Saturday, December 28, 2002 :::
 
Morta: A pleasure to meet me? Perhaps there is a first time for everything. It is many things to meet me but rarely is it a pleasure. You intrigue me, Monsieur D'Capisette. Although...*turns to Yuya*, you intrigue me more.

Wing: *looks around* Where's Krispy?

Nerilay: Pre-occupied she was, is? Perhaps still later?

Obi-Wan: An elf?

Zalari: They're immortal too, though they can die in battle or of a broken heart.

Anakin: How do you die of a broken heart?

Wing: Well, dude--how did you end up on the da--

Zalari: Dancing team?

Anakin: WHAT?!

Nerilay: Strange, his future is, Nerilay thinks.

Anakin: You can say that again.

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:52 PM

 
Krispy: Watched disc 2 of the Fellowship with cast commentary---I think I see why G likes to watch things with commentary now. Very funny stuff.

Luce: I WANNA SEE!!!

Krispy: Need to watch disc 1--can't wait for 2 Towers...hahahahahaha!

Krunchy: WOOHOO!! Flight stopped STRIPPING!!!

Ice: *smile* Would you like some assistance, Ice Lord?

Krunchy: Dude...you're cold.

Ice: ...

Krunchy: STOP MAKING ME COLD!!!

Wing: ...no duh he's cold...

Krunchy: Don't give me that attitude!

Krispy: Ignore her...she's just being belligerent again.

Morta: *looks distastefully down at Alz* I do not find this amusing--strange and somewhat suicidal, but not amusing. Hands off, mortal. *incinerates Alz*

Zalari: ...

Krispy: Um...NEwayz...Imanierant!!! YAY!!! I'm glad you like your presents!!! AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!! You're so shinyful when you smile!!! You need to do that more often.

Anakin: You guys freak him out too much...

Krispy: Oh shush you! *looks around* Dude, are we still playing?

Luce: Awww...Alz brought Kakyou!

Krispy: I thought you said the lists were final.

Luce: erm...too late.

Krispy: ...wait! We can't keep playing! Stephanie's not here anymore!!!

Luce: *smile* Too bad.

Krispy: HEY! Don't make me cut the elf's hair!

Luce: *GASP* STOP IT!!!

Morta: *looking around* Hmm...what to crush first...*glares at Aegis 2* Get off unless you wish to end up like that human.

Aegis: Nyao!

Morta: *smile* Then again...I think Wing feels left out of the loop. You should go hug him instead--being winged kin and all that disgusting sentimental crap. *disappears out of Aegis' grasp to reappear elsewhere*

Krispy: ...Alz dust pile...erm...HI KAKYOU!!! You're purtiful too!

Krunchy: Hmm...pretty...*walks off*

Morta: *spots D'Cap and Yuya*walks up to them* Now, this I find interesting.

Krispy: Ok gotta go eat!



::: spewed by Krispy at 11:58 AM

Friday, December 27, 2002 :::
 
Krunchy: Is Flight still stripping? ...and I kinda liked him too...

Krispy: You and me both...

Luce: *smile at Anakin*

Anakin: *deer-in-headlights-look* What do you want?

Luce: You should put this costume on--it is a masquerade after all.

Anakin: erm...Master's not--

Luce: Yes he is! Look at him! He's Padawan Kenobi!

Anakin: ...*looks at shiny black thing Luce pushed into his hand* What is this? *shiny black Darth Vader helmet*

Luce: Oh it's just a--

Krispy: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *snatches helmet away*

Anakin: WHAT?!

Krispy: That's um...LUCE! BAD LUCE!

Luce: *smile*

Krispy: ...don't worry about it Anakin. Krispy won't let Luce hurt you anymore.

Anakin: ...

Luce: ...

Krispy: Sheez...*gets rid of mask* Alrite everyone...to make Alz happy, I will be bringing Morta in--

Wing: WHAT?!!!

Nerilay: Impossible that was, is it not?

Krispy: Courtesy of Blog Author powers.

Steph: ...

Krispy: So, this is a warning. Those of you who would rather not be here when she's around can leave now. She won't be here for long.

Zalari: Is that such a good idea? I mean Lord Red is already...unhappy and though I may not know much about the whole Morta history, I know Lord Red hates her.

Steph: I'm leaving. See you guys when Morta's gone. Firalaer, Flight...don't cheat. I'm still watching you. *leaves*

Zalari: Well we can't all leave...I'll stay and um...watch the Dragon Kings.

Kylin: Good because someone definitely needs to do that.

Wing: *crosses arm* No way am I leaving Morta here to wreak total havoc on this party.

Nerilay: *giggle* I shall stay as well--watch the bird, must she.

Wing: *rolls eyes*

Rael: I'll go keep an eye on Sseriya. *leaves*

Krispy: Alrite...

Luce: *to Imanierant* I know it's way late but we were also gonna give you something else, but Krispy--being the genius that she is--

Krispy: HEY!

Luce: *cough* Forgot what else we were gonna give you. Anyway, we figured you'd like a pet and what better pet than a Nosey!!! Here you go! Merry...erm late Christmas ...early New Years! Woohoo!

Krispy: YEAH! *cough* Right, Morta.

Black and red flames burst from the floor and die down to reveal a woman clad in those colors. Red and gold eyes survey the area coolly and a black nailed hand rests comfortably on the hilt of a sword. Black lips curve into an amused smirk.

Morta: A party? How fun.

Krispy: Welcome to the Magical Valley, yo.

Morta: And you are?

Krispy: Krispy, your creator.

Morta: Quite peculiar. *sees Wing* And if it isn't my favorite Guardian. *sees Lord Red* And milord Red. *smile*

Red: *surges forward snapping* YOU!!! *brings down a huge clawed paw*

Morta: *easily steps aside* I'd never imagine you at a party like this one--full of mortals and humans.*laugh*

Wing: Shut up, Morta. There are plenty in here who could control you.

Morta: *deliberately turns back on Lord Red* And I suppose you are one of them? *laugh* I am the Destroyer, bird. There is nothing that can stop me--the one to end all worlds.

Krispy: I fail to see how she's cute.

Obi-Wan: Someone thinks she is cute?

Anakin: Like a puchuu? No way.

Obi-Wan: She radiates more Darkness than the Sith Order at its height.

Morta: *glances at Obi-Wan* And you would know that how, little Jedi? *purrs* Would you like me to tell you what happens to your precious Padawan? *looks at Anakin*

Obi-Wan: *remains calm as usual*

Anakin: Back off.

Morta: *laugh* There is so much anger in you. That's a great amount of power--the kind of power that sustains me. *laugh* *turns and sees Zalari* And you--I know you, although we've never met.

Zalari: The Destroyer...

Morta: *smile* Yes...and I'm sure you'll be proud to know, you brought me forth from Chaos.

Zalari: No. I have nothing to do with you.

Morta: Oh, but you have everything to do with my existence. It's a pity you never knew.

Krispy: Alrite...getting tired. Morta back off. Maybe you can...control Flight or something. Right ok...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:18 PM

Wednesday, December 25, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: ...Erm...MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Steph: A little late, don't you think?

Krispy: I just saw 3 movies so shut up! One of which was friggin Two Towers which = 3 friggin hours.

Steph: And were they good?

Krispy: *grin* YES! Gandalf so FRIGGIN ROCKS like a BEAST!!! Awww...and Legolas was so purtiful! And THE HORSES!!!! *sigh*

Steph: ...

Krispy: The white Horse!!! So purtiful...

Wing: She likes...horses?

Steph: No duh.

Krispy: But Frodo was stupid still...stupider than ever. And Golem was friggin creepy.

Steph: Yes, schizophrenic?

Krispy: HA! Yea! And Cowboy Up was interesting...extremely parallel to Star Wars.

Anakin: I fail to see how a movie about people riding angry bulls has anything to do with me!

Krispy: Oh Brat-Child, it has everything to do with you.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: And Minority Report...good movie. Very kewl gadgets and stuff...yep...suspenseful.

Steph: Great...

Krispy: Alrite, I know we're late but Imanierant!!! We owe you a present!

Steph: It's also a thank you for your beautiful costumes.

Krispy: HERE YOU GO!!!

Anakin: It's a box...

Krispy: *glare* A box with all the prettiest and finest clothes you can get in various different worlds!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Anakin: A box full of...cloth.

Krispy: Because it's Christmas I'm not smacking you over the head. By the way, I have presents for the rest of you elsewhere.

Nerilay: *giggle* Beware the mistletoe, although tis late for her warning, Nerilay thinks.

Steph: Yeah...oh...Lord Red, do calm yourself!

Red: *is so frustrated that he is now mashing his head into the wall in hopes of crushing Aegis*

Zalari: ...

Rael: An insane dragon...I don't think I've ever seen one of those.

Kylin: *smirk* It is quite all right. Lord Red is known for having quite a thick skull.

Steph: *laughs*

Blue: *horn-like laugh* Indeed.

Green: *smile* I think it will take much more than that to damage whatever is under that thick layer of bone.

Red: *stops and finally collapses in a smoldering, tired heap* ...grr...

Krispy: Awww...Lord Red! You're so cute like that!

Red: *black eyes narrow* You, tiny human, be glad that I am too exhausted to reach over there and crush you with my claw.

Krispy: *SMILE*

Steph: *completely ignore Flight's show* Right...mistletoe...Force, I hate that stuff.

Krispy: Obi-Wan!!! *plants one on him*

Anakin: Um...I don't see any mistletoe.

Krispy: *writes in some mistletoe* There is some now! MERRY CHRISTMAS PPLZ!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:08 PM

 
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:02 AM

Tuesday, December 24, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!

Luce: Dude! Someone is stripping, NOW.

Krispy: Although...I do want to know what happened at the King's Masquerade.

Steph: *staring at the cards* Ace of hearts...

Krispy: When did you become such an expert at this?

Steph: I'm friggin 22, I've been around.

Krispy: ...

Nerilay: *sigh* A party on land! How wonderful, I think. Yes. Music and dancing...*sigh*

Wing: At least she's enjoying herself.

Zalari: Force, I think a fight is going to break out. *to Tiamat* Your Majesty, can you please not set them on each other?

Silver: *leaning in*gleaming silver-blue* Yes, my Queen, we do match.

Storm: *warning hiss*

Red: *still too pre-occupied with trying to pry Aegis off with a claw*

Gold: *huff of smoke* HUMANS...

Emerald: Well did you really want to see any more of that fox's antics?

Gold: *low growl* I suppose not.

Sapphire: Is Brother Ice actually socializing with someone else?

Kylin: *cranes neck* Really? Is he?

Crystal: The Ice Lord, I believe.

Zalari: As long as they don't hatch some sort of diabolical scheme. When they do, call me.

Back at the card table

Krispy: ARGH! SINCERE! YUILOR'S SAVED CIEL!!! NOW COME BACK HERE AND PLAY!!!

Luce: What do you mean the game is almost over?!!!

Krispy: YEAH! I HAVEN'T LOST A PIECE OF CLOTHING YET!

Steph: *momentarily glances up* Good job. Now...*smile* Flight? What is up with you? Do you just really want to strip or win or something? Cuz...this Ace of hearts is smearing all over my friggin hands.

Flight: ...erm...sorry?

Steph: This better wash off.

Krispy: WOOHOO!

Luce: STRIP INCENDIE!!!

Krispy: Remember weapons are okay...*eyes sword* Oh by the way Steph, when and if I start losing, the clothes are coming from you.

Steph: *sharply* WHAT?!

Krispy: Dude, you're like all layered. I've...got a tunic and because I hate the cold a sleeveless underneath. AND I'm STILL FRIGGIN COLD...so...just to let you know.

Seraph: You can't have a second!

Krispy: I don't have a second. I play. She strips.

Steph: Excuse me? I did not agree--

Krispy: So Steph, hope the Force is with you, yea?

Steph: YOU LITTLE--

Luce: Watch Firalaer.

BoBo: DEAL!!!

Krispy: And FORCE! Someone change to friggin music!

Anakin: Gotcha...*pulls out Krispy's Nick CD and sticks it in*

Luce: WOOHOO!

Nerilay: *giggle* And 'tis only nine!

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:16 PM

 
Krispy: *looking at cards* You know, this is about as much math as I'm doing over break. Hit me.

BoBo: HIT ME!!!!! HAHAHA!

Krispy: Sheet...bust...

Luce: HAHAHAHA! I HAVE--oh wait...*counting counting*

Incendie: Hit me.

Krispy: I THINK SINCERE should play...DESPITE that whole thing about cheating.

Luce: Yeah. I mean--hit me, thanks Firalaer--Sincere, we do love you so!!!

Seraph: *look at Krispy and Luce* You two are awfully...calm about all this.

Krispy: Force is with me. No way am I losing all my clothes.

Luce: You'd be surprised.

Seraph: ...

Inazuma: But you just busted!

Krispy: And so did you.

Inazuma: What?! *looks at cards* Shit.

Krispy: Told you.

Firalaer: *smile* Are you reading minds, Lady Krispy?

Krispy: *innocently* ME? No way. Don't have that power, but Stephanie is standing right behind Inazuma and informed me that he busted.

Steph: *smile* I'm not helping her cheat. I'll move now. That was just this once.

Luce: I have a 17--who busted more?

Firalaer: 21.

Sincere: ...

Firalaer: *innocently* What?

BoBo: HAHAHAHA!!! 21!!!!

Krispy: ...23

Incendie: 19

Flight: Erm...3

Luce: ...

Seraph: 20

Inazuma: *sigh* 25

All: STRIP!

Krispy: *smile* Sword would be nice.

Inazuma: *glare*

Wing: I'm kinda sleepy...

Zalari: Oh no WAY are you leaving me here to watch the Dragon Kings alone.

Wing: I think they're occupied enough.

Red: *still trying to figure out how to get Aegis off*

Nerilay: *laugh* To think, save Knights Krispy would? Hehe.

Blue: Knights?

Brown: *eyes glittering* Knights?

Red: *wanting very badly to crush something* Knights?!

Zalari: *sends a few flashes in their faces*

Blue/Brown/Red: *GLARE*GROWL*

Zalari: I'm sorry, your Majesties. But I cannot allow you to do that.

Iron: This is becoming tedious, Zalari. I do not like being "glomped" or stared at by humans. I do not like not being allowed to crush, maim, or eat anyone and anything I wish. I am tired of watching Brother Storm flirt with her Majesty.

Wing: *smirk* Jealous?

Iron: *hiss* The Skynyx would do well to learn manners.

Wing: And you would do well to learn some humility, I think.

Zalari: *more sparks*

Iron: *snarl* Zalari!

Zalari: Leave Wing alone too. *smile* Sseriya would be angry at you for attacking her bird.

Wing: Yeah! That's righ--wait...what?!! HER BIRD?!!

Zalari: Wing--shut up.

Gold: *tail flicking around in amusement*musical laugh* Perhaps you humans do have a use. *leans down to Alz's level* You would risk your sight to gaze upon me? How flattering. *smile* And you have the tongue to match Kylin.

Kylin: *rolls eyes* I'm jealous...

Gold: If only you could teach that Halfling to speak with proper respect and humility...*smirk* And tiny human, what is it that you wish of the Gold Dragon?

Ice: *to Tsumetai*frosty smile* So I see you have a distaste for Fire. Another thing we have in common.

Krispy: WOOHOO! 21 BABY!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:25 PM

 
Krispy: WAIT!!! HOLD UP!!! I need to outlaw accessories.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Krispy: Yep that's right. NO accessories cuz well Imanierant knows how to accessorize and at this rate, we'd be playing forever.

Luce: She's right.

Krispy: But *smile* weapons are okay. Yes...*eyes swords*

Steph: *watching the game* Hmm...looks interesting...Victoire? I think we should go join them. *smirk* Or go over there and laugh at them.

Wing: That was weird...

Anakin: The 4 Knights and Krispy? Oh yea...

Wing: I mean, they must have been really grateful or something.

Anakin: If you were saved from Wooya, I think you'd be really grateful too.

Zalari: Hey, does this mean we've been left to watch the Dragon Kings?

Nerilay: *giggle* Perhaps? Although the Dragon Kings, settled down milords have, Nerilay thinks.

Blue: Nerilay, is this what the humans here normall do?

Nerilay: More or less, milord. *giggle*

Blue: *smirk* I believe that one over there is trying to flatter Gold.

Black: Ha! Trying to flatter Gold? Any flattery gets to Gold!

Krunchy: *goes BoBo*marches up to blackjack table*

BoBo: YO! *snaps*huge guys in black suits, ties, and sunglasses bring in a red plush seat* Dismissed. *guys disappear again*

Everyone: *STARE*

BoBo: *settles self in chair*leans back*feet up* Hit me.

Incendie: Excuse me? How old is she?

Krispy: *shrug* 12.

Knights: TWELVE?!!!

Krispy: *shrug* Yeah. She's my sister...I think.

BoBo: *snaps again*

Mafia guy: *brings shiny wooden cigar box and opens it*

BoBo: *pulls out a piece of red licorice and sticks it in her mouth* Thanks. *looks around* Want one?

Luce: 'kay!

Krispy: ME TOO!

Everyone else: *STARE*

BoBo: *hands people licorice*dismisses guy* Let's play.

Flight: *mutter*pulls off a shoe*

Firalaer: *shrug*starts dealing again*

Krispy: *to Pokka, Quicksilver, Kella, Savoir* No problem saving you guys cuz all of you ROCK like beasts! *cough* Right...and um...wow...thanks for your um...reaction? Heh...never was mobbed like that before. *look at cards* Hit me.

BoBo: *takes a sip of vanilla coke* Hit me.

Luce: Erm...stay.

BoBo: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

Krispy: ...

Obi-Wan: *to Krispy* Are you gambling?

Krispy: Heh...no not really. *smile*

Steph: Man, I just have to say this, LIAR!!!

Krispy: Hopefully the Force is with me, ne?

Anakin: ...

Storm: *scales shading from a near silver to a misty gray* If it is smoothness of tongue you seek, my Queen, then you should speak with Lord Emerald's son Kylin. It is not well that you compliment me so; I may grow into the peacock Brother Gold is.

Gold: *drily* Oh Storm, you flatter me so. *turns a currently red eye on Alz* Shinyful?

Alz: Oh yes! SO SHINYFUL! All your pretty scales and your glittering claws and big ruby eyes!

Gold: *smile* Perhaps I see why Brother Storm takes a liking to you, little one.

Wing: *shaking head* So basically, if Sseriya just sucked up to all of them, they wouldn't all dislike her so much?

Zalari: *shrug* Maybe. But that's not something Sseriya would do.

Nerilay: *smile* Remind them of things not to be remembered, Fire does. Fear she, I think, some of those Drakon will, aye?

Rael: Yes.

Luce: 17

Incendie: 18

Inazuma: 19

Flight: HAHA! 21!!!

Seraph: 18

Krispy: *smile* 20

BoBo: 21!!! OH YEAH?!!! WHO DA QUEEN!!!

Mafia guys: *from around* You are.

BoBo: DANG RIGHT!

Everyone: ...

Firalaer: 21.

Steph: Luce, you strip.

Luce: BLEH! *takes off a shoe*

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:35 PM

 
Steph: *glancing over shoulder at Lord Red* Force...he's going to go on a rampage...*turn back to Victoire*smile* Sooo...what's this you have against dragons?

Red: *so friggin pissed that steam is literally rising from his huge bulk* IS IT A DEMON?!!! *SNARL*snaps at Wooya 2*

Purple: I've never encountered such a creature before.

White: Lord Crystal? You are the oldest. Do you know what that...creature is?

Crystal: *sniffs at Wooya 2* It smells like sugar.

Red: I ASSURE YOU IT IS NOT JUST SUGAR, BROTHER CRYSTAL!!! *incinerating Wooya 2 again*

Wing: *ducking* Force! Watch where you're spewing! *mutter* Dragons...

Krispy: WING! You aren't dressed up!

Wing: I don't want to dress up.

Krispy: But look at all the pretty bird-like people.

Wing: *smile* I don't need a mask to look like a bird.

Krispy: HAHA!

Knights: *trying to fight Wooya 1* ARGH!!!

Steph: *shouting over shoulder* Hey Krispy! You wanna save the Knights?

Krispy: Oh...um...

Red: *stomping furiously on the Wooya goop* WHY WILL IT NOT DIE?!!!

Steph: Before Lord Red roasts all of us?

Krispy: Hey! Wooya! My buddy ol' pal. Maybe you should leave the Knights and Lord Red alone. I mean poor Pooya and Blue Bear are feeling abandoned.

Wooya 1&2: Awww...it's okay! *leaves Knights and Red alone* POOYA!!! *grabs him off Steph* BLUE BEAR!!!

Zalari: You are a genius.

Krispy: I know I know. Thank you Thank you.

Knights: Er...thanks...

Krispy: AHEM! Lord Red?

Black: *smug* Lord Red? It seems you owe a human some thanks.

Red: *SNARL at Black*peer down at Krispy* Thank you.

Krispy: *grin* I love you too!

Kylin: *laugh* I do think Lord Storm is flirting with Queen Tiamat.

Krunchy: ooo! Flirting!!!

Rael: *smile* It's sweet.

Gwen: As long as no one gets killed in the process.

Wing: *rolls eyes*

Krispy: Alrite I'm gonna let Luce blog now...even though she says she's tired and wants to sleep. Well...if she doesn't blog. GO ALZ!

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:26 PM

 
Krispy: Oh and I just had to mention that blogger was being mean so half way thru that blog, it got killed. TOTALLY ERASED. When I got back, both of you ahd already blogged!

Ice: *leans down to Tsumetai* The Ice Lord? *smile* I am the Ice Dragon.

Crystal: *watching Storm, amused* Of all the Elders, Storm was always the peculiar one.

Krispy: Alrite...back later.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:19 PM

 
Krispy: PPPPPPPPPPARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!

Steph: *still in shock* I can't believe Lord Storm friggin...

Zalari: Sseriya?

Steph: I...I can't help but feel somewhat jealous and quite bitter.

Zalari: *smile* Lord Storm sees them as amusement; there is nothing about respect or acceptance. No offense, Alz and Luce. That is the way most dragons are.

Steph: I suppose...

Storm: Fair Emerald, I was sincere about that invitation.

Steph: You must excuse my disbelief, milord. I--I have not been able to completely forgive you...yet.

Storm: *bends to be on a level with Steph* I know.

Kylin: Lord Storm, I had no idea you were so smooth of tongue.

Storm: *smile* I've ruled this long without any of my underlings dethroning me.

Kylin: Indeed.

Storm: But my brothers, I have convinced those two to leave us be.

Red: Convinced?! You waste such energy on insects!

Brown: You easily could have crushed them with a thought and spared yourself the trouble of talk.

Gold: *huff*scales glitter as he turns* You lower us to their despicable level.

Emerald: *smile* Yet for all your threatening, stomping, burning, and fire-breathing, you have not yet been able to detach these Aegis creatures from yourselves.

Storm: *absently* I decided to honor Fair Emerald's and Krispy's request of not attacking their guests and friends. *smile* Besides, I got you, Brother Red, out of pink frills.

Red: *snarl* WHAT?! *turns a swirling black eye on Alz and Luce* Which one of you weaklings dared suggest such a thing?!!!

Ruby: *bell-like laugh* Now now, Red. A Dragon King does not go about killing his admirers.

Red: You stay out of it, Ruby! You have nothing to say--you who lives in seclusion and detaches himself from any dealings with the other Clans.

Sapphire: And has our detachment not protected our Clans, Brother Red? Besides, we do not wish to aggravate you as our presenses so obviously does.

Green: *grin* And no one enjoys your bellowing, Lord Red.

Red: *GROWL*

Green: *eyes flash*

Iron: This is ridiculous! We are here for the sole purpose of entertaining those humans. It's disgusting.

Silver: Degrading too, I think.

Bronze: *conversationally* And you do not enjoy being admired and sighed over, my Metallic brethren?

Silver: *smile* Bronze has a point.

Iron: *disgusted look* Bronze also associates with those things on a daily basis.

Bronze: *toothy grin* And Ercidni flourishes even during times of depression.

Steph: *stares at Pooya* Force! NOT AGAIN!!!

Dragon Kings: *turn*stare at Steph* ...

Emerald: *smile* It seems that even my daughter cannot overcome the "glomping" creatures.

Steph: *whining* DADDY!!!! GET IT OFF!!!

Dragon Kings: *STARE*

Steph: *sees Ciel running* HEY! CIEL! Hide behind the Dragon Kings!

Dragon Kings: ...

Storm: *attention now back to Tiamat* You flatter me, Your Majesty.

Anakin: ...This is...weird...

Krispy: *gasp* OBI-WAN!!! *drags Luce and Yuya behind her to Obi-Wan* I need to change ur appearance.

Obi-Wan: *smile* I thought you were leaving the Jedi out of this for once.

Krispy: Kinda. I'm just gonna shave off your beard, trim your hair and add a Padawan braid. *snaps*

Obi-Wan: *staring at Krispy*now looking like his Padawan self* ...

Anakin: *STARE* It never ceases to amaze me how young you look Master! I mean, you could be my brother!

Obi-Wan: That is why I grew a beard, young Padawan. So that people would not mistake me for you.

Anakin: Haha!

Krispy: AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!

Red: *STARING AT WOOYA* WHAT IS THIS CREATURE!!!!!!!

Wing: Dude...I think it's melting...

Zalari: Well that makes sense.

Krispy: Yeah! He can boil water on his tummy!

Red: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! *throws Wooya in the air with a flick of his head*snaps the thing in half with huge sharp shiny teeth*lets lose a torrent of flame on Wooya*

Steph: *STARE* Holy...SHEET...

Krunchy: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Red: *snarling* Absolutely revolting! *flicks the melted, blackened blob that is--was Wooya away*

Wooya blob: *lands in a smoking black blob further away*

Steph: ...um...well I'm--excuse me. *marches up to Victoire* Dance with me so that no Dragon King will eat you while you continue provoking them?

Krispy: THANK YOU IMANIERANT AGAIN!!!! WOOHOO!!! *being dragged by Yuya back to D'Cap and Sincere and Yuilor*

Blue: *blink* What a striking resemblence. *turns to Imanierant* You are very talented. I am flattered.

Storm: *turns momentarily to brethren* Did not some of you have presents for the little ones?

Emerald: *smile* Indeed. *leans down to Luce and Alz's level* The Jewel Clans would like to give you these.

Ruby: *hands Luce and Alz each a palm-sized scale of Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire*

Sapphire: *softly* If you ever travel through or near our kingdoms, present the scales to one of the guards about town and they will show you to our abodes.

Bronze: And I gift you with a scale as well.

Green: I think it would please Sseriya if I gave you this. *hands them a talisman* Made by the Bird People to protect you against certain magics in case you ever need that protection. *pointed look at brethren*

Wing: Oh yeah.

Green: You recognize it Lord Wing?

Wing: *smirk* That talisman was made by my Flock. Of course I recognize it.

Krunchy: I WANT A SCALE!!!

Emerald: *look at Krunchy* You are Krispy's sister?

Krunchy: YOU BETCHA!

Emerald: *smile* Very well. *gives her a scale*

Krunchy: WOOHOO!!! I LOVE YOU!!! *hugs Emerald's foot*

Emerald: ...

Kylin: They're very touchy-feely around here.

Emerald: I can tell.

Krispy: PARTY!!! WOOHOO!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:17 PM

Monday, December 23, 2002 :::
 
Krunchy: Vibrating Manatee!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tare Panda: ?

Krunchy: PANDA!!!!!!!

Tare Panda: ...

Krunchy: VIBRATING MANATEE!!!

VM: *vibrates*

Tare Panda: *rolls over*

Krunchy: SUPER HERO!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Krispy: ...and they all say I'm crazy...

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:05 PM

 
Krispy: Thank you Alz...AND IMANIERANT!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!! FORCE YOU ARE SO FRIGGIN TALENTED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!! YOU SO ROCK AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph: WILL YOU FRIGGIN QUIET DOWN?!!!

Krispy: I LOVE YOU TOO STEPH!!!

Steph: ...

Iron: I do not like having this...Aegis, was it? I do not like you being attached to me.

Steph: Wow...Lord Iron is so stunned, he's actually being civil.

Iron: *sweetly* Can you get it off for me, Fair Emerald?

Steph: oooh I know that tone! Only Dragon King that ever calls me "Fair Emerald" is Lord Storm. So if you are calling me that, something is wrong.

Iron: *slams tail into floor in frustration*

Nerilay: *giggle* Amusing all the Knights are, yes? *clapping hands* What an entertaing party this shall be, Nerilay thinks.

Gwen: I just hope they all behave themselves and no one gets killed because I'll end up cleaning the mess.

Rael: Unfortunately, that is probably what will happen.

Obi-Wan: *calmly* I think we will survive.

Anakin: Speak for yourself Master! You weren't here last year!

Wing: How encouraging...I wasn't either.

Krispy: D'Capisette!!! WOOHOO! I'm gonna look like Lord Blue!!!

Blue: I do not know whether to be flattered or insulted.

Emerald: The artistry of the costume is beautiful.

Blue: Of course not insulted by the costume itself! Insulted by the fact that that...girl is going to waltz around as me or one of my clan.

Storm: *to the Queen* Oh there are Queens occassionally; only when they are of such caliber as yourself, Majesty. But that is rare and unusual.

Steph: *cough* Sorry but um...have to say this...LIAR!!!

Kylin: *trying really hard not to laugh out loud*

Other Dragon Kings: *STARE*

Krispy: *outright laughing*

Storm: *unperturbed* Fair Emerald, you wish to clarify?

Steph: *stifling laughter*

Brown: *hiss* A nuisance!

Gold: Impudent inferior...*growl*

Steph: *glare*ahem* I think Lord Storm fancies you; in fact I think most of the Dragon Kings are interested your Majesty. *pointed look at Dragon Kings* But besides all that, there are Queens but they have no involvement in governing so they are refered to as the dams. They watch the clutches and care for the young is all. However, as Lord Storm said occasionally there are Queens when they exhibit such qualities as yours.

Red: And occasionally, through some delusion, a Dragon King will find a human...*glare at Emerald*

Emerald: *sweetly* But may I remind my brother that from that relationship a Firedrake of the Gold Line was produced?

Wing: Oh and the tension builds.

Steph: *rolls eyes* So you see, Queen Tiamat, most of my...*mischievously*Uncles like you.

Zalari: Sseriya, you shouldn't push it.

Steph: Oh but it's so much fun.

Ruby: *staring at Victoire* Why are you so bent on fighting us? *flames flicker from mouth*

Sapphire: *softly* You'll only get yourself killed and human lives are so short anyway. *tail flicking around*

Bronze: Why get yourself killed faster?

Nerilay: *giggle* Lucky you are, she thinks, that not all Drakon are belligerent.

Krispy: Alrite. Be back later.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:38 PM

 
Krispy: DRAGON!!!!

Steph: Oh no...u've set her off again...

Wing: *sadly* And she was actually doing work too--

Obi-Wan: *also sadly* Actual work...

Anakin: *sigh* What tragedy...

Blue: *glower at Yuya* Somewhat on a par?

Wing: Hey, Lord Blue! Don't pick a fight with Yuya.

Blue: *glare*

Steph: IT is not just any Undine. Unfortunately, IT is the Nightlord.

Zalari: Nightmare magic.

Blue: *soft exhale of sea breeze* I see. Very well, I will defer to the judgment of the Emerald Princess and the Bronze Prince.

Wing: *cough*

Blue: *eyes narrow* And the Wind Guardian, of course.

Kylin: *trying not to laugh from the sight of all the Aegis's attached to each Dragon King*

Steph: *also trying not to laugh* I so need a picture of this...

Krispy: DONE! *snaps* Picture. Aww...how cute.

Gold: *curiously* A Dragon Queen?

Storm: *smile* This is interesting indeed. *dips head* Greetings, beautiful Sister.

Steph: *look at Kylin* I didn't know Storm was so smooth of tongue.

Zalari: He's an Elder and less idiotic than most Dragon Kings, *smile* don't you think?

Dragon Kings: *all dip heads in acknowledgement*

Emerald: Daughter?

Steph: *sigh* Right...*gets up*curtseys to Tiamat* Your Majesty.

Zalari: Welcome to the Magical Valley.

Kylin: Please excuse the bickering of my lords. They can't help themselves.

Dragon Kings: *GLARE*

Kylin: *smirk back*

Steph: Hey Krispy. Another obsessed person and a Knight too!

Krispy: KEWL!!! Although...

Steph: Dragon killing is not nice. I hate knights that are like that, otherwise, I really have nothing against them...*smile* Sincere's just so adorable.

Krispy: *sigh* Like Firalaer...oh Imanierant! You are so talented!

Wing: *cough* Krispy...

Gwen: Quit standing there and drooling. Don't you have something to do?

Krispy: Um...right..more dragons...

Rael: I don't think I've ever seen all the Dragon Kings in one room, together, without tearing each other apart.

Kylin: That's because that hasn't happened since the First Hatching. *laugh*

Emerald: Kylin, check that quick tongue of yours.

Kylin: *smile* Yes Father.

Krispy: Holy sheet is this tiring...aren't there like 17 of you drakes?

Anakin: Something like that.

Krispy: Alz, you owe me big time.

Steph: Tsumetai is mean.

Krispy: Yeah...hey Yuya? What do you have against him?! He's not human and he hates humans too. PLUS he's an Immortal.

Rael: Krispy? Stay on task. You only have until midnight.

Krispy: eh? *stares at clock* SHEET! Who else do I need to bring?! Um...ok Ice, Crystal, Sapphire, Green, Purple, White, Silver, Iron, Brown. Is that it?

Nerilay: *giggle* Tis all, I think. Yes, that was it.

Krispy: Alrite...*deep breath*

Gwen: Don't you go overstraining yourself.

Krispy: You know what? I'm just gonna bring the rest of them in here. It's too much trouble any way else.

Gwen: If you pass out--

Obi-Wan: I'm afraid there's no stopping her now.

Krispy: TADA! 9 Dragon Kings in a nutshell!

Ice: *growl* What is the meaning of thissss?!

Crystal: *glancing around*

Sapphire: A valley of sorts?

Silver: Brothers?

Brown: *sniffing the air*malicious grin* Knights!

Iron: *eyes brightening* Little human Knights?

Green: *looking around* Quite a few humans by the looks of it.

White: Perhapsss a celebration?

Purple: A human celebration and all our brethren. So it is no surprise to find that a certain wench is here.

Collectively: Sseriya.

Steph: *roles eyes*through gritted teeth* Krispy...they think it's me. I knew this was going to happen. You will pay later. *sweetly to the Dragon Kings* Welcome milords. My friend and your Creator over there *points at Krispy*---

Kylin: Wished for your magnificent presence at their humble celebration of Winter and the New Year.

Crystal: *slight smile* Emraldis of the Gifted Tongue.

Silver: You have much more class than your sister.

Steph: Hey watch it Shiny.

Silver: *bristle*

Green: Calm yourself Brother.

Silver: *hiss*

Green: Sseriya, it seems you are doing well. Red wardrobe?

Steph: It's for the masquerade. How is your daughter?

Green: *laugh* She is well, and as reckless as she always.

Iron: Pesky creatures, these humans are.

Ice: *leaving misty breath every time he talks* And rude as well. *swishing tail showering Purple with icicles*

Purple: *annoyed* You are one to talk.

Steph: *quietly* Lord Ice, Lord Crystal. *curtsey*

Crystal: *coolly regards her* Hmm...

Ice: *hiss*

White: We are in the presence of a Dragon Queen, Brothers.

Iron: *tears away from fascination with Knights* A Dragon Queen?

Brown: Really?

Sapphire: *turns to Ruby and Emerald*

Ruby: *laughing* Queen Tiamat.

Newly arrived Kings: *dip heads in greeting*

Bronze: I can't remember the last time I saw all my Jeweled Brothers.

Iron: *blink* I can't remember ever seeing Brother Crystal.

Crystal: *eyeing brethren* Will all of you stop staring at me that way? I haven't turned into a unicorn yet.

Wing: I had no idea the Crystal Dragon had a sense of humor.

Steph: You and me both.

Krispy: Wow...that was tiring...AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!! You're all so PRETTY!

Brown: *leans down and eyeballs Krispy* That is our "Creator"?

Rael: Yes.

Brown: *look at Rael* The Earth Guardian.

Purple: This human girl is our Creator? *laugh*

Krispy: You betcha! I got all of you here, didn't I?

White: She has a point.

Red: *snarl* What creature is this?!!! *trying to get Aegis...one of them...off*

Iron: *laugh* Lord Red, I did not know you were so admired.

Sapphire: *examining Aegis on Emerald* What is it?

Steph: Aegis. She likes to glomp things. Ask Wing.

Purple: Glomp?

Black: What this creature is doing to us.

Gold: I find it quite irksome.

Storm: *mildly* I find it quite unnoticeable.

Black/Gold/Red: *GLARE*

Ruby: *smile* I find it entertaining.

Bronze: Indeed. Here we have a being that adores us rather than fears us.

Blue: Is that a good thing, Brother Bronze?

Purple: It's a matter of view.

Krispy: Alrite your majesties. I'll be back later. Behave.

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:49 PM

 
Krispy: Eck...Alz blogged...It's okay FIRETAIL!!! The LINE has not been uttered!!!

Anakin: You mean, "I have a ba--"

Zalari: Shut up.

Anakin: My lips are sealed.

Red: *shaking his foot furiously* GET OFF OF ME, HUMAN!!!!

Black: *snicker* Oh, look. Brother Red, the human likes you.

Red: *roar* You stay out of this Black!!!

Bronze: I do not think I've ever met a creature with the audacity to hug a Dragon King.

Emerald: Indeed.

Blue: Fox...*ignores Tenshi*to look at Yuya* Undine?

Red: *growling at Alz* YOU CANNOT TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU!!! And--*whirls on Steph* Is this creature heat resistant?!!!

Steph: *sigh* Alz, Lord Red would like me to inform you that he lives in lava. His body temperature is extremely high...as in you could boil water by putting a pot with water on his stomach.

Alz: Eh?

Steph: Tenshi, Lord Blue would like you to know that by ignoring you he is giving you warning that if you do not get your unworthy paws off him, he will chew you up and spit you back out.

Storm: I was not aware that you translated draconic behaviors.

Steph: I've been threatened by all of you enough times to know what they're in for.

Emerald: *laugh*

Steph: *smile*

Krispy: FIRALAER!!!!!!!! *drool*swoon*sigh*squeal*

Kylin: ...

Wing: It's called going teenybopper.

Kylin: ...

Gwen: With such carelessness and so much tension, someone is going to get hurt.

Black: *turns a red orb on the Knights* Did I hear a challenge?

Red: *distracted* Knights? Are those...*smile* Knights?

Steph: *smacks forehead* Krispy! This is what I'm talking about. *turns to Dragon Kings* Bad dragons! No eating other guests!!!

Black & Red: *SNARL* INSOLENT HALFLING!!!

Steph: Oh bite me. *snarl back*

Storm: *amused* You tempt them, Fair Emerald.

Steph: I'd like to see them try.

Rael: Sseriya! Will you stop trying to start fights!

Steph: Hey! I was stopping one!

Gwen: And then starting a new one!

Steph: ...I don't like this very much.

Krispy: FIRALAER!!!!!!

Anakin: Is she going to be like that for a LONG time again?

Obi-Wan: Looks like it.

Kylin: I think two more Dragon Kings are arriving.

Wing: She just never tires, does she?

Steph: And I heard the words "stark drunk". Who the frell did that come from?!!! KRISPY!!! DRUNK, DID YOU HEAR THAT?!!!

Krispy: *snaps out of it* WHAT?!

Steph: Drunk...someone got stark drunk.

Krispy: What? Already?

Steph: No. But You know it's like foreshadowing stuff.

Krispy: NO! NO NO NO!!! NO DRUNK ANYTHING!!! *glare at Luce and Alz* Man, it's crowded in here.

Gold: I--*sniffs air* I smell Knights...

Zalari: *shakes head*

Steph: Force...

Ruby: I, as well.

Red/Black/Gold/Bronze/Blue: Lord Ruby?

Ruby: *turns*coolly regards brethren* And it has been a long time since I've seen any of you, hasn't it? *nods*

Steph: *mutter* Huh...gold and ruby...*glance at Firalaer* I wonder why those two Kings, KRISPY!

Ruby: *shimmering blue eye at Steph* And Sseriya! I haven't seen you since the Alliance. *smile* You do look wonderfully in scarlet though. Perhaps you should have been in my Clan.

Steph: *smile* It is nice seeing you again Lord Ruby.

Krispy: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Firalaer complimented you again!!! ACK!

Steph: *rolls eyes*...

Gold: Halfling...*hiss*

Steph: Lord Gold, glad to see you haven't changed at all.

Gold: Neither have you.

Steph: Then we're even.

Gold: Hardly. *growl* What is this? A celebration? *eyes narrow* Knights?

Kylin: They are guests here as well, Lord Gold. Please refrain from eating, stomping, killing, maiming, etc. any of them.

Gold: Then where's the fun in that?

Kylin: ...

Krispy: Awwww! SHINY!!!!

Dragon Kings: ...

Krispy: And another thing, don't eat ANY JEDI Knights, okay? Especially not the hottest one ever.

Dragon Kings: ...

Kylin: Hot?

Wing: You know,

Steph: Cute.

Obi-Wan: Oh no...not this again.

Anakin: LIKE A PUPPY!!!

Krunchy: *pops out of nowhere* PUCHUU!!! PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU PUCHUU!!! *bouncing around*

Obi-Wan: Padawan...

Anakin: Sorry Master. I just had to say it.

Krispy: And THANK YOU IMANIERANT!!! You ARE SO WONDERFUL!!! And SINCERE!!! I still LOVE YOU!!!! HAHAHAHA!

Sincere: ...

Imanierant: ...

Krispy: Lalala...ookay...More Dragon Kings later! Speaking of Kings...*shouting* All newly arrived people, I'M KRISPY!!!! WITH A K!!!!!!!

Krunchy: And I'm KRUNCHY!!! WITH A K!!! Sister of Krispy!!!! And don't be messing with BOBO or she will take you DOWN TO CHINATOWN!

Krispy: Erm...ignore her...

Steph: I'm...erm...not here.

Krispy: THAT'S STEPHANIE!!!! AKA Sseriya!!! Guardian of Fire, daughter of Dragon King Emerald over there!!!

Steph: *burying head in hands*

Krispy: AND LUCE IS MY PARTNER! WE LOVE FIRALAER AND SINCERE AND YUYA!!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:52 PM

 
Krispy: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I beat the computer in Battleship!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dragon Kings: ...

Wing: And yet you failed to beat your 7 year old cousin?

Krispy: ...

Steph: KRISPY!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Krispy: Huh? What did I do now?

Steph: *drags her by the ear to the side bar*

Krispy: Owww...

Steph: LOOK at this! WHAT THE FRELL!

Krispy: Eh? *eyes widen* Wow Alz, that be a whole mess load of people!

Steph: NO! Not just "people"!!! They're GUYS!!! GUYS!!! Do you know how MANY guys we have in here?!!!

Krispy: *smile* Heh...a lot.

Steph: DAMN RIGHT! We're outnumbered 2:1!!!!!!!

Krispy: And what are you worried about?

Steph: Too many...will drive me...insane...it's like my childhood all over again! FORCE NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!

Krispy: erm...

Nerilay: Rather interesting childhood, hers is, she thinks.

Krispy: Yeah...

Obi-Wan: And I trust I will not be kidnapped on the Eve of the New Year again, will I?

Krispy: NO WAY! YOU ARE SO MINE THIS YEAR!!!

Rael: *smile* Possessive much?

Krunchy: Errr...Lain's coming?

Krispy: What?!

Krunchy: Look.

Krispy: ...

Steph: Head...pounding...I don't like this at all...

Krispy: You need to loosen up.

Steph: Try being stuck in a valley full of guys and psycho authors. Throw in some fluffy marshmellow creatures, some other creatures that you hate or strongly dislike and who hate/strongly dislike you back. Then have yourself dressed up as your split personality's obsession. You don't want to try me.

Krispy: *shrug* Errr...what other females can I bring in here...seriously...this is beyond sad.

Nerilay: *thoughtfully* The healer? Nice she was and come in handy later, she is, perhaps?

Krispy: Gwen?!!!

Steph: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I REFUSE TO LET YOU BRING HER!!! SHE WILL GET ON MY CASE!!! You'll give her a heartattack with all the dangerous things you do!!! NO WAY!

Red: *glare* That human has gotten even more annoying over the years.

Blue: Much louder too.

Krispy: Um...Lord Red?

Red: *snap* WHAT?!

Krispy: I'm going to have to ask you to stop dripping lava everywhere. You're burning things up.

Red: *pissed off* AND HOW would you suggest *flying sparks* I do that, tiny human?!!!

Krispy: Like this! *waves at dragon*

Red: *stops dripping*surprised* What did you do?!

Krispy: Stopped your dripping is all.

Red: *letting anger simmer*

Bronze: *toothy smile* As these Jedi have been saying, just roll the ball away Brother Red.

Red: *snarl* I will slam this ball down your throat Brother if you do not shut your metallic mouth!!!

Emerald: *laugh* You are one to talk, oh great one of the large maw.

Red: The better to bite you with. *lets loose a ball of flame*

Emerald: *breathes fire back*

Steph: *rolls eyes* OMG...*glare at Krispy* STOP IT!!! *stops both streams of fire before they hit and dissipates them* By the Force...

Rael: The party hasn't even begun yet.

Emerald: *blows out a stream of smoke*

Red: *bares teeth*

Steph: Oh and Krispy! ANOTHER THING! Alz's new guests are all Knights right? AND WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT DRAGONS AND KNIGHTS?!!!!

Krispy: Oh...*nervous laugh* Hehehe...heh...heh?

Anakin: Force! We're doomed.

Zalari: Wasn't that what we thought last year?

Anakin: Were all these dragons here last year?!!!

Krispy: Well I guess we need Gwendolyn after all!

Steph: NO! The woman is so--

Gwen: Overprotective?

Steph: *whimper* I think I'm going to cry...

Kylin: Sister, I've never heard you sound so pathetic before.

Steph: Shut up.

Gwen: *surveying the Valley* Looks like the beginning of pandemonium to me. *brushes back red hair*

Obi-Wan: We have not met. I am Obi-Wan Kenobi. This is Padawan Learner Anakin Skywalker.

Gwen: *glance at Anakin* Don't you go to the Da--

Krispy/Steph/Wing/Zalari: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *attack Gwen*

Gwen: *gets mushed* ALL OF YOU GET OFF ME!!! *throws them all back with...um...something like the Force*

Krispy/Steph/Wing/Zalari: Ow.

Anakin: What?!!! WHERE DO I GO?!!!

Gwen: Dance...the dance. Don't you go to the dance?

Anakin: WHAT?!!!

Gwen: Oh nevermind. *waves him off* My name is Gwendolyn Amberleaf, otherwise known as the Lady of the Falls. I am Master-Healer to the Immortals--Gods, Goddesses, and *pointed look at Steph* the Guardians.

Steph: *glare*

Krispy: Woohoo! Another female!!! Now, I should bring in 2 more Dragons!

Kylin: I do not think Sseriya can take much more of this.

Krispy: So you don't want me to proceed?

Kylin: *smile* But my sister has been known to take quite a bit so...if you wish.

Krispy: You rock Kylin. *writes some stuff down* Oh Black and Storm!!!

Black: *swishing tail around* Where am I? *looks around*eyes narrow* What is this?

Red: A gathering of insects.

Black: *turns* Brother Red...*notices other dragons* and Blue, Bronze, Emerald...*thin smile* What an unusual group, which can only mean that that wench is here. *hiss* Sseriya.

Wing: Force! Are you hated or what?!

Steph: *snap* Shut up. Lord Black...*bored wave*

Black: *amused* Hmph...*mist curling from his jaws* Rude as usual.

Steph: Oh go choke on a rock.

Storm: Fair Emerald, I expected better manners. *metallic wings rumbling thunder* How are you?

Steph: Peachy, no thanks to you and Krispy over there.

Black & Storm: *eyes on Krispy* You.

Krispy: *cheerfully* ME!!! All of you are so pretty!!! WOOHOO!!!

Storm: *laugh* The human knows how to please Gold.

Black: You brought us, Dragon Kings, to this insignificant human party?

Kylin: *smoothly* They are honored by your presence.

Storm: *another thunderclap laugh* And you must Kylin.

Black: *licking lips* Well then, perhaps we shall stay.

Steph: Great. Knock yourselves out.

Zalari: Sseriya, so far nothing terrible has happened.

Steph: Gold isn't here yet. Ice and Crystal are not here yet. I have a splitting headache.

Black: And Zalari as well? Hm...interesting.

Krispy: Alrite. More Kings later. Dragons, behave yourselves.

Dragons: *huge collective puff of smoke*

Krispy: Well BLEH to you too!

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:21 PM

 
Steph: *laughing hysterically*

Wing: ...

Anakin: What's gotten into her?

Obi-Wan: Only Krispy knows.

Krispy: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Rael: ...

Kylin: Doesn't look like we're going to get an answer from her either.

Steph: Calm...hahahahaha...ok ok...hahaha...I'm calm...buahahahahaha!!!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: My friggin little cousin just beat me in battleship!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: I KNOW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Zalari: ...is it really that funny?

Krispy: *smile* I like food.

Everyone: ...

Krispy: SSSWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

Steph: PRECIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone: ...

Nerilay: *giggle* When arrived the Drakon have, interesting this all was. Aye.

Steph: *bursts into more fits of uncontrollable laughter*

Anakin: She's lost it...

Wing: She lost it a long time ago...

Obi-Wan: I'm sure they are just high on something.

Krispy: Wanna buy some deathsticks?

Obi-Wan: *sigh* You want to go home and rethink your life.

Krispy: *glomp Yuya* I JUST WANNA TAKE YOU HOME!!!

Yuya: *growl* No!

Krispy: YES! AND SINCERE AND FIRALAER AND YUILOR AND--

Steph: hahahaha...it's a never ending list!!!! And Ewan and Obi-Wan and Nick and--

Kylin: Are you sure that is my sister?

Zalari: Mostly...sure?

Wing: But sometimes...well...there's doubt...

Nerilay: Arrived the Drakon is.

Steph: *immediately sober* WHAT?!

Krispy: DRAGONS!!!! WOOHOO!!!!

Emerald: *looks around* ...

Steph: Um...hi.

Emerald: Sseriya?

Steph: Um...yea.

Emerald: *stare*

Steph: *fidget*

Emerald: *smile* Red?

Steph: *blink* Oh!!! *turns to Alz* HA! WAY ahead of you! Already dressed up!! HAHAHA! *cough* Um...*calm*

Krispy: FIRALAER LOOK ALIKE!!! YAY!!!! Ooohh....you're purtiful Lord Emerald.

Emerald: Are you the one who sent the Jedi?

Krispy: Oh yeah.

Bronze: *entering* And the one who has been annoying all the other Dragon Kings?

Krispy: Aww...yeah. That's me.

Bronze: *laugh* Little human, they are not very happy.

Krispy: WELL BLEH TO THEM! THEY'RE COMING!!!

Steph: THEY ARE?!!!

Krispy: YES!

Steph: NO!

Bronze: Sseriya?

Steph: Um...heh...hi.

Bronze: You have changed.

Wing: She's insane now...more so than ever.

Rael: Wing, be nice.

Wing: I am.

Steph: Bird!

Wing: CRAZY!

Steph: BIRD!

Rael: Children!

Wing& Steph: YOU STAY OUT OF IT!

Rael: They really don't ever change, do they?

Krispy: Nope. They're going to be like that...forever.

Kylin: *laugh* Krispy is quite merciless it seems.

Krispy: *grin* CIEL!!! HIIIIIIIIIII!!!! *waves furiously* Terreseul!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! I won't ignore you!!!!!! *waves furiously*

Anakin: *rolls eyes* You'll wish she ignored you soon enough...

Krispy: Can it, Brat-Child!

Anakin: I've been here a friggin YEAR!!!!

Krispy: I enjoy your company too Anakin.

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Imanierant is going to design clothes?!!! HOW KEWL!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!

Steph: STOP YELLING!!!

Krispy: I'LL DO WHATEVER THE HECK I WANT!!!

Steph: STOP IT!!!

Krispy: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!

Emerald: She sounds like your sister.

Kylin: Yes, except louder and in a less threatening way, I think.

Nerilay: Split personality of the writer Fire is.

Bronze: How...peculiar. Zalari?

Zalari: Hello Father.

Bronze: You spend your time here?

Zalari: I don't exactly have a choice. *smile* The other Dragon Kings won't much have a choice either.

Red: *snarling, stomping, and crushing his way in* WHAT IS THIS?!!!!

Krispy: DRAKONTOS RED!!! Welcome to the Valley!!! Oooh...you look kewl.

Anakin: He looks mean.

Obi-Wan: He looks dangerous.

Rael: He looks...hungry.

Wing: He looks friggin pissed off is what he looks!!!

Red: *spotting Krispy*stomps um leaving huge, deep ditches in floor*roar* YOU! HUMAN!!!! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!!!

Steph: *flat tone* You, milord, are here for the Christmas party by request of your Creator and the request of that insane girl *points at Alz* over there who wouldn't mind being eaten so long as she could see you in all your enormous, shiningly scaled spledour. By the way, Lord Red, please do not drip magma all over the floor.

Red: *eyes narrow* You... *hiss* Sseriya...

Steph: Actually, I seem to be Firalaer for the party and most people call me Stephanie now, but Sseriya is good.

Red: *snarl* You will be Sseriya no matter what name you go by, Halfling!

Steph: *curtsey* As you wish, milord.

Krispy: KEWL!!! I LOVE YOU LORD RED!!! YOU LOOK SO KEWL!!!

Red: *rumble* ...*huffs out some smoke*sees Bronze and Emerald* Brother Bronze and the secretive Brother Emerald. I would hardly have expected to see you off all drakes here. *distastefully* Then again, that creature does belong to you.

Emerald: *growl*

Steph: I told you this was a bad idea, Krispy!!!

Krispy: What do you mean? They get along just fine.

Steph: ...

Obi-Wan: Um...

Krispy: They always act that way.

Nerilay: Cool down, Lord Red needs to, I think. Yes. *giggle*

Red: *hiss* All the Guardians... *lets out more smoke*

Steph: At this rate...

Anakin: We're all gonna die of second hand smoke!!!

Krispy: AIR VENTALATION!!! WOOHOO!!! WING!!!

Wing: ...I am not being your personal fan.

Krispy: But Wing!!!

Zalari: *smile* You are the Wind Guardian.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Alrite...we'll fix the ventalation ourselves. Wait...Vanyel's coming and...Kenshin? BOTH OF THEM?!!!

Steph: HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUFFER WITH ME MORTAL!!!

Krispy: Why the heck is everyone sounding like someone else today?

Steph: Or is it the other way around?

Krispy: Huh? Stop doing the Selendrile thing! You confuse me!

Selendrile: *smile* Ha! You sound like Fire.

Krispy: AHHHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!

Krunchy: Draco? Harry? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BRING IN THE MAFIA!!!

Krispy: Um...I think they're already here.

Krunchy: Good.

Krispy: Man...I'm tired...and I still have to drag the other Dragon Kings in here...

Red: *amused* The...others?

Krispy: Erm...yea...u know...Black, Storm, Green, Ice, Crystal...etc.

Steph: *warningly* Don't get any devious little ideas in that gigantic head of yours Lord Red.

Red: *growl*

Krispy: Well...let's lessen the load and bring Blue.

Blue: *dripping water* Still as insolent as ever Sseriya.

Steph: *shrug* You know you wouldn't want me any other way. Where's the fun in that?

Blue: *hiss*looks around* What is this gathering of...*sniffs the air*...seemingly humans?

Zalari: It's a masquerade.

Blue: *pearly eyes on Zalari* Is it? I haven't seen you in a long time Zalari.

Zalari: I've been...um...here.

Red: That...girl...

Blue: Indeed. *eyes Krispy*

Krispy: *stupid grin* YOU'RE EVEN PRETTIER IN REAL LIFE!!!! AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!

Blue: *blink*

Nerilay: Lord Blue! A pleasure for Nerilay to meet you again.

Blue: *brightens a bit* Nerilay. So you are here as well.

Bronze: And our Brothers will be joining us shortly if Krispy is successful.

Blue: The Jewel Clans as well? Crystal and Ice?

Red: Well, Emerald is actually here for once. *glare* He did not just send an underling to do the work for him.

Emerald: *hiss*

Steph: *banging head against wall* Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Kylin: *good naturedly* Your Majesties, please. The party has not even begun yet and all the Lords have not yet arrived.

Steph: Thank the Force there's one negotiator in the family...

Dragon Kings: *back off*

Krispy: Ooook...seriously...I'm tired now. Going to go...um...play more battleship! Woohoo! Then maybe I'll write.

Steph: You owe me big time Krispy. I don't babysit quarrelsome Dragon Kings for nothing!

Krispy: Yea yea...stop banging your head on the wall. Firalaer wouldn't do that.

Steph: Why I oughta--

Obi-Wan: Goodbye Krispy.

Anakin: *mind trick to Steph* You will calm down.

Steph: ARGH! Ok...rolling the ball away...

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:43 PM

Sunday, December 22, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: SINCERE!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!! *glomp*

Sincere: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! *runs*

Steph: *shakes head* Force, she's already scaring people half to death. The Dragon Kings will go on a rampage...

Kylin: Well, some of them may go on a rampage regardless.

Steph: Exactly why this is a bad idea.

Nerilay: Returned to us, Zalari is, I think. Yes?

Zalari: Why am I in a glass box...Kylin?

Krispy: SINCERE!!! *chasing after him*

Wing: *lets Zalari out* Your father is coming too.

Zalari: What?

Wing: The party. Apparently, Krispy has already asked Lord Emerald and Bronze.

Anakin: *looking unhappy* Yeah...she sent Master and I to do it...

Obi-Wan: Dragons have very strong security.

Zalari: *shrug* We do horde things.

Obi-Wan: Well, they were agreeable enough and should be arriving shortly.

Anakin: Rael's coming too.

Rael: I'm already here.

Steph: Please try not to be traumatized, okay?

Rael: Being warned already? That's not a good sign.

Steph: *pointed look at Krispy*

Krispy: SINCERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stops in tracks* YUILOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomp*

Yuilor: Ow...

Wing: That's what we mean.

Krispy: *turns* JEDI!!! You're back?!!! What happened? Sheet! RAEL?!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WOOHOO!!!!

Jedi: ...

Rael: ...

Krispy: Oh don't worry about the other Dragon Kings. I'll go talk to them.

Steph: Don't get eaten, but if you do meet an unfortunate end, can I have your stuff?

Krispy: Shut up.

Steph: *sticks tongue out*

Nerilay: *giggle* Such children.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:24 PM

 
Steph: *swollen eyed* I hate you.

Krispy: I'm...sorry?

Steph: *sniff* Had me crying last night. What the FRELL?!!!

Krispy: I told you I was feeling sad.

Steph: *sniff* Terrible little girl...

Wing: *glare at Krispy*

Krispy: What?!

Wing: That was mean.

Krispy: It's not my fault! That's what happened! Both of you know it! I just have no idea why I was feeling so strongly about it last night!

Steph: *softly* It hurts...

Krispy: Sorry. I'm getting it out of my system.

Steph: Whatever...

Krispy: How's Zalari?

Anakin: Um...sleeping. He's been acting normally again.

Krispy: That's good.

Kylin: *worried about Steph*

Krispy: Sorry.

Nerilay: Rael? Coming he was, perhaps? Yes?

Krispy: Yep. All the Guardians...well minus the Winged Ones, but then again, those 2 are Goddesses so...

Nerilay: Better that didn't come, they do not.

Krispy: Yeah.

Obi-Wan: And the Dragon Kings?

Kylin: *looks at guest list* Father is coming, apparently.

Steph: You are NOT bringing the other Dragon Kings. They hate me.

Wing: And you pretty much hate them back.

Steph: Besides, I still feel like I owe Lord Red something...*shudder* Ice and Crystal as well. I am the last thing they want to see and they the last things I want to see.

Kylin: Especially for a celebration.

Krispy: I'll think about it. Then again, despite Alz's reassurance that there is enough room in here...still looks kinda like a tight fit, you know.

Anakin: Razor sharp scales and claws and gigantic fire-breathing bulks are not nice.

Kylin: We do not all breathe fire.

Anakin: Um...anything-breathing bulks...that can squish me with a paw.

Obi-Wan: How many Dragon Kings are there?

Steph: More than enough...

Krispy: Ok...Metallics: Gold, Silver, Bronze, Iron. Jewels: Emerald, Sapphire, Ruby, Crystal. Chromatic: Red, Blue, Green, Black, Purple, White, Brown. Elders: Storm, Ice, Crystal (well thatz the same as b4), Firedrake (nearly extinct)...I think that's it...well to my knowledge.

Kylin: *counting them off in head* 17 Clans; yes, that is correct. Firedrake are Lines not Clans, and as you said are thought to be extinct--with rare descendents showing up once in a while *pointed look at Steph and Zalari*. I do not see how you will coax Crystal or Ice out of their respective domains. It may prove to be even harder to get any of the Jewel Clans to attend.

Krispy: Yeah, don't I know it. Why do you guys like to stay off by yourself?

Kylin: *dragon equivalent of shrug* For the most part, the Metallics like to associate among themselves and the Chromatics seem to be more...belligerent toward each other. The Elders...well, they are the Elders--mostly disinterested in what is happening among the other Clans.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, are you listening?

Anakin: Oh very raptly, Master. Another opportunity to learn about a different species, right?

Obi-Wan: *smile* Very good Padawan.

Krispy: And with that, I must leave to um...get sadness out of system AND to coax Dragon Kings into coming.

Steph: Do you really want to see 17 Dragon Kings gorging on more than their fair share of raw meat?

Krispy: *shrug* Ask Alz.

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:47 PM