoilers out yet for you to get you spoiled.

Krispy: Pfft. You don't know Star Wars fans. I could so get spoiled for that now if I wanted to. Besides, be proud of me. I didn't get spoiled for the Great Gatsby, though it seemed everyone around me did...

Zalari: Write your essay.

Krispy: You're just trying to get rid of me.

Obi-Wan: Actually, he is trying to rescue me and I appreciate the effort.

Zalari: You're welcome.

Krispy: I love you Obi-Wan. You are so hot and so talented and witty and you are most definitely the hottest Jedi ever.

Obi-Wan: Thank you for the compliment, but you should do your work.

Krispy: But I don't wanna!

Wing: You wanna know why so many of us turn out messed up?

Krispy: Abrupt change of subject, Wing.

Wing: But do you realize this very important thing?

Krispy: Ok what?

Wing: YOU PUT US THROUGH RIDICULOUS SITUATIONS!!! And you wonder why we have such warped personalities?!!

Krispy: I rather like your irritable, resentful personality.

Wing: Crazy, purple, rabid flying monkeys; mountains that fall out of the sky; cliffs that everyone inevitably falls off of; haywire portals that open up whenever, where ever; glass boxes; ring watches; YOUR realities TV/Movie/Music celebrities; meatball guns; an unhealthy obessession with cheese; and the insane and entirely illogical existence of this VALLEY!!!

Sseriya: *disinterested look*takes another drink*

Steph: Dude...

Anakin: *from the trench* He's snapped.

Steph: Like a twig.

Wing: AND THAT WAS A TERRIBLE SIMILE!!!

Sseriya: It was quite...trite.

Steph: Back off.

Wing: And you scary blog authors that are so hyperactive and obsessive and loud and clingy and bursting into song every now and then--it's all very unsettling!!!\

Krispy: *singing* Could you look me in the eye and tell me that you're happy now? Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased? Are you happy now?

Wing: ...YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!!

Krispy: You took all there was to take. And left me with an empty plate and you don't care about it. Yeah.

Steph: And I have given up this game. And leaving you with all the blame cuz I don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Together: Could you look me in the eye and tell me that you're happy now? Come on tell it to my face or have I been erased? Are you happy now?

Wing: ...*inarticulate noises* RAVEN! DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH?!!!

Zalari: *wince* And that would be our creator...

Krispy: What are you complaining about? As far as cliffs, mountains, and flying monkeys go, I've only subjected Sseriya/Steph to that and I think she turned out rather well.

Steph: *hysterical giggling*

Sseriya: *downing another glass of the blue drink*

Everyone: *look back at Krispy* ...

Wing: *cough* Was that before or after she went on a murderous rampage?

Krispy: Well Zalari--

Zalari: I turn evil for what reason, I can't tell.

Krispy: ...

Sseriya: *dully quoting The Recruit* Nothing is as it seems.

Steph: *hysterically screaming at Zalari* IT'S ALL JUST A TEST, DON'T YOU SEE?!!!

Zalari: *plugging ears*

Krispy: *drags Steph off* Look! Hot Jedi!

Steph: WHERE?!

Krispy: Ok so...we have some problems...

Wing: Some?

Krispy: That's why I love you all so much! Well, it looks about time I write that essay. Bye!

Wing: ...she uses that as an easy escape route...

Zalari: Well, at least she's working now, right?

Obi-Wan: Anakin, please dig faster. *hiding from Steph*

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:26 PM

 
Krispy: Need to write reflection...but am so sleepy for some weird reason.

Steph: Well, at least you are DONE WITH FINALS!

Krispy: I KNOW! But how freaky is that? Already, I am no longer a Junior. *shudder* Poor, poor real world.

Sseriya: Here's to that. *downs a blue drink of some kind*

Krispy: Dude, what are you drinking? Wait, WHY are you drinking?

Sseriya: I have decided to take the wrong path.

Wing: Do I have to remind you that you already did take the wrong path?

Sseriya: The more modern "wrong path" of drinking--so that I can drown away my sorrows in alcohol.

Krispy: WHAT?!

Steph: Relax. It's just that blue stuff Obi-Wan was drinking.

Obi-Wan: There is no alcohol.

Sseriya: *licking lips* Hmm...but it is quite addictive I think.

Red: *tail swishing back and forth behind him* No, I do not hate you. I did not mean to give that impression.

Kylin: He rarely is even that polite to his brothers.

Sseriya: Seriously...

Steph: Awww...look at how happy you've made Sincere!

Krispy: Heh...*sigh* But now what am I gonna do? Well, there's always OBI-WAN! Watching Moulin Rouge and Ep. II again today made my love for you even stronger! You're so WONDERFUL! *cough* ANAKIN! You, on the other hand, are such a BRAT. Still, there should have been a scene where you and Obi-Wan hugged.

Anakin: ...okay...

Obi-Wan: Hug?

Krispy: Yes!

Anakin: *hugs Obi-Wan*cheesy grin* LIKE THIS?!

Krispy: YES! Awww! How cute!

Obi-Wan: ...

Krispy: Ok...well, must go write Reflection Essay thing for English. Bleh. I'm out. Good luck everyone on finals.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:08 PM

Monday, June 16, 2003 :::
 
Wing: I think Alz is obsessed.

Krispy: Ya think? Dude, you live with me! You know the signs. But Alz doesn't usually get this way.

Wing: And about Raven? *gag*

Krispy: You really don't like him.

Wing: *glare* He shouldn't have left.

Krispy: ...you're pretty.

Wing: ...where the hell did that come from?

Krispy: Is my lil Wing-chan feeling neglected? Awwww...It's okay! I still love you! *GLOMP*

Wing: ARGH! GET OFF!!! STOP ABUSING YOUR POWERS SO THAT YOU CAN GET THROUGH MY SHIELD AND DO THAT!!!

Krispy: *kisses him on the nose* I LOVE YOU TOO WING-CHAN!

Wing: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Nerilay: *laugh* My sweet bird.

Sseriya: *smile* My little blue birdie.

Wing: I would growl if it were in my nature to do so.

Krispy: *unglomps Wing* So...what's up with this Raven thing?

Wing: What Raven thing?

Krispy: He's still here?

Wing: I said he never left.

Krispy: And despite your dislike of him, you would not betray him to us?

Wing: I wouldn't wish such a fate on anyone.

Krispy: ...*pout* Fine then. Sincere, Luce was concerned about you too so I gave in. I will leave you alone for a while longer.

Anakin: I can already hear his sigh of relief.

Obi-Wan: Among exclamations of shock and joy, I would guess.

Krispy: *sigh* Probably...Alz--you've seen a picture of Raven and know practically NOTHING else about him and yet--

Steph: LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

Krispy: Um...thank you Stephanie.

Steph: No prob.

Sseriya: Flight! What do I have to do to get you to BACK OFF?!!! *blasts him into dust again*

Zalari: Hmm...I'm rather tempted to do that myself.

Krispy: Blast Flight into dust?

Zalari: *shrug* Maybe.

Krispy: Well...she is your betrothed. I'm sure Dragon Kings Emerald and Bronze would like to do that too but...

Steph: Sseriya's doing a pretty good job by herself.

Meanwhile...

Red: *blink*blink* Well I erm...I was getting to like her--how exactly does that equal "leading her on"?!!!

Sseriya: *small smile* I think he is blushing.

Kylin: *laugh* I think so too.

Black: *snicker* When was the last time you were insulted like that, Brother?

Iron: *snort* Probably not since Emerald's halfling came along.

Gold: *laugh* When was the last time the creature that insulted you lived? And you, now, flustered by that tiny little ball of fluff! HA!

Ruby: Brother Red was never very good with relationships. *shakes head*

Red: The situation with Lord Storm is difficult enough that I--*turn to Krispy*growl* When will we be allowed to leave here, human?

Krispy: *smile* You don't like Aegis' company?

Red: *snarl* THAT IS NOT THE CASE! *lowers head to Aegis's level*meekly* You are not that saddened, are you little one?

Krispy: He's so cute! Sseriya! How come you don't like him?

Sseriya: *dull stare* Has Lord Red ever spoken to me in such a civil manner? No. Has he ever treated me with anything but scorn? No.

Krispy: Okay okay. Point taken. Must go study for Pre-Cal final tomorrow. Bleh. Raven, where ever you are, watch out for Alz.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:21 PM