Friday, November 01, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: *look at Yuya* I will not laugh...I will not laugh...

Sseriya: *smirk* Laugh.

Krispy: *can't help herself*bursts into hysterical laughter*

Zalari: That was mean.

Sseriya: *smug* I know.

Fushigi Panda: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUPER HERO!!!

Everyone: *STARE*

Anakin: *sigh* That's her sister.

Krispy: She be crazier than me!

Sincere: ...

Wing: It's okay man. We know. We know.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:18 PM

 
Krispy: *attack Tenshi* TENSHI!!!

Luce: She hates it when I--well apparently when PEOPLE--do that.

Krispy: IN THE FOREST, NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM!!! *chasing after Tenshi*

Luce: Yeah...you see.

Anakin: We aren't in the forest.

Krispy: BRAT-CHILD!!!

Luce: Bad move.

Anakin: I meant...look Alz's writing!

Krispy: *stupid grin*

Sseriya: ...

Krispy: I'm so happy.

Sseriya: You weren't last night.

Krispy: Let's not talk about last night.

Sseriya: *shrug*

Krispy: *SMILE* ALZ!!!! I HAVE YOUR STUFF TOO and I've been READING!!! OMG! YOU ARE SO GOOD!!!

Anakin: If only you'd stop skipping around Krispy! It's bad enough trying to figure out what's going on in some of those scenes without you having to add to the confusion by skipping around.

Krispy: But where to look first?!!! I'm SO HAPPY!

Wing: Except for the fact that you aren't with G and other ppl watching Star Wars on IMAX?

Krispy: *glare* What is wrong with all of you? Trying to burst my bubble?

Sseriya: Because it's fun.

Krispy: *glare*

Sseriya: Misery loves company.

Obi-Wan: Everyone, be nice.

Krispy: That's right! And Sincere! Don't be sad! We got to go to a Nick concert! So all's well that ends well.

Sincere: ...

Sseriya: Actually, what was all that about D'Capisette?

Krispy: *nervous laugh* ehe...h...

Sseriya: I thought so.

Krispy: *smile at Yuya* And don't worry! We'll get Gennia to paint your portrait and we'll stick it on your coffin or whatever.

Zalari: You are so morbid.

Krispy: I'm not morbid! Besides, G was the one that came up with putting her self portrait on her coffin!

Everyone: ...

Krispy: AND FIRALAER!!! I'm glad you like it!!! And I'm sorry Imanierant if you er...didn't...find it amusing? Yes. I'm sorry. Thank you Houseki!!! And erm...FIRETAIL!!! *instinctively is going to glomp him but remembers that he doesn't like that so she stops...mid-leap, landing unceremoniously on the floor*but effectively dragging everyone chained to her forward*

Yuya: *very very annoyed*

Sincere: *GLARE*

Krispy: Firetail! We were looking at Alz's sketchbook! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!! FIRETAIL!!!! *really really wants to hug him but will restrain herself*

Sseriya: I can't believe you went through with your treaty. It is a treaty now, is it not?

Krispy: Yes. And why? Are you unhappy?

Sseriya: Yes.

Krispy: Why?

Sseriya: You do realize you have effectively provided that that--

Zalari: Yuya?

Wing: Nightlord?

Sseriya: Yes, that...with much material to work with?

Krispy: Eh?

Sseriya: You handed over many of my weaknesses; things about the past I wish not to...reveal. Letting such information become available to potential enemies...*sigh* I thought you'd be more considerate.

Krispy: *thinks* Oh...*thinks*...OH! Um...that's not good...

Sseriya: *rolls eyes*

Krispy: Er well...HEY! Well, what about this afternoon?! I was reading that scene where Yuya seems like he could possibly be softening when I found it all extremely funny.

Sseriya: *expressionless as usual* Is it my fault that you are heartless?

Krispy: *GLARE* HEY! I know that was you laughing!

Sseriya: *flat stare* I do not laugh. I do not usually smile. Nor do I cry.

Krispy: Zalari?

Zalari: I'm not stupid. No comment.

Krispy: ...Well um...let's see. Right, oh Sincere! You are so adorable! *sigh* I felt so bad for you in that cell but that little bit about beating me/Luce to a pulp...*sigh* I was considering letting you go but...tsk tsk. I guess not.

Wing: You are cruel.

Krispy: I know. Why do you think Sseriya is as mean as she is?

Sseriya: *glare* Thanks...

Krispy: *cough* Anyway, as for writing more...er well, there was a scene I wrote at ACI that I hadn't typed up, and I just typed it today and I think I will send it to you and Chibi sometime soon. But not today. Um, Luce needs to see it too cuz I added stuff and what not. It's (as Luce so graciously put in HUGE letters at the top of the paper) warm and fuzzy.

Sseriya: *cough*

Krispy: *whisper* She doesn't like warm and fuzzy.

Sseriya: I can hear you.

Krispy: *smile* I know.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:09 PM

Tuesday, October 29, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Morbid?

Sseriya: I do not think it's morbid.

Krispy: But you want to die.

Sseriya: *shrug* Manchmal.

Krispy: Since when did you speak German?

Sseriya: Stephanie does and we are the same person, are we not?

Krispy: Yeah, okay. I think I'll write an epitaph for Mozart or Obi-Wan.

Anakin: WHAT?!

Obi-Wan: My epitaph?

Krispy: Not that I want you dead or anything but...er...ok...maybe not. But it'd be so nice!

Obi-Wan: I don't mind.

Krispy: I was gonna write Anakin's--

Anakin: WHAT?!!!

Krispy: But I'm NOT so chill out dude!

Anakin: *shrug* Okay.

Krispy: And Sincere, you're not crazy. Are you talking or acting or in any way resembling me? NO! So thus, you are not insane.

Wing: And if you are, you're NOTHING compared to her.

Krispy: Exactly. This epitaph thing is harder than it seems. I wrote like 2 with Luce in like 4 minutes but those were all unusable. Justin Timberlake isn't dead yet so that would be mean to write one for him.

Zalari: Yes especially when you two were using the simile of "Like molding cheese".

Krispy: HEY! I didn't say Justin Timberlake! Luce did! I merely said "The body of (blank) like molding cheese..." You know, I wanted to write my own epitaph.

Wing: Why? Are you suicidal too?

Krispy: No, but I just thought it would be fun. Why not? Franklin wrote his at 22?!!! What did he have to worry about at 22?!!! I don't think he wanted to die then! Besides, Jefferson wrote his own epitaph too! Lots of people do!

Anakin: But you're 16!

Krispy: Your point?!

Anakin: ...

Krispy: Well anyway, Alz because you didn't write one...and we're really sorry Imanierant...heck! Yuya, we--well I am, very sorry but *nervous laugh*

Yuya: *glare*

Alz: Oh no...

Krispy: Luce and I wrote an epitaph for you Yuya. And I really wanted to use it too, but I can't. And it's not like us wishing you dead...well not me anyway. Cuz as I said before, I just find this hilarious and I think it's pretty fun once you get going. I want to friggin write my OWN. *cough* Besides, Franklin's line about Food for the Worms just totally reminded us of you. So um...here it is

The Body of
Y. Kesseine,
Nightlord;
Like a wave-eroded rock,
Its surface worn out,
And smoothed of its mineral shininess
Lies here, Food for Lichens.
But the Work shall not be wholly lost:
For it will, as we believ’d, live in our nightmares,
In a new and more perky Species,
Corrected and amended
By Firalaer
He was born (we don’t know)
Died (soon)

Sseriya: *smothering a laugh*

Zalari: Your self-discipline seems to fail you easily here.

Sseriya: *playfully* Well, I am not exactly the Sseriya you knew, now am I? Besides, I was not surrounded by lunatics before.

Krispy: TADA! Um...DON'T KILL ME!!! *ducks behind Zalari* Zalari, you know I love you right?

Zalari: *smile* That depends.

Krispy: Yes. I realized this weekend that I am madly in love with you. Now, SAVE ME!!!

Zalari: How interesting...

Krispy: *realizes something* WAIT! *to Yuya* You can't kill me cuz if you do, you'll be stuck with me FOREVER!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* Sorry...

Obi-Wan: Perhaps you should go finish your epitaph?

Krispy: Right. See u all later! I'm out.

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:30 PM

Monday, October 28, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Hahahahaha! I rule! I'm on top of the hill!!!

Luce: Get off!

Krispy: I dun wanna!

Wing: Looks like those football skills came in handy again.

Krispy: Yes. Make sure you always end up on TOP of the dogpile. Not under it.

Yuya: GET OFF!

Krispy: But--

Sseriya: *bored* I think you just killed Sincere.

Krispy: Oh...I see your point. *gets off the pile*

*Luce and Yuya get free*

Anakin: *peers at Sincere* Er...I think he's still alive.

Krispy: *marches over*grabs Sincere and shakes him awake* Of course he's alive! I don't just go around killing other people's characters, you know!

Sincere: *awake* YOU!

Krispy: *sweetly* HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! How unfortunate. You no longer have your spear.

Sseriya: *smile*

Sincere: *glare*

Krispy: Oh cheer up! There's not much homework today!!!

Obi-Wan: Then I expect you to get more sleep.

Krispy: Yes Master Kenobi. Anything you say. You're the master! *salutes him*

Obi-Wan: *blink*

Anakin: Right...

Krispy: So Luce was punching people in Physics class today and we were trying to figure out how much her fist weighs.

Luce: Apparently 2 chocolate bars covers it.

Sseriya: You could have just...weighed a hand.

Krispy: Eww...like just a hand?

Sseriya: Yes. How else would you weigh it?

Luce: But I don't want to cut off my hand!

Sseriya: *rolls eyes*sighs* Here.

Krispy: Hey Sseriya, what are you--

Sseriya: *calmly pulls out Selendrile and chops off her hand*

Everyone: *STARE*

Sseriya: *mutters something rude*then is perfectly indifferent again*

Anakin: DIDN'T THAT HURT?!!!

Wing: YOU'RE NOT LIKE A GODDESS OR SOMETHING!!!

Luce: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Krispy: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

Zalari: I hate it when you do dumb, unnecessary things like that.

Sseriya: *dull stare*shrug* There, you have a hand. Weigh it. *carefully staunching the blood flow*

Luce: I'm not touching it!

Krispy: ECK! *still in shock*

Sseriya: *sigh*weighs it* It is--

Luce: but that's YOUR hand, not mine!

Sseriya: Would you like me to weigh your hand?

Luce: NO!

Krispy: We don't need the measurement anymore!

Sseriya: I know.

Krispy: Then why--

Sseriya: I like to watch the two of you squirm.

Krispy: EVIL!

Sseriya: I know. *looks at bloody wrist* Anyway, I'm hoping that I can still do this...

Krispy: *sigh* Yes, because I'm right here and that is really nasty!!!

Sseriya: Good. *new hand skeleton grows out*tissue/muscle layer wraps on*skin covering* There, new hand. *wiggles fingers around a bit*

Luce: Hey! We needed an eye too! Can you do that?

Sseriya: Do you really want an eye?

Luce: On second thought, no.

Sseriya: Good because I'm not giving you one. By the way, you need to throw more weight into your punch if you want to damage someone or something.

Luce: I know! I know!

Sseriya: Maybe if you had kicked him?

Luce: I couldn't actually hurt him!

Krispy: Luce, 500 N as opposed to the needed 3000 N.

Luce: BACK OFF!

Krispy: Anyway, Sincere, we love you. Really we do. You just need to be...less...grouchy...

Luce: And murderous...

Sseriya: And offhandedly threatening me with your spear.

Krispy: Er right...and hey! Yuya gave someone a nightmare! It's been a while!

Luce: Yeah! Wait...ALZ?!!!

Krispy: WHAT ARE YOU HINTING AT?!!! STOP BEING SO MEAN!!! DROPPING HINTS LIKE THAT!!!

Luce: YEAH!

Krispy & Luce: YEAH!!!

Obi-Wan: *smile*

Anakin: They have a very limited vocabulary.

Wing: Maybe they shouldn't have teamed up like they did. That's pretty sad.

Krispy & Luce: We resent that!

Wing: *smirk* Join the club!

Krispy & Luce: ...

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:22 PM

Sunday, October 27, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Wow, Sunday morning and I've already been attacked and threatened!

Sseriya: Lucky you?

Krispy: Totally. Oh Sseriya, you need to cheer up! Look at the bright side of things! You too Sincere! Think about it; you got like...A LOT of sleep...*sigh* I'm envious...

Anakin: You didn't have that much homework this week...

Krispy: I know but I still didn't get--

Obi-Wan: Then it is your own fault.

Krispy: *sigh* Yes, Master Kenobi.

Wing: Why are you in such a happy mood? I'm frightened. The guy just you know, THREATENED you.

Krispy: *shrug* Like I'm not threatened all the time by Sseriya.

Zalari: You aren't immortal, you know.

Krispy: *smile* But here in the Magical Valley...Let's just say, *pointed look at Sincere* you don't want to try me. And no I will not release you! Who do you think you are? Some kind of Jedi or something, waving your spear around like that!

Anakin: ...sounds an awful lot like Watto...

Wing: *sweatdrop*

Krispy: *to Sincere* And just for that and your whole little plan of "picking the lock", I'm upgrading these chains.

Luce: Upgrading? What are you going to--

Krispy: Ok so, now in order to unlock these things, you not only need a KEY, but you also need my voice to say my password, my eye scan, AND my fingerprint. PLUS Luce's at the same time.

Sincere: *STARE*

Yuya: *blink*

Krispy: Oh yea, and just to make things a little more interesting, Selendrile is the key.

Sseriya: *smirk* Hello boys.

Krispy: *grin* OMG! Did you know that I've already like died before! *giggle*

Sincere: ...

Krispy: And don't worry about time dude. It doesn't matter here!

Sseriya: Potent enough to kill a dragon...*sigh* I wonder...would that just kill the dragon in me?

Krispy: Hmm...hold that thought, I think I already explored that option.

Sseriya: Did you?

Krispy: Yes but...it's weird. We'll talk more some other time?

Sseriya: Of course.

Krispy: But seriously, you like yourself better as you are.

Sseriya: I'm sure.

Krispy: SINCERE! Stop waving that pointy spear around! You may poke someone's eye out!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:04 PM