Magical Valley v.12 Return of the Classic

The Inspirations and Residents of the heads of weird special girls need some room for ...expression.


and the bloggers are...

The Kick-Ass Blog Authors
Luce
Krispy
Alz

The Long-Suffering Inspirations
Tenshi
Silverfall

The Way Cool OMG-Inducing Knights
Deux
Cadecus
Inazuma
Kella
Pokka
Quicksilver
Étoile
Seraph
Sasarra
Savoir
Victoire
Incendie

The Cutest Couple Ever
Sseriya
Zalari

The (also) Long-Suffering Jedi Knights
Obi-Wan
Anakin

The Dizzang Shiny Dragons
Emerald
Bronze
Red
Blue
Black
Iron
Gold
Ruby
Sapphire
Crystal
Ice
White
Purple
Green
Brown
Silver
Storm
Tiamat
Kylin

The Aww-Inducing Cuties
Aegis
Wooya
Seastar
Tenyagetsu
Beast

The Pretty Blondes
Firalaer
Enestil
Stephanie

The Kismeti
Lucifer
Michael

The Mafia Queen and her Cohorts
Herself
Fushigi Panda
Mafia Guys

The Flaming Gay One
Zakaru

The Gay Ones
Wing
Firin

The Constantly Horny All-Rounder
Flight

The Whiny Knight
Sincère

...and his Other Self
Neo-Sincère

Really Cool Person That Luce Totally Didn't Forget
Firetail

People You Don't Want To Piss Off Velvet
Shinigami
Rael
Nerilay

Otha Kewl Pplz
Houseki
Gwendolyn
Escander
Idriel
Silversong
Raven
Imanierant

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inspired by Gennia


Saturday, September 28, 2002 :::
 
Steph: What is up with this human-hating? HUH?!!!

Krispy: er...Steph? I need to do my--

Steph: YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!

Krispy: Eep...yes'm...

Steph: No seriously. I don't get it. I seriously don't.

Krispy: Aren't u a bit biased? I mean--

Steph: *death glare* One more word Krispy and I--

Krispy: *silence*

Steph: Good. And me biased? WHAT THE FRELL?!!! Firetail and IT aren't human at all! Isn't THAT biased?!!!

Krispy: *silence*

Steph: *nods in satisfaction* But okay...so maybe we're inferior, maybe we're a little insane...

Wing: A little insane? You're the craziest human I know.

Steph: Well what about Rael? He's more human than I am and he's normal.

Wing: *deadpan* He's the friggin Guardian of Earth. He's like a rock.

Nerilay: *cheerfully* Nothing shakes the human at all. Nothing.

Steph: That is kinda creepy huh? *cough* Anyway, and look! Obi-Wan's human! And he's perfect.

Obi-Wan: I am far from perfect.

Krispy: But you're so adorable and witty and Force-sensitive and dutiful and loyal!

Steph: And Anakin's human and he--he means well?

Anakin: *dryly* Thanks...

Steph: And Krispy...er...well from Firetail's point of view, she isn't human but...she's--er...heh...she's--interesting...

Zalari: You do realize how many times she's stated that she's a coward and fears for her own life, right?

Steph: Well, she pulls thru when it counts! See! When did this whole "humans are inferior" concept get established? I'd like to know cuz I'd go hunt that idiot down and--

Krispy: Steph...I really need to go finish...

Wing: I'm sensing much...resentment...

Steph: YOU WOULD! *cough* I'm half human; what do you expect? My childhood sucked...

Krispy: Your um...this universe childhood was good...I think...

Steph: yeah cuz YOU OWED ME BIG TIME!

Krispy: Right then...must leave now...

Steph: Firalaer, you ROCK!

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:06 AM


Friday, September 27, 2002 :::
 
Steph: *staring at wrists* Ooooowwww...

Krispy: What?

Steph: I was really messed up!

Krispy: Oh that...yea...u were. As Gennia aptly put it..."That's sick! Even for you!" Well that was directed at me but...u really really wanted to...um...become non-existent.

Steph: *still staring at wrists* I don't even know how I managed to do that! I mean thatz so...painful and nasty...

Anakin: THAT is an understatement.

Krispy: Er...well u were very depressed and very guilt-ridden and tired and PISSED. Yes...

Steph: I don't think I could do that again...

Krispy: Well, don't do that again...

Steph: Heh...*examining wrists*...

Anakin: *peers over her shoulder* You have no scars.

Steph: Yeah...I know.

Anakin: Er...shouldn't you?

Steph: Long story...I'm sure Krispy will explain with the finishing of that scene...

Obi-Wan: It seems we have another visitor. Another, Fire-something or other...

Nerilay: Hmm...Firalaer, much similar name to a mentioned Firalis? Nerilay is much in the dark, I think. And then there is the Immortal Firetail and dear Fire who is currently ocuppied in the study of her wrists, she sees.

Krispy: HI!!!!! *waves furiously*attacks him* HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! I'm KRISPY WITH A K!!!!!!!!!!! And thatz Stephanie and Zalari and Wing and Nerilay and Anakin who is apprenticed to Obi-Wan the Hot Jedi over there!!!!

Firalaer: Erm...hi?

Krispy: And my sister Krunchy is around here somewhere either as BoBo or as Fushigi Panda. OMG! YOU BUG YUYA!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *drags Firalaer over to mass of marshmellow* THIS IS WOOYA!!! He's the good-hearted polar bear who--

Wooya: *half-waking* I bring you LOVE and HAPPINESS!!!

Wing: NO!!!!

Zalari: DO SOMETHING!!!

Anakin: STOP IT!!!

Steph: *sigh*roll eyes* Men...*walks up to Wooya and places a hand on his forehead*

Wooya: Hmm...*grumble*shift*SNORE*

Krispy: *blink*

Anakin: Wizard! What did you do?

Steph: *shrug* I'll keep that to myself.

Krispy: ALZ! You need to post more cuz u should feel sympathy for me! I'm sick and I still have class 2morrow morning! And and...I just revealed a very personal part of Stephanie's life!

Steph: *glare* You bet you did. A moment of...weakness, I suppose...

Krispy: Right...hey! Zalari! You wanna know how Sseriya began to feel about you?!!!

Steph: WHATTA HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!

Zalari: *totally confused* What?

Krispy: Er...I dunno...I just really like this song...u can decide for yourself...well here's a part of it

It don't do me any good
It's just a waste of time
What use is it to you
What's on my mind
If it ain't coming out
We're not going anywhere
So why can't I just tell you that I care

Cuz I'm feeling nervous
Trying to be so perfect
Cuz I know you're worth it
You're worth it
Yeah

Chorus
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I wanna blow you...away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today
Yes I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say


Steph: ...

Zalari: ???

Krispy: I love that song! "Things I'll Never Say" off the Avril CD...

Steph: Then there's also that song...what was it... *sings* I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn. What you say about that. You know, I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn. What you say about that. You know, I'm not gonna cry. About some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that.

Krispy: BLEH TO YOU!

Steph: *singing* I don't give a damn about you...

Krispy: Alrite! I get it!

Obi-Wan: *cough* Homework?

Krispy: I'm on it. Oh and Luce: RANGER!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:43 PM


 
Krispy: oops...wrong blog...haha! I'm in Rampage right now

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:57 PM


Thursday, September 26, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: MAN! I THOUGHT HE WAS LEAVING!!!

Steph: Unfortunately not...

Krispy: Well, er...I wanted to post something...

Everyone: *STARE*

Anakin: What?!!!

Zalari: Are there any healers still around?! I think she needs help!!!

Alz: NOOOOO!!! This is good!

Krispy: Er...well I was hoping you know...since I'm SICK and all, you'd be nice and post but...not so far...I WILL BE EXPECTING ONE SOON!!! Anyway...here it is...

Steph: WAIT! This isn't...I mean...HEY! THAT'S PERSONAL!!!

Krispy: Yes well, unfortunately for you, Alz just had to write about blood and slit wrists and...heh...I couldn't help myself. Besides, it still needs work PLUS this would be the piece I lost in that unfortunate computer incident...eck...so I need to work on being poetic or pretty sounding or something...

Obi-Wan: How exactly is blood pretty?

Krispy: Well--WAIT! I still have APUSH stuff! Don't distract me! Er...I'll work on it some more some other time...no time now...Ok here it is...

-----------

Sseriya slumped against the rough cavern wall, sitting in a pool of her own blood. Dull eyes like worn, chipped gold stared uninterested at the crimson liquid spilling from her slashed wrist.

Such warmth…

Her strength faded as the color drained from her skin, and a numbing cold began wrapping its skeletal fingers around what spirit remained in her. She took a shaky breath, aggravating the gash on her throat. Reflexively, the girl applied pressure to it, the blood thick and sticky between her fingers. Yes, she wanted this. Sseriya longed for the peace of death more than anything else.

A knife slick with a special poison reflected the silver moonlight to the girl’s tired face. Selendrile lay abandoned far from the blade Sseriya had used. No one would stop her this time. Tousled, wet hair, now a pale, sickly yellow, kept part of her face in shadow. She coughed, a prickling spreading up her neck, a lightly metallic taste lingering at the back of her mouth. Sseriya lazily shifted her gaze to her swollen ankle. The biting marks of the chain were still visible, and she let out a hiss of anger. The spell had prevented her from going to a watery grave, and she had found herself suddenly able to breathe underwater. And then Selendrile had forced her wound to close as she pulled the knife from her stomach. Finally subduing the enchanted sword, Sseriya, with tooth and claw, shredded her wrists to gruesome ribbons. The poison kept the wounds from healing.

The white of bone glinted under the mess of torn flesh and ripped skin. A thin smile crept upon the girl’s face. Death would not deny her this time. The hand pressed against her slit throat felt heavy, yet she could barely feel it there. Sseriya had cut her neck open as a sort of last touch, but she wanted to die slowly. It would take its sweet time killing her. Her death needed to be agonizing.

My blood to pay for the blood of those who fell by my hand…An eye for an eye, right Selendrile?

-----------

Steph: How...depressing...

Zalari: Sseriya?

Steph: I--it doesn't concern you. Don't worry about it. It's...it's in the past. *smile* Well, I proved that the spell works, right? You know me! I'm stupid like that...need to find things out for myself...heh...*turn to Krispy* WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!

Krispy: Wrong with me?! What's wrong with YOU?! You took DELIGHT in doing that to yourself!

Steph: And you didn't take delight in writing that?!!!

Krispy: *pause* haha! You have a point. But it only works for you cuz no one else I know was ever suicidal.

Steph: ...

Krispy: I mean Zalari isn't suicidal. He enjoyed life. Wing...well about the worse thing that could be wrong with Wing is that he's resentful.

Wing: I am not!

Nerilay: The bird has voiced your resentment quite a few times, Nerilay thinks.

Wing: WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT?!!!

Nerilay: Like what? Resent this too, does the bird?

Wing: Stop calling me that!

Nerilay: But that is what he is, a bird.

Wing: ...

Krispy: Er...and Nerilay is definitely not suicidal...I'm still trying to figure out exactly what she is...

Nerilay: A water nymph, Nerilay is.

Krispy: Right...and the Jedi aren't suicidal...*looks closely at Obi-Wan* Are you?

Obi-Wan: No. Why would I be?

Krispy: Well you have...*look at Anakin*...nevermind...

Anakin: HEY! I resent that!

Krispy: Don't cuz then you'll end up like Wing.

Wing: I re--I don't appreciate that...

Nerilay: Ha! The bird rephrases your resentment!

Wing:...

Krispy: Ok I need to leave now. Steph, you okay?

Steph: *glare* YOU POST THAT WHILE THAT...THAT--THAT THING IS STILL HERE?!!!

Krispy: *shrug* You'll live.

Steph: *growl*tackles Krispy*

Luce: er...cat fight?

Krispy: AH! GET AWAY FROM ME! DON'T MAKE ME WRITE MYSELF OUT OF THIS MESS!!!

Steph: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!!! WRITE IN ANOTHER DOOR?!!!

Krispy: NO! I'm going to do THIS! *mountain drops out of the sky*

Steph: You really really need to stop doing that!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:28 PM


 
Krispy: Man...my throat hurts...and my stuffy nose is driving me crazy! On the bright side, I feel so accomplished! The page looks nice.

Steph: *staring at Krispy's mismatched-wacky-tacky clothing* HOLY SHEET! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!!!

Krispy: *wearing red and black Star Wars visor sideways, bright red sparkly sequin tie with beaded gold stars, gauzy green-blue shirt with white flowers that have pink centers, shirt of slightly different tone underneath, a green sandle on one foot and a dark brown one on the other, an orange teddy bear on the tie, padawan braid, and the infamous pink pants* Huh?

Steph: I didn't know you were that sick!!! LOOK at what it's done to you! It's affected your BRAIN!!!

Krispy: Steph! It's just Wacky Tacky Mismatched Day for Spirit Week at school!

Steph: OH NO! It's worse than I thought! SCHOOL SPIRIT NOW?!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sees Vanishing* YOU!

Vanishing: Me?

Steph: YOU COME HERE! *grabs him by the collar and drags him over to Krispy* Fix her!!!

Vanishing: Er...

Krispy: Um..Steph, as I recall, weren't you on like drill team or something in high school? You were perkier than I am!

Steph: THE HORROR! *cough* Well, I'm a pretty good actress. Besides, there's nothing like making your entire drill team run 10 laps at the beginning of practice. *smirk*

Krispy: You are so evil.

Wing: *staring at Krispy* You've lost it.

Zalari: Perhaps she's colorblind?

Krispy: *glare* NO! I SAID ITZ FRIGGIN WACKY TACKY DAY!!!

Wing: I don't see Alz dressed crazy.

Anakin: I knew you were crazy but u never dressed crazy!

Obi-Wan: It is...peculiar...

Krispy: *sigh* Ever the polite Jedi...oooh! LOOK! *points at visor*

Anakin: Hey look! It's the Jedi Starfighter!

Krispy: That's right! Wow...I'm giving all the new people here a bad impression of me, huh?

Everyone: YES!

Zalari: You may almost be scarier than Wooya.

Wooya: *snore*

Obi-Wan: *critical look at the bear* Whatever you did Stephanie, you did a very thorough job.

Steph: *smile* Thanks!

Krispy: Well, I have to go eat now and then do homework. See you guys later. One more thing, *sing-song voice* Yuya looks worse than I do!

Steph: I totally agree.

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:26 PM


Wednesday, September 25, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Yay! He's alive!

Steph: *not very enthusiastically* Yay...

Zalari: Are you okay?

Steph: I feel...groggy...

Wing: Groggy?

Steph: Yeah like...*glare at Krispy* Are you sick?!!!

Krispy: *stupid grin* Haha...yes.

Steph: WHAT THE FRELL ARE YOU DOING MAKING ME TAKE THE BRUNT OF YOUR ILLNESS SO THAT YOU CAN BE CHEERFUL AND JUMP AROUND LIKE A CRAZY WOMAN?!!!

Krispy: Er...well you obviously can still yell...besides, I have to do my homework and STUDY with this half-asleep, burning throat, medicated head feeling! I just wanna sleep...BUT HOUSEKI!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! YAY!!!

Anakin: *nudges Obi-Wan* Master...Yuya has...make-up on?

Obi-Wan: *perplexed look on his face* I believe he...does...

Wing: But he don't know it yet...*snicker*

Steph: I'd laugh if I weren't feeling so...sick...

Zalari: Krispy, that is mean.

Krispy: Well I'm leaving in like 2 seconds so deal with it!

Steph: IT'S YOUR FRIGGIN COLD NOT MINE!!!

Krispy: I'm mean like that so BLEH! Just be glad I'm not dropping mountains on you...

Steph: You might as well be...

Krispy: *glare*mountain drops out of sky*

Steph: *unconcerned* You really need to stop doing that.

Nerilay: This place was so crowded! Tis strange all the landfolk, Nerilay thinks. Yes?

Krispy: Er...right...

Nerilay: Another fox?

Krispy: YEAH!!! HOUSEKI'S FATHER!!! HOW KEWL IS THAT?!!!!

Steph: *grumbling* 2 seconds...

Krispy: You're right. I need to go finish my work but um...*points at Yuya* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Obi-Wan: Are you quite finished?

Krispy: Um...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough* Okay. I'm done.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:52 PM


Tuesday, September 24, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Ok. I am really going to kill someone...

Obi-Wan: YOU HAVE NOTHING FINISHED! GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Krispy: OKAY!!! I hate you all...dang talented writers! Luce, it flows huh?!!! THIS does not FLOW! What is FLOWING is the sound of my own STUPIDITY placed in first grader writing ON PAPER! I've been sitting here for the past hour and I just deleted everything I wrote in that past hour which consisted of 3 sentences tops! So again, all I have is a line that goes something like "In blah blah blah, Anne Bradstreet uses an extended metaphor to compare her book to a child." KILL ME NOW!

Steph: Okay.

Anakin: NO!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Krispy: Just end my misery! You know what is scary about this? This is bringing back all those memories of elementary school. I'm starting to remember EXACTLY why I HATED writing.

Wing: Does that mean you're going to stop writing about us?

Krispy: Depends. How depressed do you think this essay will make me?

Steph: There goes our pasts...haha!

Krispy: Alrite...back to the salt mines before Obi-Wan blows a fuse. Alz, go choke on a pocky stick. Luce, go choke on a Rolo!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:28 PM


 
Krispy: I am going to kill someone.

Wing: Er...

Nerilay: ???

Steph: *shrug*

Krispy: You know that little scene I was talking about? The one I wrote today?

Steph: The further bloody pieces of my past? Yes. What about it?

Krispy: So I had it on paper...which is good at this time...but I had typed it up and I revise as I'm typing you know. I separted things into paragraphs, added descriptions and transitions...yada yada yada...

Zalari: And?

Krispy: *flat* It is gone.

Anakin: What do you mean, it's gone?

Krispy: As in it doesn't exist anymore!!!

Steph: Oh no...she's going to go on a murderous rampage!

Krispy: I even continued the scene a bit and then I forced myself to start doing homework cuz there's so much, you know. Catherine needed to use the computer to print something out so she pulled up a new document and typed her thing out. She also opened adobe to resize a pic and to paste it into her document. When she was finished, she asked me if I needed the computer and I said later. She then promptly closed her document and closed adobe. The problem is I think she closed the entire WORD program thus closing my document as well. AND she said something popped up saying "Do you want to save?" and she thought it was for the Adobe (which it may or may not be for) and pushed no. And now, just now I came to the computer and saw that Word was closed and freaked. I figured I'd saved before I left, cuz it's habit but apparently I didn't this time! I've gone through all the scenes I have written like 5 times now and it's friggin GONE!!! I was hoping that the program did something stupid cuz then that way my file would be recovered but it DIDN'T! Thus from all this, I have come to the conclusion that the little "do you want to save?" was from MY document and not adobe or whatever and Krunchy said NO and CLOSED it!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Steph: OH my GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!

Krispy: IF I WEREN'T SERIOUS I'D STILL BE DOING PHYSICS RIGHT NOW!!! I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING ABOUT BLOOD ANYMORE STEPH!!! AND I CAN'T RETHINK ALL THE STUPID THINGS I WROTE!!! THINGS JUST DON'T WORK LIKE THAT!!!

Obi-Wan: I suppose this would be a bad time to remind you of how much homework you have?

Krispy: YES! VERY VERY VERY BAD TIME! AND DON'T YOU THINK I'M NOT CAPABLE OF DROPPING A MOUNTAIN ON YOU!!! *mountain drops a little bit away from Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: *amazingly calm* Well I suppose doing that work would calm you down more.

Krispy BUT IT NO LONGER EXISTS!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT?!!! THANK THE FORCE that wasn't my English essay or something! DANG IT! I have no clue how to go about doing that!!! ARGH!!! I SO WANT TO CRUSH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!!!

Zalari: er...I suppose the sleeping polar bear won't mind...

Krispy: And they're showing Little Voice right now and I WANT TO WATCH but I can't and Catherine is which pisses me off even more because now my scene is gone and she's watching that while I'm still buried under homework!!! *another mountain drops out of the sky*

Steph: You really have to stop doing that now.

Krispy: I WILL DO AS I PLEASE!!! *ring of fire bursts up around Steph*

Steph: BLOODY HELL! *calls it off*

Krispy: Anyone else wanna mess with me right now? *eyes everyone*

Everyone: *back away*

Krispy: I didn't think so. Alrite...I'm going to go do homework and brood and hopefully I'll be happy when Smallville starts...

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:15 PM


 
Steph: OH! THAT was so good Alz!

Nerilay: *peering at Wooya* The creature is melting, she thinks. Do such creatures melt?

Wing: What?!

Krispy: Alz! Look what you did to me! Your little wrist slashing scene got me thinking about blood again!

Obi-Wan: Writing things like that at school cannot be very wise.

Krispy: YEAH! ALZ! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Steph: You're holding me back! *chucks something across the room*

Zalari: You guys don't get tired of that, do you?

Anakin: *annoyed* No. They don't.

Krispy: In the middle of pre-cal, I had the sudden urge to write and it was a quiet scene but one with blood and gory stuff like that! ECK! I should have been studying for the APUSH test which I think I screwed up on because of ONE STUPID QUESTION!!! St. Lawrence River Valley?!!! WHAT THE FRELL!!! I DON'T REMEMBER READING ABOUT THAT!!!

Obi-Wan: *mind trick* You will leave now.

Krispy: I will leave now.

Steph: Shameless mind trick...*sigh*...

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:59 PM


 
Obi-Wan: What are you doing here, Krispy?!!! I seem to recall unfinished Pre-Calculus, unstarted Physics, and an APUSH test tomorrow.

Zalari: Yes. I would suggest you actually study for this one because the last one...*wince*...that was pretty sad...

Wing: More pathetic than the shortness of the post you posted.

Steph: Wait...what? *reviews memories* BLOODY HELL!!! YOU barely and I mean barely eeked by with a friggin B-!!!! HOW THE FRELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!!!!

Anakin: You were Sseriya then?

Steph: THEN SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SMARTER!!!

Nerilay: A 79%, she sees. Oh no, it is changed to 80% now by the addition of one lucky point.

Krispy: SHUT UP! I KNOW I HAVE TO STUDY FOR THE THING!!! I HAD FRIGGIN LATE NIGHT TODAY!!! And...*growling* PLAGUE!!!

Zalari: Plague?

Steph: The computers for Rampage are named Plague, War, Famine, Death, Harry (as in Potter), and Yoda (yes...the little green troll). Unfortunately, Yoda is currently not hooked up and she was working on her page on Plague today.

Krispy: And it's not a 80% now...itz higher...

Obi-Wan: *sternly* Because your teacher, technically, curved the grades.

Krispy: Heh...well still...PLAGUE!!! WHY PLAGUE?!!! WHY?!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES!!! *furiously shaking computer screen*

Wing: Don't take it out on your house computer!!!

Krispy: Heh...sorry. But Plague was acting fine! And then it got all slow and I couldn't layout the page and what is up with the new version of Publisher anyway?!!! I think I'm going to...*deadpan* I need to kill something...now.

Steph: *reflexively* Kill IT!

Everyone else: CIEL!

Steph: Oh fine fine...

Krispy: ALZ!!! YOU PUT PRESSURE UPON PRESSURE ON ME!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN ONE OF THESE DAYS! I'M GOING TO CRACK FROM STRESS!!!

Wing: Get your finger off the caps lock!!!

Krispy: I WILL DO AS I PLEASE BIRD!

Wing: I resen--

Krispy: You know that the only reason your character isn't completely defined by resentment is because from the start I was pretty sure you weren't going to be resentful.

Wing: What?

Krispy: Luce and I noticed that you are filled to the brim with resentment it seems. And technically, you entered this blog in about the same stages as Firetail when he appeared in Alz's personal blog. So you see, much of your development actually takes place in here. With each passing day you seem to resent more and more things. So Wing, it is becoming very tempting to just tack that trait onto you and I don't think you want that.

Wing:...um...okay...

Krispy: Good. But Alz, slit wrists? KEWL! I've DONE THAT BEFORE!!!

Steph: To Nick she means...haha...Don't Speak anyone?

Krispy: Those were the coolest scenes! He was so messed up. Always, always feeling depressed and worthless and numb. All he wanted was to feel...anything. And so he cut himself, watching the red liquid slowly seep out of him, and reveling the strange stinging sensation of pain. What did it matter that his life was pooling around him and that life had so much left for him. It didn't matter at all...*sigh*...that was great...depressing to write but really a very nice experience...

Anakin: THAT IS SICK!

Zalari: I believe you have just succeeded in completely freaking Anakin out.

Krispy: It was hard to describe the blade slipping into flesh after a while. You can only repeat the same words and phrases so many times!

Anakin: STOP IT! *covering his ears* No more! No more!

Krispy: And the--

Obi-Wan: Krispy! Your work!

Krispy: *looks at the time* OH CRAP! Er...but ALZ!!! WHAT A MEAN POST!!! Even mine wasn't that mean! And the only reason I did it was thatz how it was written out on the back of my vocab. test at ACI! Ok well, revised a bit...but still!!! And Luce had to point out what a mean cliffhanger that would make and I just couldn't help myself! You know my history with cliffs!!!

Steph: *smirk* Yea. She likes throwing people off of them.

Krispy: Not throwing! *smile* Pushing. There is a difference.

Steph: I'm sure.

Krispy: Eck...and Lexia doesn't count cuz Luce told you what happened. And I don't want to post the rest of that little bit cuz it's after Sseriya/Zalari--speaking of which, I started Ch. 3; *smirk* poor Zalari already fearing for his life! Steph! You had one bad reputation then.

Steph: *laughs* Oh you mean...what was it...*cough* "A heart colder than the wastelands of the north," and oh yes...I loved this one..."gotten rid of more suitors than any of the other princesses combined, not to mention in record time." And dearest Kylin always loved to add, "...in a violent fashion." He was so mean.

Zalari: *smile* He told me that.

Krispy: Anyway, and Wing is only a part of it for only so long...but *turns to Wing* I'm trying to focus this more on you but...*shrug* We'll see, okay?

Wing: In the mood you're in right now, I say, FORGET ABOUT ME! DON'T write about me AT ALL! I'm fine right here.

Nerilay: The bird is funny. That's why Nerilay loves the bird so much.

Wing: Will you stop calling me that?!!!

Steph: *trying not to laugh* What was it Luce said? Krispy said, "I was going to have him get shot out of the sky" and Luce replied with "like fowl?!"

Krispy: *also supressing laughter* Well technically...he is.

Wing: I resent that.

Krispy: See! Resentment!

Obi-Wan: Krispy!

Krispy: Frustration!

Anakin: KRISPY!!!

Krispy: Fear mixed with anger, annoyance, and frustration!

Zalari: Krispy?

Krispy: Ques--huh?

Zalari: Do your work.

Krispy: Midnight?!!! AAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!! *choke*die*

Steph: I didn't see that one coming.

Zalari: You haven't been seeing anything much lately, even as your former self.

Steph: Really? Man...must be losing my touch.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:05 AM


Sunday, September 22, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: HA! Done with my homework and someone finally blogged!! YAY!!! HOUSEKI IS ALIVE!!!

Anakin: He's still in a nightmare...

Krispy: BUT HE'S ALIVE!!! AND CIEL'S HERE!!! YAY!!!

Wing: Are you happy or what?

Krispy: I'm done with all my work and look at what time it is!!!

Zalari: She has a point...

Krispy: HEY STEPH! You okay...

Steph: *blinks* Er...kinda...woozy...I usually don't do that for such long periods of sustained times...Is it just me or is it hot in here?

Obi-Wan: *touches her forehead* You have a fever.

Steph: Huh? Oh...great...

Nerilay: Fire has just separated from her element. Nerilay thinks Fire would be feverish, am I not correct?

Steph: *grimace* Yep. You are right on...*shakes head and immediatly regrets it* Sheez...this has never happened before.

Zalari: Will you be okay?

Steph: *waves him off* Yeah...I'll be fine. Just don't ask me to go delving into people's minds to pull them out of nightmares. I think I'm still having my own...

Krispy: WHAT?!

Steph: Hello! Houseki was having nightmares the whole time! You didn't think I wouldn't be affected in anyway? I'm not IMMUNE!!!

Anakin: Actually I thought you were--

Steph: Perhaps in one period of my life but for reasons you really don't want to know.

Anakin: Gotcha...

Krispy: Well GO CIEL!!! SAVE HOUSEKI!!! And um...very nice writing Alz. *smile*

Obi-Wan: *cough* And what else Krispy?

Krispy: Er...do u want me to post or something?

Nerilay: An exchange is what you ask for, was it not?

Krispy: You mean "you" as in Alz and "was" as in "is it not"?

Nerilay: Said that Nerilay has.

Krispy: Right...um...well...er...

Steph: *fever slowly receding* Just do it Krispy.

Krispy: Alrite...Luce, you'll recognize some of this...

Wing stared at the young woman before him, silver eyes wide with shock. In the chaos of the battle, the azure veil that concealed her face had come loose. A purely wicked smile graced the all too familiar visage, lips painted a deep scarlet. And although her hair as still hidden by platinum silk, the Skynyx knew it would be like sunlight diffused by amber. Hoping he had been mistaken, Wing blinked and was sorely disappointed when nothing changed.
Her eyes should have, would have given her away if they hadn’t been so drastically altered. An unhealthy gleam rested within them, something unusually bright and completely wrong. They were voracious, but he knew not for what.
But she couldn’t be who he thought she was!
Yet…
He paused, noting the sword still sheathed at the maiden’s side.
It can only be…
“I am Erida of Lorraine.” The strong voice was flawlessly accented like those native to that City-State, but it was still a voice Wing had heard before. Mirth was laced throughout the introduction, and her lips curved once more…The feral smile of a predator about to eat its prey. “And I intend to collect the bounty on your head.”

Krispy: And I think I'll end there...*evil smile* Luce suggested to me what an awful cliff-hanger that would make so I just had to use it. Besides, Alz, you've done worse. By the way, Erida is the name for the Greek goddess of Hate. Very nice research on my part, don't you think?

Steph: *groan* Why that...

Wing: Yes...why?!

Krispy: Er...I wrote about you?

Zalari: I'm definitelyy unfamiliar with all of this...

Krispy: You see, this scene takes place after the entire Zalari/Sseriya chapter. So...I really shouldn't be writing this cuz I should be writing Sseriya/Zalari but...it just came to me at ACI...

Anakin: Along with images of oozing wounds...

Krispy: Yeah...that too...

Wing: You wouldn't!

Obi-Wan: I wouldn't put it past her, knowing her record...

Krispy: I didn't! You know that cuz 1) I finished this scene and 2) It's your past! Not your past "past" but part of stuff that has already taken place.

Nerilay: Oh yes. Nerilay does remember this situation. Twas dark times, she says.

Steph: *mumble* Tell me about it...

Krispy: So Alz, Luce, I hope u get to read this and now I'll be expecting more posts AND stuff about what's happening with the "thing" and our dear Houseki.

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:23 PM


 
Krispy: Yoda is like...*pulls out a picture of Yoda*...he talks a bit like you. Well no tense problems...

Nerilay: Tense problems?

Krispy: Just...don't worry about it. OMG!!! JEDI DANG IT!!! DO THAT CRAZY FORCE-HEALING THINGY!!!]

Anakin: Oh yea. That was very clear.

Krispy: *shaking him* You're the friggin CHOSEN ONE!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

Anakin: Now you say I'm the Chosen One!

Krispy: SHUT UP AND DO SOMETHING!!!

Anakin: I CAN'T IF YOU KEEP SHAKING ME!!!

Krispy: *stops* You're going to do something?

Obi-Wan: We can direct Force-healing energies toward the wound. However, we can't do much more than that. I remember that fanfiction you were reading about me, was it?

Krispy: Oh right. You can't do that whole thing...yes...I will not let you almost kill yourself Obi-Wan! BUT YOU GUYS JUST DO YOUR JEDI THING!!!

Obi-Wan: *nods* Come Padawan. *moves to the healers*

Krispy: *whirls on the Guardians* YOU GUYS ARE FRIGGIN GUARDIANS!!! SURELY YOU CAN DO SOMETHING!!!

Steph: Tourniquet?

Krispy: YOU ESPECIALLY!!!

Steph: You know I'm a terrible healer.

Krispy: *glare*

Zalari: Shouldn't you be doing your work?

Krispy: It's hard to do that when someone is DYING!!!

Wing: *cough* You kill people in your writing all the time.

Krispy: That's besides the point!!! AND this wasn't my doing!!! *glare at Alz* ALZ!!!

Nerilay: I believe the Master Healer Gwendolyn is powerful, is she not?

Krispy: OMG!

Steph: Oh no! You are not bringing her! She's gonna start bugging me again!!!

Krispy: Eh...actually...she drives me crazy...

Nerilay: *shrug* A suggestion from Nerilay. Perhaps they should wait and see how this happens?

Zalari: There is an awful lot of people here right now.

Krispy: Right. And I'd first have YOU GUYS do something!!!

Selendrile: Fire to keep the soul in life...

Steph: What? Selendrile what the heck are you suggesting?

Selendrile: You know very well what I'm suggesting.

Steph: OMG...okay! Okay. I'm going...*walks over to all the people with Houseki*sits down next to Houseki and gently places her hand on his cooling forehead* Damn it. Stay with us...*looks at the others* Just ignore me...

Nerilay: Fire does something risky, I think.

Steph: *slows her breathing* Here goes...*closes eyes*

Krispy: Alrite Steph!

Anakin: What are you--

Krispy: *explaining* She's going Elemental except in a purely unphysical sense. Her body will remain as only a shell while her soul and the essence of fire merges into one entity. She's going to keep Houseki's spirit in the warm embrace of life...for as long as she can, while you and the healers continue the physical healing.

Anakin: She's lending her strength to him?

Krispy: Yeah something like that. Almost like a temporary bond of some sort? I guess?

Obi-Wan: Isn't that dangerous?

Krispy: *shrug* She's done it before. And I trust her with something like this. Dang it...gotta get back to work...I'll check back soon.

::: spewed by Krispy at 6:27 PM


 
Krispy: Healer? WAIT! JEDI! GO DO SOMETHING!!!

Anakin: Um...

Obi-Wan: We aren't healers, Krispy. If I were a Healer, I wouldn't be a Jedi Knight.

Krispy: Don't you know some emergency something or other?

Steph: Didn't you take first aid?

Wing: Aren't you Jedi?!!!

Krispy: I took first aid in NINTH friggin grade!!! I know...er...tourniquet? OHHH!!! LET ME WRITE A "T" ON YOUR HEAD!!!

*Receives many glares from around the blog*

Krispy: *cough* Sorry. That's just...habit...

Nerilay: *looking at Aegis attached her* Another strange creature, I see. Hello.

Aegis: Nyao!

Nerilay: Cute, I think.

Aegis: I like you nyao!

Nerilay: *turning to look at the commotion over Houseki* A healer? Healers are always rare, are they not? Very few times have Guardians been healers, Nerilay thinks.

Steph: *snort* Yea. That's why there was that one period of time where we were like slaughtered!

Wing: You say that so off-handedly.

Steph: *shrug* Er...wow there's a lot of people in here now.

Zalari: Should we be doing something?

Steph: Are you a healer?

Zalari: No. I see your point.

Anakin: What is a werewolf? Wait...I know.

Krispy: WEREWOLF Yuilor?!!! Oh yea...THAT was smooth! You're almost as bad as we are when we say that Anakin is gonna go--

Steph: On a joyride across the galaxy in a stolen Naboo starfighter!

Anakin: WHAT?!!!

Obi-Wan: EXCUSE ME?!!!

Krispy: Brian's a werewolf!

Steph: Oh yea...

Nerilay: Werewolves are not usually healers, she thinks.

Wing: Yeah. I agree.

Krispy: Oh right...you guys probably want to know what Nerilay looks like er...here...

One was a nymph of delicate proportions and seemed always to be walking on her toes. Lustrous green hair spilled down her back in curls and wide blue eyes peered from an angelic face.

Nerilay: I am the Guardian of Water. *smile*

Wing: Wasn't that surprising?

Nerilay: The bird is sarcastic. Has not changed a bit, she thinks.

Wing: Will you stop talking about me as if I weren't here?!!!

Nerilay: I do not see a problem in the way she speaks of the bird.

Wing: YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!!!

Krispy: WILL YOU GUYS FOCUS?!!! Houseki is DYING!!! Can't you like...DO SOMETHING?!!!

Steph: Hey, tourniquet girl! You really want us to get involved?

Krispy: Ok fine. You made your point...

Steph: By the way Veriscythe, it was Yu--

Krispy: *jumps on Steph* NO! Remember Ciel!!! Think of Ciel!!!

Steph: Yu...you know...some bad...thing...NOT A WEREWOLF...but something...bad...yea...

Yuilor: Real smooth...

Steph: Hey! Remember you don't have the benefit of being soulbonded to someone I like. I won't think twice about hurting you.

Krispy: STEPHANIE!!!

Steph: WHAT?!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:39 PM


 
Nerilay: Strange place this is, thinks she.

Steph: *smile* Hello, Nerilay. Welcome.

Nerilay: Fire greets me. Hello. *looks around*smile* And there's the bird!

Wing: *pointed glare at Steph* Hello.

Nerilay: You are unhappy to see Nerilay?

Wing: No. No. Of course not...

Nerilay: *smile* The bird is irritated. But Nerilay loves the bird so much! *hugs him*

Wing: *sigh* Nice to see you Nerilay.

Nerilay: Where is this place she is in?

Zalari: They *points at Krispy and everyone else* call it the Magical Valley.

Nerilay: The dragon? I say hello! The Magical Valley? Much magic is here, she notes.

Anakin: Er...why do you speak like that?

Nerilay: Know you, Nerilay doesn't? Speak like that? Like what? She speaks as she speaks. Does the human understand?

Anakin: WHAT?

Obi-Wan: We are members of the Jedi Order. I am Obi-Wan Kenobi. This is my apprentice Anakin Skywalker.

Krispy: How many introductions have we done in here?

Nerilay: *blue eyes deepening and lightening in a reflection of her sea home* The Writer? Nerilay never thought to meet her.

Krispy: WUZZUP!!! *waves furiously*

Nerilay: *laughs* The Writer is interesting, I think.

Wing: She's crazy. That's what she is.

Nerilay: *navy eyes land on Houseki*gasp* A fox? Are you dying? *concerned*

Steph: Ignore that other...thing. Just worry about the fox.

Nerilay: That creature of the sea?

Steph: Please don't tell me there's something against you hating Undines...

Nerilay: Undine? Nerilay does not know this creature. Curious...*eyes sparkling turquiose with curiosity*

Anakin: Erm...

Obi-Wan: She seems to have a short attention span...

Zalari: Sometimes. Sea nymphs are like that. It's more like she can't totally focus on one thing at a time. She has too many thoughts going through her head. Thus, the random speech pattern. You...get used to it...

Steph: KILL IT!!!

Nerilay: *laughs* Fire is still destructive, I see.

Steph: No. I just don't like it!!!

Nerilay: *smile* She will not kill the Undine herself?

Steph: Man...nevermind...you can't kill him either...

Nerilay: Will the fox be well? Survived this the fox has?

Anakin: WHAT?! Do you mean if he will survive?

Nerilay: She said that. I stated it clearly, did Nerilay not?

Anakin: No. I mean yes. I mean...er...we don't know! He's in the process of dying. So we don't know if he survived or not...yet. I think...um...yea...

Obi-Wan: You did quite well, Padawan...

Anakin: Right...

Krispy: ALZ!!! WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:10 PM


 
Krispy: *gasp*choke*faint*

Zalari: You're back early...very early...

Steph: Hello?!!! She just sort of passed out and maybe keeled over!!!

Anakin: *shrug*

Wing: Your point?

Steph: I dunno. I just felt like saying that.

Obi-Wan: *sigh*goes over to Krispy* Are you all right?

Krispy: *comes abruptly back to life* OBI-WAN!!! IT KILLED HOUSEKI!!! GO KILL IT!!! *whiny Padawan voice* MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!

Steph: *brightly* OKAY! *already twirling Selendrile around*

Wing: *stern* No.

Steph: *smirk* Erida AND Nerilay. And you know I'd do it.

Wing: *glare* I don't think Erida is quite possible.

Steph: You'd be surprised.

Krispy: Oh...right. So I had my performance and rushed over to my art teacher's house and when we saw the gate locked and closed, I realized...I DON'T FRIGGIN HAVE ART CLASS THIS WEEK!!! *cough* Oh and Luce? *british accent* Harry Potter?

Anakin: Was this that one movie with the whole "wicked" and your whole phase?

Krispy: Yep.

Obi-Wan: So now we must wait for Alz to enlighten us?

Krispy: *sad* Yes...*suddenly angry* YOU GUYS SUCK! That was mean!!! Laughing at me as I was away...well BLEH to YOU!!!

Steph: Bleh?

Obi-Wan: Your new word?

Krispy: Yes. *listening to Nick clips*sigh* I love these songs...I NEED NICK'S NEW CD!!! I NEED THE FRIGGIN ESCAFLOWNE MOVIE DVD!!! I NEED BAZ's RED CURTAIN TRILOGY DVD BOX SET!!! *squeal*

Steph: *calculating* Ok...let's see...Nick's CD, you can probably get for around 12, 13 bucks; Escaflowne about 27 bucks, Red Curtain Trilogy is 69.99 so at Best Buy you can prolly get it for 67 bucks or so...

Zalari: Don't forget that Star Wars: Episode 2 comes out in November too and Gennia's b-day is then too

Wing: And Episode 2 is being released in IMAX theaters November 1st or something like that.

Obi-Wan: Star Wars Episode 2?

Krispy: Don't worry about it, Obi.

Anakin: And aren't you going to watch that Harry Potter thing and the one about the people fighting over a ring or something?

Steph: Hmm...not to mention thatz all around Christmas time and before Chinese New Year...ok so...*calculating* we'll say $12-CD, two 27-DVDs, 67-box set --oh! Minus 5 dollars cuz u already have the Moulin Rouge DVD; dunno about G or IMAX, and possibly $16 or so for the 2 movies...so thatz...

Krispy: *sadly* $144!!! Ok so add the IMAX ticket is like $152 and I still have to buy ppl presents! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! DANG IT ALZ!!! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS TO HOUSEKI!!! I'm going to go do hw now...or maybe finish that scene...

Wing: Wait! But--

Krispy: Haha! TOO BAD! It HAS to happen!

Wing: But--you wouldn't hurt someone with no past, would you?

Krispy: Who said anything about hurting you? Jeez Wing! I don't always have blood and killing on the mind!

Steph: *smirk* Sometimes she's got certain cute blonde singers or certain penniless poets or hot witty Jedi or various other things like that...*sigh* guys with eyes that change like the carribean seas...

Krispy: How many of those can you think of? *smile* Ewan...*sigh*

Obi-Wan: So, Alz, please hurry up. We would appreciate knowing the condition of both duelists.

Krispy: So aptly put...*sigh*drooling over Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: *sigh*shake head*

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:37 PM


 
Krispy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MUST...READ...

Obi-Wan: Then, why aren't you?

Krispy: because I have to go change to do a last minute performance that I didn't want to do but somehow got stuck doing and then i'm going straight to aft class afterwards!!!! AH!!! I won't be back until like 3:30!!!

Anakin: Then stop typing and start reading!!! FAST!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:29 AM


 
Krispy: Oh crap! What?!! Did we all just blog at the same time?!!!

Anakin: Apparently...

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:25 AM


 
Krispy: It's tomorrow, Alz! WHATZ HAPPENING?!!!

Anakin: Can't you just see what's happening? I mean it is right here in the blog.

Krispy: I wish I could! But things don't friggin work like that!!!

Steph: It's too early to already be shouting. Remember, you were up late last night...

Krispy: Writing about--*smile*turn*...Wing.

Wing: Huh? *what she says registers* WHAT?!!!!

Krispy: Well...yea. *nods* I think that counts...*smile*

Zalari: Interesting that...I barely know anything about that time...

Krispy: You were...away.

Zalari: *nods*

Wing: And what exactly did you write?

Krispy: Not a past but...*evil grin* Remember Erida?

Steph: *stiffen*

Wing: *stiffen* Remember?!! OF COURSE I REMEMBER THAT INCIDENT!!!

Krispy: I was sure you would...after I came up with it of course but...heh...

Wing: You are an evil evil little girl.

Krispy: *wide innocent eyes* What do you mean? I'm Jedi! I'm on the side of the Light!

Steph: Keep telling yourself that...

Obi-Wan: *musing* I don't think I've known any other Jedi who write about killing people they like.

Krispy: Bleh! Well, Alz...I'M WAITING!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:22 AM




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