Saturday, November 30, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: HAHA! I went shopping yesterday too!!! WOOHOO!!! But before I get into that...STEPHANIE!!!

Steph: What?!

Krispy: WHAT THE FRELL DID YOU DO?!!!

Steph: Do?

Krispy: Oh don't you play dumb with me! What did you do?!!!

Steph: That's what I'd like to know.

Krispy: My ACI Math Quiz! WHAT THE FRELL?!!!

Anakin: Quiz? *looks at quiz* By the Force...hahahahahaha!

Krispy: SHUT UP BRAT-CHILD!!!

Steph: BLOODY HELL! 50% on a quiz?!!! Alrite, who are you and what have you done with the real Krispy?!

Krispy: I AM THE REAL KRISPY! NOW WHAT THE FRELL DID YOU DO?!!

Steph: And what makes you think this is my fault?

Krispy: BECAUSE look at the last question for example, the answer is supposed to be 300. HOW THE FRELL DID I GET 21?!!!

Steph: *trying not to laugh* Because you like to add things together?

Krispy: YOU did this.

Steph: I DID NOT! I hate math and I suck at math. Wouldn't go near it if I had the choice, and since that was YOUR quiz, I probably stayed FAR FAR away from it. Besides, Sseriya was around at the time, not Stephanie.

Krispy: You...are really pushing my buttons right now.

Steph: Pushing buttons is so fun!

Krispy: ARGH! *cough* Anyway...*looks around* None of you ate Wing while I was gone right?

Obi-Wan: *smile* No.

Wing: I resent that.

Krispy: I know, my dearest purtiful blue bird!

Wing: Don't call me that.

Krispy: I love you too. Anywayz...shopping. Yesterday I got this really shiny gold nail polish!

Anakin: I didn't know you were into that stuff.

Krispy: I'm not usually, but sometimes...hey! I'm still a girl! Besides, Krunchy got me all disgusted with myself cuz I was painting her nails for her. Force! It was SUCH a typical girl scene...EWWWW! *cough* And the fact that my nails are currently, as Luce puts it, Yuya colored, it got me on that nail polish train of thought. I really really like that midnight metal one...right...but I was actually looking for blue but they didn't have any so I ended up with gold. Hehe. For the holidays, I guess.

Krunchy: SSSSWWWWEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTEEEERRRRSSS!!!!

Krispy: Yeah and Krunchy and I got sweaters...a BLUE one with a hood! And itz all soft. And I got this soft bag thing cuz my mom liked it and she got it and who am I to say no when they offer to buy stuff? Hehe. Um...oh and white pants! Man, I've been needing a new pair of those for a LONG time.

Wing: White?

Krispy: Yes, white. Don't you remember 8th grade and Brian and I competing over the "angelic" look? Oh right, you didn't exist in 8th grade yet. Although...Zalari and Stephanie obviously did.

Steph: Yeah, I existed but Sseriya was just starting out. And um...*smile*

Zalari: *shrug* I was still evil?

Krispy: Yeah. 8th grade...*sigh* The days of Oak...where homework was practically non-existent! *sigh*

Anakin: You exaggerate.

Krispy: Hey! I didn't know you guys yet either! No interest whatsoever in Star Wars!

Obi-Wan: Star Wars?

Krispy: er...your universe...*cough* Right, white pants that match the white Amidala shirt, so Krunchy and I just realized we could friggin be the Queen's decoy now! Just need to get some silver armbands and some white boots...oh and BOOKS!

Steph: You took FOREVER!

Krispy: Yes, closeout bookstore over there so like EVERYTHING is like 3-10 bucks...well most of it. I got 5 books cuz it was buy 4 get one free. Ok so the selection wasn't that great but there be like hardcover books in there for 5 bucks and I'm not passing something like that up! Sooo...oh, by the way Luce, saw that Lackey book you just finished there. So I got like 2 Bradbury books--yes, I think I have to admit, I'm a fan. An old book, The Martian Chronicles, and his new collection of short stories, One for the Road. I got 2 classics, the Great Gatsby and Jane Eyre, and I got Fire Bringer. That's the first book by the guy who wrote The Sight. The Sight was pretty good, didn't LOVE it, but it was nice and I probably wouldn't have bought Fire Bringer cuz itz about DEER but since it was only $7 and hardcover with an original bookstore price of $19.95, I wasn't gonna pass up the opportunity. SO...there you have it.

Steph: Now are you going to actually READ all those books? The books you bought LAST time are still sitting around.

Krispy: I WILL! In time...just need to spread myself out, you know. Not too much fantasy type stuff at once. Hence, the buying of the classics but you know Bradbury I like especially his short stories so I'll be reading that next I think. I also have to go find The Bell Jar...

Steph: What are you doing? Reading up on the mentally disturbed to mess me up some more?

Krispy: You're messed up of your own accord, my dear.

Steph Yeah...sure...

Krispy: As for writing ideas for a web comic...er...sounds kewl but um...am I just supposed to start from scratch? And I'm not very friggin good at these things!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT I HAVE NO MIDDLE GROUND FOR THIS ENTIRE Sseriya/Zalari THING? NOTHING! That's the way I work. I have 2 parts and not the third--beginning, ending, no middle; beginning, middle, no ending; middle, ending, no beginning. So you see, asking me to do something like this, BAD IDEA. PLUS, I never finish anything anyway.

Anakin: Or it takes her forever.

Krispy: Yeah! Wait a sec, how do you know so much about me?

Anakin: I'm very insightful and you know, the fact that I've been stuck in your HEAD for the past YEAR or so may also be taken into account!

Krispy: Right...sorry man.

Steph: *watching Pooya* Um...maybe I should wake Wooya up?

Obi-Wan: I think that is what the penguin has been trying to accomplish this entire time.

Krispy: Wow...WISE Master Kenobi!

Wing: Stop drooling, Krispy.

Krispy: SHUT UP!

Steph: *shrug* Hey! Wooya! Wake up!

Everyone: WAIT! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Anakin: I have a bad fee--

Krispy: NO! DO NOT UTTER THE PHRASE!

Obi-Wan: --ling about this.

Krispy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Wooya: *yawns*stretches*totally oblivious to furious pounding from Pooya*

Pooya: PPPPPIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGUUUUUU!!!

Wooya: *awake now* Pooya?

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:29 PM

Thursday, November 28, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Steph: ROAST BIRD! WOOHOO! *smile sweetly at Wing*

Wing: *glare* I resent that.

Krispy: Yeah, we know. I love you too Wing!

Wing: Yeah yeah...

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:14 PM

Monday, November 25, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: I just realized something.

Steph: You are writing about me. I'm not that HORRIBLE!

Krispy: Shush you! I'm merely developing your character more.

Steph: SURE you are.

Krispy: ANYWAY, I was here to say that...STEPHANIE!

Steph: WHAT?!

Krispy: Firalaer said that your pretty!

Steph: WHAT?!

Wing: Your developing has obviously reduced her into a girl of limited vocabulary.

Steph: Die bird! *zaps him*

Wing: *easily blocks it* No.

Krispy: Aaawwww, that's so cute. You two, getting along.

Steph: I know, isn't it?

Wing: Yes, quite adorable...

Krispy: I'm sensing a lot of insincerety here.

Anakin: Are you?

Krispy: Hey! Will all of you stop turning on me! And did you hear me, Steph?!!! Firalaer says you are like a--

Steph: I HEARD WHAT HE SAID, NOW GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK! *cough*smile at Firaler* Do you know how wonderful you are, dearest?

Krispy: Ever tried writing or poetry or something of that sort, Firalaer?

Steph: DID YOU HEAR ME OR DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF?!!!

Krispy: Ok ok! Sheez, I need to tweek your character a bit.

Steph: Do so and die.

Krispy: Oh yea. This is all definitely very bad for my future...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:35 PM

 
Steph: I--*stops*looks at penguin* Wha--oookay...

Krispy: Do you think the penguin's scary? Maybe I'll stick it into the English story...

Obi-Wan: Having trouble?

Krispy: That's an understatement! I DON'T WRITE HORROR!!!

Anakin: Rabid crazy flying purple monkeys seem pretty horrible.

Krispy: They don't exactly inspire fear...hold on. I take that back. They are scary, but they don't work here.

Anakin: *shrug* Never said I was a writer.

Steph: Oh um...sorry Firalaer. I um...yeah...couldn't help myself. I'm impulsive like that.

Krispy: Except when you're Sseriya.

Steph: No no. She's impulsive too, just to a more logical degree.

Krispy: Right...so the question now is...do I mess around with you some more? Mess with Zalari? Or...start fresh with NEW characters?!!!

Wing: Do you really want to deal with a bunch of under developed newbies at this point?

Krispy: No...and ur right. You're still pretty under developed yourself.

Wing: And whose fault is that?

Krispy: Ok you win. I shall leave now.

Steph: Yea...do that.

Krispy: You and Firalaer go...um...talk about your long years apart from each other, never knowing that the other existed.

Steph: *STARE*

Krispy: Or...not...ok...I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:00 PM

 
Steph: Firalaer and I are...what?!!!

Krispy: Well, just LOOK at you two!!! Ok maybe not twins...you could very well be siblings, you know.

Steph: I--pfff...alrite...*looks at Firalaer* BLOODY HELL!

Krispy: I TOLD you! If we had just paid more attention...

Steph: This is so not even funny. He's prettier than I AM!!!

Krispy: Eh...hehehehe...

Steph: How...depressing...he's probably thinner than I am too!

Krispy: Well heck! He weighs like...120! ALZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!! STARVING HIM OVER THERE?!!

Luce: Or is it Tenshi being mean?!!

Krispy: So Steph, you and Firalaer were separated at birth.

Steph: Um...no.

Krispy: Um...yes! LOOK at the RESEMBLANCE!!! You guys are like the same height and everything! Look at the coloration!!!

Steph: Yes, and OVERLOOK the fact that WE are not even from the same WORLDS!!!

Krispy: Well, who is?!

Anakin: That comment made no sense whatsoever.

Krispy: Oh bleh!

Steph: Well then, in that case...*marches up to Firalaer* WHERE WERE YOU ALL MY CHILDHOOD WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!!!! HOW YOU COULD JUST LEAVE ME THERE TO FAcE ALL THOSE DRAGONS ALONE?!!!! *teary-eyed*

Luce: Sheez...talk about drama queen.

Krispy: Er...well she is an actress...and hasn't done anything of that sort in...a while.

Steph: *to Krispy* How could you keep such a secret from me?!! Why didn't you tell me sooner?!!!

Krispy: Um...cuz I didn't know either?!!! I DUNNO!!! This is YOUR messed up family!!!

Steph: Oh Firalaer, we have SO MUCH to talk about...first on my list is how to knock some sense into Krispy.

Krispy: Hey! Didn't you want family?

Steph: I have a family.

Luce: *sniff* But Firalaer doesn't! AAAWWWWWWW!!!

Krispy: So you see! Reunited with your sister!

Steph: ...Why do I feel like this is gonna get out of hand?

Krispy: I also realized that you and Firalaer are like complementary colors. Or as Alz put it, Christmas colors!

Steph: Eh?

Krispy: You used to always wear emerald, and Firalaer likes to wear scarlet. And you know...*to Firalaer*, if we knew more about your powers, we'd prolly be able to find some freaky similarity there too!

Steph: Force help me...

Krispy: Ok...gonna do hw now. Be back later. I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:37 PM

Sunday, November 24, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Ok ok...wait a sec...

Steph: You're not 5 anymore! YAY!!!

Krispy: Because there are a few things that can completely break that whatever it was I did to me and Luce.

Steph: And that is?

Krispy: Well, first off, I just got back from watching Die Another Day. Do you know how friggin corny James Bond is? AND WHY THE HECK DOES HE SLEEP WITH EVERYONE?!!! Is it a mental thing?!!

Steph: *shrug*

Krispy: And I don't see why everyone wants to sleep with him!!!

Steph: It's one of those things...u know...unanswerable...like...um...rhetorical questions!

Krispy: Right...and you know LOTR: Two Towers has HUGE FAT UGLY CLIFFHANGER scribbled ALL OVER IT?!!! I'm gonna hate seeing that.

Steph: Yeah right. Orlando Bloom = Legolas and YOU are going to hate watching that? The pointed ears, the long, pretty blonde hair, the nice clothes, the bow and arrows...the swords...

Krispy: BUT THERE'S GONNA BE A CLIFFHANGER!!! A HUGE CLIFF!!! BIGGER THAN THAT ICEBERG BOND DROVE OFF OF!!!

Steph: Right.

Krispy: Ok...before I get too much into Die Another Day...the second thing that brought me back to my current mentality.

Steph: Oh no...

Krispy: ALL OF YOU WILL DIE FOR SAYING THAT PHRASE FROM HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!

Steph: Sensitive, much?

Krispy: *sweetly* Oh except you, of course, Firalaer dear.

Steph: You're like...Mrs. Weasley.

Krispy: But Firalaer...PLEASE DON'T!!! It triggers something and I may snap and do horrible things...yes you could kill me but I'm still a friggin BLOG AUTHOR AND I DON'T WANT TO ATTACK YOU WITH CRAZY FLYING RABID PURPLE MONKEYS!!!

Steph: Terrifying.

Krispy: Alrite, Die Another Day. First thing's first. The watch--very cool as always. The cars...OMG! THE CARS! It was Ford Thunderbird this time. Looked very nice, although my favorite is still the BMW from Tomorrow Never Dies. Um...this one goes invisible, has crazy spike things on wheels that allows it to like stick to walls and stuff, thermo-sensor thing, and of course is loaded up with grenades, missles, and rockets. Oh and it has these two guns that come out the front and shoot things out of the sky. The bad guy had a green Jaguar convertible totally loaded with missles and rockets--very nice. But enough about cars. Down to the nice stuff...

Steph: SWORDS!

Krispy: Yeah! They had this whole fencing scene. So Bond and this other guy (Gustov) or something are fencing. Then they're like let's raise the stakes, and the Gustov guy is like pissed at this point. (They're inside like one of those elite fencing clubs).He goes marching up to like this coat of arms sort of thing hanging on the wall and takes down the two fencing blades. So u know, like actual cutting-can-kill-you weapons. First one who draws blood on the torso wins. SO...they go at it and crash into displays and break a whole buttload of stuff. Then somehow during all this, one of them loses the fencing blade and grabs one of the swords (like double-bladed...u know...knights...SWORD...yea). They both end up with swords and they're like breaking things and slashing painting and fighting out into the hallway and out into the garden and terrorizing people, destroying furniture, kicking and punching each other. And sword clangs are FRIGGIN LOUD! But it looked very messy. Like it wasn't pretty choreographed. They kinda just hacked at each other, like how I would act with a sword except u know, I'd prolly hurt myself first. But it was very cool. Then at the end, Halle Berry vs. the bad girl was also a sword fight. The bad one had like a normal sword and Halle Berry had these really pretty nifty throwing knives. After she used those up, she grabbed something off of the display of Japanese swords. I think they were twin kodachi but...u know, ur the expert. So they fought. I thought it was too short, but very kewl.

Steph: Krispy, I need a car.

Krispy: Eh?

Steph: I haven't driven in SO LONG! I NEED A CAR!!!

Krispy: You and driving do not mix.

Steph: I'm thinking NICE car. Come on Krispy. Hook me up.

Krispy: *SLOWLY*LOUDLY*CLEARLY* You are a HAZARD to the PUBLIC.

Steph: COME ON!!!

Krispy: NO!!! Oh yea, and Madonna made a cameo in the movie as like the fencing teacher. I THINK her name was Verite. It sounded like it, but I wasn't sure cuz it was really quick and quiet and u know everyone was speaking with a British accent. I don't know. No one else caught her name, so yea...And just have to mention that the beginning, you know, opening credits. SO VERY COOL this time. Their theme was elements. So they had fire women dancing around, water, ice, fog(shadow), and the very cool electricity dancers. Yeah...oh and there's torture going on so that may just be enough for you to go see it. Was it good? I dunno. I guess it was okay. It was better than the last. The last one that girl was SO OBVIOUSLY EVIL and INSANE and in love with the bad guy. This one...better, but we realized how very CORNY and CHEESY the lines are...Action-packed and all that. But the sword scene was cool and the cars were cool, so I wasn't...disappointed.

Steph: I'm glad u guys had fun watching Harry Potter. We agree. That sword was TINY and DAINTY! And Harry...wasn't all that great at using it. I mean...u look...huge eel-looking Basilisk vs. little Harry with his flimsy, tiny sword... It was pretty sad. And what was Tom Riddle doing just STANDING there holding Harry's wand? If he really wanted to get rid of him, he woulda zapped him straight off.

Krispy: Most villains don't think like you do.

Obi-Wan: *smile* Thank the Force for that! Otherwise, we'd all be dead.

Krispy: Oh and I heard Luce told you about our Firalaer questions. You see, we'll be requesting a private interview. Need to know the basic stats (birthday, hometown, species, hair color, eye color, family) and u know the OTHER Basics (fav. color, fav. food, what he looks for in a girl...). That sort of stuff. I'll be waiting!

Steph: And we are out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:14 AM