Saturday, April 26, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: WAIT!!!

Steph: Why are you back?!!!

Krispy: *excited* NEWSFLASH

Sseriya: We should be frightened.

Kylin: Already am.

Rael: Where is that Jedi when you need him?

Anakin: *pops in waving around lightsaber* You called?

Rael & Kylin: ...

Obi-Wan: *calmly comes in* Padawan, what have I told you about turning your lightsaber off?

Anakin: *embarrassed* Oh right. *turns it off* Sorry Master.

Zalari: And the "newsflash" is? It has nothing to do with me, does it?

Krispy: *smile* Have no fear my little dragon!

Zalari: I don't like that look on your face or your tone of voice. You are reminding me of Kelistris and THAT is very disturbing.

Krispy: I've decided, I think I will write Nerilay's past.

Wing: WHAT?!!!

Krispy: Well, it's still in the "I think I will" stage. And it won't be very long. Sorry Wing. I'm working on you, but you know I love you very much. You're so cute!

Steph: OH SUCK IT UP BIRD.

Wing: *glare*

Krispy: In any case, I think I will do that. I think that'll be my fictionpress.net project. Yes--that would be quite nice.

Nerilay: *giggle* Write she wants about little Nerilay?

Krispy: Man...dialogue is going to be killer...

Sseriya: I hope you are starting to rethink this.

Krispy: Ah well--figure it out when I meet it.

Steph: Head on.

Krispy: Yep. Wow, it'll be...before your time and all that.

Sseriya: That is interesting.

Krispy: Before Rael's time too and Wing...well either before Wing's time or when he's just a wee little birdie! Awwww!

Wing: Don't. Make. Me. HURT. YOU.

Krispy: *smile* I'm out. (Really this time.)

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:51 PM

 
Krispy: Oh my god...

Wing: *snappishly* WHAT?

Krispy: Ookay...*takes a few steps away from bird*

Steph: Man, it sucks when you have to start over like that.

Krispy: Yeah. So you know how Luce is always saying (about fanfiction) that you have to wade through the crap before you find the good stuff?

Sseriya: It is terrible...

Krispy: So, like I said, I was bored, yes? And I went to Fanfiction.net to find that they've moved ALL the original stories to a completely different website called Fictionpress.net. Annoyed me because I thought my freaking account for that was erased. NEwayz so I went to check out Fictionpress.net (and found out that I still exist--just...over there now) and thought 'hmm...maybe I should check out the work around here.' I mean, it's all original fiction and poetry right?

Steph: Heh.

Krispy: So I go off and start with fantasy and OMG...it is NOT just teenybopper fanfic writers who CAN'T use SPELLCHECK and CAN'T TYPE. These are like the same people (many probably are) or totally none fanfic people who are guilty of things like that whole "daringly" for "darling" thing!

Sseriya: For example...

Krispy: LOOK at this summary!!!

This may seem alot like Lord of The Rings.. but thats because I got thie inspiration from it! THis story is ppretty kewl... give it a chace im still workin on it! But please READ IT!! r/r**an elvish tale with everything from original to old stuff in it

Steph: And then there are the classic--

Krispy: This is my first story so sorry if it sucks. A boy is born who must fight evil and save the world. I know this summary sucks but R/R anyway! PLEASE! Thanks! Something along those lines...

Sseriya: Or...

Krispy: An ordinary teenage girl gets taken to another world. There with some unlikely companions she has to save the world from evil. Please R/R! Be nice, this is my first try. Read it. Not cliche! I swear!

Steph: And don't you just love--

Krispy: Here's another actual one...

Yes I know the title sucks. Also these summary things make the story sound emensely stupid. It's about a girl trying to save her kingdom and some other stuff. Deceit, love, lust, some other business. Read the story. If you hate it stop reading.

Sseriya: Yes well, if I hated it, I would for my sanity's sake STOP READING.

Krispy: And the ones that checked profiles for are all like 13-15, I think and they all seem to be Canadian. Why?

Steph: Another unsolved mystery.

Krispy: In any case, it made me desperate for *cough*cough* ALZ cookies as well as appreciate Aldous Huxley SO MUCH MORE. I ploughed through a few more chapters of Brave New World. Granted that I hate summaries and SUCK at writing them--I would not use summary space to rant on about how much "I suck" and ground rules for Reading and Reviewing. That's what AUTHOR'S NOTES ARE FOR!!! *cough* Or if my fic was completely messed up and meant to be humorous like "A Vocal Harmony Group's Gift" and "Don't Yell". Those were stupid and thus the summaries did have a little warning from the author's attached.

Sseriya: Well, since Master Kenobi is not here to say it, I guess I will. You should go to sleep now, or otherwise do your work.

Krispy: Yes Master! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:44 PM

 
Krispy: I AM BORED.

Sseriya: So am I.

Steph: I second that.

Anakin: I third it.

Obi-Wan: Do your work.

Krispy: I don't wanna!!! I feel like drawing--kinda writing but not so much. Just am AMAZINGLY BORED.

Wing: We can tell. *smile* You can occupy yourself by peeling this Knight off my back?

Krispy: ...NO. Nice try though.

Wing: ...

Steph: I wanna go shopping.

Krispy: ...

Steph: What?

Krispy: As if you don't already have enough clothes.

Sseriya: Far too much clothing.

Steph: *gasp* So YOU are the voice in my head that always says that!!!

Sseriya: *dully* Surprise.

Krispy: ...Dude, I don't see how you guys exist as one person.

Sseriya: I do not see it either. YOU are the author.

Krispy: ...OK I'm going to go now before I dig myself into a deeper hole.

Anakin: Trench? You want a trench?

Krispy: No.

Anakin: *crestfallen* Oh...*sigh*...This is boring.

Obi-Wan: Padawan, perhaps you would like to do some lightsaber training.

Anakin: YAY! Woohoo! Let's go! *drags Obi-Wan off*

Krispy: ...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:30 PM

Wednesday, April 23, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: I hate myself.

Sseriya: Yes well, you aren't the only one.

Steph: Heh.

Krispy: Why...

Luce: AUGH! STOP IT!!! I can hear that tone of voice in my HEAD!!!

Krispy: *smile* Why...

Luce: STOP IT!

Wing: YES JUST STOP IT!!!

Krispy: ...you sure are snappish.

Wing: *death glare*

Krispy: ...

Anakin: *cough* Knight. *cough*

Krispy: ...Anyway...I think Krunchy can be considered among the "popular" people in her grade. Isn't that just messed up?

Krunchy: NUH-UH!

Krispy: YA-HUH!

Steph: ...heh.

Krispy: Right, so I wasted this ENTIRE afternoon doing NOTHING. Gargh...I could have been studying or heck! Even breaking my already cracked "vow" some more!!! Gargh...

Obi-Wan: "Gargh" seems to be your new word.

Krispy: Yes I think so too. GARGH!!!

Zalari: Well, it wasn't me this time.

Krispy: *glare* You're not off the hook yet! I was still thinking on terms of you.

Zalari: I'm flattered.

Krispy: ...alright I'm off to finish up Pre-Cal...

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:15 PM

Tuesday, April 22, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Damn. It.

Steph: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sseriya: I cannot believe you broke so easily.

Krispy: I never thought I would say this but ZALARI!!!

Zalari: *smile* Yes?

Krispy: I. HATE. YOU.

Zalari: That's nice.

Anakin: *disappointed* You went to *whisper* the Dark Side.

Krispy: Oh shut up.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Well, you can pull yourself together and get back on track. I believe you have an essay to write and a test to study for.

Krispy: Yes Master. *glare at Zalari* BAD! BAD DRAGON!

Zalari: *grin*

Wing: So what the frell did he do?

Steph: Dude, haven't you been paying attention?

Wing: *glare* There is a psycho Knight attached to me like a limpet. It is a bit difficult to concentrate on other things.

Sseriya: *off-handedly* He made her break her "vow."

Wing: Really?

Steph: YEP! Krispy freaking cracked! Snapped like a twig! Broke her vow in two with the opening of the Word document!

Krispy: ALRITE! WE GET THE POINT!

Steph: That vow stood no chance under the already composing brain of the Krispy One!

Krispy: ...dude, shut up.

Steph: Make me.

Sseriya: *gags Steph*

Steph: MMMRRPHHH!!!

Sseriya: There.

Krispy: ...I'm going to leave now. You two, try and get along.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:05 PM

Monday, April 21, 2003 :::
 
Krispy: Wow...haven't been back to pitas in FOREVER.

Sseriya: I love the whiteness of it.

Krispy: Yeah...G has no host and thus I have no image host meaning no layout.

Steph: I like the whiteness though. It's so--

Krispy: Poetic.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Ok maybe not. I like the blankness. It gives the text such a contrasty quality.

Anakin: Right. You came to blog about this?

Krispy: Pretty much. I figured it was me doing some writing so it might be a good thing. By the way Yuya, YOU ARE ONE CUTE KID! AWWWW! And with Firalaer! AWWWWWWWW!!! YOU ARE ALL TOO CUTE!

Steph: It was...smiling.

Krispy: YUYA LOOKED HAPPY! OMG! And REINAI IS SO PURTIFUL!

Sseriya: Wing, how are you?

Wing: *glare*wind outside kicks up*

Sseriya: Holding out, I see. Very good.

Wing: *wind outside kicks up more*

Krispy: Alright then. I guess that is it. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:06 PM

Sunday, April 20, 2003 :::
 
Steph: *look at Krispy* Um...you don't look well.

Sseriya: Well you wouldn't look well either if you just had a mental breakdown.

Krispy: AUGH! NOOOOO!!!

Anakin: ???

Krispy: THE BEAR HAS LOST ITZ BOW AGAIN!!!

Anakin: ...

Zalari: ...mental breakdown...

Anakin: Are you back to normal?

Zalari: I suppose so. Have I been acting strangely?

Anakin: ...

Wing: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M YOUR BIRD?!!! I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!

Nerilay: *sigh* Bring terrible memories back, the Knight does, she thinks.

Wing: DON'T EVEN GO THERE.

Anakin: Dude! Lighten up on the CAPS LOCK.

Wing: SHUT UP BRAT-CHILD!

Anakin: *annoyed*

Steph: Um...*pokes Krispy* You okay?

Krispy: I have SAT 2s in less then 2 weeks and I am getting 500s on my freaking Math 2C practice tests--WHAT THE FRELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!!! Not to mention APs looming DIRECTLY AFTER!!! AAAAUGGGGGGHHHHH!!! I AM GOING TO DIE! AND THERE'S A FREAKING HOLE IN MY BEAR!!!

Sseriya: How...lovely. FLIGHT GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME.

Krispy: *sniff* I should not have wasted this weekend.

Sseriya: See; it is a good thing that you aren't going to that dance.

Krispy: I am so sad. And you know what? I went to beach today and it was lovely except for one tiny little thing.

Obi-Wan: And that was?

Krispy: I couldn't stop thinking about Yuya.

Everyone: WHAT?

Krispy: That is right. Look at ocean = immediately think of Yuya and thus equal deep hatred for the human scum playing along the shore.

Steph: Are you sure that wasn't yourself taking out your annoyance that these people are enjoying their weekend whereas you have tests hanging over your every step?

Krispy: SHUT UP. The point is I don't think I can ever go to the beach again without thinking of Yuya. But I loved the dogs. They're all so CUTE!

Anakin: Right...

Krispy: AND YOU ALL LEAVE MY RETARDED COMMENTS ALONE! You all know I talk and write and type stupidly.

Steph: *to Flight* Date? *thoughtfully* When was the last time I went on a date...

Sseriya: *smacks Steph over the head* WILL YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM?!!! BACK AWAY!

Steph: Oww...I think I know where Krispy gets that violent streak.

Krispy: I am so sad...and by the way, "orbs" is so out of my vocabulary.

Steph: I think the question is "what vocabulary?"

Krispy: Shut up. Be happy that I don't describe you as "that girl that looks like herself".

Steph: ...did that make sense?

Krispy: I don't know. Anyway, good thing about today--had yummy cheese, had yummy ice cream, and bought a necklace! Yay! Remember my necklace with the little feather pendant that I lost and was so devastated about?

Everyone: ...

Krispy: Anyway, I got this necklace with like little turqoise beads and a little silver bear (you know that Native American drawing kind) and a feather dangling from that for like $10 and it made me very happy. Krunchy got a whale.

Krunchy: It has teeth.

Krispy: Yeah. Speaking of feathers, Wing, when do you start molting?

Wing: *eagle screech* DON'T MAKE ME GO OVER THERE HUMAN!

Krispy: ...

Sseriya: I suggest you stop provoking him. Guardian of Wind or not, he can still tear you into pieces.

Steph: Tiny little pieces.

Sseriya: *hiss* That is enough! *blasts Flight into dust...again*

Steph: I thought that didn't work.

Sseriya: It doesn't.

Steph: Then why did you do it?

Sseriya: Because it is fun.

Steph: *shrug* Okay.

Krispy: Also, my dad bought a baseball bat--wooden. Very nice. There's nothing like the feeling of the weight of a baseball bat as you get ready to bash someone's skull in.

Anakin: Or just...hit the ball.

Krispy: Yeah...that too.

Sseriya: May we borrow it?

Krispy: Don't you have Selendrile?

Sseriya: Too painless.

Steph: ...I thought you liked Flight.

Sseriya: I do--I just don't like him on me or touching me or anywhere less than 3 feet--make that 10 feet away from me.

Steph: ...when did this happen?

Sseriya: Well remember that time with the groping and the kissing and the--

Steph: AUGH! STOP IT! NO MORE! And NO I don't exactly remember that because that's describing about EVERY SINGLE TIME we've been around Flight!

Sseriya: My point exactly.

Steph: ...

Krispy: *sniff* I want shoes.

Steph & Sseriya: Huh?

Obi-Wan: Didn't you say you did not want shoes earlier today?

Krispy: I don't.

Zalari: Mental breakdown, remember?

Everyone: Oh.

Krispy: I want pretty sparkly things. And my bear still doesn't have its ribbon!!!

Steph: Heh...Wing is pretty and sparkly.

Wing: Come anywhere near me with the intention of glomping and I WILL HURT YOU.

Sseriya: *smile* Who knows? He may even eat you.

Steph: Bird of prey and all that.

Krispy: Oh cheer up Wing! Victoire just told you exactly what you need to--

Wing: *GLARE*

Krispy: Oh...heh...forgot about that. Well you should STILL cheer up because I seem to be in my "bird phase" because all I do in art is draw birds. In fact, I drew a whole bunch of the Founding Fathers as birds.

Anakin: You are a freak.

Steph: I second that.

Sseriya: Third.

Zalari: *shakes head* Mental breakdown.

Krispy: I should go. Parting words--ALZ! You guys are so mean to me!!! *whine*whine*whine* I meant had my hair DONE! Gargh...that was terrible. It was like band all over again with the crazy amounts of hair spray. It was so scary. I had like 50 bobby pins in my hair. After I had removed them all, the hair spray alone (which was like rock solid) held my hair in itz curls and twists. Needless to say it took me a while to wash it all out.

Obi-Wan: Leave?

Krispy: Right. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:35 PM

 
Krispy: I hate pop-ups.

Steph: It's your own fault.

Krispy: ???

Sseriya: Flight. OFF.

Wing: GET IT OFF.

Anakin: It's like an echo in here.

Krispy: I watched Amadeus yesterday and watched Chamber of Secrets and all the extra stuff all afternoon while Luce and other pplz shopped for Prom dresses.

Obi-Wan: I thought you did not want to go.

Krispy: Actually, am quite torn. BUT the thought of how many pairs of pants and shoes and whatnot I could buy with the money I would be spending on a ticket and dress and other shoes and um...various things is enough to make me sick.

Steph: It's amazing really. Did you know Krispy doesn't like to spend money.

Sseriya: Not normally anyway. In any case, how could you want to go to a formal dance.

Steph: BLEH is the word she's looking for, if she would only say it...but apparently it's not in her character.

Sseriya: Because it is already in yours.

Steph: I, on the other hand, quite like dances.

Sseriya: She likes getting dressed up. It's ridiculous. A new lifetime and she forgets all the horrors of those dreaded Court socials.

Steph: Pfft. Don't know what you're talking about my dearest self. We had such nice clothing--dresses are so much harder to find these days--unless you get them specially made.

Sseriya: Which was the case then.

Steph: And could be the case now but--

Krispy: I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!!!

Sseriya: Precisely.

Steph: ALSO, Sseriya dear, we don't have to deal with corsets anymore.

Sseriya: Oh wonderful. That's one down. Still not enough.

Steph: Um...lighter material?

Sseriya: Don't care; doesn't count.

Steph: ...fish?

Sseriya: Why don't you go visit Lord Blue? Walk around his practically undersea palace all you like.

Krispy: AHEM! Sheez, you two. This is my problem. By the way, Sseriya, I think you have more influence on me than Steph does--Steph and Luce combined in fact.

Anakin: You in a dress?

Krispy: Seriously. How freaky is that! Can you imagine? *shudder*

Steph: *crosses arms* C'mon! I've seen you in a nice dress.

Krispy: You have. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SEEING AS HOW THAT WAS A PERFORMANCE!

Sseriya: It was not actually a dress.

Krispy: It looked like one and I had hair and make-up too so CLOSE ENOUGH. AUGH! Make-up.

Steph: Heavy make-up for stage sucks.

Krispy: No duh.

Sseriya: FLIGHT! I am NOT warning you again.

Anakin: You're too nice.

Zalari: I say blast him already.

Anakin: *blink*

Krispy: *nervous laugh* Oh...Zalari--you've been acting so strangely. *aside* BEHAVE!

Zalari: *smile*

Krispy: ...

Nerilay: Sympathy for the fish, I have.

Krispy: Yeah, totally. Poor fish. But aside from all that, G and Shannon's dresses sounded pretty. I WANT PICTURES!

Obi-Wan: So you are not going?

Krispy: Unless someone wants to pay for my ticket, drive me there and home, and I get to go in (at the most) nice pants.

Steph: Heh...not gonna happen.

Krispy: Exactly. Besides, if I really wanted to I suppose I could go to the aquarium by myself in a freaking dress to see the fish if I wanted to.

Steph: HAHA! That would be great! I dare you to.

Sseriya: *sweetly to Alz* Oh and you would be pleased to know that these gowns cost upwards of $50 dollars if you want a nice one.

Steph: Heh...then you have to add the cost of shoes and accessories to that.

Sseriya: Oh and because it is such a modern world these days and none of you are royalty, you would have to go out and get your hair and make-up done.

Krispy: There's more money down the drain.

Steph: And of course you add all that to the ticket price.

Sseriya: And flowers--is there not a great importance on flowers?

Krispy: AND gas money--rides whether they be by your own transport, public transport, or limo--more and more money.

Steph: But think of the high school experience.

Sseriya: Think of the utter uselessness of it all.

Steph: Think of the memories!

Sseriya: The discomfort.

Steph: The laughing!

Sseriya: The boredom.

Steph: THE DRAMA!

Sseriya: Or lack thereof--you will probably be disappointed. You have no real fire and jealosy or not, do you really think any of it will actually manifest itself? I think not. You have no snotty, narcissistic noble idiots around who could care less who they offend; and you have none of the very well restrained but quite obvious nobility to create that wonderful tension. This all equals NO DRAMA.

Steph: All the people in pretty clothes!

Sseriya: Don't you love the invention of photography?

Krispy: You guys aren't helping very much.

Sseriya: I think I am winning.

Steph: ARE NOT!

Krispy: Um...technically, she already won cuz I'm not going.

Steph: There's still time to convince you!

Sseriya: Money.

Steph: But--

Sseriya: Think of all the other things that could be used for. Books, useful clothing, amusements, savings--even charity if you so wished.

Krispy: And Cadecus! Don't worry about Luce's "date" or whatever. She just needed someone to go with, and well Shannon's going with Gennia and I'm not going and thus--yeah. They're just friends and not that close either.

Sseriya: There is no romantic interest whatsoever. If there is, we can remedy that.

Krispy: ...

Steph: You are one scary chick.

Sseriya: I could say the same for you.

Steph: ...

Krispy: Alright...well I will be getting off. Perhaps I will tag along 2morrow on Luce's continued dress hunt.

Steph: KRISPY! Don't you want a dress!

Krispy: Where am I going to put it? When am I going to wear it? How about you go instead?!

Sseriya: *smile* She can't. Overage.

Steph: Damn you. Shut up.

Sseriya: Make me.

Zalari: Will both of you just shut up?

Steph & Sseriya: *stare*

Zalari: *sweetly* Thank you.

Anakin: ...

Wing: ...

Krispy: I told you he was acting strangely.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:24 AM