Friday, May 02, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Alz, you have no idea how much I wanted to review that story. BUT the author "does not accept anonymous reviews," and I would prefer that I remain anonymous. Blargh. Aside from the fact that she reviewed herself...(what the frell--if I did that, it would've been to mock myself AND I would have written a disclaimer or something)--the person who reviewed her and tried to help has problems spelling too. I would not put my work in the hands of someone who (yes I realize this was a nice move) offered to edit for me if that person CANNOT SPELL HIM/HERSELF! Dude, who are you to tell me that I can't spell when YOU can't spell yourself? Obviously, you can't punctuate in your reviews either.

Steph: You need to stop.

Obi-Wan: And study.

Krispy: Right. I should shut up. I'm sounding so snooty up there. HAHA! Please excuse me. At this point Alz, I'm wishing I had your amazing timed writing skills because for the life of me I can't write an essay in 20 minutes (not that my 40 min. ones are much better). Gargh--I need a higher score!!! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:01 PM

 
Krispy: So I just read Alz's little linked story there and--

Sseriya: *stifling laughter*

Steph: *laughing to the point of pain*

Krispy: Yeah seriously...that was--and she wants to see it made into a movie?!!! I don't see anything interesting!!! And the reviewer who appears to be the author's friend can't spell the word "character." And she's giving the author constructive criticism, all the while using "charactors".

Steph: *eyes wide* Am I not blonde enough? *hair flip*

Krispy: AUGH! Don't DO THAT!!!

Steph: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is so freaking hilarious! *gasp* Oh breathe, Stephanie, breathe. This is why I love being blonde. The whole valley girl ditz thing is just too fun. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sseriya: Force...

Steph: I mean, I'm perfect! *giggle*hair flip*

Sseriya: Stop it before I hit you.

Steph: *innocently* What's wrong with me?

Sseriya: *scowl* Stop it.

Steph: *cheerfully* 'kay! ZALARI! *glomps Zalari* HI!

Zalari: Um...hi.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: She's just hyperactive.

Sseriya: Yes, I can tell.

Krispy: Ok I'm out again.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:31 PM

 
Krispy: OMG...I got kicked off and lost the entire blog.

Steph: You are ready to kill someone aren't you?

Krispy: And you all wondered why I got the Seventh level of hell! My head is going to implode or explode--I'm not sure which.

Sseriya: You were scary at lunch.

Krispy: Yeah...I yelled at Luce. Heh...sorry Luce. My head was pounding and my ankle was throbbing and everything was driving me crazy!!!

Anakin: Roll the ball away.

Steph: But breathe first.

Krispy: In any case, Alz--that FP.net stuff is SCARY. Wow, I haven't seen stuff that bad since FF.net took down the BSB section. *sigh* How I miss those.

Sseriya: *gag*

Steph: Dude--she just said Evil!Zalari was "well-developed"

Krispy: Well of course he is--HE'S the one running the show.

Sseriya: Excuse me?

Krispy: What? Do you all actually think that I write him? No no no no--I don't know what the frell I'm doing. He does and I write. Yep.

Steph: REALLY? *stare at Zalari*

Zalari: I don't know what she's talking about.

Krispy: Oh don't play innocent! As if I were capable of planning anything out! I don't plan. I do and then have to figure out how to dig myself out of the hole.

Zalari: Yes, I've noticed.

Krispy: NEwayz--back to that test...

Wing: While Krispy's doing that...*smile at Alz* Did you enjoy that light shower, little human?

Steph: *laugh* You so did not do that!

Sseriya: *thin smile* I suppose she had it coming.

Wing: GET THIS KNIGHT OFF!

Nerilay: Have a brother you do?

Wing: Eh...what?

Steph: Great--that just means Krispy doesn't remember whether or not you said you had one or not before.

Sseriya: You have a sister, and you now apparently have a brother named Raven.

Wing: A brother named Raven? WHO THE FRELL IS--oh Force...

Steph: Wing's getting more and more of a past with every art project Krispy does.

Wing: ...*back to Alz* GET THE KNIGHT OFF OR I WILL CATCH YOU OUTSIDE AGAIN. *smile* And perhaps I will bring Raven into this as well.

Krispy: I'm back! TADA! By the way Alz, Evil!Zalari appreciates the compliment.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Krispy: And now Steph/Sseriya's results.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Sseriya: As expected...

Steph: But in the same level as...

Together: That...that...

Anakin: Yuya?

Steph: Right.

Sseriya: Did he say something?

Krispy: HAHA!

Steph: Damn. It really would be hell then, wouldn't it? And you'd think I'd be more--

Krispy: Avaricious?

Wing: Heretical?

Anakin: Violent?

Steph: Um...

Sseriya: Violent happens to be at EXTREME, if you didn't notice. I am not that violent. *blasts Flight into dust...again*

Everyone: ...

Kylin: *snort*

Steph: I was going to say "repenting believer."

Sseriya: Repent--maybe. Believer--in what?

Steph: Point taken.

Sseriya: Gluttonous must be you.

Steph: *glare* Thanks.

Sseriya: Fraudulent as well.

Steph: ...Oh whatever I do, you did first.

Sseriya: I was not gluttonous.

Kylin: *snort*

Sseriya: *glare*

Steph: Sure.

Krispy: Well then. I guess that's it for now. I guess I'm off to study. Wish me luck!

Jedi: May the Force be with you.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:03 PM

Thursday, May 01, 2003 :::
 
Steph: By the way, what's with old "mage/wizard guys" being wacky and crazy? I've yet to meet one in my life.

Sseriya: There have been eccentric ones and insane ones but I would not call them "wacky and crazy."

Steph: Where did this idea come from? I really don't see why wizards would be wacky and crazy--is it cuz they're old?

Krispy: Dude, you sound like such a ditz!

Steph: Not more than you do.

Krispy: ...

Sseriya: I hate portals. I also do not believe unicorns need guardians.

Krispy: You guys are being mean. Leave the plotline alone!

Sseriya: You mean the plot line that needs--

Steph: A PLOT? Look at this "I need characters, places, events, names..." Right...

Sseriya: And evil taking over the world?

Krispy: No one does it like Morta does...actually she just wants to pulverize everything...nevermind...

Sseriya: When isn't evil trying to take over the world?

Steph: It's a fun concept the play with.

Krispy: garg...you guys suck. Gotta go read a few more pages of 1984. Then must do studying.

Sseriya: We are watching.

Krispy: ...stop trying to freak me out.

Steph: War is peace.

Sseriya: Freedom is slavery.

Steph: Ignorance is strength.

Sseriya: Everybody belongs to everybody else.

Krispy: STOP IT! Don't start mixing those 2 books together. You'll confuse me!!! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:56 PM

 
Krispy: I WARNED YOU about fictionpress! But what I was surprised about was...YOU FOUND SOME GOOD STUFF?!!! Where?

Steph: Don't you have something to do?

Sseriya: Like...work?

Obi-Wan: Home work?

Anakin: Tests to study for?

Krispy: YES! But I just wanted to know! Besides, I haven't been here in a while. ALSO, LOOK at this "fic"

You know how magical creatures like unicorns and dragons don't exist in the real world? They used to. They just got sick of being hunted down and killed, and they created another world/dimension to live in. In my story, I'm going to have some guy ... a university student. Logical, etc. or maybe I'll make him a believer of magical things. I don't know. Whatever. But somehow he gets transported to the other dimension/world where the magical creatures exist. Of course, there has to be a little love in my story, right? ;) So I'll have a guardian of the unicorns (a girl of course), and remember that only innocents can befriend unicorns. Umm ... I think I'll have an old mage/wizard guy for the keeper of the portal (the one between the two worlds). He'll be really wacky and crazy. I need all the help I can get!!! I need characters, places, events, names ... descriptions, etc. If you want to help me, please do. I think I'm going to post it on fictionpress.net so I can get reviews and stuff from other people. I'll add a link to here so you guys can check up on my progress n tell me if it's good or crap.

I almost forgot. There has to be conflict, of course! So I'm thinking ... evil taking over the world, and the university student (our hero) helps battle to save the world. The magical world, which is ... after all, the real world has already long since been corrupted. So he (our hero) does all this stuff and is dubbed a "prince among men" ... n there are other people living in the magical realm. These people consist of mortals who are ancestors of the innocents that were guardians, nymphs, elves, faeries, etc. interesting, right? Well ... tell me if you want to help. Thanks!

Krispy: So basically this person posted a "story" except THAT is the only thing posted. The summary says something like I don't actually have a story. I just posted the plot.

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: First off, OKAY... Second, that is against the rules I believe. DON'T THESE PEOPLE READ?!!!

Steph: Pfft. Apparently not.

Krispy: AND that whole other dimension thing...

Steph: *smile* Didn't we learn about that in history?

Sseriya: Why are you asking me? I never paid attention.

Kylin: ...poor...poor...Sslaik.

Krispy: ...That's just SAD. TWO personalities and TWO different lives and in BOTH you slacked off in history.

Steph: Hey! History was my favorite class in high school, thank you very much.

Krispy: Aside from Geometry you mean?

Steph: Yes. Aside from Geometry.

Krispy: ...you just liked history because you liked torturing the teacher with your presence.

Steph: *smile* What makes you say that?

Sseriya: *thoughtfully* No wait...I did pay attention during history lessons...for the most part.

Krispy: Nevermind. Forget it. I'm leaving.

Steph: You should.

Krispy: I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:47 PM

Monday, April 28, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: SINCERE! *glomps him* You can't leave because I LOVE YOU with all my heart and soul and I will until the end of time! You don't know how wonderful life is now that you're in the world! And in any case, who need the world when I'm with you?

Steph: If we classify her "love" for Firalaer as disgusting, what would this be?

Sseriya: Cute.

Steph: *blink* Did you just say cute?

Sseriya: Yes. There is no drool and no big, scary, sparkly eyes; and so far, there has been no grovelling/fainting/melting.

Steph: Heh...

Krispy: AND besides Sincere! If you left I'd be DEVASTATED. I think I would DIE. There's no light, no life, no POINT!

Anakin: Okay...now she's getting a bit scary.

Krispy: Well so maybe I wouldn't die because you left but I'd have to go hunt you down and you wouldn't want me wreaking havoc in your home world, now would you?

Zalari: Wielding a meatball gun or a pen?

Krispy: *smile* How about both?

Sseriya: It is not as if you haven't already wreaked havoc on his world.

Krispy: Eh?

Sseriya: *AHEM*

Krispy: Oh right...that little humor thing...heh...I haven't done anything yet!

Sseriya: Except traumatize me and him!!!

Krispy: ...ok so you have a point.

Sseriya: OF COURSE I HAVE A POINT!!!

Steph: Tsk tsk. Temper temper.

Sseriya: Oh shut up.

Steph: ...YOU shut up!

Sseriya: No, YOU shut up!

Steph: No, YOU!!!

Krispy: ...

Wing: Why did you have to get them started?

Krispy: HI!

Wing: ...

Krispy: *attaches more securely to Sincere* I LOVE YOU! LOVE LOVE LOVE! *squeeeeeze*

Wing: I almost feel bad for him.

Zalari: Almost...

Wing: But he hasn't had her stuck to him for over a month!!! *glare at Victoire*

Steph: ...Flight...

Sseriya: *hiss*

Steph: You know Flight, I think Sseriya is forming quite a dislike for you.

Red: ...marriage? *blink*blink*question mark still floating over head*

Gold: *scowl* He always was the stupid one of the family.

Black: *smirk* Are you jealous?

Gold: *huff* No.

Black: Of course.

Krispy: I got reviews on FP.net! WOOHOO! Am very happy. In fact Alz--I'm sure you'll be interested. I started drawing Lord Red. I blame it on you and your adorable ADORABLE stick Dragon Kings!!! AH! HOW CUTE!!!

Anakin: *look at Lord Red*turn back to Krispy* You think that is cute?

Krispy: Yep!

Anakin: His jaws are like over-sized chain saws; he's got those huge spikes and horns poking out all over him like a porcupine; he could step on you and not even know it; and he drools lava everywhere...

Kylin: *smile* And you can boil water on his stomach.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: YES! I think he is CUTE!

Obi-Wan: Time to get back to work I think.

Krispy: OKAY! I LOVE YOU SINCERE! MUAH! *kisses him on the cheek and runs out of there*

Steph: I thought she would have learned after last time's whole "trauma trauma" incident.

Sseriya: *snarl* FLIGHT!

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:26 PM

Sunday, April 27, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Alrite Alz...I felt somewhat bad about withholding the Dream scene so--

Sseriya: So will post this...

Steph: Though we are strongly against this.

Krispy: I wrote this last year after we had to write that sensory description thing for Marquardt. I was in a weird "sensory description" mode and wrote this which...isn't too bad. But this is only part of it cuz the rest was sort of off on a tangent in the Sseriya storyline and I don't know if I'm actually going to do this at all. HOWEVER, this scene I will now post will hopefully strike a chord in your memory and you will see the significance of it. You and Luce but I don't know if Luce will be online or reading stuff so...yea. Maybe I already shared this with you before...I know Luce read the whole thing cuz that was how she discovered that I wrote fantasy. Regardless of that, it'll have more meaning now.

Steph: And YES this does partly show the reason why a certain name seems so much like another name you know.

Krispy: So here it is...

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Returning her gaze, she noticed that there were engravings on the wall, on all the walls. She ran a finger lightly over one engraving, observing the beauty of the penmanship and the fluency with which the word flowed. It was as if the carver had written the letters with quill rather than chisel. At her touch, the etching burst into bright golden light which swept around the room and down the tunnels, dispelling the darkness that once hid them. Slowly, the light faded to a soft yellow glow. She had been surprised at that and scolded herself for not being more on guard before giving her attention to the words. They weren’t just words at all. They were names, thousands and thousands of names. She gasped when it finally dawned upon her that these were the names of drakes killed in the Fire-Ice War. Some of them would be buried in this crypt.

Her hand trembled as she reached out to touch the name again. As her fingertips made contact, an image flashed through her mind of a shining silver-white dragon. Lykris: Crystal. She withdrew her hand realizing that the image was that of the named Crystal drake.

She walked to the now illuminated hall, keeping her hand on the wall. Image after image of drakes appeared in her mind, and her heart stung with each. These were the people I killed. She closed her eyes, trying to compose herself. The girl continued, her hand trailing over name after name. She stopped suddenly, turning to read the name her hand hovered over.

Siraelis: Ice.

The name was not familiar to her, yet she hesitated to touch it. Why? Slowly, she reached toward the engraving, half holding her breath. As with the others, an image appeared in her mind, except this time, she recognized the drake. For a moment, all she could hear was the pounding of her heartbeat, and then the memories washed over her in waves. You died directly by my hand.

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Krispy: And a little teaser...*smile*

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Zalari attempted to breathe and was rewarded with a mouth full of soot. Smoke floated and swirled around his feet. He coughed and tried to breathe again, only this time with much more caution. Zalari walked into the white and gray veils toward…somewhere. It was like wandering through the halls of the Dead, as blind and deaf as they were.

This wasteland was cold and unnaturally quiet. The air hung about the skeletal trees like thick, tattered tapestries. Dust and ash caked on his hair and face. And it was even stranger that he felt his skin burning even as the bite of frost stung his face. A terrible foreboding buzzed in the darkness of his subconscious and was the loudest sound to his ears. Everything else was muted and monochrome.

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::: spewed by Krispy at 11:37 PM

 
Krispy: I have flower stuffs figured out! Woohoo! Gotta go hound the "men" now.

Steph: HAH!

Sseriya: I don't see why flowers have to cost that much money.

Krispy: Well there's the fact that it's hand-made and then those are flowers and flowers are always expensive.

Sseriya: Not if you grow them or pick them yourself.

Krispy: ...Do you see any forests around here? Besides, if I were in Silvra and had to pick flowers, I wouldn't.

Sseriya: Because you would probably get yourself eaten or poisoned or both.

Krispy: Exactly.

Steph: ...

Krispy: And speaking of studying, I was supposed to do that this weekend seeing as how the SAT IIs are next WEEKEND AND I AM STUPID IN ALL THE SUBJECTS THAT I'M TAKING!!! GARGH! I'm DOOMED!!! Also, I really suck at Physics. I freaking can't do these test corrections because I don't know what I'm doing!!!

Red: *blink*blink* Um...*blink*

Krispy: Awwww...he really is very cute. On the bright side, I finished Brave New World and then I watched Krunchy's friends illegally recorded LOTR: Two Towers VCD. The quality wasn't all that great--not as good as the Attack of the Clones one we have but, okay. That was fun.

Krunchy: I'm not popular!!!

Krispy: I mean popular like in school.

Krunchy: NUH-UH!!!

Krispy: ALZ! I want some writing/drawing/whatever you've been doing!!! And as for the dream scene...um...

Zalari: Don't send it.

Krispy: See--there are a bunch of people against my sending it. *pause* Wait. Why are YOU against it?

Zalari: *shrug* They told me to. *points at Steph/Sseriya*

Steph & Sseriya: *acting innocent*

Krispy: ...NEwayz...as for my fictionpress.net whatever account thing--heh...well I had some problems and I'm fixing them so I'll tell you when it's all worked out. Besides, nothing is up except that Red Wine fic and some poems about wolves. As for Nerilay---hahahahaha...*nervous laugh*

Anakin: She didn't think things through when she blurted that out.

Obi-Wan: It was also late.

Krispy: I don't know anything yet so um...that's why YOU don't know anything yet. Haha.

Everyone: *silence*

Krispy: ...and um...As for the Knights---YOU CAN'T LEAVE! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! But if you have to, go ahead. Just leave SINCERE because my undying LOVE for his has only grown stronger during these harsh and trying test-filled times and leave me my BIRD!!! *cough*cough*VICTOIRE!*cough*cough*

Wing: YES LEAVE THE BIRD ALONE!!!

Krispy: Well, I should go do hw.

Sseriya: Hey, Sincere! Keep saying dumb things like that so that you distract Flight! Thank you.

Krispy: ...don't hurt him though!!! I'm out. Gotta do Physics Test corrections...bleh.

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:04 PM