Saturday, August 03, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: BUT Lilo&Stitch IS SO CUTE!!! *squeals*

Steph: You've been doing that a lot lately...but it is SO CUTE!!! OMG! By the way, the Secret Anime Indentity is Fighter...

Krispy: Alz, you were asleep until 11:16?!!! You were reading until 4? Luce you were up until 3?!!!

Wing: Don't you wish you could do that?

Krispy: YES!!! I had to go to sleep because when YOU, Alz, just woke up, I was in the process of finishing my writing model test!!!!

Anakin: What was the essay topic?

Krispy: SOMETHING STUPID THAT I TOTALLY WASN'T PREPARED FOR!!!

Obi-Wan: Well, I seem to recall you writing a 4 paragraph essay.

Krispy: It doesn't mean it was good!!! The topic was "The ends justify the means." Agree or disagree. What the heck?!!!

Steph: The what?

Krispy: Exactly. I sat there going Ok I know what that phrase means. Now what do I write? No, really? What does this phrase really mean? What does justify exactly mean? What examples from my observation of others, personal experience, or reading can I use to either agree or disagree? WHO THE HECK CHOSE THIS STUPID TOPIC?!!! DANG IT!!! I was ready to write about Thomas More this time!!! Ok, ok, the ends justify the means......

Anakin: And as Luce would comment--

Obi-Wan: You did all of this thought in that strange split-second way of yours.

Krispy: I have a lot of various thoughts/reactions sometimes ok?! Besides, it was more like I sat there for 2 minutes doing this. My intro consisted of TWO sentences--one being the topic quote; the second being "This is not always true as I have learned through my observation of other and my personal experience." Then I went into 2 paragraphs where the only synonyms for "ends" I could think of were "results" and "product." And with every time I tried to avoid using the word "get," I could only think of the word "receive" as substitute. So I have "receive"s, "result"s, and "product"s all over my essay.

Steph: Calm down! Sheez...itz just an essay...

Krispy: AAAAHHHH!!! Itz a poor EXCUSE for an essay!!! I haven't even gotten to the worse part--the CONCLUSION!!! It consisted of ONE stupid sentence which was basically the RESTATEMENT of the THESIS!!! Basically, "Through my observation of others and my own experience, I have seen that the means does not always justify the ends." THAT WAS IT!!! NOTHING ELSE!!!

Wing: Alrite, Krispy. BREATHE...feel better?

Krispy: Yes, actually, I do.

Obi-Wan: Good, now you can go back to writing...

Krispy: Yes, yes, finishing that scene I started last night...by the way Luce, I like this layout. Very pretty. *smile*

Anakin: And no, we still have no idea where Zalari is...

Steph: I love that lil Missing in Action note you have! Very cute!

Obi-Wan: Do not forget Shades of Honor.

Krispy: Right...right...I will remember to write that...

Zalari: *appears out of nowhere--dripping* I'm...back...

Steph: *stare* What the heck happened to you?

Wing: I don't think Luce literally meant Magical Valley Underwater...

Zalari: *trying to catch breath* Long...story...just...give me...a...sec... *sits down*

Krispy: Here's a towel?

Zalari: Yeah...thanks...

Steph: Er...I'm sorry for whatever it was that I did?

Zalari: *gives Steph amused look* Don't worry...about it...


::: spewed by Krispy at 3:24 PM

Friday, August 02, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Guys...look at this...



Buhahahaha! *cough* Right...


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:08 PM

 
Krispy: *blank stare* Ok...I don't know who the heck that was on stage but that wasn't ME?!!!

Steph: Um...look at yourself.

Krispy: *looks down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's like A*Teens at that Aaron concert with the neon colored clothing mixed with the Spice Girls on a super bad day!!! I can't even walk in these!!! *trips and falls on Steph*

Steph: You have awful balance.

Krispy: Well look at yourself!!!

Steph: *immediately zaps herself back into normal clothing* What do you mean? *smile*

Krispy: *glare* Evil...

Steph: Besides, since when have I known Japanese?

Krispy: Ok, I need to get out of these clothes before I accidentally kill myself...

Obi-Wan: You are very bright.

Krispy: *blank look* Duh.

Anakin: That was pretty...nice despite the fact that I didn't understand any of it.

Wing: Er...Alz? Aegis? Please?

Steph: Firetail and Houseki do sing quite well tho...*look at Obi-Wan* Master Kenobi? Will you sing for us?

Obi-Wan: *laughing* I'm Jedi. I don't sing.

Anakin: Singing Jedi? Well, you did sing that once, Master. That Ewan guy sings right?

Obi-Wan: Yes, well. That is Ewan.

Krispy: *bright-eyed* But Master Obi-Wan!!! Please?

Obi-Wan: Perhaps later. *smile* We'll see.

Krispy: *squeal* I LOVE YOU!!! *attacks him with a hug*

Anakin: This fixation is pretty scary.

Krispy: Anyone know about Zalari yet?

Steph: Nope. Sorry.

Luce: EVIL ZALARI!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!! *grin* I like.

Alz: What?!

Krispy: Er...no...

Steph: Oh...THAT...that was freaky.


::: spewed by Krispy at 10:13 PM

 
Wing: *grin* Alz, you have yourself a deal. *shake hands*

Steph: *smile* That was some nice negotiating there.

Anakin: *clap* Very nice.

Obi-Wan: See, the Jedi way of things.

Krispy: Avoid conflict. *smile* Although, Luce...I think you should get off...

Steph: *wary glance at Firetail* He looks happy--in an unsettling way...

Wing: 4 feathers, 4 feathers...need to find some extra un-needed feathers...

Anakin: There's a difference?

Wing: Of course there's a difference!

Anakin: Right...

Obi-Wan: Luce, I don't think Firetail will be talked into sparing you if you don't get off of him.

Krispy: Seriously, don't count on Silverfall to save you!

Steph: *smirk* Cuz I wouldn't.

Krispy: *glare* Yeah! Cuz YOU would probably laugh instead of trying to save me!

Steph: *thinks* You're right. I probably would. But THEN I'd go save you.

Krispy: Only because you're my split personality and you NEED me.

Steph: I don't need you, need you. But I like you. *hugs Krispy*

Krispy: Uh huh...sure...Man, Obi-Wan would just save me cuz he's nice like that.

Obi-Wan: *jokingly* Well, I do need you to return me to my universe.

Krispy: Hey! Well, Ewab would just save me. And I bet Zalari would too--that is unless he's in one of those "moods."

Wing: You are definitely in one of your good moods, Master Kenobi.

Anakin: Yeah, Master is funny like that.

Krispy: SEE! Obi-Wan IS funny. Qui-Gon just couldn't see it.

Obi-Wan: Right...

Wing: So anyways Alz, don't let Tenshi threaten you around! YOU are in charge! YOU are the writer, the blogger, the HEAD in which all these people reside.

Steph: *innocently* Yeah. Without you, where would they be?

Krispy: There's the use of that Jedi logic again.

Obi-Wan: You see, it comes in handy.

Anakin: So Alz, TAKE CHARGE! *grin*

Krispy: *sigh* I love it when we all work together. Now if we could only find Zalari...


::: spewed by Krispy at 3:24 PM

 
Wing: Alz, don't listen to Tenshi! How can I be on the Dark Side? The Jedi are my friends, and they are anything but Dark.

Steph: *speculating* Well, Anakin--

Krispy: ANAKIN NOTHING!!!

Steph: *trying to cover* Umm...Anakin--er--likes to eat cheese...

Wing: *strange look at Steph* Right...

Anakin: Why do you keep doing that?!!

Wing: *ignoring Anakin* You see Alz, Tenshi is YOUR Inspiration and he's always around. You can get feathers from him any time. Me, on the other hand, I may not always be here. I'm only a visitor.

Obi-Wan: *jokingly* And I doubt Wing a long-staying visitor like Anakin and I are.

Wing: *nods* Exactly. Besides, if you agree with Tenshi, he is just succeeding in taking you further away from your task.

Steph: *piping in* Which is helping him and Silverfall resolve their differences and finally confess their undying love. If you're busy just trying to catch Wing, you won't have any time to make Tenshi spend time with his family. And like I said, you have to catch Wing first.

Wing: *nods in acknowledgement to Steph* Precisely. It would be much easier for me to just give you two feathers.

Steph: *smile* It's a pretty good deal. Think about it, Alz.

Krispy: *stupid grin*

Anakin: What's up with you?

Krispy: Guess what?

Obi-Wan: *amused* What?

Krispy: *screaming*jumping up and down* I HAVE COMPLETED ONE FRIGGIN YEAR OF PE AND I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE PE FOR THE REST OF MY HIGH SCHOOL CAREER!!!

Steph: *applause* PARTY!!!

Krispy: YEAH!!! *cough* NOOO!!! I just had one...man am I full. You should have seen all that food!

Obi-Wan: *laughing* There goes 6 weeks worth of calorie burning.

Krispy: HAHAHA!!! Actually, that's what we said but--

Anakin: *smile* You kept on eating?

Krispy: Yes. Man, they like starve the Queen or something. You should have seen her stash all that food!!! Wrapping bundles of cookies, chocolate, chips, and pretzels into napkins. It was funny.

Steph: Poor Anne.

Obi-Wan: *watching the twins fight* I really don't see why they use those fancy moves...

Anakin: *also watching* Too much wasted energy...

Obi-Wan: Efficiency is more important...although that is an interesting concept...

Krispy: *dancing around* I'm done with PE! I'm done with PE! Buahahahahaha!!! I'll never have to run the mile again!!!

Steph: Well, Alz, think about it...

Wing: *smile* Yes, think about it. Besides, I may be willing to negotiate with you.

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:19 PM

Thursday, August 01, 2002 :::
 
Wing: Listen Alz, if you can get Aegis here to leave me alone, I'll give you a feather. In fact, I'll give you two AND help you pluck Tenshi clean.

Steph: You're awfully good at this.

Wing: Well, I took a few lessons from you, milady.

Steph: *smile* Wing, I love it when you play nice

Wing: I'm sure.

Krispy: I'm DONE WITH CHEM!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steph: That's good. Calm down. Look at Tenya and Seastar! They're so CUTE!!!

Anakin: Like--wait. I'm not going to say it because they're imitating us

Steph: Well, you can be adorable sometimes but--

Krispy: Master Kenobi is always adorable!

Obi-Wan: Thank...you?

Anakin: *watching the twins* I don't fight anything like that...

Obi-Wan: *being witty* I didn't know that lightsabers made some of those noises...

Anakin: Besides, why would we be fighting each other? *amused look at Obi-Wan*

Krispy: *squeak* Aaawwww...

Steph: *attacks Anakin*

Anakin: *Jedi reflexes not quite quick enough* What are you--

Steph: *holding him by the collar* Never ever EVER go Dark Side okay? Stay arrogant, strangely talented, reckless, sometimes stupid, but overall Light Side Brat-Child! But NEVER EVER go DARK, do you HEAR ME?!!!

Anakin: *cringing and nodding* Yes, yes, YES! I HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SHOUTING INTO MY FACE!!!

Steph: *shouting* GOOD!

Wing: She has a very strong voice...

Krispy: She's a singer, what do you expect?

Wing: *wide-eyed* You are kidding me.

Krispy: Man, you've been out of it.

Wing: Fire, you have changed a lot.

Steph: Yes, but somethings haven't changed.

Wing: *smile* Like what?

Steph: *smirk* I can still kick your butt.

Wing: *shakes head* I'm not even going to get into this.

Krispy: Sheez...everyone's starting to take the Zalari way out...

Anakin: Or better phrased as--

Obi-Wan: *smile* the Jedi way out.


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:32 PM

 
Krispy: One more thing--Alz, about the writing...if you mean ch. 9...*nervous laugh* No. I have not been doing that, tho I have started. I'll really try to do it this weekend but I just realized that I have Calphil, Art Class, and Writing Model Test, this weekend. Not to mention that I have all these Math Model Tests the following week that I NEED to study for AND AP English homework...

Steph: This is gonna take a while...

Krispy: Yeah. I need to stop procrastinating--it's like a drug!

Obi-Wan: Get back to work!

Steph: Sheez...slave-driver.

Anakin: Tell me about it. I've got the "boots weighted for training."

Obi-Wan: BACK TO WORK NOW!!!

Krispy: Thanks Obi.


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:03 PM

 
Steph: HA! Did you hear that Wing?!! Firetail considers me a lady!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wing: *half-heartedly* Just stuff it! You'll frighten the children...

Steph: *remembers Tenya sobbing all over her* Oh...right...heh...*staring at him* Um...don't be sad?

Obi-Wan: *in that adorable way of his* You'll make a wonderful mother.

Steph: *staring at Tenya uncertainly* Uh yeah...sure...

Anakin: *staring at Krispy* Are you okay?

Krispy: *frozen* There is a crying child on me.

Anakin: Yes?

Krispy: *urgently* What do I do?!!!

Anakin: Why are you asking me?!!!

Krispy: Well, you have twi--

Steph: *shuts Krispy up* NO SPOILERS!!!

Anakin: Have what?

Krispy: Um...initiates! Right the little tiny toddler Jedi! Don't you know how to deal with them?! *turns to Obi-Wan* Master Kenobi?!!

Obi-Wan: *smile* You two look adorable.

Krispy: NO!!! I don't need that right now!!! What do I do?!!! *wringing hands*very uncomfortable* Oh...don't cry...don't cry on ME!!!

Wing: So apparently all the women here have no maternal instincts whatsoever.

Krispy: I'm friggin 15 years old!!!

Anakin: For 16 more days.

Krispy: Hey, how'd you know that?

Anakin: You're my parallel universe Master. I should know things like that.

Krispy: Oh yea? When's Obi-Wan's birthday?

Obi-Wan: Classified.

Krispy: Well then can I have your cloak? Or your lightsaber? Or your belt? Or a layer of your robes? Or better yet, your boots? For my BIRTHDAY?

Obi-Wan: *smile* We'll see.

Krispy: *brightening* You MEAN it?

Anakin: *cough* Crying child...*points at Seastar*

Krispy: Eep! Um...oh, it's okay. Don't cry? *awkward pat on Seastar's head*

Steph: Eh...Krispy? You have any idea how this works?

Krispy: *freaking out* NO! NOT A CLUE!!! I'm bad with children!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *resisting the urge to scream 'Get it off!'*

Wing: *sighs*rolls eyes*gets up with Aegis still attached to him* Here. Let's try something. *bends down to Tenya and Seastar* Hey, you guys. Stop crying and I'll give you a nice, long feather okay?

Twins: *look at Wing through teary-eyes* Really?

Wing: *smile* Of course. Here...*promptly removes 2 really long shiny blue feathers tipped with silver* Only if you promise to leave my pathetic female associates alone. Deal?

Aegis: Hey! I want a feather nyao!

Wing: You have more than a feather. But I'll give you another one if you get off of me.

Aegis: *thinks*

Twins: *thinking*short discussion* Okay...*rubbing eyes*takes feathers and remove themselves from K and Steph*

Aegis: I'll stay one you, nyao!

Wing: Great...

Krispy: *hugs Wing* OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I was about to have a nervous breakdown there!!!

Anakin: Obviously.

Steph: Hey! You weren't much help. Er...thanks Wind.

Wing: *smirk* You're welcome Fire. I'm sure you'll be a fine mother one day. You are married, aren't you?

Steph: Eh...*glare*

Obi-Wan: That would be interesting, I suppose. No more kidnaping Jedi.

Steph: *smirk* Oh, Master Obi-Wan! I'll always have time to do that.

Krispy: *throwing herself on Obi-Wan* We love you just that much!

Obi-Wan: Wonderful.

Anakin: Uh sure...


::: spewed by Krispy at 7:59 PM

 
Krispy: And the violence continues...It's like---SOCCER!

Steph: This doesn't belong here either...*sees Silverfall* Oh hi! Welcome back.

Silverfall: Was your hunger finally satisfied? *sees Aegis sitting on Wing* I guess not.

Steph: ...you know, I'm still hungry...

Anakin: Should I start digging?

Obi-Wan: You are getting very good at that, aren't you?

Anakin: Well, I've had practice.

Steph: No! I'm not gonna eat you! *matter-of-factly* I'm actually very much against eating humans.

Wing: *rolls eyes* Oh really...

Steph: *glare* YOU aren't human. *cough* Anyway, humans are tiny and bony and, well I AM half human so--

Krispy: Yeah. But it's not going to stop you from chewing us up and spitting us out. Or roasting us to a--

Anakin: *smirk* Crisp?

Krispy: *suspicious glare* Hey!

Anakin: Just a joke...*smile*

Obi-Wan: If you worked on your saber skills as much as you do your wit--

Steph: *imitating Obi* You'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

Krispy: *imitating Anakin* I thought I already did.

Steph: *still imitating Obi* Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

Anakin: *stare* That is very disturbing.

Obi-Wan: *also staring* Yes, that is.

Wing: Um...twins? Crying?

Steph: I'm not a mother, dang it!!!

Wing: I wasn't talking about you. Besides, their mother has returned remember?

Krispy: Speaking of which, any info on Zalari?

Steph: I'm...working on it?

Krispy: Oh alrite...which reminds me...I need to go finish Chem...argh...

Jedi: May the Force be with you.

Krispy: Indeed.

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:50 PM

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: *swinging bat around* He tattled on me! What the heck?

Steph: *shrug* Baby! *rubbing head* Oww...but that really hurt!

Krispy: The power of PE...u know, having a bat in your hand makes you feel really...

Anakin: Powerful?

Krispy: Yeah. That's the word. *eyes Anakin warily* Don't you EVER hold a bat.

Wing: *not even bothering to struggle away from Aegis* You know, this isn't even fair. I get out of one thing and here I am stuck with another. Will you just leave me alone?

Steph: Oh deal with it.

Obi-Wan: Stephanie, do you have any idea as to where you...

Anakin: POOFED Zalari?

Obi-Wan: Master Poof...*looks at Alz* She is Master Poof's parallel universe twin?

Alz waves cheerfully.

Krispy: Yes.

Steph: Can't sense Zalari anywhere...then again, my brain cells may still be numb from that bat swing. *pointed look at K*

Krispy: Hey! It had to be done. By the way Alz, those mind tricks don't work on me! I'm Jedi too! *waves hand at her*You will send me your scenes!

Anakin: *shaking head* I can't believe this. It's a mockery of the entire Order...

Obi-Wan: *just staring* I understand your feelings, Padawan.

Anakin: *frustrated*walks up to Alz and Krispy*waves hand* You, my parallel universe Master, will stop messing around with teasers and stop doing these sad attempts at mind tricks. *turns to Alz*waves hand* You, parallel universe twin of Master Poof, will stop doing these sad attempts at mind tricks as well. You will also play nice as I have asked Krispy to do.

Krispy: I will stop messing around with teasers and stop doing the sad attempts at mind tricks.

Alz: I will stop doing these sad attempts at mind tricks and I will also play nice as Krispy has been asked to do.

Steph: *thoughtfully* I didn't think they were weak-minded...

Anakin: They aren't. I'm just unusually talented with the Force.

Steph: *nodding* Right...crazy midi-chlorians...

Obi-Wan: Good job, Anakin.

Steph: Oh guess what?!!

Wing: *dully* What?

Steph: I have a theme song!

Wing: I don't think I even wanna know...

Krispy: It's so KEWL!!! But, a subject like this is for the personal blog...

Steph: So what are we waiting for? *drags Krisp and Jedi away*

Wing: Great...


::: spewed by Krispy at 11:23 PM

 
Steph: Hold up! Where did Silverfall go?

Krispy: Tragic past problems. Apparently she was married or something...but Luce and Silverfall won't tell us about it!!! ARGH!

Steph: Wow married. Who knew? I agree, Silverfall should definitely fill us in.

Obi-Wan: She is uncomfortable with that subject.

Steph: Well aren't we all? I mean the stuff that happens to you with th--

Krispy: NOOO!! NO SPOILERS!!!

Steph: *cough* I mean, like the stuff I've gone...thru?

Krispy: Perfect.

Wing: And you were going to mention your other bargaining chip?

Krispy: Oh yes. Alz, I've also been doing some drawing...so far I think it's...*shrugs* okay but who knows? So all of you--I wanna see some nice stuff!!!

Anakin: And Alz, you can't have the rest of the "story" because 1) there isn't really a story attached--they're just scenes and 2) she's gotta keep some of it to bargain with right?

Krispy: *smirk* I LOVE the use of teasers. Besides at least I was nice and gave you an actual teaser. Just ask Luce about the teaser Gennia and I used when were writing Dead.

Steph: *smirk* That was horrible.

Krispy: Yeah. I know. *grin*

::: spewed by Krispy at 7:40 PM

 
Krispy: Wait, wait, wait! Luce, if Alz and I are never gonna hear you sing the song then...IT DOESN'T COUNT as your THIRD BIT! Cuz...we gotta be able to see the product of all of this don't we?

Anakin: You are bad.

Krispy: Negotiations Anakin. You gotta know about words and stuff.

Obi-Wan: Wonderfully phrased, Krispy. *ducking Tenshi*

Krispy: Will you LEAVE MY HOT JEDI KNIGHT ALONE?!!! *attacks Tenshi with crazy football skills AND all the violence of soccer*

Tenshi: Aaaccckkkk...

Obi-Wan: Really, you don't have to--

Krispy: HE IS NOT A PUCHUU!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *beating on him with a baseball bat*

Tenshi: Oooowwww! *trying to throw her off and defend himself with the mallet*

Anakin: Funny. Your version of aggressive negotiations seems much more...painful.

Krispy: It's friggin more effective too!!! *now with a tennis racket*

Obi-Wan: When this is over, remind me to teach you some calming exercises.

Krispy: I'm protecting you dang it!!!

Obi-Wan: *smile* And I thank you.

Krispy: *squeal*sigh* He SMILED at me AND THANKED me!!!

Tenshi: *sneaking away*...crazy Jedi...

Wing: So the Zalari you found is messed up in some way too or just really pissed. Can we just...*ducking Steph then Aegis*...when's she going to SNAP out of it?!!!

Krispy: You're right. I've had enough...*brandishes bat* Wing, please land.

Wing: *rolls eye* Finally... *lands*

Obi-Wan: What are doing?

Krispy: *sneaks up on Steph from behind* SNAP OUT OF IT!!! *smacks Steph over the head with bat*

Anakin: She has a death wish, doesn't she? It's...suicide...

Steph: *suddenly turns back to human form* WHAT THE BLOODY SH--*censored stuff...a lot of censored stuff* DO YOU F--*more censored stuff* THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!!

Krispy: *brightly* STEPH!

Steph: STEPH MY *bbbeeeeeep*!!! YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUND HITTING PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH A BLOODY *beeeep* BASEBALL BAT!!!

Krispy: *unperturbed*cheerfully* Then what do you use?

Steph: *grin* A dictionary--duh!

Krispy: STEPH!!! *attacks her*

Steph: *falling over* Whatta--

Wing: *changing back* Whatta is right...couldn't you have done that sooner?

Obi-Wan: No. With psychological things like that, the timing has to be perfect.

Wing: Really? So, where's Zalari?

Steph: You know, while I was sort of...out of it...

Anakin: You made Zalari go POOF?

Obi-Wan: *quietly* POOF...*shudder*

Steph: POOF?! What do you mean POOF?

Wing: Exactly that! You POOFED him right out of here. We STILL don't know where he is!!!

Steph: Well er...I...when I was out of it, I had the strangest thoughts in my head...

Krispy: Like a premonition?

Steph: Possibly? I...don't know...

Anakin: Well, the question remains, where the heck is Zalari?

Krispy: *think Tootsie Pop commercial* The world may never know.


::: spewed by Krispy at 7:33 PM

 
Krispy: Eh...well, I blogged twice at my blog...

Wing: Plugging yourself instead of helping me?!!

Krispy: Shut up! Let me finish. The Jedi and I were exploring--so there are TWO entries. We were looking for Zalari.

Wing: AND?

Krispy: We didn't exactly find him but...well if you read the newest blog there...u'll see...*nervous laugh*

Anakin: It's those weird scary scenes playing in her head...

Obi-Wan: I suppose that is what too much Trig can do to you.

Krispy: Straight up.

Wing: *rolls eyes* Now I know it's late...

::: spewed by Krispy at 12:40 AM

Tuesday, July 30, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Actually Alz, dearest, it means that Alice has completed 4 hours of PE, rushed home to eat and take a shower, then promptly rushed away to take her Math SAT class which lasts for 2 hours and 45 minutes or so, sat for 15 minutes after the end of that class waiting for the NEXT class to start, sat through 2 hours and 45 minutes of Pre-Cal (which has so much Trig that she was left in the dust weeks ago), and has just now returned home with dinner.

Anakin: That she is still currently eating while doing this.

Krispy: Not to mention I had to keep from falling asleep in those classes cuz I only got 6 hours of sleep last night (due to procrastination and doing the math hw and starting Chem and writing when I shouldn't have been and drawing when I shouldn't have). AND when I came home I had to reply back to Trish to tell her that I can volunteer this weekend and call my art teacher to move my class from 2morrow night to Sunday morning because my music teacher is back and I have class for that tomorrow night. *inhale* Whew...

Anakin: That was...a mouthful...

Obi-Wan: *calmly ducking Tenshi and Aegis* Yes, quite a few mouthfuls.

Krispy: AHH!!! Obi-Wan! I have to save you!

Obi-Wan: *waving her off* Don't bother, you seem to have a lot to do.

Krispy: Oh yea, during soccer Jamie collided into me. But it wasn't as hard as when Gina and I collided into each other yesterday.

Anakin: Sounds like a brutal sport.

Krispy: *shrug* Yea well, it is strangely amusing and it seems that these 2 guys are terrified of me.

Obi-Wan: *flipping over Tenshi and Aegis* Really?

Krispy: Yeah. Just because I tripped over him yesterday and we kept kicking each other, he's afraid to go after the ball if I'm going after it. And this other guy...I don't even know why he's afraid of me...well I did kick him like once or twice...

Wing: Um...hello?

Krispy: Oh Wing! I'm so SORRY!

Wing: Nice to know that you cared...

Obi-Wan: *pulling out lightsaber as a precaution against Tenshi and Aegis*with perfect Jedi serenity*hand motion* I am not a Puchuu. I never was a Puchuu and never will be a puchuu. It is a simple, although quite illogical, comparison. *hand motion again* Thus, I suggest you go home and rethink your lives.

Anakin: Go, Master.

Tenshi & Aegis: I will go home and rethink my life. *move away*

Obi-Wan: *turns to Anakin* That, Padawan, is how you end a conflict peacefully. Do not go into aggressive negotiations unless it is absolutely necessary.

Krispy: I thought the mind tricks only worked on the weak minded.

Obi-Wan: They aren't weak minded, just...a bit jumbled, I suppose.

Krispy: Well--anyway back to Wing and Steph...

Wing: Yes, back to helping ME!

Krispy I thought you had it under control.

Wing: Have yo noticed the damage? Dang it! I'm getting tired!

Krispy: You are right. This is a complete and total waste of magic...Hey Wing. Do you think you can talk Silverfall into telling us her past? Luce said--

Wing: Will you concentrate?!!

Krispy: *snapping 2 attention* Oh yes. Ahem...Zalari. Must find Zalari...

Anakin: Can't you just, I don't know, write us out of this mess?

Krispy: Hmm...I dunno but uh...when Steph is in a craze, the writing stuff doesn't usually work. Remember Don't Yell?!!

Anakin: Um...no.

Krispy: Oh well, she went crazy...not this crazy but close and attacked G and I--DESPITE the fact that we're the AUTHORS and thus should NOT be attacked by our OWN characters. She almost killed us. We attempted to write in an escape route but it didn't appear. We're still not really sure how we got out...

Obi-Wan: Fascinating, but we have to think of something.

Wing: QUICKLY! *narrowly escapes being pierced by claws*


::: spewed by Krispy at 8:18 PM

Monday, July 29, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Obi-Wan? Are you all right?

Obi-Wan: Perfectly.

Krispy: We didn't mean LITERALLY like a puchuu!!! Sheez...pocky?

Anakin: Don't get distracted!

Krispy: But...itz...good...

Anakin: It can't be THAT good.

Krispy: Remember the first time you tasted cheese?

Anakin: Yes?

Krispy: It's almost like that.

Anakin: *eyes wide* I...want...some...

Obi-Wan: Padawan! Get back on task!

Anakin: *snapping to attention* Yes, Master.

Wing: Will you all stop thinking about food because I'm about to become food!!!

Krispy: You know, Houseki has been awfully nice about calling this a glorious battle between you and Steph but u know what? It's PATHETIC! All you're doing is running away!!! FIGHT BACK DANG IT!!! I developed you better than that! You're not the Guardian of Wind for no friggin reason!!!

Wing: *rolls eyes* I'm trying to keep the damage minimalized! I don't see YOU helping! And what the heck are they doing out of the barrier?!!

Obi-Wan: *disinterested* Trying to get Pocky. And those meat pies are for Stephanie.

Wing: They better get some larger meat pies if they want her attention! *does a 90 degree dive and pulls out at the last moment*

Steph: You're good...I like...

Anakin: Wouldn't Zalari be of a lot of help right now?

Krispy: Dumb question. Unfortunately I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS!!!

Obi-Wan: You will just have to hold her off until we find him, Wing.

Wing: Oh great! Just great! I've had enough. *stops and turns to face Steph*screeches at Steph--think an eagle cry*

Steph: *growling*breathes fire at him*

Wing: *dives under fire and flies toward Steph*gets under her and slams upward*

Krispy: In the words of the Hot Jedi--Uh oh. Not good.

Obi-Wan: *watching fight with a mixed expression on his face* Good job.

Anakin: I have a bad feel--

Krispy: DON'T SAY IT!!!

::: spewed by Krispy at 8:26 PM

 
Krispy: By the way, I've started writing ch. 9 and working on this drawing thing...

Anakin: You won't be writing ANYTHING if you don't get yourself out of the OPEN!!!

Krispy: Awwww..Anakin, I didn't know you cared.

Anakin: *rolls eyes* Just get down.

Wing: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!

Krispy: Man, you can handle it. You guys are always fighting!

Wing: But she usually isn't trying to EAT ME!!!

Krispy: Suck it up. You've got Firetail and Houseki and a Tayledras Adept Mage just sitting there watching you. Are you just going make a fool of yourself?

Wing: How about YOU distract the dragon and I'll sit around and hold a barrier up? How's THAT?!!

Krispy: Coward!

Wing: Look who's talking!

Krispy: All right. That's it. Steph, you can eat him. *thinks* Hey! Anyone seen Zalari yet?

Jedi: No.

Krispy: Maaaaaaannnnnn...

::: spewed by Krispy at 1:16 PM

 
Krispy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *dives on Obi-Wan*

Obi-Wan: No what? ...You just wanted to jump on me didn't you?

Krispy: *stupid grin*nods* You're very...huggable with all those soft layers of Jedi robes and your big big cloak...

Obi-Wan: Which happens to be more coarse than soft.

Krispy: But I like you.

Obi-Wan: Um..thank you. But it would really be appreciated if you could stop...*points at Steph* her.

Krispy: Oh...*nervous laugh* haha...ha...

Anakin: Hey, what were you talking about in PE today?

Krispy: About you and how--how you make such a great good guy that you should NEVER GO EVIL!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! And also, just wondering but um...how much do your boots weigh?

Anakin: Not 20 pounds like you and G said. That's for sure.

Obi-Wan: Weighted for training.

Krispy: Hmm...and um...do your boots work well as shin guards?

Anakin: Why?

Krispy: Cuz we're playing soccer for our last week and MAN was I injured today! Plus we play volleyball after but I figure if my arms are numb enough I won't feel anything.

Obi-Wan: Oh yes. I recall that fall you had.

Krispy: Yep. Tried to get the ball away from Lawrence and ended up kicking the ball, kicking him, him kicking me, slipping on the grass, and tripping over him. Thus ending up in some sort of fall where I had to flip over to get back up...

Anakin: Much like Jedi training...LOOK OUT! *ducks and pushes Krispy down*

Krispy: er...thanks man.

Wing: Ok, ok. I'm distracting. In fact, I've BEEN distracting! Now WHAT DO I DO?!!! Isn't everyone safe already? Hello?! AAAHHHH!!! *shoots a glowing blue beam at Steph*

Steph: *hissing*flies over the ball and smacks it back with tail*

Wing: I hate it when she does that!!!

Krispy: So...Jedi?

Anakin: Well, Master what is the next part of the plan?

Obi-Wan: Actually, I didn't think that far...

Wing: WHAT?!!! *avoids being roasted*

Obi-Wan: *think Jango Fett rain fight* Uh oh, not good.

Krispy: OMG! You are so CUTE!!!

Anakin: Puchuu?

Obi-Wan: Padawan...

Wing: Now is NOT the time to be witty or puchuu-ing!!!

Obi-Wan: Well, doesn't she get tired?

Krispy: Obi-Wan? Have you ever dealt with a hungry dragon?

Obi-Wan: I've dealt with a flock of hungry driagons when I was--

Krispy: Yes, yes. When you were 12, almost 13 with Qui-Gon and not yet his Padawan.

Obi-Wan: Correct.

Anakin: Wow. Go Master!

Krispy: Well, think that flock of hungry driagons except 1) Much much smarter 2) Much much more powerful 3) And much much harder to kill.

Obi-Wan: Oh that's just great.

Anakin: I have a bad--

Krispy: *attacks Anakin* NO! Don't SAY IT!!!


::: spewed by Krispy at 1:05 PM

Sunday, July 28, 2002 :::
 
Krispy: Oh and guys--find cover unless you want to be eaten...Firetail quit being so dang confident cuz...well I wouldn't risk being chewed up and spit out by a hungry, insane Firedrake. And thanks for the compliments on the excerpt but it seems Steph is going by pure instincts now...*whimper* Hunger being the main one...

::: spewed by Krispy at 9:37 PM

 
Krispy: I...am...all...written...out...

Anakin: What already?

Krispy: Do you just want to annoy me, Brat-Child?

Anakin: Well, I'm kind of in that mood you know.

Obi-Wan: *shakes head* Master Poof...*shudder*

Anakin: Master?

Obi-Wan: I'm fine...really, I am.

Wing: No you're not really written out. I know you.

Krispy: Shut up! You're my character! BEHAVE! Speaking of which, it seems that despite the fact that I created you I have to claim you or something so...WING IS MINE! SO IS ZALARI!!! *silence*thinks* If I could only find him...

Wing: You still don't know where he is?

Krispy: *sniffle* No...

Steph: I...am...*eyes shining dangerously*...hungry...*eyes everyone in room*

Anakin: Oh...please don't tell me...

Wing: Despite being half human she has no qualms against eating er...any sort of "food" that happens to be in the area.

Obi-Wan: That is...unfortunate for us. *gets lightsaber ready*

Krunchy: I'm out of here. *disappears*

Krispy: HEY! COME BACK HERE!!! By the way everyone, Catherine now has layers. I've concluded that this is the BoBo look...itz kinda scary.

Steph: *half-transforming*licking lips* Hmm...fresh meat...

Obi-Wan: *perfect Jedi calm* Wing, distract her while we move everyone to safety.

Wing: Oh yeah...I have to distract her. Why don't you distract her?!!

Obi-Wan: Because you happen to be immortal and my Padawan and I are NOT.

Anakin: Wing quit being such a baby!

Wing: *eyes more hawk-like than usual* Don't try that with me again, Jedi.

Anakin: Then get moving!

Wing: *rolls eyes*

In a furling of feathers, Wing morphed into his original Sknyx form. A bird of startling azure coloring appeared, long tail feathers streaming behind. With every movement, the colors would shimmer and change from white to silver and back to various lapis shades.

Krispy: Sorry Wing. Would give you a better description but--brain-dead kinda right now...

Wing: No problem. Just re-enforce that immortal part of my character development. Here goes... *dives toward Steph*

Krispy: Gotcha. Man, I love that telepathy.

Steph: *eyes fixed on Wing* Sknyx. This should be fun.

Emerald scales streamed over her skin, and her face elongated into the regal, slightly equinine head of a dragon. Powerful, highly tuned wings sprouted from her back, along with a strong whip-like tail. She kicked off from the ground, claws marring the floor with deep grooves.

Krispy: *exhale* Really, guys...I'm not in a very descriptive...mood...

Anakin: Hurry, move over here!

Krispy: Wing be kicking up a lot of wind in here...Watch out for her tail and those wings...and don't forget that scale trick!!!

Obi-Wan: MOVE!


::: spewed by Krispy at 9:35 PM

 
Krispy: By the way, if any wants to have a tiny bit better idea of what is happening in Steph's head...

Anakin: Parallel universe Master?

Krispy: Yes?

Anakin: Quit plugging yourself.

Krispy: HEY!

Wing: She just wants to say an excerpt of Sseriya's memory is in her "World" so to speak.

Obi-Wan: Basically, that is what she has been doing instead of writing Ch. 9 or doing homework.

Krispy HEY! I'm working on it! Seriously, I just wanted to get my describing skills back--they have sadly deteriorated.

Obi-Wan: Well, get back to work. You've made your point.

Krispy: Hey Luce, what you think of this latest bargaining chip?

Krunchy: If Steph were aware of us right now I bet she would say "MY MEMORIES ARE NOT FOR YOU TO BARGAIN WITH!!!"

Krispy: *smirk* That's what you call the writer's privelege.

::: spewed by Krispy at 5:26 PM

 
Krispy: Oh Luce, you are bbbbbaaaaaaddddd...

Anakin: But do you think this is good time to be asking...those sorts of questions?!!!

Krispy: Uncomfortable much?

Anakin: THAT is an understatement.

Steph: *eerily silent*

Wing: *in trench* Is it over yet?

Krispy: Wimps...*turns to Obi-Wan* You can be mature about this right, Master Jedi?

Obi-Wan: Yes. Thus, I refrain from commenting.

Krispy: ...*thinks* Well, at least when you avoid the subject you do it in a subtle, sophisticated, mature way.

Obi-Wan: Basic Jedi training--subtlety and grace.

Krispy: Obviously, SOMEONE still has to work on it.

Anakin: Leave me alone! I dug the trench didn't I?!!

Krispy: Er...that has nothing to do with this but...ok...

Steph: *starting to laugh*

Wing: I don't like the sound of that.

Krispy: Like I said, very bad period of time to be re-living. ZALARI DO SOMETHING!!!

Anakin: Um...where IS Zalari?

Krunchy: Erm guys...didn't you see what happened?

Obi-Wan: Something happened?

Krispy: I think we were too pre-occupied with Luce's PMS talk.

Krunchy: Steph or erm...Sseriya proceeded to call Zalari the trick of a cruel demon and totally unreal. Then she blasted him.

Krispy: WHAT?!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLASTED?!!

Krunchy: She just glared at him and he was engulfed in flame and then...POOF.

Anakin: *gulp* Poof?!

Krunchy: *nodding* Yeah. Just...POOF. No more Zalari.

Wing: Um...don't worry? He's immortal? Although not in that can't-be-killed sense...

Obi-Wan: You're not making sense.

Wing: He prolly just whisked himself somewhere else or she whisked...er...blasted him somewhere else...

Anakin: Somewhere as in straight in2 being one with the Force!!! Like Krunchy said...POOF!!!

Obi-Wan: *shudder* Master Poof--that long neck...just swaying back and forth...back and forth...

Anakin: Uh...Master?

Krispy: I think he was traumatized when he was young. *to Obi-Wan* Hey! *snapping in front of his eyes* Snap out of it! Don't you go crazy too!!!

Steph: *softly*happily* I want the world to feel my pain. Everyone will see the fields cloaked in darkest scarlet.*breathlessly* Yes...I will make rivers cry blood.

Anakin: Master.

Krispy & Obi-Wan: Yes?

Anakin: I'm scared.

Wing: You're not the only one.


::: spewed by Krispy at 4:19 PM

 
Krispy: Um...er...I claim...*looks around* HA! OBI-WAN!!! *glomps him*

Obi-Wan: Ow...

Krunchy: *back to being Krunchy* STOP DOING THAT!!! Last night when we talked about this you just kept saying Obi-Wan! What the heck?!! He's NOT ANIME!!!

Krispy: *hugging Obi-Wan possessively* But he's CUUUTEEE!!!

Anakin: Like a pu--

Obi-Wan: Say puchuu or puppy and I will hurt you, Padawan.

Anakin: I thought Jedi didn't threaten.

Obi-Wan: I'm not. I'm informing you of your precarious situation.

Steph: *screaming at Firetail* It's because I'm half human isn't it? ISN'T IT?!!! *still crying* I can't believe this! *really going hysterical*

Zalari: Erm...Krispy? I'm starting to become very concerned...

Krispy: *chanting* Obi-Wan is mine! Obi-Wan is mine! Mine mine MINE!!!

Obi-Wan: Right...

Anakin: Krunchy, look at what you've started...

Krunchy: *calmly* Luce is being unfair. I saw those people LONG before she did. And besides LUCE--*going Fushigi Panda*

Fushigi Panda: Your claim to Joyce "weeks ago" doesn't matter because I made my claim like LAST FRIGGIN YEAR!!! *going BoBo*

BoBo: OVA CLEF IS MINE!!! In fact OVA EAGLE IS MINE TOO!!! And plenty of other people that I don't see fit to name right now!!! Anyway who gets in my way will--

Wing: *clapping hand over BoBo's mouth* Eh...*nervous laugh* That's enough for now--

BoBo: *pulling free* Don't make me send my mafia on you! And remember--*going back to Fushigi Panda*

Fushigi Panda: Wallscroll of Death!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Krispy: I've never seen her this way...before...

Anakin: She has more split personalities than you do--

Krunchy: *sees Anakin* GIVE ME THE SWEATER!!! *attacks him*

Anakin: Not again! I'm not Hayden! I don't have that sweater that you're talking about!!!

Steph: *still hysterical* I'm your only daughter, damn it!!! Just because I'm half human doesn't mean you can treat me this way!!! *now also angry*

Firetail: I am in no way related to you.

Steph: I hate this! I can't stand this anymore!!! It's not fair! *screaming* I'm every bit as capable as a full drake!!! And if you can't see that--*voice wavering*

Zalari: Krispy? I don't think this is a mood swing anymore...

Krispy: Holy sheet...

Wing: Don't tell me she's cracked...again...

Krispy: She's having a nervous breakdown, I think. You see, this is what happens when I'm under too much pressure--sometimes it just affects other people!

Steph: *backing away from Firetail*scornfully* You're just like all the others. *shaking head*

Krispy: *grabbing Steph by the arm and pulling her back* Come on, Steph. Come back here and just snap out of it. You're talking about the PAST. It is already over and done with.

Steph: *breaking away from Krispy* I'm going to prove myself to you and everyone else. I will make myself clear. No one will every doubt me again. *icy determination* No one.

Krispy: *nervous laugh* Er...Steph. Don't--don't go there. You know I had to write all that horrible stuff to pull you out of what you're getting yourself back into...*nudges Zalari* DO SOMETHING!

Zalari: What?

Krispy: Hey! You fixed things before, do it again!

Zalari: I didn't even know her yet in the period of life that she seems to be stuck in!!!

Steph: *suddenly falls to the floor* I can't do this...*breathing becoming harsh* I can't...*shaking head* Blood...so much blood...*eyes distant*rocking herself*

Krispy: *snapping* Hey! C'mon, wake up! STOP IT!!!

Zalari: *softly* Sseriya, come back.

Steph: Zalari?

Zalari: Yes, I'm right here.

Steph: *shakes head* No, you're--you're...you can't be...

Zalari: I am. I'm right here. *holds her hand*

Steph: *pulling away* No. No...*starting to laugh* I killed him...I killed so many...DEAD. *eyes strangely bright*wonderingly* I saw a field become an ocean of deepest crimson--stained by the setting sun...*smile* It was...beautiful...*laughing*

Krispy: *whimpering* Oh no...bad part to re-live...

Anakin: *fending off Krunchy with lightsaber* Let me guess, she goes insane?!!

Krispy: Actually--

Obi-Wan: *calmly* Padawan, let's start digging another trench.

Wing: *helping them* We're going to need a lot more than just a trench.

Krunchy: *helping* She's snapped like a twig. *makes a cracking noise*

Krispy: Just shut up and dig!


::: spewed by Krispy at 12:51 PM