Friday, May 09, 2003 :::
 
Wing: *sitting in a protective force field*glaring at Raven*

Sseriya: A bit--overdone, don't you think?

Wing: That Knight whatever it is is NOT getting attached to me again.

Krispy: Are you jealous of all the attention Raven's getting?

Wing: *smile* Of course not. Can I shoot him with a tranquilizer too?

Krispy: ...

Wing: I really don't see what the big deal is. So he's has strange coloration, so what? NO Mythos Birds come in those colors and certainly not Skynyx from our Flock.

Krispy: Yes well--that's what makes him special, right?

Wing: Pfft.

Krispy: Wing! You're so cute when you're pouty! *GLOMP*

Wing: HEY!!! *falls over* What the frell?

Steph: Blog Author powers rock.

Anakin: Not even shields can stand up to that...how scary.

Krispy: Well, I still love you very much Wing. And I think you're very pretty and don't ever turn evil! cuz you look really scary.

Wing: ???

Krispy: Besides, my prom dress happens to be "you" colored.

Wing: ...

Krispy: As in light blue and silvery sparkles.

Steph: HA! You're going to be sparkly.

Sseriya: *smile* Like a fairy.

Krispy: ...I'm starting to consider making you two one person again. I don't like this double-teaming.

Steph & Sseriya: *smile*

Krispy: ...I'm gonna go now...but before I go--SINCERE!!! *GLOMP*GLOMP*GLOMP* I LOVE you. LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! *sigh* And I'll always always LOVE you.

Steph: That was random.

Sseriya: Isn't love just like that?

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:28 PM

Thursday, May 08, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Hey I just had a great idea.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Yuya, since you seemed to bored, how about you nightmare the hell out of the AP graders and the entire collegeboard? That'd be fun. *smile* Very very fun.

Sseriya: Bad Krispy. Get back to work.

Steph: *smile* I love the idea though.

Krispy: Ok I'm really leaving now.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:43 PM

 
Wing: Um...OW.

Krispy: Slow reaction much?

Wing: Well I couldn't exactly "ow" while you were NOT logged into blogger and while you were still READING the blog--right?

Krispy: What?

Sseriya: Do not confuse her. She needs all the brain-power she has for studying history.

Krispy: Dude, I think I've resigned. I don't want to study anymore. I know I still have stuff to but I feel like none of it will help which is completely untrue and yes I realize I am babbling right now and NO I haven't really studied yet but was doing Physics and am quite happy that I was actually able to do some of it this time and OMG Wing! You're free!

Wing: I KNOW! But...still in pain--I just love getting fistfuls of feathers pulled, ya know?

Krispy: Heh.

Steph: Sorry Flight. Can't "hang out." Gotta learn um...US history with Krispy. Right...

Sseriya: Oh stop leading him on...*drags Steph off*

Krispy: And Alz, I'm glad you liked the picture and I'm sure you did FINE, in fact SUPER on the APAH test. Another thing, WHAT IS VICTOIRE?!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KNOW!!!

Anakin: She's actually waited a long time.

Obi-Wan: Yes. I am surprised by how much patience she actually exercised.

Gwen: A sedative? Let me see...

Steph: *cheerfully* Did someone say tranquilizer?

Sseriya: Like this one? *pulls out a rifle*

Steph: Oh that is nice. You sure it's a tranquilizer in there and not anything um...deadly?

Sseriya: You were the one using it when you were "hunting" Sincere.

Steph: Oh yea! Haha. Ok--that'll work.

Sseriya: Gwen, should we or would you rather shoot the Knight?

Wing: *sweetly* Can I?

Steph: ...That is so wrong.

Raven: *staring at Alz* Um...hmm...thank you but--*starts peeling Alz off*--again, I am not very fond of your...approach in expressing your feelings.

Wing: Yeah well, GET USED TO IT cuz that's pretty much the ONLY way they do things--

Sseriya: Otherwise we bash you over the head with a baseball bat.

Zalari: Or as Sseriya prefers, blast you into dust.

Obi-Wan: Into oblivion.

Raven: *drily* How...charming.

Krispy: Ok. Tomorrow I will die of happiness if I can write "and so like the dinosaur, they died" on one of the essays.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: What? It's a funny line!!! NEwayz...will go do a practice exam now or something--and try not to have a nervous breakdown. Oh and Pocahontas ROCKS--the Disney movie that is because (well aside from the fact that John Smith isn't ugly and obsessed with himself) the SONGS help me remember dates. Dude, in 1607, they sailed the open seas for glory, God, and the Virginia Company!

Steph: Dude...

Sseriya: I think she has finally snapped.

Krispy: By the way Wing, I love that whole Native American inspired look. You rock Alz! Was already toying with the idea of a Native American resemblance for the Birds and your Raven picture totally helped me decide to keep it that way. Raven is an animal-spirit worshipped by many tribes so I think that'll have something to do with his story.

Wing: Does it ever--

Raven: *smile*

Krispy: Heh...maybe I should have named you Black Hawk. He lead the Fox and Sox (I think?) against Jackson's attempts at transplanting those tribes from Illinois to the Oklahoma Territory. There was also that other guy--Och--something? I don't remember--started with an O, was a half-breed. Fought against the Americans for a pretty long time in the Everglades. Crazy Horse is a cool name. Sitting Bull--heh...not very fond of it. Pontiac, King Philip whose Native American name was...darn...don't remember...Montac? Something like that. Erm...Battle of Wounded Knee ended the Native American resistance to the U.S. Government--something like that. Well it was more Massacre of Wounded Knee, right?

Everyone: *blink*blink*

Anakin: What are you ranting about?

Krispy: Nevermind. I'm out. Thanks Firalaer for the well-wishing. I'll NEED it. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:39 PM

 
Sseriya: *gets ready to blast Flight*

Steph: *delicately peels him off Sseriya* Um...dude, maybe you should stop. Besides, tonight we get to hear Krispy rant about US History.

Anakin: ...Are you going to do what Alz was doing and start spewing APUSH facts at us?

Krispy: WHAT?! It's good to learn new things. Now, where should I start? You wanna start back in the colonial days? Or should I just jump right in somewhere in the middle? Let's see the categories. We've got Colonial period, Critical period, Jeffersonian Democracy v. Jacksonian Democracy. You have the pre-Revolution time, Revolution, War of 1812, Era of Good Feelings, Era of the Common Man, Antebellum period. That of course includes the sub-categories of sectionalism, slavery, expansion aka Manifest Destiny. All that expansion equals Texas revolution in 1836, Texas annexation in 1845, BAM Mexican War in 1846. Discussion of slavery and sectionalism would lead me to the Compromises and there be a whole lot of those. And--

Steph: *blink* She's like...unstoppable.

Sseriya: She likes history, doesn't she?

Krispy: Then there's the Civil War, followed by Reconstruction and then the Gilded Age. Then 1900 rolls around and you have the Progressive Age with Teddy Roosevelt wielding his "big stick" and large President Taft with his "mirth quakes."

Sseriya: You are beginning to speak like that book.

Steph: And the Federalist party could not adapt so like the dinosaur, they died.

Krispy: THAT IS CORRECT! Yes, Alz--the textbook actually does say that in more or less those exact words. By the way, I hope you liked your present.

Wing: YES! NOW GET THIS KNIGHT OFF!!!

Krispy: *cough* Where was I? Oh yes--1900 on I'm quite weak in but let's continue. Progressive Age = trust-busting, social reform; also included World War 1. The Roaring Twenties come in and so does the New Deal/Reform Era. Great Depression in the 1930s and New Deal by FDR--"100 Days Congress", CCC, AAA, NRA, NIRA, WPA--all that "alphabet soup" stuff--that I need to REVIEW. *cough* Um...then World War 2 also Red Scare somewhere in there. After World War 2 is the Cold War Era--containment of communism, nuclear arms race, Korea, Vietnam, etc. Then from 1968 to present we have Detente--in which we have the Persian Gulf War, Iranian Hostage situation, Camp David Accords--all many things I am not very clear on.

Obi-Wan: Meaning you should study.

Krispy: YES.

Wing: Geesh Raven. You've been here for a total of--what?--3 days and people already hate you.

Raven: *shrug*to Alz* I suppose if it will make you happy...*give her a feather*

Wing: Force...*bangs head on wall*

Krispy: Oh yes and--FIRALAER!!! *GLOMP* I love you so very very much. You rock. And Sincere!!! *GLOMP* I know you love me too. Don't you know that my devotion to you is eternal. Seasons may change--winter to spring, but I'll love you until the end of time, yo.

Steph: ...

Sseriya: I think Wing has the right idea.

Krispy: And Yuya--don't you dare try to "arrange" anything for Sincere. *smile* But I love you too. And you are so very very very pretty.

Anakin: Is there anyone she doesn't love?

Obi-Wan: She hates the AP tests.

Anakin: I meant--

Krispy: I LOVE YOU TOO OBI-WAN!!!

Anakin: Nevermind.

Wing: Yes Raven. Do tell them why your coloration is so...peculiar? Why you don't look ANYTHING LIKE ME!!!

Raven: You may think whatever you wish. I would prefer not to say anything. *smile*

Wing: *glare* By the way Tenshi, he really doesn't need another shrine. He has quite enough.

Raven: *to Tenshi* And I do not want "your" human, nor did I wish to encroach upon your territory.

Sseriya: Oh Wing, don't you get along with your family members?

Wing: Stay out of it.

Sseriya: *smirk* Make me.

Wing: *smile* So perhaps you and I are not so different.

Steph: Never were but I still don't like you bird.

Krispy: GARGH! MUST STUDY!!! Hope you did well on AP Art History Alz! *runs off*

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:31 PM

Wednesday, May 07, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I have so much AP to study for. You know people are ditching to study but--

Sseriya: Get over it and just do it.

Krispy: Hey! Don't use that bandwagon crap on me.

Sseriya: Stop complaining. Make up your mind.

Krispy: Like I said to Luce, I feel like I'd probably get punished by the Powers that Be for doing that.

Steph: Are you effing serious?

Krispy: Yes. You know that I really really can't get away with anything. It always comes back to haunt me. Believe me. I've regretted many things I've done later on when something bad happens. It's completely predictable. But if a few hours more of studying--

Sseriya: That would be called cramming.

Steph: And doesn't everyone always say last minute cramming does no good?

Sseriya: You'll only stress yourself out more. As if you haven't learned that already from when you do it everytime you have a Physics test.

Steph: If you'd just study like you're supposed to at home...

Krispy: Since when did you two become experts in this field?!!! You never studied for anything in your life.

Sseriya: On the contrary. Studying magic is very important.

Krispy: Pfft. Says you who isn't at the level she's supposed to be at.

Sseriya: *smile* But I'm so good.

Krispy: ...

Steph: It's not bragging if you can back it up. NEwayz...

Krispy: ARGH.

Raven: *unruffled by Alz's spectacular show of adoration* Humans have become more...

Wing: *very very annoyed* STUPID with time?

Raven: *smile* I was not going to say that.

Wing: Of course not; but you wanted to.

Raven: *smile*

Wing: *scowl* I know you. Don't give me that innocent crap. *to Victoire* AND I AM NOT YOUR BIRD!!!

Krispy: *glomps Wing* CUZ you're MY BIRD!!!

Wing: *inarticulate gurgling*

Raven: Bolder--yes. Humans have become bolder.

Anakin: No. The humans here--erm...actually just the Blog Authors--are insane. It has nothing to do with being "bold."

Obi-Wan: Despite the fact that Alz calls Krispy, Krispy the Bold and Brave.

Sseriya: She's neither bold.

Steph: Nor brave--heh. DEFINITELY NOT brave.

Krispy: HEY! I heard that!

Steph: I know.

Raven: So...*to Alz* You want a feather? And what exactly would you want a feather for? It is of no use to you whatsoever.

Wing: *mutter* She'll frame it and build a shrine to worship you.

Raven: *gingerly plucking Alz off* Now, that is quite enough of that. I am not very fond of the clinging-to-another's-legs/clothes/wings-technique.

Wing: THEN HAVE SOME MERCY AND GET RID OF THIS KNIGHT FOR ME!!!

Raven: Again, I have full confidence that you will be able to solve this problem by yourself.

Wing: RAVEN!!!

Raven: *laugh* You really need to grow out of that habit of whining.

Wing: *pout*

Krispy: AWWWW!

Steph: HOW CUTE!

Krispy: NEwayz, Alz I have a present for you--

Wing: *screech* WHICH YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR KNIGHT OFF OF ME WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS!!!

Krispy: Um...erm...I will be out now...yeah...

Anakin: Ear muffs anyone?

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:00 PM

Tuesday, May 06, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: This is sad.

Wing: *snap* What?

Krispy: ...You know what the best way of getting reviews on places like ff.net and fp.net is?

Sseriya: Surprise me.

Krispy: ANGST.

Sseriya: I am not surprised.

Krispy: Dude they'd all probably love you.

Sseriya: You mean hate me and love Zalari.

Steph: *laugh* Isn't that how it's always been. Hate the Halfling, *adoringly at Zalari* lurve the blessed Bronze prince.

Zalari: *laugh*

Sseriya: Oh Force...Stephanie, you are acting as if you had--

Krispy: A high school crush?

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: *stare*blink*blink* OMG! DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ZALARI?!!!

Anakin: Is that a very smart question to ask?

Luce: SEE! THE LOVE IS FINALLY COMING THROUGH!!!

Krispy: ...

Luce: Theirloveissoeternal.

Krispy: Luce.

Luce: They have a great and t00by love.

Steph: *smile* Wouldn't you like to know?

Sseriya: *inarticulate gurgling*

Zalari: *slings an arm around her* Oh cheer up.

Sseriya: Eh.

Steph: YEP! *squishes Sseriya from the other side*

Sseriya: Gods this is disgusting.

Anakin: I can just...feel the love.

Sseriya: Don't make me blast you into dust, Brat-Child.

Krispy: So NEwayz...I posted my very old poem "Black and Blue" up at fp.net and BAM 2 reviews from 15 year olds...heh. Well, at least their reviews sounded intelligent. Very nice boost for me and proves once again that tragedy/sadness/angst never fails to get reviews.

Raven: So Wing, how long have you been here?

Wing: *annoyed* A long time. Aren't you supposed to be protecting me or something? GET THIS KNIGHT OFF! DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

Raven: *smile* You were always an impatient one.

Wing: YOU TRY BEING PATIENT WITH THIS CREATURE GLUED TO YOU!!!

Raven: You are the Wind Guardian. I expect you can take care of this yourself.

Wing: *screech* You haven't changed a bit! YOU NEVER CEASE TO INFURIATE ME!!!

Sseriya: *glance over* And I thought I knew how to push his buttons.

Steph: No one can push buttons like family.

Sseriya: *glance at Zalari* Or Evil! versions of your friends.

Luce: Soul mate!

Sseriya: I quote "If your 'soul mate' smacks you around, he/she is not your 'soul mate.'"

Luce: You have a different situation.

Steph: Yeah. Not only do I get smacked around, but I also get thrown around, kicked, dragged, slashed, broken, and driven to the point of death only to get wrenched back.

Sseriya: Exactly.

Steph: *adoringly at Zalari* But he is still so cute.

Zalari: Are you feeling all right?

Steph: *smile* Never better.

Sseriya: *smacks Steph over the head* STOP THAT.

Steph: Geez! You and Krispy need to STOP DOING THAT!

Krispy: I need to go do Physics. Nite.

Everyone: Night.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:16 PM

 
Krispy: Okay so...I didn't die.

Sseriya: Obviously.

Steph: No duh. No one should be made to get up that early in the morning.

Zalari: It wasn't that early.

Steph: You really have no idea how spoiled I am now. DUDE I don't get up if it's earlier than 8. And it's rare that I get up at 8.

Krispy: Yeah...this was even when she had school. *sigh*

Sseriya: *shakes head* I have really really gotten worse with time. How depressing.

Steph: *slings around Sseriya's neck* Awww, you know you love me. I'm so cool.

Anakin: She obviously doesn't have a self-confidence problem.

Kylin: *smirk* Sseriya's never had a self-confidence problem.

Sseriya/Steph: HEY!

Krispy: So it wasn't that bad but I was honestly feeling sick this morning.

Obi-Wan: You worry too much. Do not dwell on such feelings. Release it to the Force.

Krispy: Believe me, I tried. I didn't want to be sick during the test.

Steph: It's cuz you worked yourself up. Geesh.

Krispy: And LOOK! Alz drew me a picture of Raven.

Wing: Gargh bargh argh *inarticulate gurgling*

Krispy: Sorry Wing. I know you've been taking the brunt of all the jokes lately.

Wing: When isn't everything at my expense?

Raven: *smile* And that is why I saw fit to come and visit you.

Wing: *eyes narrow* Excuse me.

Raven: I am your older brother. It is my duty to protect you.

Wing: *incredulous look* Excuse me? *turns to Krispy* Who is that guy?

Krispy: Um...Raven?

Wing: *turn back to Raven*smile* You want this Knight?

Krispy: ...Ok...well um...I'm gonna go now. Have fun and don't rip each other's feathers out, okay?

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:00 PM

Monday, May 05, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I am going to die tomorrow.

Steph: I didn't know you were a prophet.

Krispy: I don't need to be to know that.

Anakin: AP Language! May the Force be with you!

Krispy: Yeah I sure hope so. Damn. I hate this. I also bombed the Physics model AP test today. I also can't freaking do my German notes and I can't get over how much I'm going to DIE on tomorrow's exam. There's gonna be some freaky argument essay that I know nothing about and essay topics which I don't get and I'm going to do a terrible job and grossly misinterpret something and bomb the MC---and OMG! DO YOU REALIZE THAT I HAVE NO EFFING STYLE?!!!

Sseriya: ...

Raven: Is she like this normally?

Wing: You came at a bad time. It's testing season.

Raven: Interesting.

Krispy: I. HAVE. NO. STYLE.

Steph: Dude, I coulda told you that.

Krispy: *glare* IN WRITING.

Steph: Oh.

Krispy: I write like a seventh grader. Look at these crap. I'm not even vaguely going to sound intelligent tomorrow. The author uses blah, blah, and blah to do blah. This like "yada yada yada" shows this and that is why it is important. I want to cry. I really really do. Damnit. I knew this would happen. I knew I was going to have a mental/emotional breakdown right before the AP test. I hate collegeboard so much it's not even funny and I hate this and why do I suck so much? I WANT SOME STYLE DAMN IT. If you read my essay, 1) you wouldn't be able to tell it was me, and 2) I would sound like I belong at Oak! Force how I WISH I could be an Oakie again. They have CAT6 this week but field trips later and Krunchy is watching TV right now and not freaking out like I am and omg I still have all this German HW to do and I don't think I'll be doing math HW and I'm going to so fail the Physics AP and APUSH I still need to study for and WHY is Prom this weekend and Raven did you know that Alz drew a very pretty picture of you today?

Sseriya: And that ladies and gentlemen would be called stream of consciousness.

Krispy: Dude! YOU would get a better score on that stupid test that I would!!!

Sseriya: *drily* Thanks.

Krispy: Well, no offense to you--I was meaning to insult myself and yeah...you would do better. Do you want to take the test for me?

Sseriya: I cannot do that, dearest. You would get some pretty off-topic essays.

Krispy: ...*sob* This ssssssssuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkssssss so much....*sob*

Obi-Wan: Well, you should finish up your work and go to sleep. It's getting late.

Krispy: *sob*cry*sob* Okay...I guess. I resign myself to my Fate.

Steph: Pfft. Yeah...Fate with the messed up sense of humor!

Krispy: *SOB*

Anakin: Oh yeah Steph. That was smart.

Steph: shut up.

Krispy: I'm out.

Obi-Wan: May the Force be with you.

Anakin: Really really be with you.

Steph: Yeah--we'll um...chant all you pplz names or something.

Krispy: *sigh* Good night...

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:35 PM

Sunday, May 04, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I got a dress. It is light blue with silvery sparkly stuffz. I think I have everything done. I need to do hw and study.

Steph: Good.

Sseriya: Her entire blog just got erased so this is the condensed quick version.

Krispy: I'm glad you like Raven. I like him too. See--adv. art is a good class. I do a clay project and BAM! Wing's got some more past and Wing's brother is no longer just "Wing's brother."

Wing: I never said I disliked my brother.

Anakin: You just act that way.

Obi-Wan: That is the impression we are receiving.

Wing: No. Raven is just--he's just--

Raven: Yes?

Wing: ARGH! DON'T DO THAT!!!

Raven: Hello Wing.

Wing: Raven. You look even more hideous since the last time I saw you. And when was that? About a century ago?

Raven: Apparently your *glance at Alz* friend doesn't think I'm hideous. And I didn't think you'd miss me?

Wing: I didn't. And humans, especially these humans have interesting tastes. *to Alz* You know Skynyx don't normally or naturally come in that coloration.

Krispy: Yes but I like him. He's interesting looking. But don't worry Wing. I still love you first and foremost--

Steph: You mean after Firalaer.

Sseriya: And Sincere.

Steph: And Obi-Wan.

Sseriya: And Ewan.

Krispy: ...shut up.

Raven: *arched brow* You have a Knight attached to you like a limpet.

Wing: I realize that since he's been there for--oh how long has it been?--about a MONTH now!!!

Raven: *smile* What have I told you about being grounded?

Wing: Don't you start on that. And it's not like you're that much older than I am!!!

Raven: Yes but you've always acted like a goose.

Wing: *bristle* Me? I'm not the one that suddenly went off on his own!

Krispy: Alrite. Well Raven, you're welcome to stay but I gotta go do work. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:52 PM

 
Krispy: GAAAHHH! Can't find a dress! But what I was going to say was--

Wanna meet Raven?

Wing: WHAT?!!!

Krispy: *smile* Looks like your brother paid me a visit.

Wing: NO NO NO!!!

Krispy: Heh. 'Nite! Love you Wing! *kisses him and runs*

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:14 AM