Saturday, June 07, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: DUCT TAPE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Steph: All hot/cute/pretty guys better get their arses out of here or somewhere safe because she has returned.

Sseriya: *bored* And she is armed with...tape...

Krispy: Oh...SIN-CER-E! *emphasizing everything with the wonderful tearing sound of duct tape*

Steph: She's really scary like that.

Sseriya: Who would have thought she would have such a strange skill in the use of duct tape.

Zalari: Was it really that much of a suprise--considering the businesses she's in?

Steph: Poor poor guys...

Krispy: *running around with duct tape* Our boat FLOATS! WOOHOO!

Wing: You mean raft?

Krispy: Whatever. Why were you being mean to Daniel today?

Wing: I wasn't being mean. That little breeze didn't have power enough behind it to knock him over, if that's what you mean.

Krispy: Well, he still FELL IN.

Wing: Then blame it on your pathetic human sense of balance.

Krispy: ...Don't make me use my DUCT TAPE *rip*rip* on you.

Wing: *blink*blink* That is scary.

Krispy: Hey, where are the Jedi?

Sseriya: Hiding from you because they are wise.

Steph: I guess Obi-Wan took my advice.

Krispy: I'm not gonna tape him up. I was thinking of *glance around the blog* other *rip* prey *rip*.

Zalari: Okay, I agree with the rest of them. You are scary when you emphasize those certain words with that sound.

Krispy: *smile* I know! You really can use duct tape for anything! OUR RAFT FLOATS! WOOHOO!

Sseriya: *still sounding bored* Why don't you go make more screen caps or something?

Krispy: But there's so many now...

Sseriya: You can never have enough. Besides, you're not done going through those DVDs again.

Krispy: I'm tired. It's not as easy as it looks!

Sseriya: Right...like you don't enjoy watching all that--

Steph: KAMUI ACTION! *sigh* He is cute...

Krispy: Hehe...duct tape *cough* I mean um...ok. You have a point. Ah...I'll go wander around online. SOMEONE BLOG!!! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:20 PM

Friday, June 06, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: And one more thing--SINCERE! I STILL LOVE YOU!!! *SQUEEZE* Ok, I'm really going now.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:04 PM

 
Krispy: Oh...my...GOD...I love Kamui.

Everyone: ...

Anakin: I've always wondered if this sort of thing was unhealthy.

Steph: What?

Sseriya: Being perpetually "in love"?

Zalari: No, it's not unhealthy at all.

Krispy: KAMUI!!!!

Anakin: ...are you sure?

Krispy: OMG...it was so sad!!! *breathe* Okay, okay...must calm down and not write something I shouldn't and give something away and have Luce kill me later...aaaaawwwwwww KAMUI!!! I LOVE YOU!

Sseriya: Don't you have a test or something tomorrow?

Krispy: *stupid grin* Yes.

Sseriya: ...and...?

Krispy: I'm so freaking obsessed. I feel like a freaking ridiculous teenybopper and I can't stop grinning and laughing and making inarticulate noises!!!

Steph: I dunno. You sound pretty articulate to me.

Krispy: *squeal* KAMUI!!!

Sseriya: *growl* STOP IT!

Krispy: *breathe*breathe* Ok...ok...I need to calm down and concentrate...

Steph: It doesn't help that Krunchy's listening to "Cry"...

Krispy: In places no one will find, all your feelings so deep inside. Was there that I realized that forever was in your eyes. The moment I saw you cry. I wanted to know you. I wanted to hold you.

Steph: I'll always remember it was late afternoon. It lasted forever and ended too soon. Yeah. You were all by yourself, staring up at a dark gray sky. I was changed.

Krispy: It was late in September and I'd seen you before. You were always the cold one, but I was never that sure. You were all by yourself, staring up at a dark gray sky. I was changed.

Steph: I wanted to hold you. I wanted to make it go away. I wanted know you. I wanted to make your everything all right.

Krispy: I'll always remember it was late afternoon. In places no one will find...

Steph: All your feelings deep inside.

Krispy: It was then that I realized that forever was in your eyes.

Steph: The moment I saw you cry. The moment I saw you cry. I wanted to know you. I wanted to know you.

Sseriya: ...right...

Steph: That was fun! KAMUI!

Sseriya: Not you too.

Krispy: Bleh! You like him too. You two would get along just fine.

Wing: Yeah, because you two would stand in a room glaring at each other in complete silence.

Sseriya: *scowl*glare*

Wing: See.

Kylin: That does not become you very well.

Sseriya: And what are you going to do about it?

Kylin: *exasperated sigh* Nothing. Nothing at all because I learned long ago that you will always do what you want without any regard for anyone else.

Sseriya: You make me sound so selfish.

Kylin: Sometimes you are.

Sseriya: But you love me anyway.

Kylin: Sometimes. *smile* It depends on my mood.

Sseriya: ...

Steph: HEY! THAT'S OUR LINE!!!

Obi-Wan: TEST TOMORROW!

Krispy: KAMUI--Eh? Oh right! Yes. Will attempt to um...do something now! Good luck 2 everyone taking the test tomorrow. May the Force be with You and I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:02 PM

Thursday, June 05, 2003 :::
 
Sseriya: See! I am not the only person to blast Flight into dust.

Steph: I feel like dancing!

Krispy: ...Erm...Moulin Rouge much? LOOK! NO BRACES! HAHAHAHAHA!

Steph: WOOHOO! PARTY!!!

Anakin: She just wants to party...

Krispy: It feels so...weird. In other news, I think I love Kamui.

Everyone: ...

Wing: *drily* So what else is new?

Krispy: Well, just thought you'd like to know my new obsession. Erg...need to make Chibi a list...too many...choices...

Steph: Get them all in a room and then close your eyes and pick!

Krispy: Get them all in a room?!!! How am I gonna do that?!!! And besides, if I managed to pull that off, I'd just never leave the room!

Sseriya: She has a point.

Steph: Yeah...and you'd have to fight me and Luce and Alz and Krunchy too.

Krispy: MINE...

Wing: Possessive much?

Sseriya: But didn't you have something against Kamui?

Krispy: Yes but---HE'S SO COOL! AND HE'S PRETTY AND HAS CRAZY POWERS! And he's not bratty like Anakin. Like Anakin in some ways...but not.

Anakin: *glare* Thanks.

Krispy: What? I like you a lot more than I did before!

Anakin: *mutter*mutter*

Krispy: Dude, your powers just aren't as cool as Kamui's. NEwayz...*glomp Sincere* SSSSSIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEERRREEEEE!!! I LOVE YOU! Just because I have another obsession now...well quite a few more obsessions now doesn't mean I'm forgetting you. I LOVE YOU! LOVE LOVE LOVE! *SQUEEZE!*

Steph: And you know the fact that you don't like her is not gonna stop her.

Krispy: Cuz I figure when I left you alone, you didn't like me and you were unhappy. When I glomp and obsess over you, you don't like me and are unhappy. So I just think what's the point? Either way you're not gonna like me! So I'll glomp and obsess over you cuz that way at least ONE of us is happy right? *grin* And you make me very very happy!

Sseriya: Perhaps you should do work now?

Krispy: Yep! I'm out!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:28 PM

Wednesday, June 04, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: *sneeze*cough*

Steph: Do you have a cold?

Anakin: SARS?!!! *grabs a mask and dives into a handy trench*

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Padawan, you are overreacting again.

Krispy: *sneeze* NO Anakin. Not SARS. More like too much dust. I think there is an advantage to cleaning and organization.

Sseriya: You just realized that?

Krispy: Yes. I was trying to find something and all that dust is just terrible.

Wing: No duh. And what's this about turning people into stone?

Sseriya: That was never your style Wing.

Wing: No--that's more of a gorgon/basilisk thing isn't it? Creatures of a closer relationship to you, right?

Sseriya: *glare* There would be no satisfaction in turning you into stone except that your loud mouth would finally be shut, bird.

Wing: And you'd make an ugly garden gnome.

Sseriya: You'd be a gargoyle reject.

Rael: Children...

Krispy: Sooo...moving on...

Steph: *very very happy* WOOH! *sing-song* I GET A HAPPY ENDING! I GET A HAPPY ENDING!!!

Sseriya: Wait...that would not include anything to do with a field of daisies, right?

Steph: Or riding off into the sunset on a white horse?

Sseriya: Or an entire waterfall, sunny Naboo-day-picnic-in-the-middle sort of set-up right?

Krispy: Um...I'm...not that far.

Steph/Sseriya: ...

Krispy: Probably not?

Steph/Sseriya: Good.

Steph: Though you know...happy ending for us means about two things when it comes down to it...

Sseriya: Yes, I see what you mean.

Krispy: Don't worry--Chibi will be ensuring you a happy (in most people's terms) ending.

Steph: YAY!

Krispy: Now, what else?

Kylin: The Lord Red situation?

Krispy: Ooh...well...that's his decision.

Anakin: But is he already married?

Krispy: Not...now?

Red: Erm...*tail twitches*

Black: I think this is the most quiet I have ever seen Red.

Gold: Too bad it won't last...

Silver: Lord Storm? Storm. STORM! *poke poke*

Ruby: *thoughtfully looking at Storm* It's as if he were knocked out cold.

Silver: How long do you think this will last?

Ruby: Who knows.

Gold: *hiss* GET A ROOM.

Krispy: *blink* I didn't know they talked like that.

Kylin: *huff* You'd be surprised.

Krispy: Oh Sincere!!!! Oh dearest to my heart!

Steph: *gag* Stop it.

Krispy: I LOVE YOU so much! I don't want you to ever leave! And dude! We have indoor plumbing and central air and internet connection and cable TV in the Valley!!! AND FOOD! What more could you possibly NEED?!!!

Steph: *in TV host voice* And if you act now, we'll throw in a brand new car FREE! We also have various recreational facilities all at no extra cost! Room service, movie theaters, spas and saunas, pools--you want it, we've got it. Don't miss out on the chance of a lifetime!

Krispy: Yeah...what she said.

Wing: That is frightening.

Zalari: It's a bit difficult to see them as the same person, isn't it?

Wing: Well, it's "a bit difficult" to see what you see in either of them.

Red: But um...children?!

Kylin: Lord Red does have children, but that is because he is very old--in human terms. And he is and has been a king and would naturally need offspring. However, he is not married currently.

Sseriya: You are like...

Steph: A walking encyclopedia!

Kylin: I make it my business to know these things.

Steph: Yep. And that's why you're so good at what you do. Now tell me...

Kylin: No.

Steph: But I--

Kylin: No.

Steph: ...*sulk*

Krispy: LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SINCERE! *SQUEEZE!*

Obi-Wan: She will now be leaving.

Krispy: Yes, I will. And Sincere--being the object of obsession is really a good thing.

Nerilay: *laugh* An honor, you should think it as, she thinks. Yes?

Krispy: YEP! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:51 PM

Tuesday, June 03, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: What is this? I return to the internet and everyone stops BLOGGING?!!!

Sseriya: They hate you.

Krispy: Back off Miss I'm always in a sour mood.

Sseriya: You would be too if you were in my place...surrounded by a bunch of IDIOTS!!!

Steph: I resent that.

Sseriya: That one especially.

Steph: HEY!

Krispy: NEwayz...I've got a question to ask.

Sseriya: If it has to do with me killing anyone, there are a few things I'd like to say first. 1) Depends on who it is. 2) Depends on my mood. 3) Why do you want me to do it? 4) What do I get out of it/ how much are you paying me?

Steph: If it has to do with me helping you get Sincere or something, NO! Last time I agreed to something like that, he got traumatized!

Krispy: Oh it's not like he hasn't already been traumatized sitting around in here!

Sseriya: So what do you want?

Krispy: I'm sure you heard what Chibi and Alz have been doing.

Steph: Yes.

Krunchy: PRETTY! SAY YES!

Sseriya: For MY FREAKING SAKE ACCEPT!

Steph & Krispy: ...

Krispy: Dude. You're emotional about it.

Sseriya: *whining* Haven't I suffered enough?

Steph & Krispy: No.

Sseriya: ...*glare at Steph* Why the frell are you on her side? We're the SAME person?

Steph: Hey, if it weren't for you I'd have a pretty dang happy life.

Krispy: Both of you shut up.

Sseriya: I want a happy ending damn it. It's about time I got one!

Krispy: You don't want that. I know you. You'd be bored.

Sseriya: NO! I'd be happy!

Steph: Yea! We can have adventures and still be happy!!!

Krispy: ...What the frell am I asking you for? Bleh...should do SAT practice. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:49 PM

Monday, June 02, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Ha! I am 25.83826% - Total Geek.

Steph: Is that something to be proud of?

Krispy: When the occasion calls. HAHAHAHAHA! I'M BACK!

Sseriya: Internet is working again.

Krispy: Though I had a slight problem for a moment there...still some problems but erh...

Steph: Dude did you waste your afternoon today.

Krispy: I did. I need to go read about Budget cuts...bleh. NEwayz...*to Sincere* Did you miss me? No, of course you didn't! But that's okay cuz I STILL LOVE YOU!!! With all my heart...

Steph: After Obi-Wan...

Sseriya: And Ewan.

Steph: And Firalaer.

Sseriya: And the list goes on...

Krispy: Dude...Houseki, your mom is purtiful, yo.

Steph: Your speech sucks.

Krispy: Not more than yours!

Steph: BLEH.

Krispy: Cheers! Here's to Love!

Sseriya: You know...Sincere called you a stupid girl.

Krispy: *smile at Sincere* Yeah? And what else is new, darling?

Steph: *gag* Eh...and the petnames start...

Sseriya: Well, at least she took her sweet time getting to that stage.

Krispy: And you know, without Firalaer here to distract me...*grin* I can concentrate all my attention on you sweetie.

Steph: *gag* Stop...with the...names...

Krispy: *to Steph* Don't be jealous dearest.

Steph: Hey! Don't be taking my phrase, thank you very much.

Krispy: HI OBI-WAN!!! Wuzzup Brat-Child.

Anakin: It was quiet while you were gone.

Obi-Wan: Lord Ice stopped melting.

Krispy: That's good to hear.

Ice: ...*growl*mutter*mutter*

Krispy: *back to Sincere* And you're right! I'm NOT a Lady despite what Firalaer and Firetail may say. I am Krispy WITH a K; the Kangaru; the Bold and the Brave; Defender of Truth, Beauty, Freedom, Truth, and LOVE!; the Psychotic Celebrity Stalker; Blog Author; Drug Lord; Dark Lord; the Nick Hunter; the Jedi Knight; the Parallel Universe Twin of Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi; Padawan of Jedi Master Qui-Gon Gennia; the Writer; AND your very own personal rabid fangirl. *GRIN* Now wasn't that an earful?

Zalari: I think being deprived of Internet has a bad effect on her.

Wing: You think?!

Krispy: Did you all say HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII to Velvet?

Wing: What am I? Your trained parrot?

Krispy: No but...hey! Can you imitate different languages?

Wing: ...*to Velvet* Run while you still can.

Krispy: You tired yet Wing? Sending wind after me, keeping that shield up, being resentful? That seems tiring.

Wing: *smile* I'm fine.

Zalari: You won't be when she stops feeding you.

Wing: WHAT?!

Zalari: It was just a thought.

Wing: ...I thought you were the nice one.

Zalari: No. That's Rael. I'm evil, remember?

Wing: Not normally.

Zalari: That's what you think.

Steph: ARGH! WILL YOU STOP MESSING WITH OUR MINDS?!!! I MAY--I JUST MAY GO INSANE AGAIN!!!

Sseriya: *filing her nails* And it would be all your fault.

Anakin: Hot?

Obi-Wan: Not again...I thought this entire concept was clear.

Steph: Well, it's been a while. Gotta refresh people's memories.

Krispy: Hot meaning cute!

Anakin: LIKE A PUPPY!!!

Krunchy: *bounding in hyperactively* PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Krispy: Whew. Tired and must do work. I will be back later! Tchuss!

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:24 PM