Friday, August 16, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: *wanders in* I give up. I'm not gonna--why is Obi-Wan blind folded?

Anakin: *smirk* HEY GUYS! She's BACK!!!

Luce: Hurry!!!

Steph: *coming to the rescue* So Krispy, while you were gone--*gives her very quick, very crushed summary*

Krispy: They WHAT?!!!

Steph: I can't take them all on alone!

Krispy: YES YOU CAN!!!

Steph: *resigned* Ok fine, maybe I can. But what was I supposed to do?

Krispy: SAVE OBI-WAN FROM THEIR EVIL CLUTCHES!!!

Wing: I believe that is Anakin's job.

Krispy: *glare* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE BRAT-CHILD!!!

Anakin: *innocently* I decided to go rescue him...

Krispy: *echoing Obi* Good job.

Zalari: Well, I suggest you leave. Now.

Krispy: At least my blog isn't PINK anymore. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wing: It isn't?

Krispy: You didn't go look at it but the Jedi and Steph did. Gennia made it. *grin* It's so BEAUTIFUL just like the wallpaper...

Anakin: Big furry creature...

Steph: I really--oh wait. Krispy, RUN. Here they come and right now, you don't want Obi-Wan seeing you.

Krispy: Right. Steph, come with me. Let's MOVE!

Gennia: *pops in out of nowhere* HELLO Padawan! *semi-glare at Anakin* Brat-child. *cough* Just wanted to drop by and say happy b-day!

Steph: I bow down to you, Master Jedi! SWORD!!! *attacks G with a hug*

Gennia: Um...I feel the love. *looks around* Holy molly! That's a big bed. *smirk*side-glance at Obi* Obi-Wan, care to join me?

Krispy: MASTER!!!

Anakin: *staring at Obi-Wan* MASTER!!!

Obi-Wan: *still blind-folded* I recognize that voice--*stiffens* Oh no, not good.

Gennia: OBI!!! I'm so glad you still remember me!!!

Obi-Wan: Oh yes, Krispy's Master...How could I forget?

Luce & Alz: *sweatdrop* This could complicate things...

Gennia: Not to worry. That's about it for me...*sly smile*pointed look at Krispy* For now...*leaves as mysteriously as she came*

Krispy Note: Gennia requested that lil cameo because she just had to say that line about the bed. It was a favor. Besides I owe her for making that (I must state again) BEAUTIFUL layout and wallpaper (based from my poem) for me.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:57 PM

 
Krispy: *popping back in* THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!!

Obi-Wan: *sigh* Come now, Krispy. *starts dragging her off*

Krispy: LUCE I WILL NOT LET YOU--*shouting fades*

Anakin: *concerned* Do you think Master needs help?

Steph: *smile* Obi-Wan? Need help when dealing with Krispy? Unless she's going rabid teenybopper on him...

Steph, Zalari, Wing: NO!

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:31 PM

 
Krispy: AGAIN!!! LUCE!!! We need to work on this timing thing! Everytime I push publish and reload the page I find ANOTHER entry from you!!! WHAT IS UP WITH THIS?!!!

Anakin: Master, I seriously don't sound like that.

Obi-Wan: Of course not Padawan. You are much more whiny.

Anakin: Master!

Obi-Wan: Joking Padawan.

Steph: I love your dry humor. *sigh*

Krispy: AND NO SAKE!!! Will you stop it! I don't drink!!! The rumors about my secret abandoned wherehouse and the *sniff* stuff I can deal with. BUT I DO NOT DRINK!!!

Wing: Breathe...

Zalari: Go. Now.

Krispy: Ok, leaving...

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:27 PM

 
Krispy: AHHH!!! STOP MAKING CHANGES WHILE I'M BLOGGING!!!

Steph: I guess it is true that only you and G have that itty bitty phone to work with.

Krispy: What do you mean this bed is too big for just me?!!! I SAY I WANT IT ALL!!! It's okay for just me.

Steph: Pig.

Krispy: Du schwein!

Steph: Kuh!

Krispy: *gasp* Was?!!! Du Ente!!!

Steph: Ente?!!! Es ist alle? Du kannst nicht besser sprechen?!!

Krispy: Ich habe sehr klein Deutsch Vokab!!!

Obi-Wan: Obviously.

K & Steph: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! SHUSH!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:23 PM

 
Krispy: But--I--*weakly* guys?

Anakin: Do you remember what happened the last time we had a party?!!!

Wing: Actually, I don't. But then again, I wasn't around. I don't think I want to know.

Steph: I recall...a lot of drunk people.

Anakin: I recall a lot of things blowing up!!!

Obi-Wan: I recall getting kidnapped during the New Year's one.

Krispy: Yes! That was very...bad...

Zalari: We wouldn't want to traumatize the children, would we?

Obi-Wan: *smile* This is certainly an interesting concerted effort.

Krispy: And as for my pink layout--It's not MY fault it's pink! I'm going to change it but I can't find anything I like!!!

Steph: And Luce, that thing about the computer--SURE! As Firetail put it, "A likely story".

Anakin: What is the "truth" about Luce?

Krispy: Good question...wait! ANAKIN! Don't change the subject! You're on MY side!!!

Anakin: Right. I am deeply sorry, Master.

Krispy: Sure.

Zalari: So--we don't think a party would be a good idea.

Krispy: A PINK party would be a terrible idea and why do you ppl keep blogging?!!! It prompts me to blog and I really should be practicing my zither right now!!!

Wing: Isn't it your b-day?

Krispy: But that doesn't mean I don't have to go to class!!!

Wing: I see. And thank you Luce for drawing away Aegis' attention. Now Aegis if you stay off of me for the rest of my stay here, when I go home, I'll personally go collecting all sorts of different colored feathers to send back here to you, ok?

Steph: *stare* You are quite the businessman, aren't you?

Krispy: I didn't mean that to develop into his personality.

Alz: WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE LOOK LIKE?!!!

Steph: WE LOOK LIKE PEOPLE!!!

Obi-Wan: That is a logical argument.

Steph: HA! The Jedi is on MY SIDE!!!

Alz: BUT I NEED TO DRAW YOU!!!

Krispy: I suck at people descriptions...don't ask me. Er...Steph wears normal stuff, when she's here.

Zalari: "Normal stuff?" You do need to work on those descriptions.

Krispy: SHUT UP!!! I'll tell you what I need to work on--MY ZITHER PLAYING SKILLS!!!

Anakin: Then go!

Wing: At least you don't have to describe the Jedi.

Krispy: Thank the Force for them robes!

Steph: Thank the Force for those movies!

Jedi: Movies?

Zalari: Nothing.

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:17 PM

 
Krispy: LUCE! I'M STILL WAITING FOR THAT SILVERFALL SCENE!!!
Steph: And I'm getting extremely impatient.
Krispy: Don't make me go over there!

Steph: Or make us send the Jedi on you!

Anakin: What?! We're your attack dogs now?

Krispy: *sweetly* No, but for me, please? It's my birthday!

Wing: And so far you have not but engulfed in a column of light, transported to another world, sucked into a book, OR attacked by your family.

Obi-Wan: What?

Zalari: Must be a good sign.

Krispy: Yep.

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:47 PM

 
Krispy: I'm a lady?

Anakin: YOU are a lady?

Steph: *laughing* NO WAY!!!

Wing: Like you are?

Steph: Am I?

Wing: Are you?

Steph: I am, aren't I?

Wing: You are?

Steph: Am I?

Wing: Aren't you?

Steph: I am?

Wing: You are?

Zalari: *annoyed* Will you 2, STOP IT!!!

Krispy: THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!

Anakin: Wait, dye my hair?

Obi-Wan: Dye your hair?!!

Krispy: Er...no. We were kidding. *pointedly at Firetail* RIGHT?

Firetail: *glare*

Steph: Eh...close enough.

Zalari: Um face references anyone?

Steph: I look like--I dunno...

Wing: Does it really matter?

Krispy: Well Anakin didn't er...do what he did, Firetail. THAT was the "evil Sith lord."

Firetail: Right...

Obi-Wan: Evil Sith Lord?

Krispy: er...don't worry about, ok?

Obi-Wan: As for the entire "Master" business--Anakin is my apprentice. Of course he would call me "Master."

Anakin: Hey, Krispy, do we get cake?

Krispy: Sure! Why not. OMG I'm 16--well not exactly until 9:00 tonight but...

Steph: Anakin is only 3 years older than you!

Krispy: *stare* By the Force!

Anakin: *stare* That's...interesting...

Krispy: Anyway, Alz, I suppose the picture can be counted for repayment of the debt but NONE of that stuff you've been sending to Luce counts.

Steph: She ain't seeing none of it.

Krispy: You can thank Stephanie for the line of thinking I was on when Luce told me about your lil transaction.

Steph: *smirk* We make a good team.

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:31 PM

 
Krispy: Speaking of birthday presents--Luce that piece of so-called icky writing would be a nice present...*hint*hint*

Steph: *flat* Her *hint*hint*ing is so obvious it's not even funny.

Krispy: *glare* Shut up. And as for the "side-transaction"--Alz, that is correct. I'm not getting no pay off so this doesn't count. And you guys all suck!!! WHY AM I OUT OF THE LOOP?!!!!

Steph: Then go furiously start writing my entire life story and then...*smirk* Don't send it out.

Krispy: *stare* Stop trying to get me to write your life story. Where do I start and where do I end? Ok well I kinda know where I end but--

Steph: You start at the beginning and you end at the end.

Krispy: *dull stare* No DUH! It's not that simple. What do you want--once upon a time--

Anakin: Is this supposed to be a happy story?

Krispy: Fine then--how about, "On a not-so-special day in the forest palace of Dragonking Emerald..."

Steph: I'm not amused.

Krispy: *sigh* Er..."Long ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

Wing: *starts humming the Star Wars theme*

Steph: *dull glare* Ha. Ha.

Krispy: SEE!!! Ich kann nicht beginnen!!! Ich weiss nicht wo ich soll beginnt deine Geschichte!!!

Steph: Oh you'll figure it out.

Krispy: Mich? Nein nein NEIN!!! Es ist viel zu schwer!!!

Obi-Wan: Why are you speaking in German?

Krispy: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Obi-Wan: Nicht viel.

Krispy: *gasp* Sie kann Deutsch sprechen!!!

Steph: When? How? Did you just "pick" it up from Krispy's random and inefficient amount of German.

Obi-Wan: *shrug* Vielleicht.

Anakin: Master is a fast learner.

Zalari: Do you understand too?

Anakin: *pause* No, not really.

Krispy: *happily* Sie hat Deutsch von mich gelernt?!!! Ah! Das ist wunderbar!!!

Steph: You do realize that all this German probably has improper grammar and all that...

Obi-Wan: Ja, aber ich kann verstanden.

Steph: I suppose that is what's important.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:28 PM

 
Wing: Slow day at the blog.

Steph: Tell me about it.

Krispy: Obi-Wan, I'm gonna keep your boots okay?

Obi-Wan: My boots?

Anakin: I want my boots!

Zalari: Do you really miss the weight that much?

Anakin: *thinks* Wow...I do feel...lighter of foot.

Steph: How the heck did you do all those Force-flips with those boots? They weren't even like little flips! They were like crazy 20 feet in the air flips!!!

Anakin: *shrug* I...dunno...

Krispy: Master Kenobi!!! It's my birthday! Can I please have your boots?

Obi-Wan: Jedi don't believe in birthdays.

Steph: WHAT?!

Anakin: We do but it's the 13th birthday that's important.

Zalari: Right, that whole business with if you aren't chosen to be a Knight's Padawan by 13--

Obi-Wan: *smile* Straight to Agri-Corps.

Steph: You were lucky.

Obi-Wan: Don't I know it.

Anakin: *STARE* Master? YOU were sent to Agri-Corps?

Obi-Wan: Yes. Perhaps I will tell you about it some day.

Krispy: But Obi-Wan!!!

Obi-Wan: I need my boots.

Krispy: Can I have your lightsaber then?

Obi-Wan: *laugh* Um...I need that too.

Krispy: Your cloak?

Obi-Wan: I--

Krispy: Your outside tunic?

Anakin: Um--

Krispy: Your inside tunic?

Obi-Wan: Real--

Krispy: Your socks?!!

Anakin: Do you really wan--

Krispy: Your utility belt?

Anakin: We sort of--

Krispy: Ok fine, not the whole thing--Just a pouch? A buckle?

Obi-Wan: Uh...I need--

Krispy: Oh c'mon! You're Jedi! You don't need all of that!!!

Anakin: *cough* About everything you've asked for is...needed.

Krispy: *thinking* er...can I have...*looks at Anakin* HIM?!

Steph, Zalari, Wing: *SSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEE*

Obi-Wan: *surprised* Anakin?

Anakin: *surprised* ME?!!!

Wing: His apprentice?

Zalari: His Padawan?

Steph: BRAT-CHILD?!!

Krispy: Well, I have to get something Jedi!!!

Zalari: A Jedi Padawan?

Krispy: *shrug* He doesn't need Anakin...exactly...

Anakin: Hey!

Steph: But you want to keep him?

Krispy: Er...you have a point. Perhaps that is too impulsive. But if we have Anakin then in their universe Va--

Steph: THEY'LL--be missing a Jedi!!!

Wing: Their Chosen One.

Krispy: Right...

Obi-Wan: Isn't that a bad thing?

Krispy: Eh...well depends on your point of view.

Zalari: Point of view? You know that what happens is completely--

Steph: UNKNOWN TO US AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!!! *glare at everyone*

Anakin: *suspicious* I will eventually find out what you all are hiding!

Krispy: Ok fine. I don't want Anakin. Obi-Wan, can I keep you?

Obi-Wan: It seems you have already been doing that.

Krispy: Oh dang it...

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:15 PM

Thursday, August 15, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: One more thing---Oh Luce!!!

Steph: *strained smile* Have you finished writing yet?

Krispy: I was expecting to find an e-mail from you WITH the scene!!!

Steph: So...SEND NOW!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:03 PM

 
Krispy: So like um...explosion?

Steph: Oh no...Anakin lost his temper again, didn't he?

Wing: *stare* He may be the Chosen One and all but he can't possibly be THAT powerful!

Krispy: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

Zalari: But his temper isn't that bad...

Steph: No, I suppose you are right. *sigh* Must've been Firetail, this "Flight" character, AND Anakin losing their tempers!!!

Wing: I don't think so. There would have been more damage.

Krispy: I want m--THE Jedi BACK!!!

Zalari: Go ahead. Just say it. MY Jedi.

Krispy: *glare* You...shush!

Obi-Wan: *walking back in perfectly calm* Hello.

Krispy: OBI-WAN!!! YOU'RE BACK!!! *jumps on him*

Obi-Wan: Yes, I have returned.

Wing: And in one piece.

Zalari: We were wondering about that explosion.

Obi-Wan: Ah, yes...that. *knowing smile*

Steph: Alrite Kenobi, spill!

Obi-Wan: *off-handedly* Anakin dug a trench.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Obi-Wan: My apprentice dug a trench. A very nicely made one, in fact.

Steph: A trench is what saved you?

Obi-Wan: *smile* Yes.

Zalari: So you and Anakin just ducked into a trench?

Obi-Wan: No, I didn't say that.

Krispy: Huh?

Wing: Where is Anakin anyway?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to laugh* Covering up the trench.

Alz: And Firetail and Flight?

Obi-Wan: They are *suppressing a laugh* within the trench.

Everyone: WHAT?!!!

Anakin: *comes in panting* I have... completed my task...Master.

Obi-Wan: Good job.

Steph: What did you guys DO?!!!

Anakin: They...were fighting...so...*panting*

Obi-Wan: We had to stop them. But it really was a fluke.

Anakin: I dug a trench cuz I figured we would need one.

Obi-Wan: *matter-of-fact* They fell in while they were pre-occupied with fighting each other.

Anakin: That was the explosion--attacks combined with falling.

Obi-Wan: Then I had Anakin cover the trench so that perhaps they would cool off a bit.

Krispy: *sigh* You are SO amazing...

Steph: I don't think that was very...er...wise?

Zalari: How exactly did you manage to bury them? Wouldn't they try to--

Anakin: Escape? Oh no. Master knocked them out with the Force while they were still disconcerted.

Obi-Wan: Well Anakin held a Force barrier over the trench as we started covering it.

Wing: Knocked out?

Obi-Wan: *smile* Let's just say a very strong Jedi sleep suggestion.

Steph: Aaaaahhhh...

Krispy: *joyfully* MY JEDI!!!

Zalari: Ha! She finally said it!

Obi-Wan: My Jedi?

Anakin: *spying Krunchy* My boots!!!


::: spewed by Krispy at 7:59 PM

 
Krispy: It's okay Alz...*sigh* Anyway...where are my Jedi?

Steph: *cough* YOUR Jedi?

Krispy: *cough* Did I say that? *innocently* I said THE Jedi...yes.

Wing: I'M FREE!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Zalari: *trying not to laugh* Krispy, if we all just scroll up...

Krispy: *glare* Shut up!

Steph: I wonder about Alz and this "kills them" business...*eyes gleaming*

Krispy: Hey! Don't you go getting ideas! I just wrote you into a killing!!!

Steph: *pout* But Krispy! I didn't have any fun with that one! I almost got killed!

Krispy: Oh yea..."I almost got killed" she says...you know that just gets your adrenaline pumping!

Steph: *grin* Yeah...ok fine so it was...alrite but I just wanna hurt--

Zalari: *sigh* The children?

Steph: *cough* Wanna...find the Jedi! Yes! Where are they? Are they ok?

Krispy: They BETTER be! *worried* Obi-Wan...*sniff*whimper*suddenly brightens* At least I have his boots!!! *hugs them*

Zalari: Well, since Obi-Wan isn't here...

Wing: What is it with all of you playing the roles of other people?!!

Zalari: *cough* Anyway, Krispy, don't you have work?

Krispy: Chemistry...yes yes I know. But before I go--LUCE WRITE AND SEND TO ME!!!

Steph: Remember what she said "It doesn't matter if you don't like it; we will."

Krispy: SO WRITE!!! And Alz...I wanna know what you're doing over there with Firetail!!! And Firetail! YOU BETTER NOT HURT OBI-WAN OR ELSE YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!!!

Steph: Heh...she can be pretty scary...even for a "mortal".

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:56 PM

Wednesday, August 14, 2002 :::
 
Anakin: *whining* Training exercises?!!!

Wing: Maybe you shouldn't have compared DDR to something like that...

Steph: Fine then. *imitating Yoda* See this as a learning experience, you should.

Jedi: *firmly* No.

Steph: *still being Yoda* Dare to defy the green one, will you? *pulls out a gimer stick*starts whacking Jedi with it*

Anakin: OW! Stop it!!!

Obi-Wan: And why are you already cheering? We never consented to this!

Krispy: *sigh*hugging tightly to Obi-Wan's boots*

Steph: Dance you will! Or teach you more, I shall! *smacking them onto the pads*

Obi-Wan: If Master Yoda were here...

Zalari: How unfortunate. He isn't.

Anakin: *pleadingly* Krispy?

Krispy: *still in her own lil world--completely content with Obi's boots*

Steph: Hurry and start the thing!!!

Zalari: Should we go rescue Alz?

Anakin: We should! Definitely!

Obi-Wan: *trying to escape with Anakin* Yes, we are Jedi. We are bound by duty to help those in need.

Steph: *blocks their path* I don't think so.

Wing: Bound by duty to help those in need?

Zalari: Once more I must give you both an "unfortunately."

Anakin: *snapping* Unfortunately what?!

Zalari: *cough* Unfortunately, it seems that this "conflict" is between Alz and Firetail. It is what you Jedi would call a "internal" or "personal" conflict. Therefore, by the Jedi Code, you are not allowed to interfere. It would ruin the impartiality of the Jedi Order.

Wing: *clapping* Beautifully said.

Steph: *smile* Zalari was always an excellent speaker.

Anakin: *sadly* There's that Jedi logic for you...

Obi-Wan: *perfectly calm* Although you are, for the most part, correct, there is a loophole.

Anakin: *brightening* There is?!

Krispy: *finally paying attention* Oh man, he's gonna do what he did on Ansion. Dang it Kenobi! Why are you so good at finding loopholes?!!!

Obi-Wan: *that knowing smile of his* Jedi are not allowed to interfere with internal conflicts within the Republic because it would violate the Order's impartiality; however that is within the Republic. We are certainly not in the Republic right now. In fact, we are not even in the same galaxy.

Anakin: *jumping for joy* Force! We're not even in the same UNIVERSE!!! Let's go save a sentient being's life!!! WOOHOO!!! *dashing off with Force-enhanced speed*

Obi-Wan: *following Anakin* Yes, my young apprentice.

Steph: But--I--you---they--

Zalari: I can't believe this...

Wing: They are Jedi...

Krispy: What do you expect from Jedi? They're peacekeepers and negotiators. They know how to mess around with words.

Steph: *desperately* But--hey! You guys forgot your boots!!!

Zalari: I guess they can still uphold the peace and save lives without footware.

Krispy: What talent. *hugs boots*

::: spewed by Krispy at 11:15 PM

 
Krispy: Ok, I take that back. Alz, I may be gone this morning by 11:30...*sigh* I dun wanna leave home so early!!!

Obi-Wan: *sternly* Did you do your work?

Krispy: *sadly* No...

Obi-Wan: Then you know exactly what I am going to say to you.

Krispy: Yes, Master. I know. I'm going, Master.

Steph: *impressed* Wow, Kenobi! You got skills!

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:40 AM

Tuesday, August 13, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Er...heheh...cake?

Steph: *perking at the sound* Cake?

Anakin: *more confused than enthusiastic* Cake?

Obi-Wan: The echoes in here are quite strange.

Krispy: Hehe...well...um...tomorrow I'll be home at like 4:30 to about 6:15-ish? Er and I'll be home from well...morning to 12:45-ish..yea--those are the times going by your "prefered times" but Alz!!! You really don't have to! It's okay!

Steph: Wait! I want some cake dang it!

Krispy: *glare* It's not like you're actually going to "eat" it...seeing that you are the split personality!

Wing: I want cake.

Krispy: *glare*turn to Anakin* Don't you dare say a thing.

Anakin: *wide eyes* Why are you all looking at me?

Krispy: Well, to make this short--

Zalari: Are you complaining about your own things in the group blog again?

Krispy: Oh bite me.

Obi-Wan: *smile* Continue, please.

Steph: Hey! That cuteness and changing the subject business is NOT going to get you out of playing DDR!

Krispy: Same goes for you Brat-Child!

Anakin: Well, wasn't Silverfall going to play first?

Steph: *considers* Although that is changing the subject and is what we told you not to do--

Krispy: *also considering* You've got a point.

Steph: But--I wanna see you guys go first! *grin*

Anakin: Can I please have my boots back?

Krispy: *cough* ANYWAY--oh yea Alz, glad to see you're okay. Right--continuing--I'm really miffed.

Wing: Miffed?

Krispy: YES MIFFED! You know, I'm scoring friggin higher on my SAT 2 Math IIC tests than I am on my SAT 2 Writing and my SAT 1 Math!!!

Steph: I thought you said you didn't get Pre-Cal.

Krispy: I DON'T!!! But I checked my scores today. The first was that surprising 590 but the ones I took on Saturday--I almost passed out!!!

Zalari: The results were?

Krispy: I got a friggin 680 and a 690!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT IS BY MY POOR STANDARDS?!!! Basically, so far as I know, I have a 550 in my writing, a steady improvement in IIC (a mix of trig, Alg. 2, Geometry), and a STANDSTILL in SAT 1 Math... Actually, no. It's not a standstill because today when I took the dumb Model Test, I DROPPED by friggin 10 points!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! AND I STUDIED TOO!!!

Anakin: You studied and dropped?

Obi-Wan: Now, that is certainly interesting.

Krispy: Yeah--INTERESTING!!! It's like that time in 8th grade when I spent like 3 hours studying for a Science test and got a glorious grade of--

Steph: Of?

Krispy: C!!! I hate this...

Obi-Wan: It will be okay. But I do believe you have other work to do?

Krispy: AP Chem...due on my birthday...I feel so loved...

Obi-Wan: Indeed, now get moving!

Krispy: Yes, Master.

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:12 PM

 
Krispy: *takes attention away from Obi-Wan* Deadly footware?

Steph: *pauses* Weighted Boot of Death?

Obi-Wan: Do I have to get my Padawan new boots?

Anakin: *sigh* They're not gonna be very happy at the Temple...

Obi-Wan: *nods* As if we don't go through enough cloaks and tunics, but we also have to go through our footware?

Zalari: Just a thought, now that Anakin is bare-foot, he does not have the added weight of his boots, right. So, wouldn't that make him--

Wing: *catching on* Faster?

Anakin: *thinking* Actually, that is very logical...

Krispy: OMG! You're gonna be like SO FAST!!!

Steph: That sounded so Valley Girl.

Krispy: Heh...*looks at Alz* Um...should we be helping her?

Wing, Zalari, and Steph turn and look at Alz, unconcerned. They face Krispy again.

All: *shrug*look at each other*grin* Nah!

Krispy: ...right...I wonder about you guys sometimes...

Anakin: Um...can I have at least one of my boots back? Alz is unconscious right? And she had my--*stops and thinks*

Obi-Wan: *thinking of the same thing as Anakin* Padawan, how did she manage to get your other boot? You were standing right there.

Anakin: I don't know! Exactly, I was standing! She couldn't have pulled it off if I was standing!!!

Steph: Ooo and the mystery continues...*shrug* Oh well. Since you are barefoot now Ani--*sweet smile*

Anakin: *edging behind Obi-Wan* Master, protect me...

Obi-Wan: *gives Anakin a weird look*

Krispy: *catching on* You can play DDR!!!

Anakin: As I asked before, DD--what?

Steph: *cheerfully* DDR. You stand on that thing over there and you dance.

Anakin: *Jedi face on* Jedi do not dance.

Krispy: *popping up behind Anakin*starts pulling him away* Haha! You're so cute! Echoing your Master!

Steph: *pulling Obi-Wan along* Oh you Jedi! You guys are just so funny!

Obi-Wan: No really! I don't think--

Anakin: Master is right. Dancing is an--er...um...unnecessary distraction!

Krispy: Padawan! You're already barefoot! Just do it!

Anakin: But I--

Krispy: *sternly* No 'but's! Jedi don't use "but"s.

Obi-Wan: And suddenly you would know this?

Krispy: *glare at Obi-Wan*suddenly brightens* Steph, sit Master Kenobi down and hold him there.

Steph: *smile* Gotcha. *sits Obi-Wan on the floor before he can stop her* Go for it!

Krispy: BOOTS!!! *starts pulling off Obi-Wan's boots*

Obi-Wan: Hey! What are you doing?!!

Zalari: Well, you have to be barefoot too.

Obi-Wan: Force...


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:21 AM

Monday, August 12, 2002 :::
 
Wing: No really. I don't--

Krispy: *glare* Yeah well, I don't dance either. I have no hand-eye-foot coordination to boot!

Obi-Wan: *amused* And you are my parallel universe twin? A Jedi Knight?

Krispy: *smile* Well, we obviously know who got all the talent. Besides, in your profession you need all the coordination you can get! *struck by idea* Therefore, you should be an excellent dancer, ne?

Obi-Wan: *immediately has serene Jedi mask on* Excuse me?

Steph: *sidling up alongside Obi-Wan as Krispy does same thing from other side* Master Kenobi, you do dance, don't you?

Obi-Wan: *flatly* Jedi don't dance.

Krispy: But Anakin sings!

Anakin: I--oh right...Ansion...

Steph: And Obi-Wan!!! You sing so beautifully! I'm SURE you can play a little DDR with your skills.

Krispy: Those Jedi reflexes, the predictions, the balance, and the grace!

Obi-Wan: ...No...

Wing: Really--*trying to fight off Alz*--I don't dance, really! And I'm handicapped...HANDICAPPED!

Zalari: Hmm...

Anakin: *putting away saber* You know, I give up. Open the scroll for all I care! I don't even know WHY I jumped into all this in the first place...


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:25 PM

 
Krispy: By the way Luce, I sent you the thing if you don't already know.

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:11 PM

 
Anakin: DD--what? *gets stepped on* Oooowww!!!

Obi-Wan: *chuckling*starts making a move to help Anakin* All right Padawan, I'm coming whether you want me to or not.

Krispy: *stopping Obi-Wan* WAIT! Let him handle this by himself a little more! After all, Master Kenobi, it is a good learning experience, is it not?

Obi-Wan: Did you just go Jedi on me?

Krispy: *grin* Why Master Kenobi! Why would you think that?

Anakin: *half-listening* YOU SOUND MORE LIKE A POLITICIAN THAN ANYTHING ELSE!!! *Force throw something at Fushigi Panda*

Fushigi Panda: *whacking everything aside* It is useless, MORTAL!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: Soda high?

Wing: If an overdose of sugar and caffeine do that to her then I'd hate to see what she's like drunk.

Zalari: Or drugged for that matter.

Tenshi: STOP SAYING THAT!!! I SAY THAT!!! *dives back into the fray*

Krispy: He's insane.

Firetail: *glare* Stop that ridiculous imitation of me.

Obi-Wan: *faint echoing of Krispy* Whatever do you mean, Firetail?

Firetail: *scowl* Jedi...

Anakin: *saber clash*humm* You say it like--*avoid getting stomped on again*--it's a bad thing.

Firetail: Almost as bad as humans...

Anakin: *pauses* But--

Fushigi Panda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *attacks Anakin during his moment of inattentiveness--is that a word?*

Obi-Wan: *to Steph* Does he not realize that--

Steph: Obi-Wan, just let it be. If he just chooses to see you as Jedi and nothing more, then you are in good shape.

Wing: Hey Anakin! Why don't you try stepping on her back?!!!

Anakin: *ducking* I can't!

Zalari: Because she is your parallel universe Master's little sister's alternate ego? Or because she is merely a little girl?

Anakin: No! Not because of that! *flips over Fushigi Panda* She's CRAZY! A mere girl? I don't THINK SO!!! *block*hit*

Wing: Then why?

Anakin: My boots are weighted for training! Add that to my weight on her little foot--I'm not going to risk crushing her feet!!!

Steph: Aww...how thoughtful...

Krispy: But Anakin, you don't look like you weigh much...you're so...skinny...

Anakin: HAYDEN looks starved. I am perfectly fine.

Steph: Whatever you say...

Obi-Wan: Jedi do not starve their pupils.

Zalari: *smile* Sure.

Wing: We believe you.

Obi-Wan: *glare* Indeed.

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:11 PM

Sunday, August 11, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR THE B-DAY!!!

Anakin: *stopping and staring* I thought your b-day was--

Krispy: It is. Hey, watch out for the Panda...

Anakin: Wha--? *uses Jedi reflexes to block Fushigi Panda*

Fushigi Panda: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE MORTAL!!!

Obi-Wan: I thought you said--

Alz: Fushigi Panda sounds like Tenshi!

Luce: Who sounds like Firetail! *turns big sparkly eyes at Firetail* Firetail-sama!!!!

Firetail: *glare*takes a step back*

Anakin: *blocking with graceful Jedi ease* Die, mortal?

Fushigi Panda: *shrug* Sorry, just had to say that. HA! *continues swatting at him*

Krispy: Guys...I'm really not in the mood to write action right now...

Steph: Well, today wasn't as scary as you thought it would be.

Krispy: Yes, a pleasant surprise. And I received much approval on that scene from your past. What do you think?

Steph: It was fine. But, yes, work on the action a bit and *entire expression darkens*hisses* Ssalisse...

Wing: Right--you hate him...

Zalari: *also darkened expression* Him...

Wing: *moves away* Right...dragon business...actually, quite well known and directly involves the two of you so I'll stay out of it...

Obi-Wan: That hiss is not a good sign right?

Krispy: You got that right! That hiss only creeps in when she's very..."moved"...if you know what I mean.

Obi-Wan: Perfectly. *turns attention back to Anakin* Padawan, are you sure you don't need any back-up?

Anakin: *trying to pull Wallscroll of Death to him with the Force* Yes, Master! I am sure!

Fushigi Panda: *hanging onto the Scroll for all she's worth* IT'S MINE!!! LET GO!!!

Anakin: Listen to me! *using powerful Jedi compulsion* Something as dangerous...*pull*...as that should be kept in the safe keeping *pull*shove*pull*...of the Jedi!

Fushigi Panda: Pfft! YEAH RIGHT BRAT-CHILD!!! Says you who eventually tur--

Krispy & Steph: *tackles Fushigi Panda* NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Anakin: *very frustrated* WHAT IS IT?!!! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?!!! *still pulling on Wallscroll*

Zalari: So it seems Fushigi Panda is immune to Jedi mind tricks...

Wing: No, I think she's too busy concentrating on not letting Anakin take away that Scroll to spend time listening to Anakin...

Fushigi Panda: *despite being tackled has managed to cling to the Wallscroll* NOTHING! Let's just say you aren't the most trustworthy person!

Anakin: THEN GIVE THE STUPID THING TO MASTER OBI-WAN!!!

Obi-Wan: *laughs* I don't want it.

Anakin: Master! It's no time to be witty now!!!

Obi-Wan: *shrug* You said you didn't need help.

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:51 PM