Saturday, August 10, 2002 :::
 
Steph: Oh why oh WHY did Anakin have to utter that oh so--excuse my language--damning line?

Krispy: One of the unsolved mysteries of the world.

Obi-Wan: *contemplating joining the fight* Anakin are you all right in there?

Anakin: *shouting back* It's okay Master! I can--*push*shove*Force shove*--handle this!

Wing: You were actually going to help him?

Obi-Wan: Of course. He is my Padawan. Besides, he did say he had a bad feeling about...it...*contemplates some more* That's a different way of saying it...

Krunchy: JUST LET ME LOOK AT IT!!!

Tenshi: NO!!!

Anakin: HAND THE THING OVER!!! JEDI CONFISCATION!!!

Fushigi Panda: PADAWAN!!!

Anakin: JEDI PADAWAN!!!

Zalari: Well at least it isn't Sseriya and Wing.

Steph & Wing: *look at each other* Heh...

Obi-Wan: *to Krispy* None of them have any diseases that could have been transmitted to my Padawan through a bite, do they?

Krispy: *thinks* I dunno...Krunchy over there could be rabi--

Fushigi Panda: HEY! Don't MAKE me go over there!!!

Steph: *cheering* Go Krunchy! KICK SOME MALE AS--BUTT!!!

Obi-Wan: *calling out encouragement* You are doing very well, my young apprentice! Watch your back! Hmm...perhaps you may want to consider a powered down lightsaber?

Fushigi Panda: *twisting the Wallscroll of Death out of Anakin and Tenshi's hands* HA!

Tenshi: *dives for it* YOU CAN'T OPEN IT!!!

Anakin: *draws lightsaber* C'mon Panda. Let's see what you can do.

Krispy: *perking at the distinct hum of the lightsaber* Sparring match?

Fushigi Panda: *grin* You are SO on! *Wallscroll starts glowing*

Obi-Wan: *not too worried* She can't kill anyone like that, can she?

Steph: Well, Anakin powered down his weapon so she prolly won't try to kill him.

Zalari: *smirk* Just knock him senseless.

Obi-Wan: *sigh* In which case I will have to interfere...very well.

Krispy: *surprised* Master Obi-Wan!

Obi-Wan: *sly smile* Of course I won't leave Anakin to the tender mercies of your mysterious sibling for too long. I see this as a learning experience.

Anakin: OH YEAH! Thanks MASTER!

Obi-Wan: Carry on.


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:12 PM

 
Obi-Wan: *completely ignoring the Tenshi/Anakin/Fushigi Panda dog-pile* Krispy? Are you quite alright?

Krispy: *swooning* As long as you keep talking to me with that adorable accent, I will be.

Obi-Wan: You are okay. Good.

Steph: Actually, she was kinda...concerned. *smile* Until you cured her...

Wing: So you read Alz's blog?

Krispy: Yes, it was very interesting but--*shudder*in tiny voice* I'm scared...

Zalari: Why?

Krispy: *whisper* They're going to do things to me tomorrow--man...now Luce they're going to do "some things" to me 2morrow...

Steph: *laugh* I wouldn't trade places with you...

Krispy: *smoldering glare* Nice to know you care...

Steph: *grin* You know I love you!

Krispy: Ok...I'm going to go blog back in My World now...pertaining to Alz's "sleep problem." Tis very interesting...among other things, I'll worry.

Obi-Wan: You worry too much. Relax. Breathe.

Steph: *imitating Obi-Wan* Use the Force. Think.

Obi-Wan: Will you stop doing that?!

Steph: *sigh* There's nothing like the REAL thing.

*Anakin and Tenshi still in a tangled, struggling pile with Fushigi Panda*

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:42 PM

 
Krispy: By the way, Krunchy is joining the blog.

Anakin: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *ducks behind Obi-Wan*

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:23 PM

 
Krispy: This is sad ppl...

Anakin: By the Force, what now?

Krispy: *stare at Anakin* Why the heck is it that YOU are always the one to respond to me first?

Anakin: *shrug* I dunno. I like you? *grin*

Krispy: *narrows eyes* Right...

Steph: That used to be my job but...I got lazy...

Wing: Obviously.

Steph: Watch it, Feathers.

Wing: I resent that.

Obi-Wan: So what is sad?

Krispy: Well, before that I have to say I started reading Approaching Storm...*turns to Jedi* You know that mission to Ansion?

Anakin: Do I remember that? You must be joking. Of COURSE I remember that.

Zalari: *smirk* I was under the impression that you saw no point to that mission and wanted to be elsewhere.

Obi-Wan: *smile* By the end of it, he changed his mind.

Krispy: ANYWAY--I started it. *grin* It's pretty good--very funny. Man, Anakin, you can SING!!! And Obi-Wan, your amazing Jedi calm is crazy! And are you just a natural at EVERYTHING or what?

Jedi: *politely* Thank you.

Krispy: Ok the sadness...

Steph: *sigh* Must we?

Krispy: Yes. I'd go do this in my own blog but...this is just easier. Besides, I blogged yesterday.

Zalari: So continue.

Krispy: Right. Ok you know that awful SAT 2 Math IIC Model Test I took?

Wing: Do we...

Krispy: Yeah well, surprisingly I managed SOMEHOW to get a 590. Bad, but not as bad as I thought it would be. I was thinking in the 300s, you know? Anyway I have to go again in about an hour to take 2 more of those awful tests that I am COMPLETELY not prepared for but moving on...

Steph: Cut to the chase, Kenobi.

Krispy: *opens mouth*stops*...Wha?

Obi-Wan: *questioning look at Steph*

Steph: *smacks forehead* Krispy! You know, Ali-Wan Kenobi! I was referring to you!!!

Krispy: Oh! Haha! I knew that...

Anakin & WIng: Sure...

Krispy: Right--to the chase--the sad thing is that I found out my score for the 2nd SAT 2 Writing test I took--the one I actually had a scored essay for. THAT one I did badly on the multiple choice part--10 points worse than my first test. My score was a friggin 550!!!

Steph: *wince* Ouch...

Krispy: YEAH! OUCH is an UNDERSTATEMENT!!! I got a friggin HIGHER score on my Math IIC Test in which I left at least 7 blanks AND got--I'm sure--PLENTY wrong!!! I scored HIGHER in THAT than in my WRITING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Obi-Wan: How...ironic...

Krispy: *grumbling* I hate irony...And you know what's worse?

Anakin: Well, OBVIOUSLY, we DON'T!

Krispy: I'll TELL you what's worse! When I took the Writing test for REAL--that first trial time--I got a friggin 630!!! How the freak do you explain THAT?!!!

Zalari: That is...interesting...

Krispy: NEway, the 3rd Model Test score was better...I moved myself back up 8 points but I still don't know what I got on the essay...man, if onlly they had graded my 1st essay! I did the best on THAT model test!

Wing: Well what about today?

Krispy: Surprisingly I'm pretty happy with the essay I wrote today. I have no idea if it really supports the writing prompt but...oh well...as for the multiple choice...I dunno. I think I may have found mistakes where there were none...eh...it's a no win situation...

Zalari: Well, you better go...testing begins in an hour or so...

Krispy: Unfortunately...

Jedi: May the Force be with you.

Krispy: Yeah...hopefully...

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:16 PM

Friday, August 09, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: I have written.

Anakin: *with Obi-Wan's wit* What a declaration!

Krispy: *stare*

Steph: *all in one breath* Oh please don't tell me you two somehow switched bodies and that the hot Jedi is now an arrogant, reckless Brat-Child known as the Chosen One; and that the arrogant, reckless Brat-Child known as the Chosen One is really the Hot Jedi with the darling accent and the sea-change eyes that is selfless, wise, and witty! *deep breath*

Zalari: What a mouthful.

Steph: OMG! Wing did you do this?!!! SWITCH THEM BACK!!!

Wing: And immediately you blame me...I didn't switch them. Why would I? I don't even really know them!!!

Steph: *whining* ZALARI!!! FIX IT!!!

Krispy: Where is Obi-Wan?!!! *sees Obi-Wan and attacks him*

Obi-Wan: Ow...

Steph: OH NO! He is really arrogant, reckless Brat-Child also known as the Chosen One stuck in the Hot Jedi's (with the darling accent and sea-change eyes that is selfless, wise, and witty) body!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Krispy: *shaking Obi-Wan furiously* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SAY IT ISN'T TRUE!!!

Obi-Wan: *in that darling accent* It isn't true.

Steph & Krispy: THANK THE FORCE!!! *hug Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: *smiling* Well, thank you for the love?

Anakin: That was certainly interesting. I make one comment...

Krispy: Oh yeah, I remember Anakin does that scary Obi-Wan immitation business...

Anakin: *grin* I used to...kinda...

Obi-Wan: Kinda?

Steph: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!

Wing: So you wrote?

Krispy: Not Chapter 9. I know I know! I feel terribly about it but...I have so many books to read (esp. since I borrowed Dorian Gray to finally finish and FINALLY got my hands on Star Wars: Approaching Storm AND since I decided to read Black Hawk Down for APUSH) and...and...I just really don't know how to DO this...

Zalari: Inspiration should smack you over the head with a baseball bat.

Krispy: Yes. I totally agree...but I wrote other stuff...partly inspired by the thing Alz wrote...

Steph: Speaking of which?

Krispy: Alz, you suck. That was so good. It was so good I was sitting here speechless staring at the computer for a LONG time. Then I went and read RRK (you know that Star Wars fic writer I read) and that made me even more depressed. All you scary good writers...*sigh* I hate you. And you said it sucked. It SO DID NOT!!! And it was--what? 2 in the morning?! You really suck. And tomorrow I have 3 model tests to take tomorrow which sucks even more. 2 of which are SAT 2 Math IIC tests meaning I will bomb them because I don't get trigonometry.

Zalari: Life seems horrible when you put it that way. *smile*

Krispy: *dull glare* It is. So Obi-Wan, Anakin, continue being witty and cute. You will put me in a much better mood...

Steph: MUCH better...

Krispy: *dead calm* Steph, let's get back to that killing...

Steph: *smirk* I would love to.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:05 PM

 
Krispy: And as to Ch. 9...

Obi-Wan: She's working on it...really...

Krispy: But who knows how depressed I'll be after reading YOUR work, Alz...*sigh*

Steph: She feels it already. *smirk*

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:07 AM

Thursday, August 08, 2002 :::
 
Anakin: What? Was I supposed to fix the trenches?

Krispy: *glare* Oh so...NOW you ask for advice?

Anakin: You're still not over that?

Krispy: NO! You were mean, inconsiderate, selfish, stupid, cowardly, out of control--

Wing: Why did you have to set her off?

Anakin: I didn't mean to...

Obi-Wan: *cough* Krispy, didn't you want to tell Alz something?

Krispy: *snapping out of her rant* Oh yes. I haven't read your story thing yet, BUT Luce tells me it will make me very envious of you.

Zalari: Because of the amazing way you write despite lack of sleep and what not.

Krispy: But I will not be envious because I am Jedi. I'll just yell at you.

Anakin: Yes. She does that very well.

Krispy: *starts ranting again* You were also insubordinate, out of your mind, inefficient, dangerous--

Obi-Wan: Krispy!

Krispy: *stops* Right...so...I will give you my response later or tomorrow. However, as for something you asked about in your e-mail--

Steph: Regarding Zalari...

Krispy: Sure he looked like he had been thru stuff but the problem is I'm not sure what.

Steph: Yeah. What did happen to you?

Zalari: There was this--well nothing really happened. You just, I don't know, transported me way off somewhere and I just found my way back. It took me a while to find my way back, but thatz about it. Unfortunately for me, the last place I ended up in was--

Wing: A world completely covered by water?

Zalari: Actually, no. That was the 3rd to last place I ended up. I landed back home in the ocean. The Leviathans picked me up. Thank God we aren't having any "disputes" with them otherwise--

Steph: Ransom?

Zalari: If they were feeling nice otherwise...*makes a slit throat signal*

Steph: *knowingly* That's always...pleasant...

Krispy: So, there you have it. But Luce and I will talk and see how to respond to your offering. Thank you.


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:58 PM

 
Krispy: I should have been doing math.

Obi-Wan: You should be doing math now

Krispy: OH OBI-WAN!!! YOU POOR POOR POOR JEDI!!! *throws her arms around him* It's okay. I love you!!! I know all the sacrifices you've made!!! OH YOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MAN!!!

Obi-Wan: I'm assuming this is the result of finishing that fanfic?

Krispy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! ACCENT!!! THAT BEAUTIFUL DARLING ACCENT!!! *suddenly concerned* Are you COLD?!!!

Obi-Wan: *a bit unsettled* No, I am not. Thank you for your concern and...appreciation.

Krispy: *sigh* You are the greatest Jedi EVER!!! NOt to mentin the hottest!

Anakin: I wonder when she's going to run out of adjectives to use in the adulation of my master.

Steph: That was a big word...

Krispy: *narrows eyes at Anakin* You...

Anakin: *winces* Oh no...*braces himself* Here we go...

Wing: I almost feel sorry for you.

Zalari: Almost?

Krispy: You arrogant, self-centered--

Anakin: Alrite thatz what she's been saying...here comes the new stuff...

Steph: You've really got this cycle figured out don't you?

Anakin: Yes.

Krispy: ...manipulative, sneaky, spoiled, cowardly, EVIL BRAT-CHILD!!!

Anakin: What have I done now?

Krispy: You left poor little THIRTEEN year old Bali alone with that evil Sith beast!!! He was the friggin MASTER SITH!!! And you just LEFT the kid THERE to go after Padme who wasn't really IN DANGER!!! AND on top of THAT you tried to kill OBI-WAN!!!!

Anakin: *to Obi-Wan* Who's Bali?

Obi-Wan: I haven't the faintest...

Krispy: You were so pig-headed and blind and--ARGH! I dunno!!! You kept blaming everything on Obi-Wan when he SAVED YOU!!! BY THE FORCE!!! What kind of Jedi are you?!!! What kind of Chosen One are you?!!! What type of person are you?!!!

Anakin: Are you quite done?

Krispy: Don't give me that attitude, Brat!!! *jumps him*

Anakin: *avoids the attack with Jedi reflexes* Krispy, really, it's FICTION.

Steph: Well, actually Anakin you are kinda like that sometimes...

Anakin: What?

Obi-Wan: *chuckles* You are.

Krispy: *sigh* He laughed...

Wing: Ok that is pretty creepy.

Zalari: NEway, Krispy, calm down and show us what G showed you...

Krispy: *squeal* This is what BSB withdrawal does to you but Nick...*stupid grin* OH MY GOD! *squeal*

Steph: *grin* BSB?!!!
Krispy: Yep. Nick at this year's Teen Choice Awards...sorry Alz about all this. But I had to share!!!



Steph: OH YEAH!!!

Krispy: Itz the shirt...

Steph & Krispy: *sigh*

Obi-Wan: Well, at least I am no longer the center of focus.

Anakin: Same here.

::: spewed by Krispy at 2:20 PM

 
Krispy: Uh hahahahahaha!

Steph: She's lost it.

Obi-Wan: If you had just listened to me, you would have gotten more sleep!

Krispy: The school is friggin CLOSED! I can't even TURN IT IN!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zalari: Maybe you should go sleep some more?

Anakin: The side-effects of procrastination...it is like a drug.

Obi-Wan: I was under the impression that you thought highly of the Jedi. Would it not then, do well for you to take Jedi advice?

Krispy: *grin* I'm not wonderful like you are, Obi-Wan.

Wing: And the drool fest begins...already...

Krispy: Alrite, I'm outta here. Gotta go catch up on that fanfic...Anakin, you are such a psycho, self-centered, arrogant, BRAT-CHILD!!!

Anakin: Yes, I love you too.

Krispy: *smile* Good. You're faintly starting to reflect your Master's wit.

Obi-Wan: Fanfic? What about that one you're writing?

Krispy: *nervous laugh* Ha...

Steph: It'll be done. *rolls eyes* She always does it eventually, doesn't she?

Krispy: Thanks Steph.

Steph: No prob.

Zalari: EVENTUALLY being the operative word, right?

Krispy: Precisely.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:29 AM

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Out of time?

Steph: As far as she's concerned, as long as you don't sleep, you've got PLENTY of time...

Obi-Wan: *frustrated* If you would just focus on the task at hand and stop being distracted, you wouldn't have to not sleep!

Anakin: A master at the end of his patience--dealing with a disobedient Padawan.

Zalari: Does he deal with you like this?

Anakin: No. He deals with me like that only when I'm very distracted and when I don't remember my place. But even then, he usually isn't this frustrated. Master usually has such good control on his emotions...

Krispy: Obi-Wan? Does this mean you'll be my master? *grin*

Obi-Wan: I already have a Padawan.

Krispy: So?

Obi-Wan: *exasperated glare* So?

Steph: Hey, Krispy, don't push it.

Krispy: Well, sorry! I just bombed the SAT 2 Math Model Test that I didn't really know I had today. OMG! It was so BAD!!! *whimper* Besides, I don't have Inspirations like Luce and Alz to "drag" me back to work.

Wing: Well, you're going to have a very annoyed Jedi Knight, not to mention the first Sith Killer in a 1000 years, on you shortly if you don't get your butt in gear.

Krispy: Alrite...sheez...if anyone figures out the "big question" thing, GIVE ME A CALL!!!

Obi-Wan: MOVE!

Krispy: Yes SIR!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 4:30 PM

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Being what?

Steph: Did you just suggest that Krispy may actually be doing her work?

Alz: Er...yea...

Krispy: BBBBBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: Yeah...sure

Anakin: Krispy procrastinates remember?

Obi-Wan: *smirk* It's like a drug.

Zalari: She actually still needs to finish the book.

Krispy: By the way, anyone wanna give me an example of a good "big question"? Cuz I'm lost. I really REALLY don't know what to ask...

Wing: Don't forget your booklist.

Krispy: Well, that's the easy part. Errr...I did horribly on my Math Model test today...

Obi-Wan: That is why you need to study.

Krispy: I'm going to do even more horribly on the SAT 2 Math Model Test...argh...stupid trig...

Anakin: Again, STUDY.

Steph: Anyway, as for Master Windu's name..."lost, perplexed"--that works...well Luce-wise...

Krispy: "protect"--very Jedi...

Anakin: *dead serious* "Base, bare"

Obi-Wan: *smile* Indeed...

Krispy: Hahaha...the head...

Steph: Alrite...finish eating then back to the salt mines...

Krispy: Salt?

Steph: Just go!

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:39 PM

Monday, August 05, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Hahaha...next obtain muscle!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: *trying not to laugh* Like what G said...they coulda air-brushed him or something!!! *stiffling laughter* oh, Anakin. It's not that bad. Hayden looked pretty scrawny. You're...*trying not to laugh* You're not too bad...

Krispy: Master Puppy!!! Buahahaha! Awww, Obi-Wan! You are so CUTE!!!

Obi-Wan: I will not lose my temper. I know how to deal with my anger now. I'm a Jedi Knight. I know how to deal with my anger. I defeated a Sith. A Jedi shall not know anger...

Krispy: It's okay Obi-Wan. Think about it, my name is KRISPY!

Anakin: She's got a point...

Krispy: So Qui-Gon...letz see...well "Ku" has "merit, service"--like being Jedi?

Steph: "Ai"--Qui-Gon love?

Krispy: There was that Master Tahl?

Obi-Wan: My Master was...*pause*

Krispy: An insensitive ROCK that's what!!! My poor Obi-Wan never got the mush he deserved!!! *hugs him*

Anakin: And apparently now he gets too much.

Krispy: Well, to make up for those lost years.

Obi-Wan: Okay?

Steph: NEwayz..."Gon"--"balance; word, speak" Wow very Qui-Gon.

Krispy: Yeah. He always liked the whole talking-negotiating business and had that whole strong connection with the Living Force.

Steph: "Jin"--"person"?

Krispy: ROCK!! *cough* Ok fine...person. "Benevolent"

Obi-Wan: Yes. Master was always compassionate. Always picking up what I called "pathetic life-forms." *smile*

Krispy: Like Anakin!!!

Anakin: What?! Master, you called me a "pathetic life-form"?!!

Zalari: He said "Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life-form?"

Anakin: Master?!

Obi-Wan: I was joking! *smile* Besides, we had picked up Jar Jar right before you.

Anakin: Oh...I see...

Krispy: Anyway..."god, spirit." GOD?!!! PFFT!

Wing: Well "spirit" works. He did come--er...contact...nevermind...

Jedi: WHAT?!

Krispy: *cough* Going on..."blade, sword"--er...lightsaber?

Steph: "fast, intense"--yea. Definitely Jedi.

Wing: Well...Shouldn't you do your math homework?

Krispy: Eh...

Wing: Or what about that English essay?

Krispy: *whimper* You're mean...

Wing: Well...

Zalari: Isn't there a list or something you have to do?

Krispy: Ok. I can take a hint. I'm leaving. Just be grateful I didn't go about making "meaningful" names for you all...

Steph: Don't worry, dearest other self. We're VERY grateful.

::: spewed by Krispy at 10:05 PM

 
Krispy: Er..Qui-Gon Jinn anyone?

Obi-Wan: Leave my Master out of this.

Anakin: Vegetable?!!!

Steph: That, you are not. Even when you fell into that--

Wing: *clamping hand over Steph's mouth* That nest of gundarks!

Steph: Right! Nest of gundarks! Even THEN you were still perfectly agile! Eheheheh...

Anakin: *weird look at them*narrows eyes* I'm going to find out what all of you are hiding one of these days...

Zalari: *pats Anakin on back* Sure, you will.

Anakin: And, for your information, Master fell into that nightmare. I rescued him.

Obi-Wan: *chuckling* Yes, that you did.

Krispy: Why are all of you talking like Yoda?

Steph: A mystery, that will remain.

Krispy: Sure...

Steph: Back to Qui-Gon, didn't you and Gennia already have a interpretation of his name?

Krispy: *thinks* Oh yea! We DID!!! The Jedi Genie!!!

Jedi: Jedi what?!!

Zalari: Genie?

Wing: Well, there's a new one.

Krispy: Well, his name is Qui-Gon Jinn. Jinn is along the lines of Genie. Thus Jedi Genie.

Wing: *off-handedly* Like how Luce was telling you how Darth Vader is a "dearth" of breathing.

Steph: Hahahaha...omg! You did NOT just say that!

Obi-Wan: *suspicious* Darth what?

Anakin: *also on guard* A Sith Lord?

Krispy: No! *nervous laugh* HAHAHAHAHA! Wing was just messing around. You know all Sith Lords have the title Darth and so he was just making up names!

Obi-Wan: *still suspicious* Indeed.

Wing: *forced laugh* Yeah! Hahahaha...

Steph: *cough* But Anakin, your name can really fit--Japanese and Latin-wise!

Krispy: Yeah! Look at this--for "a" there's "next", "na" there's obviously "name" and "fame". And for "kin" there is "now", "duties", "gold", "near".

Steph: So one way of Anakin can be-- "Next name [of] fame [is] near."

Krispy: Oh! The time of the Chosen One is near!

Anakin: Um ok guys...

Krispy *totally ignoring him* Do another one!!

Obi-Wan: This is all very--

Steph: *ignoring Obi & Ani* Ok um..."Next fame[d] name['s] duties."

Krispy: The Chosen One's duties to the Jedi Order!!!

Zalari: Perhaps you can tell his fortune?

Steph: Um...actually we sorta--

Wing: HEY!

Steph: *cough* Yes...er name can give us insights into his character...

Anakin: I will find out what this is all about.

Obi-Wan: Yes, we will.

Krispy: *nervous laugh* I love you guys! *jumps on them*


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:12 PM

 
Krispy: And one MORE thing Luce!

Wing: Now what?

Krispy: Your lines...It does not matter who began watching anime first, it only matters that I was the only one who collects bishounen. Imitators, all of you. Stop it.

Steph: *hits head* Oh no...

Krispy: 1) The first "sentence" contains a comma fault or a comma splice--if you would like to call it that. There should be either a period OR a semi-colon there, NOT a comma. 2) The second part of that "sentence"--(I was the only one who collects bishounen)--has questionable verb tense. The "was" is past tense, whereas the "collects" is present, but perhaps it does work. I don't know. 3) The 2nd line--(Imitators, all of you)--is not even a sentence. It is a sentence fragment and thus does not deserve a period.

Obi-Wan: Done?

Krispy: Quite...

Anakin: Luce, you aren't the only one who snapped.

Zalari: Apparently when Krispy snaps, she starts picking out grammatical errors in dialogue.

Krispy: Dialogue would need quotation marks, wouldn't it? Anakin, it should be "the only one who has snapped." The past perfect tense is preferred there...or is that the present perfect?

Steph: Or is it an infinitive phrase or a participle phrase. And if it IS a participle phrase is it past participle or present participle or perfect participle?

Krispy: *glare* Shut up. I'm going to class in half an hour. Don't try me.

Obi-Wan: Indeed. Stephanie, you may set her to correcting our faulty parallelism, possessives before gerunds, and verb voice errors.

Anakin: Or were they verb tone? Or verb form?

Wing: Or verb mood?

Krunchy: Verbs have moods?

Steph: Okay! Stop it already!

::: spewed by Krispy at 3:43 PM

 
Krispy: Eh...*stare*

Steph: *waving hand in front of face* Hello?

Krispy: eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh...*still staring blankly at computer screen*

Krunchy: I didn't think this collecting business effected her THAT much...

Wing: Wait...Alz, I haven't given you the feathers yet!

Zalari: Thank you, Luce for the blanket but...1) I was wet so "electric" and "wet"...not so good together and 2) I'm dry NOW. I've been dry for a while...

Anakin: She's a bit slow like that...

Steph: Anakin, you wanna get killed?

Obi-Wan: Krispy? *doing what Steph was doing*

Krispy: *eyes lock on Obi-Wan* OBI-WAN!!! *attacks him*

Obi-Wan: She is...okay...

Wing: *raised eyebrow* Obviously...

Anakin: You do realize that you have wasted your entire morning and afternoon?

Krispy: I...there...RRK...and the...fanfic...and new one about...OBI-WAN!!!

Everyone except Steph: WHAT?!

Steph: Remember how she got off fanfiction and never finished reading RRK's A Long Twilight Path? Well, she decided to go back and read a few chapters only to find that RRK has started a new short story about Obi-Wan that sounds very cool, AND that she has all these little snapshots that RRK wanted to write but didn't fit in the storyline.

Krispy: *stare* There's so much to READ!!! I haven't even checked up on Cynical yet!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Why, oh why?!!!! Need to read but have no time!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *squeezes Obi tighter for comfort*

Obi-Wan: Um...it's okay. *trying to pat her*

Krispy: Poor neglected Obi!!!

Obi-Wan: Well not really right now because you are starting to hurt me...

Anakin: You're pretty strong Krispy. Oh no. You're reading fanfiction again? Oh no...she's gonna start yelling at me about not going to the Dark Side and about me being a Brat and something about me being pure evil?

Zalari: No, that was Gennia. Although, Krispy may agree by the end of it all...

Wing: Peachy...

Steph: Peachy?


::: spewed by Krispy at 3:31 PM

 
Krispy: Hey! There is a REASON why I didn't claim Seiryuu and grabbed Suzaku!!!

Steph: Oh no...

Obi-Wan: Didn't I tell you to go back to work?

Krispy: Yeah well...

BoBo: NO! THEY ARE MINE!!! HOW MANY FRIGGIN TIMES DO I HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!!!

Anakin: Oh man...*almost at the point of wanting to cry*

Krispy: Tenya?!!! What the heck?!!! I'm supposed to be Tomoe here! Thus, RIGHTFULLY and LOGICALLY, Battousai Kenshin is MINE!!!

Steph: Wow...THAT is a turn around. Now she's clinging to that Tomoe title tooth and nail. Go Krisp!

Krispy: Even UNLOGICALLY, BATTOUSAI IS MINE!!!

BoBo: You GO!!!

Wing: Someone stop the madness...

BoBo: And while we're on the topic, you can keep Pulse. Once more I must state OVA CLEF IS MINE!!!

Krispy: OVA EAGLE AS WELL AS NORMAL EAGLE ARE MINE!!!

Obi-Wan: You really are wasting time...

Krispy: *grabs Obi-Wan* AND THIS JEDI IS MINE AND DON'T ANY OF YOU TRY ME!!!

Obi-Wan: *amused* You are really overprotective...

BoBo: And Innova is MINE!!!

Krispy: AND I STILL WANT JUDE LAW!!! ARGH!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Jedi: GET TO WORK!!!

Krispy: OKAY!!! But once more...Battousai is MINE by my Tomoe RIGHT!!! I look like the guy's friggin first dead wife!!! SO HE IS MINE!!!

BoBo: That is RIGHT!

Steph: All right. We're done.



::: spewed by Krispy at 12:55 PM

 
Krispy: It's not THAT short!!! *cough* Anyway...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Obi-Wan!!! You really ARE cute like a puppy!!! *squeal*

Steph: I KNOW!!! *starts going teenybopper too*

Obi-Wan: *glare* Thank you very much for this fascinating information as to the origins of my name...

Anakin: *jumping around happily* Puchuu puchuu puchuu puchuu puchuu!!!

Wing: *gives Anakin strange look* What does puppy have to do with Puchuu? Oh wait, nevermind, don't answer me.

Obi-Wan: Padawan, shut up! *Force hits him*

Anakin: *gets slammed into the wall* Oooowww...PADAWAN ABUSE!!!

Obi-Wan: This is all very interesting but may I point out that in the universe I BELONG IN *cough*cough*hint*hint* it had no meaning like that whatsoever.

Zalari: "kin" means gold? Maybe those Lucas people really really looked into this name thing. "Gold" like a golden child aka "chosen one"? Or as Luce said Anakin as in "without family" which for much of it is pretty true...

Anakin: Hey! Leave me out of this!

Krispy: He's touchy about the "lack of family" business...

Anakin: Will you stop it?!!!

Obi-Wan: If you'll stop "puchuu"ing and "puppy"ing me.

Steph: Oh but Master Obi-Wan!!! That's so CUTE!!!

Krispy: Can any one decipher Qui-Gon?

Wing: By the Force...why don't we just decipher your name?

Everyone stares at Wing.

Wing: *realizing what he just suggested* Oh right...decipher Krispy...haha...stupid suggestion...

Krispy: Um yea...Krispy is pretty self explanatory...

Luce: What happens when you're sun-burned?

Krispy: Stop asking me weird questions like that guy at Calphil!!! *cough* Evah Sun-Burn!!!

Luce: Hey!

Krunchy: *pops in* Hello very puppy cute, "puchuu"-ish, "sword-belt" Jedi Knight, Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: Hello strange sister of Krispy named Krunchy (also with a K) who attacks my Padawan saying he's Hayden and wanting his sweater and who also has split personalities--interestingly dressed Fushigi Panda and BoBo the Mafia Queen.

Steph: Right...

Krunchy: Krispy!!! Show them what you caught on your hunt!!!

Krispy: Hehehehehehehehe...ok...so I was at this place that did this whole spin-off of Pokemon and you catch Bishonen instead. Except then they expanded it to be just about any guy anyone would want to go after so...*grin*



Steph: *grin*sing-song voice* We caught Obi-Wan! We caught Obi-Wan!!!

Krispy: OBI-WAN!!! *attacks him*

Obi-Wan: Very nice...

Krispy: *cough* Anyway...it does say Bishonen so...hehe...i did a LOT of hunting and catching last night...



Krispy: *satisfied smirk* I'm not a friggin president of the Nick Hunters for no reason!

Steph: You got that right! *high five*

Zalari: It seems most of your "catches" are...unhappy...

Wing: Yeah. Some of them look about ready to kill...

Krispy: *unconcerned* Pfft. I realized that last night but...well I'm a Nick Hunter and I've got Steph. We can handle it.

Obi-Wan: That sounds a bit familiar...

Steph: *warning look at Krispy* Remember that time a certain Jedi Knight said that when they were going after a certain Sith played by the formidable Christopher Lee?!

Krispy: Oh yea...sorry...heh...bad call...

Krunchy: NEwayz, Aki is the prize cuz he was the hardest to "catch" so to speak...

Krispy: *half-crazed laugh* My precious...*think Lord of the Rings*

Wing: That is really scary.

Krunchy: By the way, *going BoBo*

BoBo: So Luce, you see, I get what I want. *toothy grin*

Krispy: You just came in here to do that, didn't you? And you were no help! I did all the work!!!

BoBo: Yes well, YOU are the Nick Hunter.

Anakin: So this is what you do with your meatball guns, cheese throwers, ring watches, and glass boxes.

Krispy: Yep. Except for this we keep them in Pokeball like things or something? I dunno, I just catch.

Steph: So there you have it! But we still can't get Jude Law!!! Dang it! I've tried everything!!! His friggin wife's name is SADIE!!! And it can't be Matt Damon!!! I watched The Talented Mr. Ripley ok?!!!

Krispy: Steph, calm down. You know, what they really need is a Ewan or a Christian...

Steph: *sigh* Ewan...

Krispy: Right ok...should leave now. And Alz, my hair isn't THAT short!!! Man, you make it sound like I cut it up to my ears or something!


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:18 AM

 
Krispy: *half-crazed laugh* I've been busy tonight...Hehehehe...

Steph: *smirk* I love going out on a good hunt. *sigh*

Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this.

Obi-Wan: We'll see tomorrow morning. It is late now.

Krispy: Yes, I agree. One thing, Obi-Wan, you know your name in Japanese means "belt"?

Obi-Wan: Excuse me?

Steph: You know, "obi."

Krispy: AND since your last name is Kenobi, things are even more interesting. So "ken" means like sword and "obi" still means belt, so you are "sword belt." Kewl, isn't it?

Obi-Wan: *drily* Fascinating.

Krispy: So you're Belt Sword-belt who has a sword belt and no sword, ne?

Obi-Wan: Correction; this is a utility belt and I have a lightsaber, not a sword.

Anakin: Sword belt?

Obi-Wan: Don't even think about it *purposely separating and enunciating the name* SKY WALKER.

Anakin: Ok Master! Sheez...

Steph: And as Luce observed; Anakin your name is interesting too. The prefix "A" in Latin is "away from, against" and "kin" means family. So Anakin is like "without family."

Anakin: *quietly* Thanks...

Steph: *concerned* We didn't mean to make you feel like that!!! You have family!!!

Krispy: You've got your mom and--and...OBI-WAN!!! Group hug!!!

Jedi: WHAT?!

Krispy: Come here!!! *K & Steph grab the Jedi in2 huge hug*

Steph: *cheerfully* Feel better, Ani?

Anakin: *choked* Much...

Wing: *drily* How...touching...

Zalari: *amused* Indeed.


::: spewed by Krispy at 12:24 AM

Sunday, August 04, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: So Alz, how goes the cell painting?

Steph: Pretty...I wanna see!!!

Anakin: Um...nice hair, Krispy.

Krispy: *stare* Oh! Yeah...that...it's so...

Obi-Wan: Short?

Krispy: Yeah...

Wing: It's not that short. You can still tie it can't you?

Krispy: Stupidly...

Zalari: That must've been a lot of weight to carry.

Krispy: Yeah. I never realized how heavy my hair was until I cut it...By the way Zalari, how are you?

Zalari: Erm...dry? Recovering...not injured so that's good. *shrug*

Steph: Heh...sorry.

Zalari: It's okay.

Krispy: er...gotta go eat. Be back later.


::: spewed by Krispy at 6:37 PM